DJ Ozma - Spiderman [PV]

[Master36029]

What the fuck Japan?

[amillionminutes]

I like men now.

[HerEyesWereWild]

Spider! Spiderman!

Do you want my love now?

Please don't get away...

(Spiderman, passion to me yeah!)

XD

[lu2dimond]

4pp brought me here

[BearBoyStuff]

WTF

That's crap but i like it !XD

[eridaniblack]

I want to see their send-up of Batman.

[kham2914]

wtf did I just watch?

[B1SCOOP]

I don't think in Japanese exists anything like "bad taste"

[MrLogozz]

I'm on the wierd part of Youtube again.

[freakymangaka]

@MrLogozz i get into the weird "corner" of youtube over and over again... i am accursed since i watched japanese commercials...

[CarlChipSanders]

OH MY GOD, ASIANS!! CUM ALL OVER MY MOUTH

[PervsFTW8D]

@CarlChipSanders

LMAO XD

[ZanaBonanza]

I DEMAND SUBS!

[DaFawky]

i bet LMFAO stole this idea in 'sexy and i know it'

[RattleheadIV]

Better than the Amazing Spiderman will turn out to be

[TheRealMisterDerp]

You know that you have no sense of humor if you can keep a straight face while doing the chicken dance to this.

[ariwl1]

Those dancers are pure professionals...there is no way I would be able to keep a straight face on that set.

[Solarchos]

And yes folks, THIS video was featured prominently at the Awesomely Bad Japanese Music Videos panel last night at Anime USA 2011. WE LOVE THIS VID!!!

[geraldhin]

wanna watch the ebisu mucats version !

[martyxcallsiefer]

the ebisu muscats danced to this guy's song

i hate this guy now -_-x

[anikel13]

Sooo, is there any explanation for this video? Or... is this just happening..

[maemoce]

@anikel13 it's japan, that's the only explanation

[Xinfull]

LOL crazy OZMA !! XD ♥♥♥

[JiBzAy619]

ಠ_ಠ da fuck japan

[Darchiv]

WHAT'S THAT? I THOUGHT IT'S GAY PORN VIDEO!

[AlexJowskiable]

Is this really a gay love song about Spiderman?

[KhaoticKait]

Wooot ~ o~o my buddeh just did this dance segment awa-con! luff the song <3 o.0

[kinjen92]

 Junichi or "King" is my favourite of the three <3 he`s HOT

[TopGunOriginal]

This NEEDS to be in the new spiderman movie

[Cerberusballs]

@TopGunOriginal What needs to happen is this plays at the red carpet premiere. As an added bonus, DJ OZMA comes out with all of the above dancers and dances right in front of the actors. Toby McGuire even shows up, only to hide under a table as one of the dancers gets to close. Dennis Leary just gets up and walks out.

[HerpinDerpinable]

I never knew Spiderman was gay

[631213312]

Dude, that was some serious ab exercise... You gotta try the thrusts at 1:05!!! ITS EFFECTIVE!!! hahahahahaha

[CHURawrProductions]

O.O..uhhhh no comment

[jmetz52298]

@CHURawrProductions but you did comment...

[ChivalryFitz]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tsukuyomi500]

*vomit*

[TwistEryo]

wtf...........................­...

[kael530]

the link does not work but i like him too

[Andrewx123x]

Sick bastards

[AnddoTrailers]

Just finished fapping to this. On to the next Ozma marathon.

[beamerfied]

no comment..-_-

[LoveLovemetal]

That's some seriously effortless thrusting and fluid gyration. 

[HarderstyleGods]

I don't understand why they are dancing in suggestive ways while wearing g-strings...I don't remember spider man doing any of that...

[caine207]

I don't know what's scarier. The song, or the fact that it was played on MTV.

[roflcopter414]

song is alright and catchy.. video.. uhm

[ChiefsClutchNutz]

Spiderman made the Earth blow up.

[breathlessloveless]

HOW DID I SURVIVE WITHOUT THIS IN MY LIFE?

[Dwojy18]

I don't know where this world is heading... but i'm afraid :(

[thekasu]

i love the spiderman white suit

[afalsestar]

Most action I've gotten in a month.

[rocobombo]

FUCK YEAH

[KyoKusinagiX]

I watched this whole thing without getting a boner. Mission Accomplished.

[TheYellowSpaceCadet]

Oh Spiderman.... why?

[Ethicqueta]

So Let me get this strait ..they want to Do " IT " to Spiderman..???

[atomicbolt]

I SEE MYSTERIO IS UP TO HIS OLD ILLUSION TRICKS

[RaqibMarvelous]

@ShugarSkull I enjoyed the passion to them, yeah.

[iamcool544]

Must.... Resist...... THE PELVIC THRUST!!!!!!

[IAmNotEmoLOL]

You niggas be postin in a spiderman thread

[SecretOp]

Why do Japanese have a fetish for Spiderman.

[Spartan2194]

@SecretOp I could ask the same thing about their LED Teeth and Tentacle porn but it's best not to question these things.

[borontheborelord]

What the friggity fuck did I just watch?

[Zickino167]

@0gunman WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO MASTURBATE TO THIS?

[Ha6erek]

Co ze Spidermanem ma wspólnego udawanie kurczaka?!

[rodrigosanclis]

Não é me convencendo não... Mas em casa eu dancei como o DjOzma e gostei...

[hyperteener]

let's be serious now.

those Speedos are definitely stuffed

[TheAesirGod]

@hyperteener its got a spider on the front...

[Taranox101]

This is awsome SPIDER!!!!!!!! (pelvic thrust) "Spider man im pushing it to you!"

[TheRealMisterDerp]

>The spiderman costume in this video wasn't a color for SM in MVC3. OH COME ON

[echtalion]

Ke marikonada, loko....

Creo que he recibido un derrame de aceite...

[echtalion]

Ke marikonada, loko....

[thecoolnavajo]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[Solarchos]

This dance will be danced at Otakon 2011 and it will be made of WIN and DESU!

[protogenxl]

@Solarchos It is not PUDI PUDI unless you have a replica of the white spider suit.

[Dragonfreak47]

@Solarchos Working on putting together people for it at Sakuracon. So far, there are three or four people joining me for it, but for full effect you need more.

IT WILL BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.

[DizzyDayz14]

It's okay Ozma and friend. I want spiderman to make sweet love to me too.

[rockworm503]

apperantly spiderman means siders in a gay bar.

[Stealthkiller93t]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[keoskeos]

WTF?

[Shadowdancer21b]

Cracked sent me.

[JMB19998]

And now you wonder why some people are suicidal

[TheKougaxKagome]

Fucking Japan,

Is it just me or did this just trump every single lady gaga music video?

[WhiteTiger225]

@TheKougaxKagome No, I think Madonna did that, thats why Mister Gaga steals all her ideas from her. Though to Mister Gaga's defence, he IS unique in stealing Kermit The Frog's voice. And really, how is this different from Backstreet boys? Both use basically gay dancing and outfits to sell to a massive female audience.

[Hakumei26]

fucking lol.

[Kiki30909]

...And I just saw a fat man. Hoshet

[Kiki30909]

That white Spiderman outfit is pimping.

[ZetsubouKyosuke]

Heavy crotch thrusting destroyed the world lmao

[eradius]

this is super tekai, i mean seriously bad the tune aint amazingly bad though

[FallOutGurlCliche]

...This is why I'm afraid of spiders, lol XDDD

[Notyourdad3]

Epic.



[FunkCobb]

WTF i had just seen?

[burgess11100]

wtf this is shit... i thought it was the russian dj ozma listen to that its much better thn this

[TheRealMisterDerp]

@burgess11100 FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

[lilysfilms]

coolest man evar!

[invisblewall]

I love dj ozma, and he's my favourite musician.

I hope that one day he returns to the music industry as Djozma, I like him in yazima beuty salon, but his work as Dj is awsome, it always puts me in a good mood, and I feel like dancing when listening to his songs (and I DON'T dance, ever).

thank you Sumitada Ozumano <3

[akebonochanko]

Japanese culture★

[ajisuozma]

スパイだ～～

KINGの声ヤバイ！

阿知須に盛り上がってるぜ！

[graveyardfairie]

Why is it people have to insult DJ Ozma? He's clearly not a serious person, so why sit there and call him gay when he's just having fun? Has no one looked at all his alter egos? None of them are serious., He's amazing. Nuff said.

[Aqnde]

@graveyardfairie Not to mention this is clearly aimed for the ladies.

[Shedwyn]

japanese dance battles are clearly more epic then everyone elses

[kingofbigdogs]

this is so gay

[pornoexepert]

DJ Ozma is cool

[ONISPOOK]

this shit is so gay.

[Master36029]

What the fuck is happening to Japan?

[blazejames47]

Im sending this shet to Tosh.0

[pokaymanzz]

I now know what I want to be for Halloween.

[thevoiceofreason94]

wtf did i just watch? X_X

[DelightfulTyrant]

So wait, this is the remake everyone is talking about?

Well, I suddenly respect the originals far more...

[scampywiak]

O_o

Mesmerized, I am.

[MastaMetalzilla]

O_o



[Mattwav]

I don't like the direction the new spider-man movie is taking. It's not even close to the comics

[AlexofEdenRazed]

Im clearly not doing enough drugs...

[TheRealMisterDerp]

@AlexofEdenRazed DRUGS ARE FOR RUGS |3

[Shockguey]

Is that Future Foundation Spider-man in a suit I see?

[YuriBo26]

@Shockguey Dude, when I saw that Spiderman I thought in Future Foundation in the same time, and this is before FF xD. I searched in the comments and you where the only one to see that too, haha

[Aniowien]

Is it weird that i want to learn this dance? I just have the urge to get up and dance. haha

[Cerberusballs]

This just convinced me to donate to the relief effort.

[Alavastar]

@Cerberusballs awwwwww too soon

[staticxmagic]

ZERO CREATIVITY! They're just copying Norazo's style (Superman/Spiderman) ...

[Kuan888]

the rusults of nuclear radiationon Japan ?? lol

WTF!

[samsab233]

add &vintage=1911 to the end of the URL....

[GigaRagnaSlave]

Ohhh Boy, DJ OZMA's music is amazingly catchy. But the videos are eye opening to say the least :). This guy would be banned in a milisecond if he tried this in the U.S. But the Japanese are awesome this way, they allow the aritists to truly express their creativity in their own way.

[TehRiddeler]

i like tits

[MonkEjoey]

My sexuality is now in question.

[alejandrocheng27894]

@MonkEjoey >.> hahaha

[DeepBlackEmerald]

I'm just a little concerned this is focusing on the guys rather than the girls.

[staticfromjupiter]

This kind of thing never happens to Batman...

[Notyourdad3]

@staticfromjupiter Yeah but batman is like 40 years old and he has a 14 year old boy running around with him in tights :/

[AndeliaM]

@staticfromjupiter But God I wish it did. I would totally never change the video.

[neehawk777]

@staticfromjupiter And thank god for that.

[KingManOld]

@staticfromjupiter Yes it does, but not with guys , if you catch my drift.

[SixStringSamurai91]

they should put this in the amazing spiderman

[Rikkoable]

This is why Japan is awesome and we aren't.

[Eevugh]

69 dislikes.... Lololol

[yodawig]

Oh god what? D:

[sockpuppetmartinez]

Spider! Spidermaaan! jiyuu ni Right now hadaka no kikoushi!!

Spider! Spidermaaaing! Do you want my love now Please don't get away!

Spider! Spidermaaang! mooretsu ni Right now osakini shitsurei!

Spider! Spidermaiiin!Babe ride my wave now!!!

Spiderman! passion to me yeah! (Spiderman! passion to me yeah!)

Spiderman! passion to me yeah! (Spiderman! passion to me yeah!)

[blazejames47]

@sockpuppetmartinez Spider, Spiyuhman*

[Aresftfun]

.....I hate you, Tenshi.

[slapshotxx]

and now we know why there was an earthquake!!!!!!!!!! tsunami raping my west coast because of this!

[PolkaDotSwagger]

I love thiss!! :D

[kuroPOLAROID]

i like the original version better by Mark Foster, I believe :\

and lol the parapara routine for this is the best aahaha

[HiTEqMETHOD]

This was allowed on japanese Mtv!?

[moviebuff1941]

Thumbs up if you're here because of Cracked.com

[Shedwyn]

i think my favorite part of the dance is the chicken wing thing they do right at the beginning

[ariaroadlan]

I cannot

fucking

breathe

[PokemonXcore]

See, all the people who think THIS is weird...may have not seen his 'Drinkin' Boys' video. Just sayin'.

Oh how I wish to live in Japan XD.

[LadyMonsterFace]

@PokemonXcore that is by far my favorite ;)

As for living in Japan, that would be awsome, but I'd be disappointed if everyone wasn't like this. And we all know they arn't. :(

[GorillaBorg]

@PokemonXcore DJ OZMA does all this purely to piss off the Japanese censorship committee.

[grakzork]

@GorillaBorg

I hope that's true. It'd be 100x cooler if it was.

DJ ozma, the rebel!

[ChishioAme]

I never thought it was possible to overuse the pelvic thrust... I was wrong.

[LostInConfusion1]

In spiderman 3 Toby Maguire was a jive dancing douchebag. In spiderman 4, well... fuck.

[XPyromaniacXDestinyX]

Why the heck did they have to make this song SO catchy?! XDDD

[Crazypixiness]

I'm just going to assume all of the guys here are just really into Spiderman. And I mean REALLY into Spiderman, and not ready to have some homosexual-orgy with itchy radioactive spiders attached to their crotches. The thought of the STD's that could be conceived from that situation would burn into my brain otherwise.

This song is sooo catchy though.

[CarlChipSanders]

GREATEST. SPIDERMAN. PARODY. EVER!!!

[MIK1LL]

This needs to die in a fire.

[Lost77]

I like the song, but not the man-whore dance off... Damn you japan! *Clicks "Add to Favorites" while crying*

[iamcool544]

PELVIS THRUST MOTHER FUCKER!

[Adamazeroni]

I watched the whole thing ...........

[detectiveyoshi]

please stop......... this is a shame towards spiderman

[ryan1359]

@detectiveyoshi Pffffff, you kiddin'? Im sure spidey would get a kick out of this!

[ferretyluv]

I like J-pop as much as the next person, but this seriously is some fucking gay shit.Literally. A bunch of men in speedos prancing around is really really gay.

AND WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SPIDERMAN

[Shedwyn]

@ferretyluv maybe spiderman is just a little bit more awesome in japan, and by more more awesome i mean more of a male stripper ;D

[ryan1359]

@ferretyluv Can't you hear them??? SPIDERMAN! Besides..I think its open to interpretation. There were plenty scantily women in this video as well.

[LIGHTRONIX]

see this is why we can't have nice things

[podmember]

what is this i dont even

[YumeSupernova]

No offense to DJ OZMA (I love him and all), but the original Mark Foster version is way better.

That spider underwear is amazing, though. xD

[CaptainInsano300]

Thank you, David from 4Playerpodcast, for showing this to me ^__^