Creationist Cat vs. Grappling Ignorance!!!

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

What? You are grappling him in his anus? But I thought homosexuality was a sin!

[Ingmatter]

Good job CC, you've misrepresented he-man like a typical creationist.

We all know this is what he's really like.

/watch?v=itvJybdcYbI

[billzybobb]

Dude. This video hits directly at home. I was PMed by a guy named Gambleor. He was responding to my "Christian Challenge" video. I asked him a question, and he literally changed it. Telling me what he changed it to was better, and then he proceeded to answer the question he created. Can you believe it? You must have had the same experience with someone. This is a true to life video. Kudos, bro'.

[Frizzurd]

Does Creationist cat happen to know Jehova cat, the other youtube Christian cat?

[Malithion2001]

Meow meow meow brrr meow purr!

[MsSquarebearz]

I have watched GrapplingIgnorance for a long time and have always admired his intellect. I will admit I am shocked now to see just who he is....i never would have guessed.

Oh and thanks for the recipe CC, might have to get my family to try that for thanksgiving this year.

[CMO999]

You're silly!

[RayLedgend]

Well said, CC. Atheismologists are so misguided.

[stiimuli]

Teh 10 Commandments of Ceiling Cat: 1) I iz Ceiling Cat 2) Ceiling Cat comz 1st 3) Don' Lissen to Basement Cat. 4) Don' use mai name to do eveil tings. 5) Remember Caturday n keepz it lazy. 6) Drive ur hooman az crazy az possibl. 7) Don' kil. Unless hooman makez u dress up. 8) Don' cheat n huk up wit crazy kitteh down teh street. 9) Don' lai. Unless u has to. 10) Don' steel. Jus take stuff wiffout permishun an put it pack b4 they kno. ameow

[naughtypagan72]

@stiimuli But what role does melon cat have in the universe?

[stiimuli]

@naughtypagan72 blasphemer! false prophet! hairball!

[SinnFein4ever]

Thumbs-up, if you only watched this vidio because you like watching vidios of kitty-cats.

[Convict41]

@SinnFein4ever

Nope, but you got a thumbs down for sounding totally obnoxious.

[SinnFein4ever]

That's a girl cat.

;p

[GoblinXXX]

I wondered what Orko had been doing since He-Man got cancelled. He must have become an atheist because he was mad at god that they didn't use him in the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE movie with Dolph Lundgren.

[Achenar12]

Have you stopped beating your wife?

[MunkyDrag0n]

Grappling Ignorance may be very intelligent and eloquent, but he has a poorly-tuned troll detector...

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@MunkyDrag0n What do you mean?

[MunkyDrag0n]

@GrapplingIgnorance You asked CC a question about why Christianity should be superior to Islam and so forth. From this video, it seems CC has no intelligent things to say and was trolling you.

[GrapplingIgnorance]

@MunkyDrag0n This isn't trolling. Trolling is when people say deliberately offensive things on internet forums just to elicit negative attention. This is a Poe channel, and that is incredibly obvious. I knew that since I subscribed to it after the first video CC posted. I never considered him a serious CC to be a sincere question who was going to provide an intellectual, serious response to me question.

[naughtypagan72]

I'm Dr. Ted Nelson!!!  *blam* *blam* *blam* XD

[creationistcat]

@naughtypagan72

Huh? CC is confuzed O_o

[GoblinXXX]

@naughtypagan72 And he's out of crackers, too.

[naughtypagan72]

@GoblinXXX AND he's never seen the sun through the wings of saturn! (I wonder how many people are trying to figure out what we are talking about...) XD

[GoblinXXX]

@naughtypagan72 I think the only people that got it are me and half a nurse.

[naughtypagan72]

@GoblinXXX Did you chase her down with rollerblades?

[GoblinXXX]

@naughtypagan72 Yeah-- I had misidentified her as an elk.

[dgeypscun]

You showed him CC! I always thought he was a ringwraith or something but now I know better!

[hempoki]

OMG, you are so fat.

[creationistcat]

@hempoki

It's not fat, it's nitro-fuel for da Jesus machine!

[ulodetero]

Shoulda ended on "I have the poweeeeer!" :)

[maikeru01]

I really can't tell if you're trying to make Grappling Ignorance look bad, or Creationists.

[maalbe987]

@maikeru01 I think both.

[NKA23]

Google "Poe´s law".

[creationistcat]

@maikeru01

 How could I possibly make creationists look bad, day are infallible.

[shadowknigth94]

@maikeru01 I think is the latter

[LaymanScholar]

GrapplingIgnorance , you just got served!!

[FarBeyondSYL]

Hey CC! Awesome vid. Really settled some doubts about stuffing. I got a few questions about godless sodomy.

1. What do you think about theamazingatheist and his banana wielding?

2. Is it possible to be a Godly sodomite?

3. I know you have a loophole so as you can do human females. Can this loophole get you male poopholes?

[Lilaan]

ORCO! I always suspected... Props to you CC for figuring it out

[uvauva2]

Can't say I see the point of this... If you are going to name your channel after creationism, your satire/comedy/whatever exactly you mean this to be, should at least be marginally related with creationists and their arguments.

[Convict41]

Well first of all this video is marginally touching on creationists and their arguments or lack thereof... But if that's what you desire watch more of CC's videos, many of them are way more Creationist argument driven... Also you have to realize that CC is a creationist, but he gets to play by his own set of rules, because the bible is the laws of man and he's a cat... I'm just paraphrasing, CC says it way better than I do...

[Convict41]

Faved and freaking thumbed da fuck up. Just letting you know so I don't get thrown into the lake of fire, CC. :)

[ForeverAlonePrick]

This is the best channel on YouTube. Seriously.

[Nightdrone]

Not sure if trolling or just stupid...

[creationistcat]

@Nightdrone

Not sure if you're an idiot or a total jerk.

[Nightdrone]

@creationistcat Yes

[Convict41]

@Nightdrone

So you're an idiot AND a total jerk? My, my, you must feel so very accomplished.

[Nightdrone]

@Convict41 I'm so proud of myself :'D

[Jamesanglo]

@Nightdrone I like to think trolling

[ScientificExploits]

You didn't answer his question.

[sukablianah2]

the cat is soooooooooooo cute!

[ElectrumShiv]

Hey CC,my cat is homosexual,and he said he was picking up gay vibes from you on his gaydar.. Surely God wouldn't zap a gay cat?

[creationistcat]

@ElectrumShiv

Da first ting you have to do is get your cat to an exorcist, because it's infested wid a gay demon, maybe even several gay demons. Dats da ting people don't realize, dares no such ting as gay people or gay pets, just straight people and pets wid GAY DEMONS. And your cat's gaydar sucks.

[GrapplingIgnorance]

Damn, I'm SO embarrassed... I knew I shouldn't have made a video called "Imma big freaking dummy." I was just asking for trouble with that! it's strange how the description of that video is the same as the description of my video titled "Election Year" though. Mwahaha- God should have given you a closer eye for details lest you totally freakin' pwn yourself. Now I'm off to make a new channel since you blew my cover. I'm thinking something like GreySkull2011. I have the power.

[bobster451]

This is a great way of promoting one of my favorite channels.

[psycho3968]

i want whatever medication your taking and get that cat on a treadmill!  :)

[geyza0711]

ALL HAIL TO CREATIONIST CAT!!!!

[Krobert87]

cant wait to see GI's response

[ImperiousViking]

It's funny that when he is show GI's video the time bar is not moving.

[kandtell]

CC, you still watching video responses to the original "Ask CC a Freaking Question" video or do I need to re-post it somewhere else?

[RockWilINeverDie]

What... the... hell..... was.... this..... 0_o

[stonedcommander]

Your videos are always great...Thank you for going that extra mile:)

[Texemosis]

lol i'm so glad i'm not GrapplingIgnorance right now.

[phester061594452]

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING IDIOT THEISTS....-Good Day

[vadimcream]

@phester061594452

Dude, did you even watch the video? Do you think we're all a bunch of creationists here? I mean are you confused or just kind of dumb???

[hgryphon]

@phester061594452 I resent being called "fucking."

[jedisenior]

GrapplingIgnorance; owned!!

[DarkMatter2525]

GrapplingIgnorance is a friend of mine, so I'm ashamed to admit that he has clearly been bested here. No contest. CC, I am seriously beginning to question my blind faith in the pseudo-science/religion of atheism. Or as we call it in secret, Atheismistology.

[PSNLanceManley]

@DarkMatter2525 No Darkmatter! You've betrayed us all!

[GoblinXXX]

@DarkMatter2525 Heretic! ATHEISMATARIANISM is the one true way! >:(

[luisdez81]

I love how you tackled the really tough question and ignored the stupid dummy first one. Don't sodomites know Christianity is true cuz the bible freekin says so!!!

Orko huh? Shoulda seen that 1.

Personally I prefer surprised African baby.

[Afriboy10]

It's nice that creationistcat went after The Invisible Man for Halloween.

[robtbo]

Eating babies... yet another moral law atheists have stolen from the Christian worldview.

[creationistcat]

@robtbo

Eating babies happens all da time in da animal kingdom. So long as you can differentiate between da saved ones and da future sodomites it's ok... And ANYTING is better dan aborting 'em.

[robtbo]

@creationistcat You are so right. We all know big G's favorite Happy Hour cocktail is a Children-of-Babylon-tini!

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones on the rocks. -- Psalm 137:9

[stripymccatpuss]

Good job CC , always had my suspicions about Grappling Ignorance being a cartoon character,and now we have the proof !

Keep doing Gods work and punnish those Godless sodomites

[Yahweigh]

AMAZING

[DirtyAtreyu]

Pwned yet another atheist. Well done and god bless CC!

[zabukazar]

Scared asian babies will kick any recipe up a notch. BAM!

[GargamelGold]

@zabukazar What about scared white babies, or black babies, or Latino babies? racist! : )

[creationistcat]

@zabukazar

Oh, I see what you did dare. Nice. And btw, when serving Asian baby, chopstix are of course, da way to go.

[GargamelGold]

@creationistcat Grappling Ignorance is going to destroy you. He doesn't want anyone to know his secret. He's coming for you.

[creationistcat]

@GargamelGold

Yeah, like I'm freaking scared, everybody knows Battlecat can maul da crap out of OrKo.

[SuperZuescannon]

Lol I love this channel

[zhongjinshu1]

this is realy refreshing

[monkeytail2002]

Wow CC. You've totally blown my mind with that revelation. I guess when you go into superpwn mode we'll have to call you CBC or Creationist Battle Cat.

[rchodges]

Great work as always Creationist Cat... keep the Truth coming at these sodomites! :-D

[zabukazar]

THIRD AND BEST FIRST!

[corpsemunger]

@zabukazar First is the worst, Second the best -

THIRD THE ONE WITH THE HAIRY CHEST

hahahaha nah nah nah nah naahhhh - you have a hairy chest!!!

[zabukazar]

@corpsemunger I'm more worried about my hairy palms.

[corpsemunger]

@zabukazar Lovely

[ilikeost]

second first!

[nge1301]

first