All's Well That Ends Well

[TheWisemonkey8]

Bloody scamp...

[shakeyoazz4]

I am performing this monologue for my acting class, and I am having some trouble translating it into what it means in modern day terms. Can someone help me get the general idea of what this monologue is saying?

[Capt777harris]

Where's the bubble wrap?

[deltatux]

I think we need more Shakespeare recitals from Molly ... that's the day people worldwide would finally not fall asleep in class =P

[ueckerb]

it was all one level.

[SophomoreSlump236]

Shakespeare masturbated to that!

[Dinamitium]

Es linda ahora!!!..¿pero en 5 años?

[littledrizz]

lol, are the guys to busy staring at her boobs to hear what she's saying?

[DrPretorias]

I watched this in the vain hope that she would take her top off, no other reason.

[Awesoome3]

0:23 <3

[loopz321]

lol i guess commentators dont know what molly is talking about LOL

[s38a5t13n]

she's pretty damn hot...

[cr7ei]

did she say " Quizas " at 0:06 ?! , a Spanish word for "perhaps".

[HatefulGallows]

What is that woman doing outa the kitchen?!?

Make me a sandwich!

[doodydude234]

Lose the weight fatso!

[TheStarJuggler]

gimme a bj

[mideyah92]

damn her accent is almost sexier than her.

[lowgeemudbone]

molly is a smart beauty

[remdrper]

Hi, my name is Remington Draper and I gave my heart to the Lord Jesus Christ in the summer of 2003 because I realized that I had broken God's Commandments and that He was going to judge me by them of judgment day. The same is true for everyone reading this. The good news is God Loves You! and sent Jesus to pay the price for our sins and if your willing to repent (which means to turn away from your sin) and put your trust in the Lord Jesus only to save you, He will and give you eternal life.

[zoidbetag]

@remdrper Youtube preaching does not work. You will....probably get eaten alive by the comunity.... and loved by other preachers

[Guitareben]

@remdrper

ok then. You say "god" is omnipotent and omniscient? (omnipotent means all powerful and omniscient means all knowing)

If god is omniscient then he knows everything, including everything he is going to do. This can not work with omnipotence. If he knows everything he is going to do, then he is unable to do anything other than that. However, since he is omnipotent he would be able to do anything, not be constrained by what he knows he is going to do. cont in next post.

[Guitareben]

@remdrper cont. This means he cannot be omnipotent and omniscient at once. Think about it.

here's another question, regarding omnipotence. "can god make a rock so large he cannot lift it?". If he can make a rock he cannot lift then there is something he cannot do, therefore he isn't omnipotent. If he can lift a rock of any size then he cannot make a rock he cannot lift, so he is not omnipotent.

[ReliableInsider]

@Guitareben

God is outside of time. He decides what he wants to do . . . and then He does it. Where's the contradiction?

He could make a rock so heavy that he couldn't move it if He wanted to, but He has better things to do with His time.

Theists can't prove God exists. Anti-Theists can't prove He doesn't. So there's nothing to debate. There's nothing to argue about. Relax.

Religious liberty means everyone is free to think and believe whatever she wants.

[Guitareben]

@ReliableInsider What do you mean by "god is outside time". Its all well and good saying that, but what does it mean. Does god not have time, meaning he is a fixed thing, like a single frame out of a video? If he was like that he wouldn't be able to do anything. Is he in every bit of time at once? Well, how does that work?

cont. in next post

[Guitareben]

@ReliableInsider (btw don't take any of this offensively)

Cont.

Anyway. I presume your god isn't the "single frame" god mentioned earlier. So, how else is he outside of time? If he is to do anything then presumably he must do it at some point in time. Without time nothing would happen, because, well, just think about it :P. And, how do you know he is outside time?

i'll cont. again in next post.

[Guitareben]

@ReliableInsider Cont 2

So anyway. I am pretty sure god, if he existed, would most probably be "in" time. So my contradiction was this. If he knows everything, including everything he is going to do, then he is unable to NOT do what he is going to do. Meaning he isn't omnipotent. Or, if he was omnipotent, he would be able to do "defy" what he knows he is going to do, meaning he isn't omniscient.

[ReliableInsider]

@Guitareben . . . IF the rules of logic apply to God.

But why do you assume that they do?

[Guitareben]

@ReliableInsider Explain how god would work if "rules of logic" didn't apply to him.

[Guitareben]

@ReliableInsider And also, if they didn't apply, that would mean that you believe there is an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, transcendent, omnipresent, omnibenelovent, personal, impersonal, being which the rules of logic do not apply, which created the universe, and has a nice place for people who do "good" (despite good and evil being relative) to go to when they die, and if they aren't good, they burn in hell for eternity. And he loves you too :). (another contradiction)

[Bosingr]

Bravo Molly! ! Encore!

[BBoyMerciless]

:23 molly puts her hand on her hips and her tits bounce so much.

[boxerguy2343]

ok its official, im in love with fatty molly

[dlan4327]

Could you read The Tempest next? I loved that play.

[dileepvr]

That was substandard Molly!

People get into a certain victorian mode while reciting Shakespeare, and it comes off very unnatural. Theatre is anything but unnatural.

Consult Theowarner on youtube.

[dajopas]

waht?

[HaistaPaska92]

hot

[Peelzor]

Are you an angel?

[imbadwrench]

Will you live in my closet and read me stories every night?

[mm20105]

Very sensational and beautifully unmatched human being.

U R an angel that came from heaven.lol

[TheXkaddict]

This is Roketboom, and i must be crazy .. from ny, i am molly and i have a gun !

[spongah]

she got some booooty

[sdaciuk]

Molly is so beautiful when she is speaking chinese.

[arrow531]

damn why did she have to stop talking so fast shes so pretty

[HaShomeret]

British!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Probewitch]

Shakespeare; oh poor Rosalin, purloined from

greater mind then his yet poorly credited the

British poet Lodge.

[halowarrior1000]

Remember people SHE HAZ A GUN!!!

[VWLPT]

molly!

[GerardBlaize]

i wonder if molly ever reads these comments...

must be weird :S

[crazy8cs]

@GerardBlaize I know how you feel. Feel's bad man..

[fitzyp]

@GerardBlaize if she does she will think we are weird as fuck.

[seanw23]

@GerardBlaize this isn't "just" her channel. it's rocketboom; there are more than just herself on here.

[GerardBlaize]

@seanw23 clearly...

that comment literally has no effect on mine

[ohsnapitbejenna]

molly's lisp is cute.

[GerardBlaize]

@ohsnapitbejenna

You jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nickname God's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance. Got to, I'll no more on't; it hath made me mad

[bernardzyx]

Great dress!

[WispyUK]

Molly = <3

[moviedude22]

I enjoyed it but poetry frustrates the hell out of me whenever I feel that I cannot properly interpret it

[opsimathkaroshi]

Thanks M!

[SophomoreSlump236]

Molly's tits are so bouncy. I wanna give them a good squeeze!

[ReliableInsider]

Molly 1

Comment section Less than zero

[ReliableInsider]

I think I'm starting to see why good-looking women are wary of compliments. They know what incredible ugliness is lurking right behind them, in some cases.

Maybe misogynists should just be castrated so they'd be out of the picture altogether.

Good show, Rocketboom. Sorry about all the bags of flaming crap children seem to leave in your comment section.

[marcuelcajon]

@ReliableInsider HAHAHA LMAO WELL SAID!!!!

[TheWingedGuitar]

You are all faggots.

[motzPHaragas]

Molly's charming like all British ladies.

[wildrose100]

@motzPHaragas why thankyou

[thefranstastics]

fat? you guys are crazy

[bhz10]

I think i speak for everyone when i say: "What?"

[enjoYlv]

i didnt understand a word

[zaw92]

Zounds!

[tarbuck77]

Molly sounds like an idiot during this clip. Granted he knows all the words but she's not intonating correctly. I notice she has about 5 different intonations and she just throws them around randomly in an attempt to not sound flat & boring. She's basically a parrot with no brain.

[dabruin2]

@tarbuck77 Like most, I'm sure, I focused on things other than things she uttered to realize that she murdered Shakespeare.

[StevenZB1]

she looks kinda fat here

[Pigseye]

Molly looks fine. What idiot wants an anorexic stick girl anyway?

[gn3ricc]

@Pigseye

indeed she is mighty fine. one reason why i watch her stuff :)

[snailswigbee]

@Pigseye fine? she looks amazing! haha

[Pigseye]

@snailswigbee You are easily impressed.

[Delathblue]

@Pigseye

Pro/anti anorexia media

[ktie28]

what?

[chris7toronto]

I love you Molly!

[TheWingedGuitar]

Molly is fat and so many cancerous comments.

[UncheckedIrony]

are you like trolling she thin

[ald0sco]

@TheWingedGuitar Molly is a beauty!

[unorthodoxJ]

Hmm now wheres that white rabbit

[VicMorrowsGhost]

"Mounts my love." giggle. n___n

[s4101012]

What a strange and pleasant youtube vid :)

[joeleustice]

Why isn't Molly a co-pilot of the Tardis by now? Just saying.

[sbtech01]

@senorfatso "Even Shakespeare is not exempt from my masturbation now"

That's truly the most beautiful thing I've ever read. you said all that needed to e said in one succinct sentence. you captured everything I've ever thought during this video.

Senor Fatso.,, No Mr. Senor Fatso. I am forever indebted to you.

[d3st88]

@sbtech01

rofl

[senorfatso]

@sbtech01 Shit, you got more thumbs up than my original comment. I have much to learn.

[sbtech01]

@senorfatso yeah sorry man. I kinda stole your thunder. haha.

[reeft]

@senorfatso looooooool

[alex1314159]

@senorfatso rule 34 at work, yet again

[soryn305]

@senorfatso no truer words have ever been spoken......

[NewRecruitInNatsArmy]

Ahhhh CLASICAL Molly. What will you do next?

[n00barchy]

I think i'm in love with molly.

[saad5990]

@n00barchy noooo she'z mines :'(

[n00barchy]

@saad5990 NEYVAR!! MEINS

[mm20105]

Mol,

U R awesome as usual

Are you talking about GOUT= the disease of kings ............ :)

I understood little of what you are saying.... looks like Gaelic

[Flameingice]

im srry wat did she say?

[JosephCheetah]

That was beautiful, Molly. But next time, more cleavage.

[mike82y]

can someone repeat what she just said?

[edwinrproductions]

OMG 0:21 - 0:23 her bewbz! Wiggle wiggle 0_o!?!?

[TheOvitsky]

@edwinrproductions "impossible...impossible...imp­ossible...impossible..."

[sammyboy1234]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAKESPEARE!

[Target3200]

I didnt undersatnd a word

[TarikuKunn]

What do you expect from an British girl ?

[ViLeDeth]

fake and gay

[animalntaz]

Huh?

[wwickeddogg]

you look kind of hippy in that outfit

[JaguarEscarlata]

Cute beyond measure

[Quixotic1018]

Happy birthday, Shakespeare

[MajeauX]

Oh you.

[langlysyr]

This is hot.

[firydagger]

(too)

[firydagger]

i love you Shakespeare

goddamn Molly you are to cute and OFC hot

[quixgofar]

BRAVO! --- Again!!!

[edgarae1]

I wish there was a hot male equivalent to Molly so I could understand all of this drooling. Maybe??

[Stripdancer100]

Impossible be strange attempts to those

That weigh their pains in sense, and do suppose

What hath been cannot be: who ever strove

To show her merit, that did miss her love?

The king's disease, --my project may deceive me,

But my intents are fix'd and will not leave me.

I do suppose Molly that you picked these lines very carefully and deliberately. I hope that you'll never catch 'The king's disease'.

Thank you for this interesting performance!

[kylarsk]

Shakespeare + Molly's accent = WIN. :)

[meganfoxsthumb]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm

[Mattmoo36]

You can act too?! You are too cute =D

[canteen36]

Damn Shakespeare has never been so HOT!

[joen0411]

I use to have the St Crispin's day speech memorized. I'm getting old :(

[TechnoL33T]

Might Molly be the new Boxxy?

[sbtech01]

@TechnoL33T Impossible... people like molly. Bawksy was made of fail and aids.

[Legotwin]

sdhsgjagdsfhdsfhadsfhsdkfjhjfh­ks

[irosis]

how did you manage to spit into the face of shakespeare....

[HeatLegs]

She's so cuuuuuute. And poetic too :D

[sofasharky]

Molly has a cult of personality now.

[PONJOnco]

Could've added a skull.

[heftybefty2]

I love molly but that was an ugly dress

[dippydawg827]

molly is hot

[Drunknwow]

Thine appearance arouses me verily.

[Jukelispukelis]

Touche!

[AndrewTrek]

You look Beautiful Molly!

[OrbisFerrum]

Upon my screen a pixie speaks,

reciting the bard's work with aplomb,

O I wish today were another

so that I might be enchanted yet again.

[misterstogy]

@OrbisFerrum Try pressing "replay"

Happy to help :)

[hahaha10001]

heheh..u guys are hopeless. Shakespeare is....OK, I like Poe better tho.

[Prytonis]

Shakespear is much funnier in pig latin...try it it's fun.

[cellmate89]

yay for shakespeare!

[AgoVita7]

i bite my thumb at you, all haters of molly

:)

[davorsite]

Nice and short video.

[cme2go]

Hey, Mol. So what's the message? Are you just showing everybody you can kick some Old English Booty?

[BigAndTall666]

Now do some Molly´ere! :-9

[zolorolo]

TO LONG DID NOT LISTEN

[crazycheatta]

Okay I'll admit it. Your f*cing cute with a real nice voice. Just don't let yourself go THAT would really suck an show that you don't care about your health.

[ObiJohn]

Uhmm... did anyone else find that sexy?

[crackthecorn]

@ObiJohn SOOOO sexy

[PHUNKYDRLO]

HAPPY SPEAK LIKE SHAKESPEARE DAY!

[hmfvunit]

=P lol funny

[123456789basil]

that was just wrong

[TheWingedGuitar]

Molly is fat

[BonderMatt]

@TheWingedGuitar i agree

[daemonbellum]

What a excellent distinction Shakespeare has for sharing a birthday with me!

[Odyssey00]

my english starts decieving me with poetry

[skollll]

Ohhhh those soft round arms...

[pixelr0]

wat??

[dilanovich]

yay i have the same birthday as shakespeare XD

[deogrou]

I was so not listening :P

[christoffergray]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAKESPEARE!!! :P

[ArchmageLord]

it's not his birthday, it's his DEATH day.

[Zoot101]

@ArchmageLord It's both!

[ArchmageLord]

@Zoot101 omg seriously?! What are the odds of that happening?!

Must of been the worst birthday party EVER.

[Zoot101]

@ArchmageLord Well, his death date is disputed but it was in late April. People like to think he died on his birthday. It makes him seem so much cooler.

April 23rd is also St. George's Day, but not even the English know that...

[vrfl]

How do you fellers know how old she is? I always see someone say "Oh she is 17" Then "Oh she just turned 18" "She is 18" - HOW U KNOW?!

[Qasimbajwaa]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAKESPEARE!

[socialnoocrat]

i'm so in love with this woman.

[ayay91]

mmmmmmm...kay

[thegodofs]

I paied no attention to what she was say

I just pictured her in a bakini

HOT...

I'm a pervert D':

[thereallanthus]

@thegodofs

I paid no attention to what she was saying.

I just pictured her in a bikini.

HOT...

I'm a pervert D':

If your Going to Ogle over her,

at least spell Check...

[thegodofs]

NONONOSnofdnj;jsd;ajds;gajd;fa­jd;jf;sdjfa;jdfk;ajd;fja;ldjf;­adsjfl;kasddddddddddddddddd

I"m crazy

[deogrou]

@thegodofs Me too, but...withouth the bikini part ;)

[alldolledup17]

Happy birthday shakespeare:)