Even though they`ve got hair, I can`t help but think of the look-alike dupliconizeratoroids as an army of Curlys from the Three Stooges, all going "woo-WOO-woo-woo-woo!" as they swarm Richard Keil.
That whole spiel about androids and humans and barriers and scientific rules and philosophical whatevers only works because it's George Macready saying it, which makes it almost sound profound.
So, the giant guy comes from a super advanced universe-ruling race of people, but he gets enslaved on earth by some white-haired yahoo, who is trying to, what? Trying to build an army of frail "androids" that break if you knock them over? And then what?! I'll bet he hasn't even thought that far ahead.
So Mr Martin (call him Steve) has a coin with a piece of wire attached in case he gets locked inside a medieval dungeon that enables him to saw through bars in a matter of days?! How convienient!
@TomMSTie Remember when Tuco gets caught in the bath by that one guy in Good Bad and Ugly and Tuco just pops him? "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
Fight scene choreographed by Mrs. Johnson's third-grade class.
Yapshire 3 months ago
Even though they`ve got hair, I can`t help but think of the look-alike dupliconizeratoroids as an army of Curlys from the Three Stooges, all going "woo-WOO-woo-woo-woo!" as they swarm Richard Keil.
Gjeorje 7 months ago
I want this you situation taken care of!
bruxbrux 8 months ago
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As strange as this movie is, it makes me wonder; was Richard Kiel in any movie where he was the hero?
IliyaMoroumetz 10 months ago
Slow-ass Star Trek fight music at 3:50.
Servo doing "Axel-F" (Beverly Hills Cop reference at 5:12) ((-:
sleepyhollow783 10 months ago 3
I thought they would have to stop the androids by luring them into a dishwasher and putting it on too hot.
Gjeorje 1 year ago
That whole spiel about androids and humans and barriers and scientific rules and philosophical whatevers only works because it's George Macready saying it, which makes it almost sound profound.
Applemask 1 year ago
I'm so ashamed.
I'm Howard Keel, no relation to Richard Kiel.
ChaoticYak 1 year ago 3
Oh, not an android. Just calmly walking. Hmm hmm...
tripoli911 1 year ago 2
The two nurse androids started making out when their brains got disrupted!
Dulcimerist 1 year ago
what a tweest!
horngatekeeper 1 year ago 2
So, the giant guy comes from a super advanced universe-ruling race of people, but he gets enslaved on earth by some white-haired yahoo, who is trying to, what? Trying to build an army of frail "androids" that break if you knock them over? And then what?! I'll bet he hasn't even thought that far ahead.
snikt2k10 1 year ago 3
@snikt2k10 Sounds like the alien leaders pulled a Golgafrincham B-Ark plot on the big dope
ShyriaDracnoir 1 year ago 3
"Listen, I don't *have* to do anything."
whoisdickieschnabel 2 years ago 2
"This is so...bogus..."
tajavi 2 years ago
So Mr Martin (call him Steve) has a coin with a piece of wire attached in case he gets locked inside a medieval dungeon that enables him to saw through bars in a matter of days?! How convienient!
jrmarrero96 2 years ago 3
At least Bond had a motorized watch-saw.
Kinemacolour 2 years ago
LOL
1 of the worst fightin sequences EVER!
bLuDcLoT06 2 years ago 3
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"We have no feelings!"
"We're Republicans!"
"We are the Master Race!"
"Heard that one before!"
RavnDream 2 years ago 8
@RavnDream So true...so sad.
linoleumcarving 1 year ago
"Get away from him, you bitches"
Tareltonlives 2 years ago 11
How dare he be embarrassed about knowing American Gladiators?! One of my favorite shows.
Oppledeldoc 2 years ago 3
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"We have no feelings"
We're republicans!
Capng123 2 years ago 4
So many great lines in this experiment! Around 4:01 is one of those that I just love even though I suspect there's something there I don't get:
"They're little, but they'll CRAWL ya."
It's one of those lines that come to mind whenever I spend much time around toddlers.
LadyDonnaL 2 years ago 3
Stay away from him, you bitches.
Camera 2, clear the shot please.
PaigePenelope 2 years ago 3
Attack 'em while they're talking, you idiot!
TomMSTie 2 years ago 2
so many movies make that same mistake
so sad
lockbreak12 2 years ago 2
We need to intervene or we'll raise an entire generation of movies who don't know any better.
TomMSTie 2 years ago 2
little late for that
lockbreak12 2 years ago 2
Well, I guess there's no alternative...time to blow up Hollywood.
TomMSTie 2 years ago 3
it's the only way to be sure
nut126 2 years ago 2
Exactly.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
@TomMSTie - I say we take off & nuke the whole thing from high orbit...only way to be sure.
Gjeorje 1 year ago
@Gjeorje Just make sure Michael Bay get's it!
TomMSTie 1 year ago
@TomMSTie Remember when Tuco gets caught in the bath by that one guy in Good Bad and Ugly and Tuco just pops him? "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
People knew this in the 60s.
DrWhiggs 2 years ago 2
Actually I just watched a video about that earlier today (well yesterday technically) and commented that that is my favorite line in the whole movie.
TomMSTie 2 years ago
"We are...the mastah race! Haha, we've heard that one before..."
"The following June..."
"Doesn't do much, but it sure lights the place, huh?"
it's odd, though- their heads stand up to a lot when you hit 'em, but when they touch the ground, smash!
Iamafishproductions 2 years ago 4
"I've been spending a whole movie inside and it's beautiful out here!" hahaha
FracturedFlicks 2 years ago 2
What is this "Lhasa beam" the professor speaks of? Could he possibly mean "laser beam"?
RedMistie 2 years ago
Pottery is a very popular material for heads. Please see the mind-control heads in MST3K The Puma Man. It is really an economical substance.
KayBob75 2 years ago 2
The professor gives this long complex plan, when the easy answer is "Hit the with something hard on the head, they're made of pottery."
happypranksgiving 2 years ago 4
Exactly! Yes!
whoisdickieschnabel 2 years ago