How To Ask Out A Girl!

[zekonurlos]

hope it works

[MrElax21]

I know this is a joke but DAMN all of the stuff you said actually works!

[KittyKitten7777777]

Ok this if just funny cuz some of the stuff is either soooooo not true or perfect but its up to u to figur out which is which 

[paladindragoongirl18]

Isn't it supposed to be "How to ask a girl out"? Wow, bad grammar.

[smelltheroses001]

Step 1: F*cking man up and just ask her.

[xDaRkBeAsTxx]

step 1 : dont be a stalker

[Scarysk8r]

or u could just be like me go up to the chick and be like hey lets hang... success like a baws

[elijahcrazy]

@Scarysk8r hah!

[xXHawkCheerXx]

Dude, I think you failed the whole "don't have man tits" advice...

[theacer250]

the reasearch crap makes a guy a stalker

[gandalf587]

Well, I don't totally disagree.

[ExtremlyAwesome7]

U r VERY entertaining

[realrich49]

you just wastet 3:23 minutes of my life :/

[eminem52440]

to get girls is not rocket science. once you understand this you might stop masturbating to porn

[LightweightSWAG]

step 1: dont be a fat pussy

oh looks like you failed already

[1016austin]

Yea i find it really fucking akward asking for hugs.. I just hug them without asking. Not randomly though. Like when i greeting them or saying goodbye

[bboyzesty1]

@1016austin bro i dont ask lol i get hugs by chicks i dont even kno lol

[broaarius]

he probably cant get a girl

[thatpoorkid123]

thats a pop quiz for you ass

[soggywallet]

You're wrong, I clicked on this video to watch a fat kid teach other fat kids how to stalk girls.

[IAMNOTASYCO]

the besttipz evvvvvvvvvvvvvver is acually to be nice to her

does u gyz like mean girls

[onionboy23]

u r like the guy from GRADUALREPORT!

[moush14]

lol look at his finger at 0:39

[Demonatedwolfgirl]

It's easy to see through guys =P

[bigbillbob88]

Akward hug noise lol :P

[RimbleJim]

this video is most popular with female age 13-17... hmmmm :D

[momo1babe]

Yay for man tits

[OneMoreGamePleaseMom]

Are we stalking or getting a girl?

[akiki5688]

Say your name 10 times

Say your mamas name 5 times

Say your crushes name 3 times

On Friday your crush will kiss you

****if you read this and don't post thus on 4 other videos Friday will be the WORST day EVER!!!!!***

[thatepiccactus]

its funneh can he is a creeper and no one can see through his "chub chub"

[unclemuscleshour]

CREEPY

[dethloodragn]

Fake and gaaay!

[XXXCristyXXX26]

AWWWWWW I totaly agree with being ur self :DDDD <3

[wtfufool]

its not stalking...... i like to think of it as intence research

[mrgames4people]

I am better qualified to tell you guys how to ask out a girl. that aint sayin much

[SuperDuperTrooper5]

THIS guy is giving me tips about asking out girls?

[XLanceX42]

Dude Eat special K...Its a good way to loose weigh

[TheLonelygrl]

@XLanceX42 be nice!!!

[Nutty6986]

This made me laugh :)

[kCbackstab]

LOL Raywilliamjohnson's video Poor Fat Kid is in related videos to this

[NiHaufly]

htt p:/ /mitworld. mit.edu/video/876/

WOLRD IN DANGER and you think you help can help some geek to find girl ?

[TheKocopuvz]

this comment will be randomly liked



[SuperHer0Fan]

@TheKocopuvz are... are you psychic?

[ashya5000]

ehhh yeah i shoulda watched the whole thing

FRIEND ZONEDDDDDDDDDD

[Mattfreak12]

yea i bet thi fat ass fag get so many girls

[BestUsernameIGot]

You're pretty funny. Don't listen to the shit some of the commenters are feeding you.

[Steeda6Q9]

why don't you just go and ask the girl out...?

[G0DofDark]

girls don't like fat guy's (:

[xxjondonleyxx1]

@G0DofDark want a bet im fat and girls like me

[TheDastan96]

He´s gay.

[Xcoming2]

this is satire 

[Erik753820]

Two simple questions:

1. Will you be my valentine?

2. Have you ever been stabbed by someone you denied on valentines day?

BAM youve got your girl! :D

[DamnRiteImAgirl]

how would this guy know how to ask out a girl?

[puttinonahappyface]

just do the truffle shuffle bitch

[hrombas]

yeah, actualy asking her out works better for me, I guess :D

[deathfake1]

Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter

[bast145]

lol I show this video to a girl she laugh and i fucker her It work!

[theazn07]

once i saw that this fat tub of lard was gonna try to teach me somethin about girls, i clicked back.

[benjaleon96]

Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter

[TheWhiteOp]

how about when you feel a connection with a girl you say "hey do wanna go out sometime" done.......

[313SMOOTH09]

decent

[vn01208503]

research research........does he mean stalking? XD

[deeepinsomnia]

SPANK HER!

[01ash02]

...just ask em when they wanna F*** :D

[TheNobleBard]

Ahh it hurts...

[thecure4burton]

100% friend zone, or arrested. HAahaha I loved this!!

[DJPantsu]

Protip: It doesnt make you cool to tag other popular youtubers so that you can get more views yourself. it makes you a douche.

Other than that, this wasnt really that funny, and more creepy than i was comfortable with, outside of the being a 12 year old girl ratio.

[scootorpoop2]

this kid is fat!

[supersonice4]

235 people are stalkers

[PrehistoricSackboy]

omg you pathetic waste of space

[quicktoremember]

this is hilarious

[VenoomQC]

i dont ask girl, girl ask me

[SugarCoatedHomicide]

you're so awesome :)

[xlilBURGUNDYbabex]

^.^ i couldnt stop laughing... Im a girl and this is the thing that makes us laugh (: Keep ur sense of humor! :D

[plehdehgame]

I did all this and picked up your mom.

[opiiatee]

where's the fun in getting to know someone and going on dates if you've been stalking them for months? You ignorant idiot.

[DewtonBrothers]

"this is all a joke".... what jokes? this wasnt funny...

[ozbillybong]

sore dick wee wee

[chucky1332]

u are the stupidest person i know like really get a life

and "stupidest " is my fucking word got a problem with it

[LebaneseZo]

DONT MISS NEW "Shorty Fya" on youtube !!!!!

[KiddKurticy]

WARNING- There were no girls in the making of this film

[Rockwarrior2004]

Hey man Mantits aren't a fault. i have them and I've had over nine girlfriends and a shit load of one night stands.

[BodyByGamma]

Anyone think this dude looks like hench man 21 lol

[cowboysfromhell1030]

lmao you're the man

[JKimproductions910]

why did I not know about you before??!? you are awesome!!!

[Somethingreat]

You know what? I didn't think I'd like you. But your videos are mildly humorous.  :]

[jamesito20]

if you want to get women use this line: "is it just me or does it smell like chloroform in here?" gets me pussy every time

[Grindfrank]

And by following these tips you'll achieve what this guy was able to do .... still being a virgin yay !

[Grindfrank]

And by following these tips you'll achieve what this guy was able to do .... still being a virgin yay !

[DocD4ng3r]

lol



[ImLegitJokes]

lol man this video made me laugh.

Nicly done.

I will subscribe!

[beastinthepaint14]

im pretty sure this guy cant get a girl

[Werewolf211]

@beastinthepaint14 I'm pretty sure you didn't watch the whole video.

[neoYTPism]

How would you know? @beastinthepaint14

[iUseDMR]

@neoYTPism because he's a fatass like yourself

[neoYTPism]

Actually, I am fairly skinny. @iUseDMR

So yeah, there goes your credibility on the subject of what you would know about people just based on what they say or ask on the Internet...

[Manofaction0]

@beastinthepaint14

He's got one

[MrRudeboy45]

I'm still stuck on step 2

[xShellieeRoo]

only thing guys need to kno.. DONT OVER THINK IT!

[Tony4697]

virgin much ?

[ApocalypsePrime]

why do they cut the vid over and over fuckin christ its annoying

[mikethepeederhead]

stalker avdive from the fat kid...

[TheEmilyWebshow]

1:04 "So you wanna hang out sometime" hahaha Josh Sundquist says that alot : )

[CommunistCanadian]

keep pressing 3 LULZ!

[4000cardinal]

better yet steal her purse and run away

[dcdigofire2]

hm...

[youmonkey36]

why did i watch this? and why did i enjoy it?

[TheShjim]

/watch?v=lc_zwVJHFPg

[MrToombus]

this is the basement virgin way to get girls

[theothersituation]

@MrToombus /watch?v=lc_zwVJHFPg

[reg6442]

keep pressing '0' XD

[bitoftrolling89]

load of bullshit...when a girl likes you your gonna know it...and dont be stalking for like months thats creepy...wouldnt want to be with a guy thats stalked me way before i even met him

[hikop]

why is this guy giving advice about girls...?

[theothersituation]

@hikop /watch?v=lc_zwVJHFPg

[timoback3000]

Any intercourse? ... What about inter?

Also, what dumbazz puts their personal phone# on the net

[Theonegamefreak]

I really can't get #1 down.

[theothersituation]

@Theonegamefreak /watch?v=lc_zwVJHFPg

[transamphoenix]

professional stalker. kid knows his stuff.

[theothersituation]

@transamphoenix /watch?v=lc_zwVJHFPg

[benlaosti]

@transamphoenix  "DON'T COMPLIMENT HER EVER"

Maybe saying that you've been stalking her for 2 months is better?

[AdrianHardy23]

your a fuckin rapist

[marshinsATTACK]

This acutly worked

[theothersituation]

@marshinsATTACK /watch?v=lc_zwVJHFPg

[Defusional]

you look like adam sandler

[theothersituation]

@Defusional /watch?v=lc_zwVJHFPg

[ITSOVER9000bitch]

chuck norris used your almighty female knowing tactics and found his special someone! chuck norris!

[myfrenchfryprincess]

okay so look, im a girl and being researched (or finding out that you know ALOT about me) makes me think your a creeper. Also when they ask to hang out or for your phone number it makes me wanna know more about them and it does let you know they like you, so what? -- If she does like another guy you can still turn her mind around towards you. And touching! thats a big step, you only do that after a while. and hugging is cute but kissing is farrr off!! sometimes asking is okay but a mood killer.

[1956564346]

your a fuckin stalker



[jthauser]

Hilarious XD

[2010ratsrule]

that word I'm found was STALKER!

[maskedwarrior45]

being fat is a perfect way to get a girl xD i got plently of hot chicks :D

[ShannonxC]

Lol that was epic x

[XsNdOs]

this is so true. but it's a lot simpler than that. you gotta wait till she becomes a friend before you can start talking about dating, or fucking. so yes, you may have to go through all of that, but that's what girls usually do when they become friends with someone: they get to know them.

only reason why it's easier for attractive guys to get girls is cause the girl is trying just as hard as the guy is, whereas with an average guy the guy is trying harder and the girl is like "whatever".

[25dannyrockz]

I don't know brah my steps are alot easier i walk up to the bitch and say "make me a sandwhich before i smack that ass hoe" lol nah im kidding i got smacked the last time i said that to my girl lmao

[TheKeat67]

I clicked this video because it had the word "fart" in it : /

[jazaniac]

wow! I used these and they worked! you are a master man! You are awesone with the ladies!

*under breath(okay there, I made it seem like you are good with women. now slip me five bucks and a promotion on your channel)

[orklord32]

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[xXxSailorNekoxXx]

Actually, This is pretty spot on.

[TheRadman23016]

how many gil frinds hav u have u fat fuking fagit

[TheStormNZ]

U have no idea why i clicked this... (actually i didn't even clicked it)

[johnnyhrex]

Thanks man, i needed this. I always get ask out by hot chicks but the thing they dont understand is that i dont like short relationships.

[southparkbabyy]

Can I ask why this is labeled under raywilliamjohnson? X___X

[gazzxr]

this is how i ask out a girl , GTFO with me or get out of my face.

[maplemerry]

@gazzxr I am sure that works well.

[gazzxr]

@maplemerry Works every time...

[gilegutt]

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[zinx159]

took me 1 day xD

[GamerTV20]

his dick is the size of the dislikes, thats why he cant get a girl.

[guitarg0d7007]

Just stalk em. If she goes to the movies be there too. If she goes to macdonalds sit in the seat near her. When she goes to the toilet i want u rite there watching. Ill see you in a week viewers (btw for any1 that does this i wanna no what cell ur in)

[12dart12]

LMFAO. "then u get this orquard ehhhhhhhhhhhhh" I was almost crying with laughter :D

[TheZiogas99]

i actually pushed this cuz wanted to see some epic failz near the girlz...

[PpunchballP]

just walk up to her and say: TITS OR GTFO *Done*

[CharLaHey]

stalker 101

[AFrendRequest]

I also have moobs (mantits) and I have 2 kids, same mom still with her, and my self confidence is slowly reemerging from the termoil I was put through in High School :'-p

[cdfuente7]

This is funny

[remix91742]

If a girl you know behaves in any way this guy told you men not to do, she's TOTALLY into you... so you might as well just skip all the crap, then 1) take the leap of faith. 2) ask her out. - Mortifying I know! - 3)?????? 4) PROFIT! :)

[yougotnopancakemix]

Or you can actually talk to her first... Or don't be a creeper

[2ScoopsOfZeke]

Thank you it atually worked

[MrScoob1988]

fail

[vulsytir]

Haha dude.. even my gf who doesn't ever smile.. was cracking up lol.. loving your stuff :D

[loveshakespeare]

@vulsytir

Never smiles O_o!! Thats scary, man.

[vulsytir]

@loveshakespeare haha i get used to it :p lol it's the overly happy people who'd smile if you killed their mothers.. they're the ones you gotta watch out for :P

[L00ZERR]

haha feel bad for the people who left early 2 do what you said

[xxjondonleyxx1]

fuck you i got mantits and i get the hottest gils in y neighborhood (mainly cause im a nice guy and a good bodyguard)

[ShoTzVlogz]

@xxjondonleyxx1 teach me oh wise man....*bows before*

[xxjondonleyxx1]

@ShoTzVlogz just be a nice guy and a good bodyguard and being a good friend never hurt

[MrRpgmakerkid]

@xxjondonleyxx1 lol yeah your anothe failed boe talking shit infron of your moniter, you know I am acutlly bill gates.

[xxjondonleyxx1]

@MrRpgmakerkid wow i dont believe it

[theothersituation]

@xxjondonleyxx1 /watch?v=lc_zwVJHFPg