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  • bro, whos ur doctor?

  • First time iv'e seen this guy, he's good

  • I'm 21 and they don't try to fix anything anymore. Fucking, well your eye muscles are unbalanced and you've got serious tissue scaring....tape that eye lid shut at night. For how long? No, you just do that now.

  • u shd stretch ur ankle half hour a day, its just a thing u do until u and ur shitty ankle both die

  • 11 doctors and 12 forty yr olds saw this

  • @kiromatavastros its not the fact that he's 40 so he can't recover as well. Its that the doctor blatantly doesnt even give a fuck.

  • "that's just a do-thing you do... until you and your shitty-ankle..both die"

    lmao....that's just is so wrong and funny at the same time.

  • Well you just can't regenerate as good as you did in youth... what else doctors should say?

  • @kirosmatavastros dont look too into it, its a joke.

  • @MrTrufflePigs It's only funny when it's true. And this shit with doctors actually happens.

  • "worn out" What a beautiful, woody sounding phrase

  • @OriginalShoesalesman Monty Python?

  • @eccovictor Indeed. I thought it to be really fitting because I can always enjoy the way he pronounces that phrase

  • sounds like the doctor frum 30 Rock

  • I'd get a second opinion.

  • very funny, he had or has a sitcom is it quality ?

  • @S1elmx ''Louie'' is quite good, yes.

  • *I repost quotes from the video you just watched*

  • @mlawsonking And make "jokes" about the number of people who clicked dislike.

  • @mlawsonking well the comments section is where you talk about the video, and since the video is just someone standing on stage talking, thats kinda what you do. you tell other people what you found funny

  • this is actually true lol

  • the self-awareness and intelligence it takes to be a good comedian is staggering --- not many people have it

  • @fastfootedone Not to mention a healthy dose of shamelessness.

  • Can we find alll the ShirleyGroggs of the world and at least prevent them from breeding or rearing children? A little truth @ShirleyGrogg - Everyone hates you because u r transparently a passive aggressive control freak. A smiling Nazi.

  • "It's just shitty now." I just said that about my liver.

  • Hilarious!!!

  • Love the way he looks at reality.

  • He said take ten Aleve a day!!!!

  • im 40 im half dead..ahhh im gonna watch this when im 40 :D louis u r killing it

  • Ha Ha, at 49 I am getting bad knees, I got pretty much the same thing from my doctor

  • I AM SOO SICK OF SEEING MITT ROMNEYS BULLSHIT.

  • Louis is awesome. This is one of my favorite clips

  • Louis CK is probably the most genuine and inherently funny human being i know of. I see a bit of myself in him-

  • @Tonycaveman Haha, do I sound narcissistic or what?

  • @Tonycaveman a little bit ..lol

  • nvdb "no visible dislike bar" GOD MODE

  • omg i have the same problem... due to the heavy cussing, 90% of the people I know would not enjoy it like I do! I so wish I could show people but I can't!

  • This would be so funny, if it weren't for the cussing. I'd love to share it if it were cleaned up a bit more. It's almost exactly what happened to us today. My husband and I both have knee injuries and the the doctor says, "What do you think about surgery? You don't want surgery do you? Let's give you a cortizone shot, take some over the counter pills and I'll see you in six months." But doc, what about fixing this? "We'll talk about it later. Just make do right now."

    Basically and a lot more

  • @CherleyGrogg "This would be so funny, if it weren't for the cussing."

    That would be so right, if it wasn't completely wrong.

  • lmao

  • 22 dislikes are people in their 40s

  • This guy is seriously so funny :D

  • blargh

  • hahaha love it....

  • I'm fucken 25 and I hurt my shoulders and when the doctor have the prescription I asked specifically: will this thing fix the problem or just kill the pain, she said no this is just a pain killer! Wtf!... I've been enduring the pain for 7 months already! I need this to be fixed. I need no pain killers!

  • @sLm4ever

    Sucks.

  • So very true. Just ask my knees, my back, my elbows,etc.....

  • Dude I had a Dr. say basically the same to me and I'm only 30! He's like, "yeah it looks like you have some arthritis in your ankles, just from playing sports and, just living, the cartilage gets worn down." LOL Fuck!

    ...

    Getting older fucking sucks

  • @iceman8067

    Try to do smooth sports from now on. Low impact stuff.

  • @TigerMeadows Got any good suggestions? I'm not rich enough to really play golf, lol. Also, Tim Meadows is awesome, in case your name is a reference to him ;p

  • @iceman8067

    Well the rowing machine is pretty fun. Concept 2 is what it's called. I like it.

    My handle is from Tiger Woods, kinda like a joke. Ha ha.

  • This isn't a joke, this is fact. Good thing I'm still 18 and wasting years.

  • Sweet jokes

  • This guy and Patrice O'Neal are the funniest comedians out right now.

  • @KennyThrusts yessssss

  • That whole era of the "Outlaw comics" is done and no amount of griping is going to take us back to those days. Hicks and Kinison had their time and it was great but this is Louis CK. We don't need some "comedian saviour" from a bygone era to come back and lift comedy out of it's doldrums. Tons of different comedians talking about a ton of different subjects. This is a fantastic bit, if you don't think so then move along.

  • "yeah do your job asshole nobody cares"

  • "ya its just shitty now." lol

  • he said take TEN aleve a DAY

  • This heer danged fellar is jus tooo smart for yoos taste in comedys. Yoos shood try Andy Griffith. He's jus miite be mores yoos speed. Or maybe that thar fellar, Tylar Perries. Peopleses seem tooo likes him a hole mess a bunches!!

  • This guy should be making Bill Gates money NIQUAAHHH

  • i love this guy do your job asshole lol

  • Is true

  • "Humans aren't robust mammals." That would be my catch-all explanation if I was a doctor. "God hates us," is my line. I live in a nice big palace-like building in Italy.

  • Louis CK is amazing! best comedian out there!

  • 0:01

  • ... CLASSIC

  • ahh shit it ended just as he was about to start telling some jokes...i presume. Just another morally defunct "comedian" feeding juvenile inanities to an intellectually redundant society. Bill Hicks your sorely missed.

  • @tiarnan76 Not even. You must not have watched anything else of Louis CK's.

  • @BrandonWilsonComedy I watched him on Conan - he was funny on that - if he didnt hang out with that cunt Gervais thatd be a start

  • "ahh shit it ended just as he was about to start telling some jokes...i presume. Just another morally defunct "comedian" feeding juvenile inanities to an intellectually redundant society. Bill Hicks your sorely missed."

    @tiarnan76 you're obviously missing the entire point of his gripe. If you think he's feeding us "juvenile inanities" then your level of intelligence is questionable. If "telling some jokes" is what amuses/gratifies you then Louis Ck is too intelligent for you.

  • @tiarnan76 LOL, I love the irony of using the term "intellectually redundant" at the same time as confusing the possessive pronoun 'your' with the contraction of "you are". It's that one mistake that really tells of a person's education level. You complete dumb ass.

  • @leave12 I type at a high speed and make the odd mistake - I'm sure you got the picture. And if you really want to get a clear idea of a persons education level, or in your case level of "fuckwittedness" - just look out for things like LOL and dumb ass. By the way I love the irony in that you're American and you'd dare educate anyone - especially in English. Louis CK should use that in his next stand up.

  • @leave12 "You complete dumb ass" is a sentence fragment.

  • @BadNeighbour '"You complete dumbass" is a sentence fragment' is a sentence fragment; I'm writing this final clause to make mine complete"

  • this guys not really funny.

  • @JLes94 suck a bag of dicks.

  • @shawndw1000 didnt know they come in a bag but whatever...

  • @JLes94 u would know.....lol.

  • @shawndw1000 ummm i said i didnt know???...

  • @JLes94 wow...u really are a 16 yr old. Teenagers are so naive.

  • @shawndw1000 correct i am 16... stalker

  • @JLes94 no dumbass...I am not a stalker. I just happened to look at ur Youtube. Ur still stupid and naive.

  • @shawndw1000 <3

  • Louis C.K. is a mirror of the corruption of American existence.

  • i injured my ankle..no its just shitty now..this guyy lmao

  • enough with the "5 ppl missed the like button" jokes......they are fucking gay

  • @bhowe1991 i actually did miss the like button though :x it was a mistake i will never be able to recover from. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and have nightmares of people screaming at me: "NO! WHY?! WHY?! HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT DISLIKE!!" its so...horrible.... ill never be the same again....

  • 18 people turned 40

  • Hey, I am not from America/England, so I don't really understand what he says there: "He said take ten ??? a day!"

    I guess it's some kind of medicine, but what is the exact word he's saying? Thanks for your help!

  • @inSanity753

    He says Aleve. It's a pain relieving medicine and the recommended dosage is like 2 at a time.

  • @Sylko0077 Thank you =)

  • @inSanity753 I'll add to what the other person wrote. . . Aleve is a brand name for a non-prescription drug called Naproxen. Naproxen is an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) that is also sold as "Naprosyn". He is exaggerating when says "10 a day", of course. Taking that much of any NSAID on a chronic basis puts you at high risk for stomach ulcers.

  • @inSanity753 Aleve, it's a brand name for a medication. It's for pain, fever, inflammation, and stiffness. It's similar to aspirin.

  • Keep pressing this - 0:01 - you'll hear, "My Nuts."

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  • @Be1smaht

    I hope you get struck-off!

  • @brightlights456X lol... I mean not really but kind of.  yes well mostly. We're not perfect... lol

  • It doesnt sound silly when we say that ... but when he mentions it well yeah it seems kinda bad. Its because we see many severe cases that little things dont phase us.

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  • LOOOOL PRESS 6 REPEATEDLY

  • Greatest Comedian Alive!

  • "...until you and your shitty ankle both die"

  • This video is even more hilarious if you turn on "auto transcribe audio"...

  • 16 people do not appreciate the commercial at the beginning.

  • @Farshad1975 why do i never see these commercials?

  • @Farshad1975 one more douchebag joined the fray since you wrote that comment 16 hours ago...

  • @isaachaze1 suck a bag of dicks..

  • @Farshad1975 non contributing zeroes

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  • @migueleato There are other ways of make a living than Google ad Sense, you know.. How about getting a job?

  • no ... you just, do that now

    thats a new thing you do...

  • Funniest man alive!

  • Effe the ads, there are too many good Louis CK out there that you don't have to put up with the ads. All this so you can collect a few pennies Via ads?

  • CK is the best stand-up commedian ever !

  • adblock.....seriously.

  • i spend over 2 minutes trying to beat the ad by hitting 0:01

  • @shanmohta Sometimes you just gotta let the add win.

  • you're not an athlete...

  • funniest thing ive ever heard.. what a doc!

  • I can fully understand this and I'm 18... it's so true!

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  • @Michael55443 No one cares.

  • @MparkVideos Obviously YOU care or you wouldn't have written this. LOL Dork!

  • @Michael55443 I dont get your logic of me caring because I wrote you back.

  • @MparkVideos No, I wouldn't think you would...

  • @Michael55443 Ok....

  • @Michael55443 You're one of those people that stands out the front of abortion clinics chanting passages from the bible, aren't you? I'm impressed you actually took the time to stop by solely to tell us all how you feel about this dude, but it does raise the question; If you 'can't stand him', why on earth are you even watching his videos?

  • @Djelibaybi You got me ALL wrong dude. I'm an atheist, so you won't hear me chanting any bible passages anytime soon. That's freakin' hilarious. The reason I came across this video is because it was on my recommended list. Everybody speaks to highly of this guy, so I watched him. I've even given him the benefit of the doubt by watching many videos to see if ANY of it was funny to me. I'm sorry, but I just don't laugh when I watch this guy. Your results may vary. Be nice.

  • @Michael55443 Yesterday I was walking along and stood in chewing gum. Really annoying. Dog shit I have no problem with, you can generally just wash it off under a tap or use a stick, but chewing gum sucks. It gets all caught up in the grooves in your soles and you gotta really scrub to get it off. However, I don't think I'll be writing to the company that makes the gum and telling them my feelings on the event. Point is; If you don't like it, move on. Where does broadcasting it get you?

  • @Djelibaybi Freedom of speech dude, freedom of speech. Are all comments supposed to be favorable? Of course not.

  • @Michael55443 Yes, freedom of speech is a wonderful thing, but you insulted MparkVideos for exercising this very same right. Use all the freedom of speech you like, but keep in mind, you are posting on a public forum. If you have an issue with opposing standpoints, don't put your own out there.

  • @Djelibaybi Okay, I'll just keep my opinion to myself for the rest of my life. I'll just go away and hide. Happy? Life doesn't work that way. This is a PUBLIC forum, you're right. Therefore you have to be ready to accept anything that's posted here. I'm done with this subject. Enjoy the show.

  • @Michael55443 I would never ask someone like you to go away and hide, so I'm glad you are taking the initiative.

  • HE SAID TAKE 10 ALEVE A DAY! hahahahahaha

  • So glad that stem cells will be like Advil by the time I'm his age.

  • Oh fuck me, I'm 40, it's all true!

  • This is all funny as hell. He's a master at spinning a story in a sublimely satirical way. And this paints an ugly picture of doctors. However, it's true that at midlife, its real common for joints to just start to wear out and cause chronic pain that you'll have to just deal with for the rest of your life. We can talk about degenerative osteopathic abnormalities and cartilaginous deterioration, but that confuses a lot of patients. It's often easier just to say "You're getting old, so suck it."

  • @rmcdaniel423 As a clinician I must admit that sadly this really is the attitude. I've never been happy about this but that's how it is, at a certain point clinicians say, at this age this is going to happen, and you weigh what the least bad thing to do is, you don't expect it to be fixed. Really sucks.

  • @rmcdaniel423 this comment is perfect proof that doctors are self-righteous, pretentious pricks. Go listen to yourself talk for an hour in your nice car, shitbag.

  • @xtian22801 Why am I a "pretentious prick"? Why am I a "shitbag"? Why do you even assume I'm a doctor? (I'm not. I'm a poor student) Are you slandering me in such a mean spirited way because I acknowledge the absolute inevitability of the aging process? Because I had the audacity to make an attempt at humor in the comment section of a comedian video? Because I offered advice to someone who asked for it?

    Listen to YOURSELF, asshole. YOU are the prick. How very "xtian" of you.

  • @rmcdaniel423 Just tell him to suck a bag of dicks. Conversation over.

  • @rmcdaniel423 sad but 100% true....

  • @rmcdaniel423 thanks Dr. OZ

  • 12 people are apathetic doctors!

  • I dislike most doctors I've ever had. they have less common sense than most people think.

  • This guy should be making Sandler money.

  • @UGADawgs555 He probably would have if he were as much jewish as Sandler is....

  • Im 42 and my ankle hurts. Thanks Louis for clarifying my fucked situation.

  • @themanclaw - I hear they can reconstruct a new shoulder for you out of an ear...

  • @themanclaw2 you should. they can take your ear and make a shoulder out of it

  • I wonder why this guy's wife left him.

  • @steveconn Is that true? Maybe she saw his "worst handjob in america" joke :)

  • 10 people have shitty ankles.

  • not only is this really good, but Youtube's like-to-dislike ratio actually reflects that! :) awesome.

  • This

    is

    fucking

    hilarious!

    and much too true. Yeah just get used to be too old for the young set and not respected by the elders. And used to prostate exams, ED, weight gain and other fun stuff.

  • that was freaking hysterical. the blatantly racist "black singles" ad (just imagine if anybody dared to start a "white singles" organization) ALMOST ruined it for me, though.

  • Hey, I'm 20 and I have a messed up shoulder. maybe i should go to the doctor.

  • OMG 1:30 "No......it's just shitty now. See that dark area? It's all hardened." HAHAHA I haven't laughed that hard at something in a while..LOVE LOUIS CK!

  • Skip Ad: Get fucking AdBlock.

  • That doctor's a dick!

  • i'm only twenty and my dr. tells me this kind of shit

  • @piccolo3431 me too, always

  • This guy kills, just kills! I do hope 40 is not the bleak picture he paints in his routines, though.

  • @MegaCrasher3000 naw, it's actually a lot worse unless you're a successful comedian like him...

  • @MegaCrasher3000 It will be if you let it, or if you allow ignorant, judgmental doctors to color your view. It's interesting how we in the west have gotten average life expectancy up to our 80s, but still talk about 40 like it's "the end". Heck, I'm pretty sure we've had 40+ year-old people running whole countries for how many generations now. Doubt people are so inherently helpless and useless at that age.

  • For British people (and other people who get the coming reference) stop it at 2:07 and ... that's Bill Bailey!