Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
Ironing boards can be very dramatic. Have you ever had a hot iron sitting on an ironing board, only to have a toddler knock the ironing board over and burn themselves?
It's quite the dramatic scenario. In consideration of that, I'll take your comment as a compliment.
The firey lakes of Hell are dramatic too friend, as you'll discover when you're languishing in their depths following the Day of Judgment.
The only hot iron you need concern your wicked self with is the one Satan will stick up your caboose because you failed to accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour.
Repent now whilst you have the chance! The Lord will not be mocked.
WARNING THE LANDOVER BAPTIST"S IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN
Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
blackbird01T 10 months ago
more please? XD
Gallowmere7294 1 year ago
Haha! Hilarious!
TheSagefish 1 year ago
"ACCEPTEEEED! ...accepted..."
That was so beautiful! xD
SparkiegoesHuzzah 1 year ago
GENIUS XD hahaha
you got guts boy :)
dancethelugwig 1 year ago
OMG!! Your so funny... dude bravo lol this totally made me laugh.
hinatahuygga08 2 years ago
Oh you never fail to make me laugh =)
<3 i love you penguin <3
Wallaroo21 2 years ago
It seems the Lord has gifted you with all the dramatic range of an ironing board.
Are you a sodomite?
leagueofdecency 2 years ago
Ironing boards can be very dramatic. Have you ever had a hot iron sitting on an ironing board, only to have a toddler knock the ironing board over and burn themselves?
It's quite the dramatic scenario. In consideration of that, I'll take your comment as a compliment.
PenguinManFerdBerfel 2 years ago
The firey lakes of Hell are dramatic too friend, as you'll discover when you're languishing in their depths following the Day of Judgment.
The only hot iron you need concern your wicked self with is the one Satan will stick up your caboose because you failed to accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour.
Repent now whilst you have the chance! The Lord will not be mocked.
leagueofdecency 2 years ago
Well now, that changes the entire situation, doesn't it?
After all, Satan sodomizing me with a hot iron sounds like quite the unpleasant scenario.
Unless, of course, you're right, and I AM into sodomy. In that case, I might quite enjoy having a hot iron shoved into my rear train car.
Incidentally, I should tell you, I'm a human being, not a train. Therefore, I don't actually have a caboose. I do appreciate your concern, though. :)
PenguinManFerdBerfel 2 years ago 2
so funny, please do more
wingofshu 2 years ago
I love you :"D <3
This made me lol so much that it got rid of my anger that was caused by such a retarded site!
MidnightMoonStar 2 years ago
what she said.
reysside 2 years ago
i know these people are sick, trust me they kill wiccans
DarkDragoniteud 2 years ago
this is really funny
it would, however, be funnier if the article was written by a real church lol
MetalCrusade777 2 years ago
lmao
tonyAMF 2 years ago
lol
NinjaSCA 2 years ago