Battletoads REVIEW

[MegaGoodoldtimes]

An another awesome review

[125sonicboom]

At least this review is proffesional, not opinionated, and sticks to the facts of the game XD

[80smetalchild]

this noob reviewer is just pissed because this game kicked his ass

[TheJikou]

@80smetalchild Jokes dude.

[ElectronicHxC]

battle toads is the shit, dont hate because its challenging

[vivalabrock]

He works at gamestop

[360TheaterOfPWN]

is this battletoads?

[geico39]

I didn't know master chief reviewed videogames xD

[crack956]

@geico39 Lmfao

[ComatoseElf]

We all fucking know that Battle-god damn-toads is just a fucking rip off of Double fucking god damn Dragon. Take the fucking dragon, turn it into a fucking frog, and you've got some goddamn Battletoads, god damn it.

LULWUT

[lolitsme50]

More like battle my asshole!

[MUSICMONSTER14]

I see SOMEONE works at Gamestop.

[Mance200]

Wow, you woke the rage of the internet and somehow managed to make it flow calmly. I'll give you credit for that. But honestly, you're a fag.

[Luigi84289]

It's almost impossble to get past level 11. I have only done it high. You have to have the quickest hands in the galaxy.

[Joe40oz]

I love you OP!

[LovelesEntertainment]

I didn't know avgn had throat cancer.

[Turkisshh2]

so...IS this Battletoads?

[tokoun]

lol encyclopedia dramatica lol

[uxtalzon]

"...and you got some goddamn battletoads, goddamnit."

"...like that goddamn skate game made by that neo-nazi group Electronic Arts..."

"...and we all know ninja turtles support affirmative action bullshit..."

"Now I have to go snort some more crack off your sister's asshole..."

ROFLROFLROFL

[JanembaJanemba]

Is this Doom 3?

[omega941]

this game is now diamonds

[cizzin]

That was hilarious.

[teekayuk]

lol oh my god

[Scr1b3n3r12]

"because they are goddamn assholes who like anal sex in the ass"

HAHAHAHA

[jakethwaites]

i can never listen to microsoft sam without thinking it's teh mastur cheef

[Serjo777]

@jakethwaites haha me too xD

[dpcotta]

If you don't take it seriously...which it can't be meant seriously...can it? This is pretty god damn hilarious.

Best Part: 1:25 "Where did these god damn frogs come from? It obviously rips off the god damn ninja turtles."

[dpcotta]

If you don't take it seriously...which it can't be meant seriously...can it? This is pretty god damn hilarious.

Best Part: 1:25 "Where did these god damn frogs come from? It obviously rips off the god damn ninja turtles."

[Kevster012]

You suck, this is the most biased piece of crap I have ever seen. This isn't a review, and your only saying it sucks, cus you cant play it.

[Trwals]

But how do magnets work?

[xXSyLoXx]

@Trwals fuckin miracles man

[Runescape12345]

Cool. So where do I uhh get this game? I'll ring up Gamestop maybe they have a copy.

[pussywussy5]

BATTLEtoads moar liek battle my asshoel

[ElliotovHull]

U sir win 1 internet

[Cipher32X]

"God damn" has been used 14 times in this vid... that means 1.054 times every 11 seconds.

More reviews of this kind should be made, and as Ironzealot said, should also contain "god damn" as many times as possible.

[raine697]

Snorting Crack off ur sister's asshole, brb.

[CruorSonitus]

LMFAO.

Best video ever.

[UberUberLeet91]

You should win a DA for not understanding sarcasam.

[ReisenMell]

Conflict tadpoles.

[omuluomu]

0/1000

[Ironzealot7531]

god damn

"god damn" should be included as many times as possible in all future reviews

[TakeBackTheWorld]

This video was god damn funny.

[dawrightstuff]

"More like Battle My Asshole"

Fucking brilliant =')

[Rock1Golem]

It almost seems like you're trying to satarize "trolls", but I can't tell, because you sound just like them, and therefore you could be serious or not.And I can't tell from the voice because it's a microsoft voice.

So, if you're not kidding go fuck yourself, if you are kidding, I guess it is kinda funny.Like I said I can't really tell.

[Rock1Golem]

They're frogs, they're supposed to jump high.Giant frogs can jump high.....why do I even have to tell you this?I'm not sure if you're just stupid, if you're kidding, or, most likely, you are a sissy man and can't beat the game.But regardless, just because a games hard doesn't mean it sucks, and I can't see how this game is like Double Dragon, since Double Dragon is about beating things up, and Battletoads is about, well, a lot, with some beating guys up thrown into the mix.

[suirao]

I would count how many times you say, erm... type gay and variations of "fuck," but I would probably die your extreme lack of word choice and crappy emotionless automated voice program.

This video reminds me of going outside with a 10 year old boy while his parents are talking on the phone, thus giving him the chance to say as many bad words as he can without getting his mouth washed out with soap.

[TehPirateSquid]

I like Gay Buttsecks.

So I like the game now?

SWEET!!! :D

[ViolinistFTW]

-4/10! :D

[42NDElite]

Meh, you dont actually play battletoads. you you just call gamestop and piss em off :|

[Hotstarthefaggot]

Battletoads is a horrible game. You all should play Twilight: The Brooding of Edward Cullen for the PS3.

[gtw1983]

Wow....never thought I'd see a reviewer that had a dirtier mouth than the AVGN..lol.

Funny review, it made me laugh even though I love Battletoads.

[GroinMankind]

gay buttsecks

[Luckbay]

I don't really hate this game, dude. BUT IT'S TOO FUCKING HARD... Wait. I meant... DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE!!! I COULD NEVER GET PAST LEVEL 3!!! Because of the fucking speed of light in the game and the rest... Don't get me started! Awesome game, but too fucking hard!

[Dirufan69]

master chief r 1337 ass game reviewer

[mikeymike93]

Microsoft Sam. Why does everything have to be about shitty Arby n' the Chief.

[Dirufan69]

i know what it is everyone knows what it is because everyone has it on there computer, my comparison to arby n the chief is perfectly valid and its better than most other machinim, so you can suck on mah cock XD

[xJim102x]

battletoads more like battle my asshole lmfao

[Greekgod300]

Battletoads!? More like battle my asshole!!

[AlienHominid]

battle goddamn toads is just a fucking ripoff of double fucking goddamn dragon

[Maurbel]

In lulz we trust.

[hassmann2000]

i love how this guy makes games which you think are good, seem like horse menure.

[faggotmunty]

I know. I used to think skate was cool, now i think its a nigger loving piece of shit

[lostexodus]

Is this Battletoads?

[pochankitty]

No, it's Doom 3.

[potkinz]

@pochankitty NO U

I think Battletoads is a pretty cool guy. eh jumps around and doesnt afraid of anything

srsl i remember playing that game and even enjoying it. Come to think of it it was called Doom III.

[somename69]

LULZ fucking A

[madguitarist900]

more like battle my asshole hahahahah

[UR86]

this review contained no swearing at all

[mudkiprulesX]

1:02 i have fighting force 64 i love playing it

[Farfargryde]

So true

[MarkTheMagnificent]

goddamn.

[Sayshu]

If there is something better than these review Ive not seen it

[sickdiggitydog]

ROFL!

[aescobar32]

HAAHA

[spike1001]

I approve of this video.

[artrasa]

That was one god damn funny clip... lol

[RomZomCom]

More like "Battle My Asshole".

[Mikey669]

Ingenius...LOL

[mistertitanic]

The game was not bad because it was so hard. 1/5

[KyoStyle2k]

You are right!! this review is hilarious but this game is good I beat it. It was not easy It is actually the hardest game of all tiems according to AVG and the GT count down. Now the game has some good stuff like to moto bikes is fun once you know how to play it. The surf, the plain, moto bikes nice game but nearly impossible.

[KyoStyle2k]

mistertitanic the game is good. This game is hard but good! is good once you know how to play it! the surf, moto bikes, clinger ginger, plane 5/5

[LTmattYT]

battletoads is serious business

[KyoStyle2k]

hahaahahaha

[mistertitanic]

This is my favorite Nes game EVER!!!

[Rancidknewl]

God Damnit

[Kizuii]

Double-fucking goddamn Dragon was my favorite lol

[bananasrmasty]

hahahaha

[didma]

haha great one man

[iamnotapie]

that is what you call an intellectual checkmate

[donotfeedthetroll]

great review

[posthumanfetus]

Damn, I think like only five fucking people get the joke. Should I even have expected anything more?

Anyway, my favorite part is probably when he says, "Gay buttsex with men from the ass." As if The Ass is the land where gay men come from.

[RomZomCom]

Better yet, the "fagort" bits.

[PaDzo06]

Hahahaha

[Fruggert]

OH WOW REALLY? -1 thumbs captain oblivious. :P

[KaptainKatfish]

obviously done for the lulz

[trithparocy]

this game is fun but ur hilarious

[electropentatonic]

Game was the shit,stil is great game

[CALAdmin88]

Holy fuck I love Doom 3!

[FunLeech]

Hey, look at me, I swear a lot so I'm cool

[KYLEisROCKIN]

the game is awsome fuck u

[Rmac16]

LMFAO

[xXxSoraOfTheKeyxXx]

Microsoft Sam or something. If it isn't Sam, it's just some other generic name behind 'Microsoft.'

[roboneko77]

ROFLCOPTERCAKES your funny man!

[BlackvvvFist]

Stephen Hawkings reviewing a game? lol

[Dilo22]

...and we got some goddamn battletoads goddammit.

lulz

[EpicFailGirl]

Whoever was playing this is really good.

[Jaccow]

Is this Battletoads?

[Dilo22]

No, it's Doom 3 I think? Isn't it?

[Dilo22]

why is everyone thumbs downing you? We have no idea if this battletoads. This could be Doom 3 for all we know.

[Fruggert]

wut?

[DrearierSpider]

You just cant stand this game because you're a little girl and you cant beat it. Just because a game's hard doesn't mean it sucks you fucking pussy!!!

[balletman]

Stephen Hawkin, I thought you were a genius, but obviously not. This game rocks!

[danielod]

ITS A FUCKING MASTER PIECE

(4chan people are faggots thats true)

[flaksucks]

It's called a joke review, calm down.

Ever notice how he reviews EVERYTHING popular? He's just cracking wise about everything because although most YouTubers are ignorant fucks, some have enough intelligence to realize he's only saying these things for laughs. Comedy is derived from discomfort, and that's why these videos are funny, but he also goes too far and starts offending, but I don't think anyone should take an internet joke review so damn seriously.

[danielod]

I was being sarcastic, battletoads is one of the hardest games there is and stupid.

[flaksucks]

ohh, it's hard to tell if someone's being sarcastic if it's just text on a screen, y'know? Sorry, I was just pissed at all the other posts like that that weren't being sarcastic.

Next time, try putting [/sarcasm] or something at the end of a post, it makes idiots like me recognize what you mean :|

[kipchak]

sarcasm is normally funny. :/

[flaksucks]

If you know it's sarcasm.

[kipchak]

i meant danielod's comment, not the video.

also lol gravedig.

[flaksucks]

Weird. I just got that message yesterday.

[Fruggert]

thank the COSMOS somebody gets it. every one else is a gayfoot ninja.

[nlitement]

Master Chief reviewing games? Pass on the Kool Aid.

[igotnonumbers]

It's microsoft sam retard

[FurryJosh]

lol you fail!

[Rezxer]

This is easily the best 'Dratsab' review by far. Almost every minute of the video was hilarious. The first line in the video, 'Battletoads? More like battle my asshole.', is awesome.

[Shiba1227]

"Take the fucking dragon. Turn it into a fucking frog and you've got some goddamn Battletoads goddamnit."

Best line in whole review.

[xXxSoraOfTheKeyxXx]

These damn Battletoads probably came from the retarded mind of a Nintendo janitor who just came off of a crack binge while fingering himself with a hotdog. All in all, another great review, Dratsab

[fatfreelife1]

pure genius. nuf said

[GeneralOlde]

This is undoubtedly the worst game review I have seen on this website. You didn't tell us what was wrong with the game. You just kept spitting and cursing about how gay the Battletoads are. You made no mention of the gameplay.

[Greywyn7]

It's a mock review you stupid faggot. They ALL are.

[phailandaids]

This is undoubtedly the worst game review comment I have seen on this website. You didn't tell us what was wrong with the review. You just kept spitting and cursing about how gay the review was. You made no mention of the Battletoads.

[Owneador1337]

This is undoubtedly the worst game review comment I have seen on this website. You didn't tell us what was wrong with the review. You just kept spitting and cursing about how gay the review was. You made no mention of the Battletoads.

[phailandaids]

delicious copypasta is delicious

[Fruggert]

exactly the point captain obvious. :/

[Owneador1337]

exactly the point captain obvious. :/

[bigbeak10]

LULZ!!

that was some funny as shit omfg

[masterstghm]

Why don't people use their real voice? The computer mumbles.

[Greywyn7]

Computer voice is funnier lol

[phailandaids]

this game was so EASY, I dont know what all the fuss is about

[hydralisk125]

That's because you used cheat codes fag.

[phailandaids]

no I didn't....prove me wrong

[hydralisk125]

No. Prove ME wrong.

[phailandaids]

NO U....you made the accusation so its up to you to prove it, just because you're all butthurt that combat amphibians pwned you.

[hydralisk125]

No it isn't.

[CherryOs12]

Successful Troll is

successful!

[twat1]

battletoads more like battle my asshole

[EyeWin8]

Take the fucking dragon turn it into a godamn toad and you got god damn battletoads god damnit

[crabrangoon]

funny until the last line about 'snorting crack'. way to out yourself as a 13 year old boy from a sub-burb.

ill fuck you till you love me faggot.

[themangodess]

is this battletoads?

[RaptorJesus04]

NO! THIS IS SPPAAARTTAAAAA!!!

[Owneador1337]

No this is Doom 3.

Sparta faggot, lurk moar.

[mrhoon]

fail

[pissedbuddha]

This is why we cant have nice things....

Seriously, you even make your fellow 14 yr olds look bad.

[silentpigwalker]

im sorry but battle toads was badass but on the other hand this video is funny as hell LMAO 10/10

[CaptainInternets]

tl;dl 'hurr hurr, I can say vulgar, useless things and be accepted as a source of serious video game reviews!'

At least the REAL Angry Video Game Nerd pointed out real problems with the games.

Gay faggot homosexuals who fuck men FROM the ass.

FROM

THE

ASS

[InspectorIncognito]

Of all your reviews, this is the best.  Hands down.

Keep up the Stephen Hawking AVGN-style rage.

[iratemoviesonfunny]

1/5

Get off the internet.

[thejobloshow]

I like Battletoads. It's a shame 4chan newfags ruined it for everyone.

[stwallok]

Underage B&, Fuck off.

[MrJowee]

Horrible review. Not funny, not informative, and not entertaining.

fail out of 10

[truepridejb]

this game was awesome. altough i dont agree with the review, it was fucking entertaining. kudos on making me nearly piss myself

[Yamamanama]

Stephen Hawking as the AVGN?

[xkimopye]

so in other words you can call people fat fuck or anerexic bitch, but you have a cry when your parents are mentioned. you are fucking weak

[dratsabREVIEWS]

everyone who talks shit usually has no videos, of their own let me check your videos... ohh wait you have none ;/

[xkimopye]

this guy is a fuckwit, obviuosly as a shit ass nerdy voice that he is ashamed of so he has to use a computer voice. and all that talk about anal sex with men, the guy is just dying to come out of the closet. i dont believe he has played it cos it is one of the most difficult games ever, that only someone souly devoted to this game could possibly finish it. he has just got videos of it and pasted them on to his. isnt that true dratsab

[dratsabREVIEWS]

No this is my own footage

[tedicus]

its obscene, homo phobic, racist but who cares its funny as hell haha