'Do You Have Wood?' (prank calls) - Graham Norton - BBC Two

[2001ALS2008]

Disney presents:

Dwarfs on Phones.

[sourpinklemons0809]

Yiannis Avgerou is my boss's brother.

[leavetheherbitalone]

That Yanish guy sounded like a right big hefty dyke. Are all Scottish people like that?

[RCkiller2]

@leavetheherbitalone

He is Greek, I can tell by the name and most certainly by the pronunciation.

[sourpinklemons0809]

@leavetheherbitalone I know Yiannis personally...he is a hell of a guy...

[ilovepodge]

This went on for a long time didn't it?

Seven years!! hahaha

[sianchild]

Yiannis was a good sport!

[KankuChan]

That sounded like some sort of bad phone sex, amazing.

[R10freestyle]

It's Yiannis not Yianish re pousto!

[lalaXPlala]

ahahah "is this a gay advice line or are you a door fitter?!" *silence*

[yaying404]

what's a dwarf-hitter?

[cuckoo61]

@yaying404 a hitter of dwarves :D

[yaying404]

@cuckoo61 so what are dwarves? ^^ 

[Roberto7474001]

that girl is so fucking hot!

[EthanWM]

I also thought he said Dwarf hitter..

[SingingShaannon]

Lol. There are naked barbies in the background.

[thelilypad01]

WT...7 YEARS?!

[SuperParsnip16]

what a top guy

[ZuvioxArts]

i love the way, the mans like " is this really happening" lmao

[redcarwiredify]

7 years!!!

[nurlybek1]

"I thought you said dwarf-eater!"

[rillera25]

I wonder what these people were thinking with all the laughter going on in the background.

[scatteredstraw]

Oh god I can't stop laughing! This episode should be relabelled "when prank calls backfire".

[CHITZY2007]

dwarf eater



[sara70017]

@CHITZY2007 YES WHAT I THOUGHT

[N03MII987]

What's with the Nude Barbies in the background?? :P LMAO!!

[elfyy6969]

yer a sick man i love it kisses n hugs from america

[Nedac365]

@elfyy6969 YES

JUST

YES

[Tetractys777]

That was funny as hell. In other news...that girl's legs are fantastic.

[kollinn]

can`t stop laughing, my mom looks at me like i`m a retard

[TheGraywolfGoddess]

my sides hurt from laughing, lmao.

[bella3718122]

Yeah, Cause there are so many Dwarf Hitters in this century :D

[WackoGreKo]

the greek guy at the end was hillarious

[BelieveInMyDaydreams]

@FerretLover333 That's my favorite part! American talk shows drive me crazy because it's clearly just a chance for the guest to come on tell some pre-planned story, plug their new movie and then leave. Graham's show is always entertaining first and a chance for promotion second. Plus he makes them work for it!

[weirdsleepovergirls0]

press 4, rice ;)

[supergurl200912]

"No Doesn't Ring Any Bells"

"No?"

"No." Not Even A Door?"

LOL

[AnimeWolf5193]

what up with the naked barbie dolls in the background?

[AmaneeFreakazoid]

Mark looks like an older version of Jack Branning.

[pauloesnegro]

press 3 repeteadly :)

[pauloesnegro]

@pauloesnegro sorry *repeatedly

[simon199418]

yannis sounds like a greek guy and they enjoy to prank the pranksters just check the ownage pranks geek hotel one

[martinthomas1980]

@simon199418 Is that next door to the Nerd Hostal?

[pennydesouza]

This show is always, always full of mirth & merriment. Love it.

[stuntmann123]

why are the fucking crowd laughing...they are ruining all

[lurai92]

simply a fantastic video!!!!!!!!!!!

[blondeybaby23]

"...Oh, I thought you said a Dwarf hitter."

[Oilisdeathtomany]

How the hell could people hit, "dislike". This stuff is a riot. And not just because of Letitia Deans' more than a little embarrassing attempts to get Gabriel Byrne to note her.

I had tears of laughter rolling down my cheeks. Great stuff, Mr Norton.

[MacauleyOliver]

knob connection. lol.

[jonjon139086]

Are you touching your wood now?

[Evangeline30575]

Dwarf Hitter!

[LinCat16]

I love how Graham looks into the camera when he asks if he has wood!! xD

[LinCat16]

LOL HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adamfunck]

I didnt get the AAAAA southern doors bit. Whats that all about?

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@adamfunck The company has 5 A's in the company's name. The prank was to say he was looking for a company with 6 A's.

[adamfunck]

@Str4t0sPh3rE Oh is that it lol?

I was expecting it to be gay-related and that's probably why i didn't get it.

[LJayMusic18]

@MizzCupcakeGoddess its someone who fits doors lol

[angel38325]

looool!!! I love this show

[madmattproductions]

@MizzCupcakeGoddess what it says on the tin basically lol a doorfitter is a bit like a builder or handyman but specifically they fit doors for you, say you new a new one if it's been knocked down or damaged

[Smootii]

He was totally flirting with graham, until he was asked the question doorfitter or gay?? xD haha... laughed my ass off!!!!!!

[PaulolHensiano]

I actually thought he said dwarf-hitter at first.

[pennydesouza]

Every clip of this show is so entertaining. Damn good stuff.

[SuperTwilighter97]

and he even didn't say hello !!

he said OLOW

[hisfireflystare]

Are you touching your wood now Yiannis ?

[GodsOutlaw4]

"Oh I thought you said a dwarf-hitter!" LMFAO!!!

[KusalJay1996]

@GodsOutlaw4 100th like xP

[ilovepodge]

@GodsOutlaw4 I have to say I thought that too!!

[GodsOutlaw4]

"Oh I thought you said a dwarf-hitter!" LMFAO!!!

[mostnormal]

"your names' mud when you get back to midway..."

"oh that's ok it was mud anyway.."

o.O

[messycarla]

I love the smutty giggle at 4:37! xDD

[meggymoomi]

dwarf hitter :D

[xxjazzie98xx]

oh fuckin funnyy

[wardyladohaye]

its not door fitting but ill try lmao

[xXxmissemmaxXx]

does that guy in the audience remind anyone slightly of scott maslen (jack branning)

[SamMitchell90]

@xXxmissemmaxXx

I thought that!!

[aaazafina]

@xXxmissemmaxXx THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING! ^^

[Toadsanime]

Brilliant clip, and an incredibly nice man at the beginning there.

[dalekdalekdalek]

Have you got wood?

What for?

For people to touch!... are you touching your wood now Yanis?

Lool :D

I love Graham Norton, he's brilliant!

[orangeambience]

Dwarf hitter AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

[webly17]

chicks got nice legs

[ECOSSE11215]

Is that the girl from eastenders?

[blinkyboy86]

@ECOSSE11215 Yeah her name is leticia dean she was sharon.

[xXxmissemmaxXx]

@ECOSSE11215 yes its the legandary sharon watts (wished shed come back)

[betharooiscool]

@Kerrypandabearie177

that's disgusting

[Kerrypandabearie177]

I find that door man oddly attractive. Ha.

He's pretty cute though!!

[sweetieluver14]

@Kerrypandabearie177 Totally agree!

[PAGANC6]

it would appeal to the gay door. lol!

[davidtennantlovers]

pmsl i remember this one i couldnt stop laughing hahahaha oooh i'm sorry i was looking for aaaaaaa southerner doors hahaha

[nicoleandemma1]

r u touching your wood now yanish?? LOL graham is so funny

[LooseChangePlease]

I criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied!

Lol

[shazwalks]

graham is sooo fucking funny!!

[SmileyCake93]

LMAO i live in medway. funny (; x

[CNHannaford]

This is so so so funny lol! Good one Graham! HIs Eurovision commentary is as good as this i hope!

[StarletDancer01]

"Do you have wood?"

"What for?"

"For people to touch"

lol

[lucyth2]

What does he say at 5:30?

[yamanmustafa]

Are you shy?

[lucyth2]

"What d'you feel like to measure?"

"Maybe something I'd like to go into."

[gingerbrodie]

AAAAA southern doors lol

[luciandryan]

Wot happend to the white dog?

[abziibbz]

HAHA hilarious!! dwarf hitter.. i fink it was a gay advice line,.. lol!!

[beka123beka]

hahaha knob connection lmao

[deano545]

fuckin hilarious i was cryin it was that funny

[Sagittarius93x]

I love Graham, and love when he says 'are you touching your wood now?!'

[laurachoc]

he's so funny : D

[StarletDancer01]

Do you have wood?

What for?

For people to touch!!

pmsl

[Epiphany2116]

what does yanish say before graham says "yeah yanish.." at 5.27

[silentwars666]

he says 'why not?'

[Epiphany2116]

oh right, thanks :)

[Jodelbug]

OMG he's hilarious...love him and watch all of his shows.....love the prank parts haha....lmao

xxx

[abbzsta]

Lol 'A A A A A A Southern Doors=] '

[rozzfest]

wot dus he say yannish was at 5:28

[jaffababi]

OMG how funny is that lol :P love graham lol hilerious lol

[russellbrandrcksx]

omg i luv graham norton i hate it wen ppl take the mick out of him gay ppl are so sweet

[russellbrandrcksx]

looooooooooooooolllllllll

hello is that AAAAA Southern door?

yes it is

Oh im terribly sorry i was looking for AAAAAA southern doors

[abbzsta]

Lmao

[MrSpideradam]

@russellbrandrcksx we are AAAAAAA doors

[nexypointy]

hahaaaahah

[cameronmac2000]

lol that made my sides split

[BritishScouser]

lmao!!!

[v390]

HAHA, i looked up yiannis in the yellow pages and called them!

[darlingcherie15]

for people to touch hahahah lol

[RSBrodie]

i watched this its funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[giGGl3bOxrul3z]

thats the best woo! lmao "r u shy?"

[Nikkieeeee]

do u have wood???

what for?

for people to touch!!!!!

lool the best prank call

if nt which 1???

[ryanrhino9]

lmfao , remember watchin it , was sooo funny

[samaldredmarch2007]

i thought u said dwarf hitter! she cracked up aswell. i luv him saw him live doing strictly dance fever he is well professional.

[ashleighdrummond]

So Funny

Loved it

[british1steph]

Ha ha that is killing my insides!!

[AB5309]

that guy gave as good as he got till he hung up.

[Clarestovold]

^_^ Ahahahaha! Graham Norton is hilarious :)

[ineedmyglassestoread]

"Are you shy?"

LMAO!

[secretagentxxxx]

DanjinDieHard Go and treat women like beasts.

[secretagentxxxx]

Many reasons.

[ineedmyglassestoread]

It's not even a Pakistani name you fuckwit!

[secretagentxxxx]

He was pakistani i bet.

[DanjinDieHard]

what makes you say that. Hopefully nothing racist i hope

[secretagentxxxx]

Her legs man fook me!!!

[DanjinDieHard]

secret agent you have no decency. You obviously wont know what it means

[osmay]

So funny!!!

[FreshDrunk]

It's on BBC.

[CART4052]

lol this is pretty good.. n that estenders women is beaut!

[bababoum]

that phone call was so set up.

[Funkymunkeys]

I saw this the other night

Hilarious!

[okeydockey]

saw this on thursday and on sunday and i laugh evan more each time i watch it

[Funkymunkeys]

What time and channel is it repeated on sunday?

[mkr10001]

i nearly wet myself too lmao

[meljowett]

wow that was pretty amazing i laughed so hard at some bits i almost wet myself!!!! excellent

[rumplejerrie]

every time i watch this i laff at the dwarf hitter bit!!!!

[JasonF91]

I have never laughed so much in my life, no matter how many times i watch it, it still gets to me :D

[jimbothemole]

so funny i tried it

some people arnt as nice though

[TheMagnaOpera]

I laughed hard at this one.

PS Letitia Dean's legs are looking nice here

[rumplejerrie]

I thought u sed a dwarf hitter!!!!hillarious!!!

[missscottishbecky]

My mum had absolutely no idea why i was laughing, but this had me in kinks! :L

[gothdetective28]

class

x

[Tennantfan4ever]

oh wow i was laughing so hard when i was watchin this. but my little brother was watching it with me and had no idea y i was laughing so hard! thankyou for posting this!

[helenlai]

love this show!

[deadmandanny88]

i was LOLING so hard

[bababoum]

we don't want to know.

[timmo2k]

Oh but i do!!!! GIMME THE DETAIL BIATCH!

[LeagueOfGentlemen]

dwarf hitter lmao

I WATCHED THIS HAHA SO FUNNY