Rocko's Modern Life - Phone Sex

[aprilNgabbo]

in his defense he didn kno jk HE SO DID

[koopsta69]

OH BABY OH BABY OH BABY

[MegaJamieV]

You know, for kids!

[busymike]

I remember this episode....It's weird how it didn't seem like a big deal when I was a kid...Now I'm like wtf? lol

[SatinReni]

Holy fuck-

This was my childhood.

No regrets.

[Tviruskillu]

Duudddeee....I didn't even notice this when I was a kid!

[raigekiman]

i was born 88 i was lucky being a 90's kid :) ,man 2000 sucks all kid friendly

[MarkkelMania266]

i wish modern cartoons could get away with this. i hate being a 2000's kid.

[Tviruskillu]

@MarkkelMania266 Adventure Time and Regular Show probably could considering they're PG rated.

[Trcls]

Proud to be a 90's kid.

[vidkte]

im gonna be LMFAO all day at school tomorrow



[FullMetalSatomi]

I can't believe they got away with this back in the day. XD God, I love being a 90's kid.

[silentswan12]

omgggg they actually had this?lmfao

[GUMMITURTLE22]

10 years later and I get the joke xD

[LittleSpookyGirl15]

omg, i can't believe i never noticed this! Now i get why my mom came in the room saw this and said, "Umm, what are you watching?" I did get the other dirty things in the shows.

[georgirp]

OMG. Dieing ^.^

[XxAkumaxRebornxX]

...Noooow i get the joke 10 yrs later

[Glen7000]

Hopefully this is in the Season 2 DVD release to make it complete.

[Dogmutt45]

@Glen7000 Well one episode Joe Murray got in trouble for called "Leap Frogs" in on the season 1 DVD. The leap Frogs episode was banned from the hier for a long time.

[ToyotaKudoFan]

Ohbaybeeohbaybeeohbaybee.

[Decbabe85]

ah i miss the times when cartoons were awesome and actually funny, and in a subtle(sorta) way and not so forced--,Nickelodeon, and Toonami back in the day will always be my fav--now its all about the disney channel :P and i'm sorry but adult swim tries too hard it can be funny sometimes though..

[Humbledingify]

Oh baby.

Oh baby.

Oh baby.

[eruption257]

REMEMBER

BE Hot

BE NAUGHTY

BE Courteous

[MegaEike]

old cartoons > new cartoons

[themangOMEGA]

@MegaEike Most new cartoons.

[cough cough My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]

[86RockandJock]

@themangOMEGA It's scary that ponies are considered maniler than vampires

[Marty07]

Remember

BE Hot

BE NAUGHTY

BE Courteous

[PreciousPoision]

o.o I so remember watching this! I never really understood what he was 'complaning' about but looking back on it now the monotone was a bit creepy for me

[syafiqjabar]

That near monotone is stuck in my head forever.

[Skypaw298]

Whoa! This is... I cannot describe my feelings about this in actual words.

[diegoradoblasio]

what about it, doesnt make any sense (furtunely) when he says oh baby

[meditationpriestess]

haha someone's turned off XD

[TheMangetsuhozuki]

rocko sounded so into the phone sex

[kabztunes]

goddam i miss the 90's. cartoons were so much better than they are now.

[MADDOG6400]

I swear to God, all my cartoons had so much adult content that I haven't noticed until recently! 0_0 Damn! No wonder the 90s kicked ass!

[fugativeredeye]

@MADDOG6400 i feel the same way i mean seriously i loved this show when i was litttle but it was so weird to watch it again and find out how messed up it is, but i still love it, at least tv didnt suck back then tv was cool in the 90's and early 2000 but its gone down hill now

[Truthbesaid]

AH the good old day's.......MEMORIIIIIIEEEE'S

[month671]

AWkWARD!!

[TheThunderStormX]

I can't believe they got away with this stuff for 4 seasons XD I'm surprised the show wasn't cancelled right after this episode aired.

[LaShakShook]

oh baby oh baby oh baby

[katkatr92]

9gag brought me here!

[Dinoman747]

Here because of Cracked.

[DestinyBell864]

what episode is this?

[girly10az]

@DestinyBell864 "Canned", when Rocko loses his job. =)

[floodimoo123]

I like the poster in the background :D

[deisels]

Best. Shit. Ever.

[MutantEnemyGirl]

My whole childhood was a dirty lie.

[GabrielBerbel1997]

9gag! FTW

[zaistrumentals]

9gag

[danroa36]

9gag

[skullluigi13]

Remember

Be hot

Be naughty

Be courteous

Love that poster in da background

[StormyM187]

o_O whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

[BellaCentral]

Anyone notice the sign in back of him with instructions?

[globox123456789]

Holy Hell xD

[KendoSF13]

God I love the 90's.

[diamondlighting101]

O BABY, O BABY, O BABY.

[Sinesith]

lol and people get upset knowing Disney put subliminal messages in his movies. Apparently this stuff is everywhere in the media, people shouldn't point fingers.

[Timmy1Boii1Eraser]

I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA man i loved this show xD it was REAL!

[tlovebruh]

oh my jesus

[sume555]

OMG!!!!! XDDDD I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY M&M'S LMFAOROFL XDDDDDD

[epanecka]

lol! how the hell were they allowed to show this?

[DarkAngelSymphony]

O-BAY-BEE-O-BAY-BEE-O-BAY-BEE

[SammEater]

Oh shoot, I can't believe I forgot this episode, and I only understood the joke now that I'm older, LOL. :P

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

Wow...Rocko is terrible at it. He should take lessons from Meg Griffin. LOL

[themangakawolf]

....Rocko? 

[weirdalinstrongbadia]

@robertsfunny1995 Watch the Leap Frogs episode. Her husband doesn't wanna fuck her

[iMomochii]

HAHAHHAAHAHAH <33

WTF GET THIS SHIT BACK ON TV INSTEAD OF THAT FUCKING ICARLY BULLSHIT!

[evercharmer]

This was one of the best cartoons ever.

[stonecoldsexyify]

Mr. Bighead must have a tiny schlong.

[corycashatt90]

Holy shit. I remember this show. :D Ah, my childhood. I miss the 90s. :(

[robertsfunny1995]

Why was she calling a sex line?...

[lilsingingsensation]

wow. Adult messages in child shows.

Ah the 90's nick

[AntiqueAngel44]

I do not remember ever seeing this as a kid back when it was still playing on TV; but when I saw the episode with it on the computer recently boy was I surprised and, amused as well! X D

[ariwl1]

Heeeyyyy! Now I get what my dad was laughing at all those years ago!

[AntiqueAngel44]

@ariwl1

Did you ever ask him “What so FUNNY?” And he would reply “I'll tell you when you’re much OLDER”? : )

[ariwl1]

@AntiqueAngel44 Actually he wouldn't say anything. Just laugh and leave the room. :)

[biohazard951753]

I guess Mr. Bighead didn't have a big head

[gunsandammo92]

old cartoons were awesome my cousin made me watch adventure time. it has innuendos just not as bad and more in your face and the stories make no sense at all

[GermanConquistador08]

That awkward moment when you realize youre having phone sex with your boss' wife. We've all been there.

[BloodnutXcom]

@GermanConquistador08 emmm... what?!? :)

[GermanConquistador08]

@BloodnutXcom ...what? Was that just me? :/

[GreshProject]

LMAO, this is hillarious. I wonder why Mrs. Bighead called. Guess Mr. Bighead isn't that good at it. XD

[AntiqueAngel44]

@GreshProject

Poor ‘Mrs. Bighead’ despite the fact that she’s been married to a man for a long time she has to secretly call a Sex Hot Line and rely on a complete stranger (or her next door neighbor) in order to feel sexually satisfied. This could be one of the reasons why she seems to be some what attracted to Poor ‘Rocko’ = D

[randomguyodst46]

the fuck?

[thatemoguy94]

Giggity ;D

[TheHappySelf]

lol way back when we had dirty jokes in kids shows. that was some way to make our parents keep watching the show with us. Now I bet you cant sit trough your 8 yearold cousin while watching some of today's cartoons...

[Tekkenfreek234]

@TheHappySelf Unless it's Adventure Time or Regular Show.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@Tekkenfreek234

Oh god I freaking love those two shows.

[Joemamma69000]

ONE.ON.ONE

HOT

LiNE

[sonicfan11589]

great news playstation and xbox owners, Rocko's Modern Life Vol. 5 is now available with 7 new episodes for $2 each.

[davo7931313]

No wonder my mom would get mad when I watched Rocko's modern life...

[PowerPuffCandy]

@davo7931313 lmao my dad wouldn't let me watch nickelodeon since it was in our language and he understood everything Cx

I was watching cartoon network instead which was in English..but little did he know that CN wasn't that innocent as he thought :3

[McSpizzy]

I remember this episode, and never got it until one of my friends reminded me of it.

[BarrioPunkRock]

When did this episode

[86RockandJock]

Although the BE HOT BE NAUGHTY BE COURTEOUS poster is awesome, let us not forget the main point here:

MRS.

BIGHEAD

WAS

CALLING

A

SEX

LINE.

[RyanTheIncredible882]

@86RockandJock lol, when I saw your comment, it had 69 thumbs up.

[TheHappySelf]

@86RockandJock

not a surprise for me, she was a loner =/

[86RockandJock]

@TheHappySelf lol she's definately a nympho!

[Tactual]

Oh my God cartoons used to be so cool! They could never get away with something like this now :( The future of children's television looks bleak

[NitroPunksMightHeads]

@Tactual The future of children's television doesn't look bleak at all. It's still the same. The only thing that's changed is that you grew up.

[irrepressiblenobody]

@NitroPunksMightHeads nah there shit

[sonikku956]

@Tactual Ever heard of Regular Show? The stuff is EXTREMELY blatant.

[chickenuggets63]

@sonikku956 ya but they make it absolutley clear that this is a sex line

[fuzzmanx]

@Tactual have u seen cartoon network lately????

[strtthshw]

@fuzzmanx eh this was worse.

[MrBeexMo]

Haha!

[XxAnniSezHixX]

i sooo didnt get this when i was a kid xD

[celldwelled]

Damn thats funny! Now thats what cartoons still should be like. Now thay all blow

[XoXoTiffanyXoXoful]

he said oh bite meh u bug head

[AdrienneOrpheus]

As a kid I didn't get this joke but as an adult its fucking hilarious

[Qiuera91]

@AdrienneOrpheus ME TOO!!!

[kc86er]

I was 7 years old when I saw this...and throughout my youth I never got this joke. I'm watching it today, and I'm like "oh my god", I can't believe I saw this as a kid :P

[killo90210]

I wonder where her other hand is?

[HarukaJoge]

MRS.BIGHEAD?

[thatdudeinthehoodie]

what i want to know is HOW THE HELL THE CENSORS DID NOT GET THE PUN? but love ther show love the 90's we got away with alot more then now

[Qiuera91]

@thatdudeinthehoodie YEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[SuperWolsey]

Oh, Rocko. Dirty boy! Dirty, Dirty, DIRTY!!! LOL

[bleachno9]

Any better proof "morality" and censorship don't really matter in a children's programming. I grew with cartoons like this i'm perfectly fine

[MissKairi101]

I remember the 90s Are All That block showed this episode recently and I laughed so hard! As a child, I never knew how naughty this show was until this scene came up! Now I'm 19, I understand the joke! XD If kids today see this show and their parents finds out, they will all have a fit, put their kids on lockdown, and beg Nick to take this show off air! lol

[ishigoto]

Oh my god...seeing this you were 9..seeing it again when you're 19...ROCKO...HOOOW DAAARE YOOOU?

[sapphicp]

this was my. shot

[BaileyAnne0]

Oh ba-by

Oh ba-by

Oh ba-by

:)

[damphireprincess90]

lmao i just watched this on tv, its amazing how you dont notice that as a kid

[joseakadaman]

Y U PEOPLE LIKE THE SAME COMMENT

[crazitaco]

xD i also watched this last night.

take notice the "neuter option" in the episode with the suckomatic, which has a picture of dog, a minus sign and two baseballs. LOL

[imaminxkitty]

Haha. I watched this lastnight and I was like.. Omg. No way.xD In the newpaper it says "specialty phone operator" LMFAO. I can't believe they showed this on a kid's cartoon.

[metv101111]

@Candyaddictxo suker o matic

[Waysideguy]

I believe this episode is going to air on Teen Nick tomorrow during their 90's are all that block...

[metv101111]

@Waysideguy also aring i need a smtthe

[Psychonaut2021]

@Candyaddictxo That would be "Canned" my good sire.

[HellAngelsBells]

Be hot

Be NAUGHTY

Be Courteous.

Fucking hell, I loved the 90's cartoons ...

[MajorSamsquamch]

I wish kids' shows still had the balls to do stuff like this today. Has anyone here seen the shit they have on TV for kids? It's nothing short of a mental insult. Granted, today's children are REALLY fucking stupid for the most part so I guess I know why it's like this now.

[dionshadow]

@MajorSamsquamch Actually, Adventure Time does this type of stuff, too. But since people just go by promos, or watch it for like five seconds, they assume that it's as bad as the other cartoons that they are showing today.

[clyve9]

@MajorSamsquamch Thanks for calling me stupid asshole

[MajorSamsquamch]

@clyve9 I said "for the most part". But of course, if you're going to jump at me without properly analyzing the comment and start making assumptions, you probably are in that majority.

[clyve9]

@MajorSamsquamch Ahem...Trolololololol....Trolo­lol!!!

[HannibalOrJustRex]

Ha, this would be so scandalous today. It's so sad tha, for the most part, kids cartoons are so dumbed down nowadays. I'm sure glad a grew up during a time when parents weren't terrified of their children being subjected to anything remotely adult.

[WorldGenesis]

Awkward XD

[iambored678]

Oh my god... i watched this episode like a week ago and i didnt catch that...

[Dominicanboy255]

@iambored678 i watched it when i was kid but i dont remember seeing that part!!! wow how times has changed!!

[holbrooke7]

The "Be Courteous" part kills me, really.

[cstar75]

REMEMBER:

Be Hot

Be NAUGHTY

Be Courteous

[TgIiDgUiS]

i never knew... i never knew. lol

[Dominicanboy255]

@TgIiDgUiS ur not alone me too...me too!!!

[invaderlps]

hahahahahahhah lol

[wongoli]

HA i remember this episode..

[itachikiller107]

kilplix

[patsrule1112]

thank god this scene is on the dvd

[miiplayxbox]

tvanlust sent me!

[eboy1016]

see i knew about this one....the others surprised me

[sega31098]

Alright I am totally flaccid but thank you anyway mam I appreciate your time.

[Harleyquinn191]

thats awkward...

[TheBluebird12]

LOL oh baby oh baby oh baby

[emohot112]

I remember watching this but being waaaaaaaay too young to understand

[kikitweety1]

i lOE that episode !

[bizzybone951]

hahahah crazy ass cartoon

[hilljunk987]

shout out to cracked.com for showing me how perverted my childhood actually was

[jeffheat5]

LOL

[JPPraterCO08]

I just bought this dvd like a week ago and laughed my friggin ass off at this scene. I couldn't believe it.

[NFCBradyfan12]

Why the fuck are there reruns of Rocko on Nicktoons and not the all the seasons? It just makes me want to protest these motherfuckers.

[BlindmelonKen]

Too bad they cut out all the good shit in the dvd release.

[gabbyvickers8975]

REMEMBER

be hot.

be naughty

be courteous

00:08 to the left on the wall



[bnatrl88]

@gabbyvickers8975 XD i can't believe they put that in a kid's cartoon! lol

[Kolbatsu]

How did they get away with that. Man, the censors must've been sleeping throughout the nineties

[CpnGame]

It's ironic... I'm old enough to understand this stuff, and now they can't do it anymore.

[R0ckG1r7]

Remember:

Be Hot

Be NAUGHTY

Be Courteous

[FreshNapp]

Tell me why the fuck this is in a children's cartoon? Surely kids would not get it.

[ShadowFox909]

@FreshNapp for the parents~

[madeinheavenx]

@FreshNapp That's exactly why they put it on there.

[left4eternity2011]

very funny, im going to celebrate by smoking weed while listening to pure gold by earth, wind and fire becuz of this :D

[FooNado]

Remember be hot, be naughty, be courteous...

Damn this cartoon was great in matter of fact it had a lot of adult jokes and content like that bear balls scene or nudist back yard party and that oversexuated next door frog lady. Modern tv censors and limitations make television look like in that demolition man movie, where everything fun is banned.

[R0ckG1r7]

Can someone put up the clip dealing with sea mammals? "Hey, buddy, my wife's a sea mammal!"

[86RockandJock]

I love how many dirty jokes they put in old Nickelodeon! They did that so the parents would enjoy watching the shows as much as their little kids did. Damn, the new shows on Nick are just horrible because they try to make them too clean for little kids and soccer moms who'd sue the ass off of Nickelodeon's CEO if a show said "Oh my God" instead of "Oh my gosh"...

[louie540x]

Lmfao, it's so obvious but I couldn't see this as a kid? XD

[MrUrge21]

JESUS O_O