I'm Not...

[daeronjames]

Alucard's gonna murder you in your sleep....o_e

[41Frostbite]

Hilarious! This is just awesome!

[TheMeimei2011]

*laughs like alucard* that was hilariouse!!!

*alucard walks in *

me;shit *closes tab *

alucard:i saw that.......go kill whoever made it

me:*grabs big ass gun and knife* yes master.......

[JimCarrey2JohnnyDepp]

WHYD U HAVE TO MAKE IT ALUCARD WHY NOT ANDERSON... :(

[Kushrada]

I honestly don't think Alucard wears underwear anyway, and if he did it would most likly be black boxers with red hearts or vise versa.

[wolfgirllovescats]

er... meant to say overused. *still smiling from the image of alucard without underwear*

[wolfgirllovescats]

the song is from the musical Avenue Q and yes it is a trifle unused. but i liked this video. was very funny. * pauses to imagine alucard withOUT underwear* *smile*

[laylarox4ever]

hmmmm...shouldn't have let alucard near that cocaine,integer -:D

[lalbenatan]

"Thank you, police girl"

LOL

[SnipeZombie]

some times alucard.... i dont believe... i know you.....

[KickKeycoder]

Just too funny

[sakiXTakizawa]

XD police girl killed me at the end

[BlueSpiritFire1]

xD His voice just cracked at the end!

[Waluiginumberone]

Thank you, Police Girl. I laughed so hard at that.

[lordfoxy23]

CAN...NOT...UNSEE...!

[DracuIina]

"Not that you prob'ly care"

Oh, Alucard... you are sadly mistaken. You'd be surprised how much i care ;3

[dududu9531]

just look at seras 's expression at 0:15

She almost cried in terror of this horrifying news

[Helnsinki99]

.__. hmmmm

that must be anther secret to immortalty

[DarkLucifa]

is das lol xD

[KittyWillCutYou]

I wouldn't put it past him. Especially not while wearing the leather bondage outfit.

[XDeidaraXItachiXBFFX]

Haha the look on Luke Valentine's face... XD

[alaespsd]

lol poor alucard XD

[TheZzz180]

lol lol :)

[VICTORIA777NESS]

lol

[coolio247h]

How to get people to sound like Alucard step 1: Watch this video, step 2: Laugh along. SOON THE WORLD WILL LAUGH LIKE ALUCARD!!!

[HannahRose063]

Heh. Hmm… I found arucards Xmas pressie… now for Alexander Anderson... I think a bunny. He needs to let out some stress

[krathosama]

WTF! ._.

[deathnoteluva]

get a job! XD

[dayhanchunkun26]

*ultimate nosebleed*

[haloCE6]

@dayhanchunkun26 are you gay?

[dayhanchunkun26]

@haloCE6 nop, im a woman kuahahaha

[suckapunch565]

@dayhanchunkun26 so, lesbian? lol XP

[MissMichaelMyers]

' Thank you :D.... Police girl.. o_o

[kudrzyk]

I want 29 sek of my life back

[haloCE6]

@kudrzyk well you cant have it back

[bigkierran]

@videogamemasta43 ok so im in a ghost reg is what u say then ... when i know for a fact im in it thats were i go thats were i get paid and belive it or not its not to far from me now do us all a favour and shut the hell up

[bigkierran]

@videogamemasta43 2 things 1 what has war got to do with this and 2 i am a cpl in the 22nd yorkshire reg in the uk so yea .....=] currently on sick leave due to having a hole though my leg =] so what ever keeps yoou happy at night

[bigkierran]

@videogamemasta43 y dont u marry him then and were the hell did chuck come into it

[Omnigeek6]

5 minutes later...

Alucard: *walks into Integra's office through the wall* All right, I sang it, now where's my thousand dollars?

Integra: *laughing her ass off*

[luiszrafael]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jaja

[DarkEarthDragon01]

lol.

[MorbidOptimist]

omg! im laughing so hard it hurts!!!!!!!! XD

[Kaylak1989]

Your not wearing underwear today? Well ill supply the blood you supply the sexy and i think we are good to go ;D <3

[dammyteo]

man, too see alucards `gun` wow

[BudokaiTH]

FOL

[xGrimsDaughterx]

GET A JOB!

Alucard: ...WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAH!

[fallenyuko99]

i would rather see alucard with no cloths on

[AngelS773]

alucard looks like he could sing this song

[Andy40004]

beeter than the original XD

[Killer2297able]

Ich hab Tränen gelacht das is genialXD

[Sakurarosecat97]

Thank you....police girl

lol Epic Win!

[lChula]

First is no underwear, then no shirt, then no pants and well, you get the idea. :3

[Littlestarlight7]

Well good for you! ^^

[chizoioioi]

oh god beautiful vid XD

[MorrinWellSmith]

P-E-R-F-E-C-T!!!!

[fhk1993]

lol thes is going on my favorit lyst

[bigkierran]

this is aswum nice choice on sence alucard rocks my world

[Vergilhase]

o.O WTF

5/5

[SuperVampia]

XDXDXDXDXD

lolololololololol

[ItachiTenshi]

XD!!

Alucard is awesome.

[destinymagician12]

-is dead-

THAT.WAS.AWESOME XD

Still, the underwear was a good first step

Now he just needs to stop wearing everything else...

[freakgirlXP]

XD!!!!

LMFAO!!!

[MisaMumintroll]

"Get a job!"

'Thank You! police girl..." I rofled

[Lycan4425]

umm... did you really need to share this information?

[Drschrondingerscat]

You're not wearing underwear, Alucard, 'cause every girl loves a real vampire, not a Cullen.

[survivor127]

0:05 seras' reaction!

[deiviantchild]

The hell? Lol

[trinitybloodfreak66]

"get a job!!..."

"thank you...police girl"

XDD LOL

[technofreakianime]

you pose a very challenging case

alucard.....

but, as the jury i think you should let this army of fan-girls....

see.

[animepunk811]

alucard can not wear underwear anytime he likes.

[Sherpard1]

BRAVO!!

[Jyrow]

LOVE THE END!

THANK YOU ... ... Police girl.

[MusicMyLife2112]

Damn it! Mt line has been stolen for 3 Weeks and I just noticed.... LOL.

[zetabiteshard]

speedos

[Nelffia]

hmmm. . . Alucard, I don't believe you, lemme check xD

[Xanatos712]

@Nelffia You won't survive.

[drawitbig]

@Nelffia I want to check as well

[GrayWolfen1488]

@Nelffia Lay off, I saw him first! ....I mean....he bit me first! xD

[jonksgal]

actually I think you are mistaken, we do care about your underwear because you are Alucard and We are Fangirls xD

[melchan35]

i AM technically Alucard's underwear, i'm always on him X3 !!

[NanatziaKuja]

naked alucard ohhhhhh yeahhh!!!!

[shadowofaruby]

The squeaky "Thank you..." followed by a deep and sexy "Police Girl..." ROCKS!!!

[llburnu]

OH SHIT ITS A VAMPIRE

Damnit, i sense no zombie-ness in this one

meh...

i wouldent open fire anyway...

[XXbloodyxwingsXX]

"Thank you, police girl."

[sweetgirl322]

im not weraing underwear today.. hehe Alucard XD

[DavyJoness]

o.O

[WireMosasaur]

Lol Seras... "GET A JOB!"

...now I'm wondering if he really does wear underwear... what kind of underwear does a vampire wear? Oh gods.

MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, GIRL *faceslap*

[ChemicalHakusho]

probably whatever kind was common back when he was alive... in, like, the year four

[hellsing1711]

O_o

[zperra]

Why can't Alucard not wear underwear around me?

[alucard13dracula]

stop making fun of my sweetheart. just to let you all know he is mine all mine.

although that was funny

[Paigesings]

LIES, he's mines, you can't haves hims :3

[moonfreak1995]

this is ssooooooooo funny I cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AnimeProphet666]

im a alucard fangirl,

but still ladys.

chill.

we are all civilized...

BITCHS IM SEEING UNDER HISBLACKSUIT>:O

[sweetchic1313]

*Drags you into room*

Alucard: OH DEAR GOD, WHY!?!

me: Muwahahahha. Get over it! -burns clothes- Muwahahaahahaha. -falls unconscious from nosebleed-

Hahha.

[HAMTARO685]

XD wonderfull. WHAT DO YOU MEAN TODAY!?

Alucard:.......i plead the 5th.

YOU CANT DO THAT!! can he?

[leat124]

HA! I had to watch it twice! He should prove it though...I'm just saying...

5Stars

[sweetchic1313]

Yes, Hmmm....he should....

[demonfoxgirl1]

ALUCARD CAN SHOW ME THAT HE ISNT WEARING UNDERWEAR! xD

[sweetchic1313]

NU-UH! HE'S GONNA SHOW ME IF HE'S NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!

.....now that I think about it...I dont think he EVER does..O.o

I mean, under his red clothes, all he is wearing is that black straight suit....-drools- I wonder what's under THAT.....-drags Alucard off into another room- XDDD

It costs one hundred dollars to come and see what Alucard wears underneath his black straight suit!

Alucard: WHAT!?!

-covers his mouth with my hand- Hehe...let's go! -drags him off-

~/Takai-sama\~

[tatsel3]

Oh hush, yer both wrong. It's gonna be me that sees him... But if you want we could share him... Maybe... Make a few dollars? >.>

[emogirl123emo]

comes with

[XxEmilyxchanxX]

THANK YOU! Police girl...

xD

[wowplayer00]

WTF

[akatsukifangirl11]

DA FUCK?!

[Larfe517exe]

so, THAT'S the reason why Alucard's so awsome, he doesn't wear underwear, hmmm, i shall have to make note of this

[Deedovich]

boxers or briefs man XD show us!!

[ScarletFlamia]

NEITHER OF THE ABOVE XDDD

[Deedovich]

hahaahahah okay okay but what 'size' is he...I wonder ;P *puts dirty thoughts back in her pandora box* he is a tall man so...just saying :p

[emogirl123emo]

XD lol

[DeadGirlTHLover]

so what ? Alucard isn't wearing underwear today ...is that bad ? O.o ...:)))

[010Crystal010]

lol at the end "Police Girl" It Sounded Like He Had A Mood Swing o,o

LOVE THIS! "I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY!"

[Ahrisss]

rofl

[AnnabelleCooper13]

lol Police girl.

btw can anyone tell me what the hell her real name is? everyone calls her that so much i always miss it. =_="

[Seraphim2355]

Well...

Her name is Seras Victoria.

[AnnabelleCooper13]

i know that now.....

i just started watching it, so sorry for the retarded comment.... X-X

[shadeartstudios]

At first I thought it would not be funny but I was proved wrong lol.

[HyrAyl]

Simply great. Nothing to say.

[LegalBishieOwner]

How very wrong you are, Alucard. I care very deeply about the fact that you're not wearing panties -drools at the thought-

[5wingeddragon]

Thank you! *deep voice* Police girl. O.o

[KarateGuitarGirl]

AHAHAHAAA!!!! I'm gonna die laughing!!! XD

[Girbegurba]

I loved all teh ,,WTF,, faces of the characters:D And that part were Alucard throws his hair up is really matching this song:D(kinda 20s 30s:D) 5stars:D

[crazymarthcort]

he's not wearing underwere because I stold it. :o

[TheKeyboardManiac]

is that stole or sold or both?

[crazymarthcort]

stole, sorry typo. >_>

[frozenhiphop09]

nice try, but no.

[GothicDraculina]

I wonna see Alucard with no underwear XD

[XxTwistidxX]

LMFAO!!!!!!! -die-

O.O

[rougekty]

lmoa its all goofy when he says "thank youuu!" ....then its gets all seriuos "police girl" perfect way to end it XD

[xXVampireSimXx]

ROFL. I laughed my pants off lol.

[AlexMockushin]

X°°°°D

Absolutely awesome XD

[renttlover]

lmao, GET A JOB !

xD

[inukagluver132435]

OMGness, hahaness!

[diareahmaster]

omg so fucking funny

[PosepneKnurzysko]

lol ^^

[numbers1thru6]

XD

holy shit, I think I just pissed myself laughing!

[siralucard19]

Excelent lip sync,is like Alucard himself is singing

[ShadowDwellerXXX]

for shame Alucard XD i never woulda guessed! guess he enjoys a nice breeze!

[naschkatze1990]

xD Alucard doesn't wear underwear? lol ^^

[stringdog911]

LOL!!!

[HaveLight]

LoL police girl XD

[gigantor21]

Perfect way to end the vid. :p

[pmankillinspree]

rofl, alucard kicks ass, and now we know why

[0BALLINN0]

GET A JOB! thank you...

Police Girl

? lolll

[DarkEagler]

lol very nice 5 stars

[Vordrace]

he's simply right xD

[andrewfernandez105]

WTF?

[XRedXDragon09]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

[GaarasSandPuppetGirl]

lol XD Poor Hellsing, having to deal with Alucard

[mohniels1]

hahahahha lol

[familiahellsing]

jaja xdd

[gaarasHUPERbakaGIRL]

haha

[Anilucard]

yes i care! and now i wish that Alucard was wering a kilt xD

[Jyuji]

*toothy grin while coughing* made me actually smile

[GildorStarlord]

*Face-splitting grin*

[Madkill40]

that's his actual voice on HellSing. ^^ That's why :P

[RuSosan]

Dammit,now i find myself wondering about Alucard's underwear... O_o'

And now,for some reason,i,being an idiot once again started to wonder what if he had strings...O_O

WTF IS THE MATTER WITH ME!? xD

[moonlight13131]

thank you!

...police girl... (with a low voice)

lol ^^

[vampfreakgaby]

bless be the boredom, no idea if it is well written hahahahah

[JaapioNL]

Nice one, but where did you get the chibi part near the end. I don't recall that bein in the anime xS

[GuruLazer]

The chibi parts of the anime were from the episode previews shown at the end of the episodes. Glad you liked it ^_^

[Nerewaryjczyk]

get a job hehe

[AbridgedZ]

You know, he probably doesn't wear underwear nost of the time.....

[INUASHAGIRL]

^^thankyou!...police girl -_-

[Silverain33]

knowing Alucard, he probly isn't....lol

[Yena05]

HAHAAA!! <3 XD

[dancinginfernal]

THANK YOU "police girl"

[2Rachel2]

XD omg! 0this is awsome!

[astrozombiie]

lol police girl

[lilwill3000]

police girl

[whop9]

ROFLWAFFLES! xD

[90geekgirl06]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Thank you... police girl. XD priceless!

where is this song from? It sounds like Avenue Q, but I'm not sure......

[GuruLazer]

Thanks for your comment, it is Avenue Q! I love satire ^_^