Lip Thing, Herpes??

[gcore11]

0:35 Whet Teh Fook Caow

[daniel69turner]

and i was like what the fuck cow? so i punched the cow in her tit xD

[Shiois]

YOUR GOING TO FUCKING DANCE BITCH and he hit me XDDD

[KeylaFrigginShae]

The chicken noise. xDDD

[MrStegosaurusness]

the cow story

[PaiddJr]

You sucking cock one is true

[TheAlexrice]

the twisted whore story is true

[beadlescrazy8]

Definitly tha cao :D

[littlekiller102]

u got clod sore

[TheEmoSaur]

WHICH ONE IS RIGHT. I WANNA KNOW. /explodes/

[Margarina2009]

I think the c*ck sucking one is true.. You kiend of look like c*ck sucker Danny.. Are you a c*ck sucker Danny? .. I think so.

[cjw121314]

DANNY ROCK'S BIG TIME WOOOOOO!

[ArsenEdits]

you got it by licking the floor dude :D

[shel123ish1]

punched the cow in HER dick,very very interesting

[laboks28]

@shel123ish1 Actually he said tits you FAG-er-FACE!!!

[Devilbaby111]

The 2nd one

[DarkStarGirl1199]

i vote for the cow story!!!!

[Stela4ful]

ahahahahahaha:D

[coolkid92003]

U grabbed her wrist and told her ur gunna fucken dace u bitch.. Lololo

[TheAmuletSaga]

Well, cows are irritating in Minecraft, so I'm going to go with the cow story!

[BadEraJunkie]

I never got her ducking duck doesn't that mean their shit is dirty?

[liamthedrummer2112]

Squirta, squirta,squirta lmfao

[mrDjbeerman]

all of them :D

[addybinder2011]

sucking trucker bakock

[assviolator185]

and she kick over the buuket and i was like WAT TE FUUUK, COW??

[12Sadie15]

haha i vote the last one

[SawyerVlogzChannel]

wetha fewk cao?

[123lessly]

BAAKAAK

[maynlayla]

I got mine from suckin cock, so u prolly did too ;D

[deadfire969]

00:42 the little ghost. O.o

[ashleybugg12]

@deadfire969 woah i totally saw that :o

[animefreak1312]

@deadfire969 its also in head boy : a story lol

[xRaynexOfxTerrorx]

Damn iPad. I meant who can tell!

[xRaynexOfxTerrorx]

Totally lol'd at the cow bit but I think the story about your twisted aunt seems more likely but with you? Who can te

[ajyoville101]

what the fuke cow hahaha

[EzeCoyote]

whuet de feuk cow

[iproject62]

"ie waz meelkin a caow... doing the scrotta scrotta scrotta" haha!

[gyroknot]

the last one.

[gyroknot]

why no shirt?

[AnimeQueen10289]

wtfs up wit the BACOCK hahajahas lmfao ohhhhhhhhhhhh i git it

[Jbabyx8]

cunt

[MonkeyJazz75]

@Jbabyx8 Says the cunt.

[ONaSTICKIFICATION]

I think it was the one where he was sucking giant *cluck* and he got herp on his lip... Just saying..

[SuperVanessa103]

when he was milking the cow and he was going " A squirt a squirt a squirt a "

[archangel022309]

the cow.

[deadfire969]

BCOCK!



[marshallover1]

how do you do those voices its hilarious

[speed0spank]

@marshallover1 It's editing

[MegaKillaKrazy]

I think it's far more likely that you've had a cold sore on your lip your entire life, than just waking up with it one random morning.

[Demov12]

I think you were eating pussy danny. thats how that got on your lip.

[iMaxmain]

i vote for the big fucking *cluck*

[bloodthirstyvampire8]

Not the one about the Aunt, because he only just developed it.

[roaringfires234]

DANNY YOU ROCK BIG TIME AND I AN IDOIT APPARENTLY!!!!!

[roaringfires234]

new years lol

[choklatWARRIOR]

im pretty sure u suck dick haha funny danny

[giggity369]

OOOO theres no top comment, this is my chance.... umm DANNY ROCKS!

[DrSeXxXo]

@giggity369 congratulations my friend, you have proven that mankind is indeed retarded...

[SawyerVlogzChannel]

@giggity369 Wathe FOAK CAO?

[ahhitsacow]

you got punchedin the face cuz you treated that gurl like shit

[bemma101]

Sorry Danny, my doctor said it wasn't contagious! Either way I sure did have fun ;)

[zackattackj13]

WHAT DA FUCK COWW!!!!!!!



[xG0D1LYxRECLA1M3Rx]

0:29

your welcome

[mgoodin1973]

the family is the vector

good name for a family movie: The Vector!

[mmilosm]

0:36 xDDDD

[littlelungy]

do ones on SOPA and PIPA

[CAGunzinfo]

SOPA!

[canalwaysmakeusmile]

i think the cow one is funny

[RainbowOkami]

New Years thing...He probably got drunk and did all the things listed then didn't remember XDDDDD

[crsnow23]

Aunt

[husnainanwaar1992]

did Chuck Norris gave you that thing on the lip

[nextdoorninja3]

0:35 for WHAT DE FAQ COW?

[vanessadcg]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT HIM TO DO A VIDEO IN ITALIAN!

[OMGsquirel26]

...why dont you have a shirt on?

[vanessadcg]

@OMGsquirel26 why would you want him to have a shirt on? :P

[beck5557]

ant that happend to me too :(

[28xavialonso]

which ever you want to be true and is more liked by you

[steve0mageve0]

The one with the buckock

[ANDREW948]

Sucking the bucock

[littlekiller102]

cold sores are a less contagious version of the herpes virus.

[chunkycustard100]

Oops on tolling :D

[chunkycustard100]

Do a video on

[KittyIvie]

he prolly got the herps from the day he lost his verginity ha

[Snooch1984]

Sucking B.B.C. for sure

[luvncutee]

you just make me giggle

[astrosteve]

The cow one is obviously true. duh.

[Olivermaile]

the new years one.

you should do a video on how to give a dog a haircut or how to make a smoothy

[Breannietleo]

aunt

[XshopaholicX09]

What da faq cow!

[nextdoorninja3]

Looks like you've been eating too much pie.

[CountryDuck8fg]

ur aunt iz a whore?! MINE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2280510]

defintly the cock suckin u homo

[TheBatmansbitch]

twisted whore of an aunt one

[PotionsMaster007]

im guessing none of the stories are true. he ate something it cut his lip and it became infected

[COCOLODY]

funny stuff do one about science and religion

[1999deda]

the dude in the bar punchd kim and he suckd his buerk and the next morning a hore kised him on the lips and after that he milked the cow all on new years eve

[1muakk]

defenetly the cow.....awkward u got beet up by a cow

[xXCODELITEFANBOYXx]

i watched this bout 76 times

[TheSandyee21]

also...i thnk d first story was true.. :P

[TheSandyee21]

make a video on this: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis...which is d longest wrd in english dictionary...and i have no idea hw to prnounce it..it might b an interesting topic for a video...dont u thnk?

[TuckerL1000]

Like way the fook cow?! And I punched her in da teet!

[shanayeaye]

the cow kicked pver the bucket and i was like what the fook cow and i punched her in her teet xDxDxD

[luckas8]

i bet the true story is that you were milking a cow and a guy was tryng to dance with your aunt, you did the wrists thing and she kissed u in z mouth

[Multi2987]

thumbs up if went on the last video to see it

[MIKEtheBEST1231]

zint maybe????

[vearing17]

The first story

[TheDonvinnie]

i like the ant whore story ;)

[BaileyDrewStrayhan]

Obviously its the "YOUR GOING TO FUCKING DANCE WITH ME, BITCH." c:

[duoswissgamingfr]

*bullshit*,*bullshit*,*bullshi­t*, OR I just woke up a morning and I had this thing on my lip ... That's the truth !!!!!!!!!! ;D

[BunnyOfKawaii]

The last one

[TheRainbowskittlesxD]

I Believe it could Possibly Be Te cow Becos Somehow U Seem The Person Who Would Like To Milk Cows ;D

[MyModernwarfare123]

thumbs up if your comment was posted on this video

[handcuff308]

why do you always have no shirt on?

[999IvoPivo999]

0:41 DHANNYYY, DO YOU HAVE PARANORMAL CREATURES IN YOUR ROOM? ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR, ALSO PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT PARANORMAL CREATURES. THANKS.

[Guppyandkimchee]

@999IvoPivo999 haha it was probably when like cars turn by your house and the headlights like gleam in the sun thro the window.

[CupcakeGalLurvRupert]

I had herpes from my boyfriend.. that was shit :/

[xXEastJesusNoWhereXx]

I think it's obviously the bukerk. xD

[stephmc111]

bukerk lmao

[12712aaaa]

its totaly the one were u do that thing at that plase with that person at that pesific time of day/night

[zombiesquad101]

the first one

[jrod218]

Cock

[jrod218]

Last one

[MrBuritolover]

Did anyone else but me saw a flying thing in 0:42?

[88hoopy]

@MrBuritolover Its a ghost lol

[x2ydead]

@MrBuritolover you're right...,Even ghost love danny...,

[lloydgar01]

...the cow story! that's definitely the true story! the cow story!

[HLMC7]

i think this lady who kissed you xD

[GordoBurroConQueso]

Whut thy fyuk cow aynd thyean I pyunchd hyer in da teet

[judy32186]

Newyears one

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

he sucks chickens

[SweeneyToddLover98]

Woke up with it.

[ElderhuskyV]

man this shit comes on my eye....but at least i know i didn't suck bukerk

[n0lsk1]

Honestly I didn't care until you made this video lol now I wanna know what happened! FACT: 1 in 3 people have herpes. It's so common that it's considered a part of the human genome.

[BlondieBeautieLove]

13 people have herpes(:

[samo530]

Did she dance with you? =P

[TheFastWombat]

"WHAT DE FUCQ, CAO?!"

[TheFastWombat]

0:37 had me in tears :')

[Dashbaish93]

.The Bukerk one :P.

why dont you sing a song for your lemondrops?!!!??? PLZ PLZ

[ChouMakou]

your aunt sounds like a drunking fucking whore of a women.. fucking KILL DAT MONSTROSITY

[erwin19rulez]

1:06

[sds81783]

Aunt or New Years.... I can't decide... Love ya!!!

[jiriya117]

well there was that one time i slapped a guy with my -insert chicken sound here- so that's always a possibility

[FrizzyLizzie37]

.....All I caught was "punching the cow in the udder" thing.... so I'm going with that xD

[tecshtarcs]

INSERT ROOSTER NOISE HERE. LOL. luv it.

[MonicaLee1995]

i like the cow story

[GlacialxxKittyxx]

0:30 - 0:39 I died XD

[GlacialxxKittyxx]

WTF cow!!! lol

[thelivster101]

Danny, recently in my school, they've appointed hall monitors which were chosen by this big scary ginger in my grade. can u plz do a video on the pros and cons of hall monitors in middle school?!!!

[1japaneseanimefan]

new years i know it!

[TheRavensCalling]

definately the cow.

[VaMpIrEkNiGhT4EvA16]

The Aunt

[froglover10]

I was obviously.... The one.... Where I punched ya cuz I love ya:)!

[ZIGZAGZOOMification]

i think that it was cheese..

[jamishaebaby]

It was definitely the cow, because Danny likes punching cows in the teet :D

[baileyizme]

i truely think it was the 7th one

[MsMimi127]

none of them because i think it was a donkey and he slept on your face...

[MusicWeLove96]

bwarrrrrrkkkk



[4forpengs]

Bacock

[497hayden]

Do a video on aids

[littleangel5555]

@stivenCabrera3 - not true but he really doesnt wear them alot lol

[StivenCabrera3]

The New Years one. lol

[laecuanena90]

The las story. I LOVE YOU DANNY!!!

[leliathorp]

aunt

[MrRobyNmck]

i think its the story of the cow



[kevinjamesmizell]

Did the cow have herpes?

[TenaciousGamers960]

was it the story about sucking bukerk

[BOT101st]

Auntie one was true me thinks... happened with me... sad face..

NOW I GET THE FUCKERS NEAR MY EYE LIDS >:(

[littleangel5555]

no shirt.....again lol

[StivenCabrera3]

@littleangel5555 He never has a shirt on.

[Luke2712Queen]

1:50 he sounds and looks like Lars Ulrich :L

[yomamathatswut]

ur gonna fucking dance, now , bitch

[gnevzmaja]

Danny, do a report on ManBearPig, it is very important that people are aware of it.

[TheAnusMonkey]

Danny, my good sir, I watch your videos because they make me giggle little school girl giggles, but lets be serious. Your Science and logice on the world is fantastic, But one thing has been mindboggling me for days. If teflon doesn't stick to anything, how do they infact get the teflon onto the pan? >.< Mindboggling.

[AkisColdplay]

Danny please help me, I am a devoted lemondrop that needs your help!

So, my crush has friendzoned me and she can't see me in a different way than a friend...! All guys have gone through that and we need you to talk about it and give advice in the next report!

Thanks Danny, keep making us happy!