Andrew Eisen's 1000 Subscriber Celebration Spectacular!

[gunteen8]

Your voice is sexy.

[thepwnis]

I had to pause several times throughout this to keep my pants dry...

[yamcha111]

Have a penis day :)

[cowmilk9999]

Why yes, I did in fact enjoy your penis, thank you.

[mnementh818]

I laughed so hard I started to cry.

[BlazeTheDoja]

this is amazing 

[sonicssidekick]

1:20

[DANKIDYD]

... Penis head can be a noun.

[Surfur16]

I laughed so hard.

[JustExtreme]

incredible

[RGDcommentnode]

I knew it was going to be good when I heard "petting zoo."

Wow, sometimes the word penis really fits! Llama with the penis neck!

[TheBlackBritt]

My mom walked in right when Suzy grabbed her dad's penis. That was hard to explain.

[pastadam]

That was so awesome

[MasterShake43]

oh dear god. i cried too.

[BigBen9719]

Lost it at 3:15

[FrostyJosh8]

i cried

[Sevenyxxtimes7xx]

1:18 My body is ready.

[michaeljacksoned]

Oh my. I am in tears. That was excellent.

[TheBlackBritt]

more of theese!

[TheHuntdaw]

Suzie walked over to a goat and gently stroke it's penis head.

Me: 0_0

[TheBlackBritt]

i laughed so hard i passed out.

[BackupFruit]

Normal Man: "You want penis? I'll give you penis."

Me: "Ew, gay."

This guy: "You want penis? I'll give you penis."

Me: "I'm ok with this."

[Holseti]

I'm 21, and this is the hardest I've laughed in a while. I'm so proud of myself.

[Yommankey]

Oh god, my sides!

I'm crying right now.

[pete4394]

penis fingers in the penis cream pie O.o

[bjtbjtbjtfffff]

1:18

i came.

[REIVAJ2194]

lol!!!!!!!!



[zackTHEotherWIZERD]

oh my god, that was hilarious.

[Physorac]

Spat my drink everywhere at 2:16...

[thedude97000]

lololololol

[Bleepblue]

It was all fun and games until she shook her penis.

[cheater87]

Best mad lib EVER!!!!

[TerraGamerX]

Wow, his awesome voice and straight face makes this all the more awesome XD

[CheeseDoskias]

I'm still trying to decide which animal I'd like to penis first.

[TheRandomYTAccount]

I've never laughed so hard at a video in my life! XD (Oh god what has the internet done to me)

[SuppliesAttack]

Turn on Transcribe Audio

Go to 1:20

[ToNotification]

The word should have been vagina

[DogiTheWallcrusher]

Guess he uses it like a sundial

[pete4394]

XD MY GOD!!! I'M DYING!!! XD

[Mynameisnotooo]

I am so childish for laughing at it.

Doesn't mean I'm going to stop anytime soon. Because penis.

[trago1337]

hears to 100 more dude!

[halberdierv2]

ehh.... that's what happens when you leave the internet to fill a mad lib.

honestly...

[sirmel11]

You're one fucked up person.

[snaredrums123]

PENIS CREME PIE

[Gauphastus]

Nintendo, why won't you let me give you my penis?

[Starwars4J]

While I enjoyed this video, I was somewhat disappointed that there was no use of noisemakers.

[Olly613]

So glad I watched that, thanks Andrew! You're the penis... I mean best!

[Jimbobbubbaloothe3rd]

That was hilarious.

[VirtualJudgement]

This made my day lol

[exxo2552]

Quite a penis penis you've got there.

[icecool1065]

Penis.

[R9107]

Anyone count how many times he's said penis?

[Pokelucelop]

i never knew that i would tear up at the word "penis"

[moochieman7]

someone PLEASE make an animation of this story PLEASE

[Thatblack1]

@moochieman7 Working on a storyboard tonight!

[SpyGuysX]

@moochieman7 you're fucked up

[Notenoughepics]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[drkdragon01]

surprisingly... it makes perfect sense...

[ozzstriker101]

Penis

[DanJoeProductions97]

This is awesome.

[jedichris8]

I have just one word for this video.......

[DiGiFrY]

this.....this is genius...

[Indiana1337]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS PENIS!!

[natechucks]

gets 1000 subscribers

makes a video about

his penis...

whoever reads this and likes it, MAKE IT A MEME NOW!

[OriginalYTPooper]

@natechucks no thx

[Crawrla]

..my god

[roflschofel]

Penis cream pie...

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[RCMatthews93]

I swear, with a voice like that, you could talk a female in her early/mid 20's into letting you rape her without having to deal with any consequences.

[BlackMageHadoken]

I keep watching 1:17.  Too good.

[jedichris8]

@BlackMageHadoken

lol

[Vriespop]

penis

[ToNotification]

I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A REALLY LONG TIME!!!!!!! XD

[Stungun48]

I have the weirdest boner XD

[sundiata17]

i... love you, LMFAO

[SackSean]

Congratulations! I was going to ask for audio porn with your voice but this will do.

[Random1567]

This was absolutely hilarious. I haven't had this much trouble not laughing in a really, really, REALLY long time.

"She grabbed her fathers penis and dragged him to a near by food stand" is where I lost it. Lmfao

[Loknop]

"...so she grabbed her father's penis..." *extremely aroused eyebrow raise*

[0coldfinger0]

I nearly threw up.

This has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[boxenkj]

I ALMOST MADE IT TO THE END, BUT THAT LAST ONE FUCKING GOT ME

[ThePurpleSpartan]

even as a straight man, I have no problem with this talk of penis.

[JavaEFA]

Yay! This was so funny!

[Hayaishin]

Mature Comedy for your Mature Subscribers I see.

[BlackMageHadoken]

The suit is so sexy <3 You should wear it more often.

[madespy]

@BlackMageHadoken The penis is so penis c=3 You should penis it more penis.

[FatKidNom]

When you said she shook her penis, I couldn't take it anymore... THAT WAS TOO FΩ¢KING HILARIOUS hahahahaha

[natural40lololol]

@FatKidNom

>FOHMCENTKING

[cowmilk9999]

I liked that part where he said "penis"

[ChaosLord121]

I humbly penis you for the thousand penises Andrew. Hope to see more penis from you :]

[CycloneX997]

HAAH TAGS, Andrew Eisen Mad Lib penis HAHAH WHY

[Morecrowbar]

YAY BALLOONS

[finaleus]

your eyebrows are cool