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  • thumbs up if you got here from try hard ninja's extended hardline video

  • This DOES make me fell uncomfortable...

  • You don't know the power of the alphabet!

  • press 798145, James Earl Jones does not find your last comment amusing.

  • @kidschwid

    I did that and it made no sense.

    Motherfuck, judas, etc. x

  • Im at this part of youtube again hm.

  • It's really hard to masturbate to this.

  • The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the alphabet

  • this siriously makes me uncomfertable

  • tryhardninja is a boss

  • They still use this to this day.

  • I want to press the Like button, but...

  • He was doing so well until he fucked up the last one.

  • THIS IS PBS

  • Slow down, you're going too fast

  • what yr was this?

  • G is the seventh letter of the alphabet(duh), but when he says g, he does the SAME smile as when he said 7 in the other video!!!!

  • Classic! :)

    Though in watching this just now, I am struck with the realization that his teeth look exactly like the Grinch's teeth in the Rankin/Bass animated holiday special "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".

    I know, that's shallow, but it had to be said. My apologies to the great JEJ.

  • I haven't been this riveted by a performance since I saw Sir Ian McKellan read instructions on how to change a flat tire.

  • It's weird seeing him with no hair.

  • That was beyond creepy.

  • I memorised all the verses

  • why so serious?

  • U have failed me

  • I FINALLY KNOW THE ALPHABET!!!! THANK YOU JAMES EARL JONES

  • I...am your father

  • 0:27  0:43 your father!

  • It teaches kid proper pronunciation. I apprieciate it!

  • NWA!

  • "J" are you sure ?lol

  • This terrifying, don't let children see this.

  • Baaaaaaall Paaaaaaah

  • @MrTaurus000 mi 2 lol!! "god dayumn" gunner xD

  • 0:44 Yeah, I always found "M" confusing, too.

  • Press 2 and it sounds like someone's whistling.

  • This dude daddy was born 1910 and died 2006!!!!! Thats a shocking culture change!!!!

  • @goonie50 shit that is ,well my great uncle was born 1900 died 2000.

  • 1967

    

  • ctfuuu

  • why did he shoot Martin Luther King

  • @wolfticket68 it was james earl RAY

  • @BlackRose22345 it was an attempt at humor

  • Same

  • TryHardNinja sent me here!!!!!!

  • anyone else get a chill when he said v? that letter will strike fear a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

  • i bet those kids learned everything well

  • Wtf is M? lol at 44

  • anyone else noticed his teeth and been like wtf?

  • Love his expression when he says p

  • I love how he said L like he was unsure.

  • EYE ;)

  • I think this is the definition of that saying about a great actor/voice reciting the telephone directory and making it into a spellbinding performance.

  • Mustafa!!! King Lear 

  • his facial expression makes him look exactly like The Annoying Orange

  • I liked it when he said G.

  • M?

  • Funny all the way through.

  • I just saw a video of him reciting Shakespeare, then I see THIS.

  • Mufasa

  • Holy shit this is scary.

  • lol wtf

  • Tryhard

  • L?!?

  • @boapu L is for LUKE & LEIA!! xD

  • He has the scariest mouth ever. It is terrifying to watch his mouth. Goodbye, sleep. Goodnight, moon.

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  • his teeth scare the shit out of me

  • @vedicardi lmao. that's funny.

  • at 0:38 he definitely forgot which letter came next in the alphabet and had to look

  • @TheRevmack i know right.

  • CHOCOLATE RAIIIN

  • omg he's like 12 years old!!!

  • 21 clone troopers never learned their alphabet.

  • Now you say it! SAAAAAYYYYY IT!

  • This is pretty scary...

  • He sure is fine :)

  • This could very well be the manliest recitation of the alphabet in human history.

  • His eyebrows have their own agenda.

  • The guy's teeth, eyes, and baldness remind me of PENNYWISE THE CLOWN

  • @Ved0000 The guy's being James Earl Jones reminds me of AWESOME

  • Ell? O.o

  • Did this guy like copy tay zonday??? He saounds just like heem!

  • @djdirtbag514 lol "this guy" was loong before Tay zonday haha, but you're right their voices are pretty similar.

  • @djdirtbag514 What are you retarded? This is James Earl Jones in a video from more than than twenty years ago, he's Tay Zonday is no older than 20 years.

  • This is CNN

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  • B..... I am your fathaaa !!!

  • This looks like a horror film

  • When you're sitting expecting 'zed' and he says 'zee' it really screws with you.

  • "T" is for "Ten Trillion Teeth."

  • So this is how Morgan Freeman and LaFontaine learned the alphabet.

  • omg this is so exciting

    the tension after M and N is overwhelming

    i shat a brick

  • Ya Very Creeppppyyyyyyyyy!!!! Wired how Teeth can do That!!!

  • funny...and creepy

  • He could've started with Q and said "I have altered the alphabet. Pray I don't alter it any further!!"

  • @lucioustofu Hahaha! That one made my day.

  • Apparently, Sesame Street liked having black dudes recite the alphabet - James Earl Jones, Lou Rawls, Bill Cosby, Jackie Robinson, Richard Pryor...did I forget anyone? lol

  • I saw this before; it ends with Z.

  • @matthewdolezal1 I wish I had watched the whole thing before I read your comment. It totally ruined the ending for me. hehe

  • @matthewdolezal1 Curse you! why did you spoil it! I hadn't seen this one yet!

  • Lord Vader back to the school.

  • Didn't he laugh at the end of this??

    Scared the Be~Jesus out of me as a kid!

  • T = Grinch face 1:09

  • Why did this disturb me but make me laugh at the same time?

  • @maskking2 dunno, but you tell me... and we'll both know! LOL

    I found the same.....

  • Thulsa Doom says GEEE

  • @malbecks316 Despite being the voice for Vader I always remember him as Thulsa, Thulsa was the awesome

  • Mavelous! I thought "L" sounded like a question...

  • and then he kills you

  • i dindent know that sesemy street was this old

  • ty tryhard ninja just what i wanted to see on a cold winters morning

  • This sounds exactly like those Texas Instrument Speak and Spells. Remember those people?

  • golly gee willickers i loved this!!

  • How many kids were scarred for life before he even made it to the letter "Q" ?

  • hahahahah the way he looks over to the side as if to see what letter was next and is like "L?!"

  • TryHardNinja sent me here lol

  • when he says O, it looks like he is trying to sucking a dick

  • @TheJonnyboy10 Not sure whether to vote up or down on that.

  • TryHardNinja sent me

  • @Panda12K we are all trying very hard to be ninjas like try hard ninja who is a ninja who tries very hard

  • Since he's using body language to indicate the letters of the alphabet, what exactly is he doing with his right hand at "J"?

  • This video is oddly disturbing. I can't quite put my finger on it.

  • L? Like he's never seen the letter before!

    He was confinced his middle name was "Ear" for some portion of his life.

  • this is CNN

  • I came here after I watched the Lol video. After he said L i thought he said O. Anyone else likes how he lights up when he gets to G. And how it looks like he forgot what comes after K.

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  • this guy should do a cover of chocolate rain.

  • Every sith lord started from here

  • @raawron lmao

  • I love how he's more enthusiastic about some letters than others. lol

  • @Nuraluralura lol ahaahhhahhaahha

  • okay guys, put your hands up if you skipped most of the video

  • Is he reading a teleprompter?

  • Thumbs up if TryHardNinja sent you here!

  • best voice ever

  • I think you really need to be on crystal meth to truly appreciate this video.

  • This is right out of eraserhead...

  • i love how he seems at the autocue at 0:38

    k... LINE?

  • he is so stoned...

    "I felt him"

    hehe, alphamabet...

  • <3 G

  • The letter t as in teeth! XD

  • Kids would be to scared to forget it! I say make them watch it.

  • o_o Omg the smile... GET IT AWAY OMG GET IT AWAYYY. I J K He just said I JOKE :D

  • Ppppppppppppppppplpppppppppppp­pplppppppppppppppplppppppppppp­ppppppppppppppppppppppplpppppp­ppppppppppppplpppppppppppppplp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppplppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppplppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp­ppppppppppppppppppp

  • 0.39

    Did he forget what was after K? :P

  • You have failed me for the last time

  • kids better learn it or hes going to force choke them.

  • THE ALPHABET IS INSIGNIFICANT TO THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dude where did you get this

  • Dude where did you get this

  • His voice reminds me of Tay Zonday

  • L ????

  • V for Vader

  • I Eye Captain!

  • Chocolate rain.

  • @Silvermoth2

    Referring to the JE as simply "a man" is like referring to Optimus Prime as a mean of transportation.

  • WTF This is the True Sith! Look how mad he is!

  • He's not reciting the alphabet, he's MAKING the alphabet... What a man.

  • The ability to destroy a planet is nothing compared to the power of literacy.

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  • CNN

  • EYE ;)

  • lol  ahahahahahahahaha

  • I find your lack of basic understanding of the alphabet disturbing.

  • @Roughneck152 Impressive, most impressive.

  • His lightsaber's like a V the way it comes after U.

  • Lmfaoo why did he look away to say L like he didnt know it was coming up

  • And now i cant sleep

  • I think the speed is because it's a little kids show and the face is because he has a pretty awful stutter, or at least had. Perhaps he was concentrating. Still kind of creepy though.

  • If I was a little kid and saw this,I would never,EVER sleep again. lol

  • He's going so slow, it's like he can't remember what comes next, and the director is holding up cue cards for each letter.

  • I liked that he smiled when he said H :)