Kevin Bloody Wilson DILLIGAF

[93DOL]

He's meant to be coming to Kettering 17th October this year in Northamptonshire where I live

[bazzamataz72]

when good comedians go to shit

[RogerVhees]

Exams in 4 hours, it's 4.30 in the morning and listening to this. I fucking suck but DILLIGAF about university?

[POKEMONSTER64]

If Ya think Kevs a Great Aussie, Post a comment saying so. If not... well... D I L L I G A F???

[aza1455]

Lol love ya Kevin!!!!!

[mroutdoorsy]

awesome

[wattosacrim]

Classic aussie !

[juankeir]

@kickazz29 lol not a yank dickhead......

[ScottACNohea]

This may be Aussie English, but this is beautifully well-put even to these American ears......

[juankeir]

typical aussie knob head. about as funny as a kick in the balls. all assuies are from convict stock so who cares what they think!!!

[kickazz29]

@juankeir spoken like a true stereotypical Yank!

[allymadbear]

Sorry to say to all fans that I know kev and he said he is retiring after his uk tour next year

[AshArcherMusic]

@allymadbear damn, i missed getting to see him D:

[13itchlet]

I like this song, it matches my tattoo!!

[TheFermanagh]

Express yourself freely, say FUCK!

[crazyboi007]

44 people are the ones this song was made for

[MegaRavenDominator]

agreed

[gwyn0359]

so funny and I have to agree with him

[timhorpo]

KBW 4 President!!!!

[ScottACNohea]

@timhorpo I could go for an Aussie Prez...:-)

[Rob01978]

Stephen Lynch is pretty good...modern style of 'Kevin bloody Wilson'

[MrTillyfloss]

this guys on his last uk tour next year already got my tickets if you dont get to see him dilligaf

[kickazz29]

@MrTillyfloss when next year?

[MrTillyfloss]

@kickazz29 late next year at venues all over the uk check out his website

[rubbishrider861]

hahahaha:L i heard tim minchin mention this guy so i thought i'd look him up, he's actually quite funny:P haha

[Bouser]

42 people give a fuck

[LargePeas]

SHADOW LADY

[DropkickGorillaz]

I Say This When My Tutor Shouts At Me

[Dannyboy3333able1]

d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f do i look like i get a fuck d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f

[BASKETBALLJEZUS]

rodney carrington is waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy better ;)

[kickazz29]

@BASKETBALLJEZUS DILLIGAF



[BreakingNorthampton]

Imma say this to my teachers

[Matty3961]

Should be australian national anthem

[talitim]

Yeah, I like it. This should be the USA national anthem lol

[MrTurkyray]

no one does it like kev

[IL0veWentworthMiller]

fuckin legend!!!!!!! i love you kev

[walenski2404]

Kevin was a strange little boy.

[IL0veWentworthMiller]

@walenski2404 D I L L I G A F , U R THE WEIRDO

[whiteleyphd]

LOL...funny connection 2BIKERS ALL, whether good, bad or ugly-nasty-bad bikers!!..:-) There's no PC (political-correctness)--in being a BIKER!!...as it's their chosen way BIKERS R! Don't shame them or judge them, as they R the way they R, simply due 2the SinsOfMankind, re: anger, lust, greed, slothness, envy, pride & glouttney! "Judge not, 4U2 shall B judged," as luv can/shall B the saving grace & mercy under Christ's name & as Christ's luving approach 2our fellow human (spiritual) being, Amen!

[MsDD360]

to all the comments on hur: DILLIGAF :D

[MrLukepender]

DILLIGAF SO TOTALLY ROCKS!!!!

[barbs19788]

i said DILLIGAF to a bitch at work today

[jodicoady]

I LMAO at DILLAGAF

[wheaty1980]

cant say cunt in canada

[splatteredfroggie]

KBW you fucking rule mate!! Get ya ass back to WA

[missmousey96]

imma stick a DILLIGAF on my hat more offten :D

[wwechampion778]

chapter 26 verse 2 in the book of DILLIGAF says. If u have a problem with me, u can kiss my tattood ass :)

[stewthefarmer]

love this kevin

[gibsonguy86]

this is why the word loves ireland.

[d1bobbyg]

@gibsonguy86

hey buddy i love the irish myself, but he's an Ausssie mate :)) g'day

[nixxie]

@gibsonguy86 WOW! Learn your accents, mate. :-/

[scat1a]

cheers .pmsl..

[cathal627]

Doesn't get much better than this!!!

[mecvnm1]

AWESOME LOVE IT

[xteri18]

awesome



[TheDranny50ish]

cheers mate again. it's so simple it's fuckin aus fuck the fuckin world we are fuckin OZ DILLIGAF(THE NAME OF MY 200 ACRES)

[TheDranny50ish]

cheers mate again

[fjbutch]

What a classic. He is performing in our town as we speak.... cool...

[alexrider412]

Kaina777 is so awesome. she is epic on piano, violin and guitar lol

[TheKelvinator31]

i want one of those t-shirts

[dragonkiller589]

is there not a law on people cant be this funny

[DrRocky356]

DILLIGAF has pretty much become a motto between me and me and my mates if you like this on you should try some of his other songs

[TheDranny50ish]

YES

[donthatecozimpretty]

sooooo funny!!!! :) xx

[Nautypaw]

i think he should be Australia's prime minister, he would be awesome, one song put the best answer for almost any situation

[kickazz29]

36 people dislike this.  I have one word for that...DILLIGAF!!

[sk8erproductions1]

@kickazz29 is that 8 words haha

[MrXtreemo]

@kickazz29 DILLIGAF

[markshaw59]

thats just what I think about the royal wedding.

[SlipKnoTfreak1456]

@markshaw59 fuking agree with that, who fuking cares about the cunts aye

[lizichell2]

@markshaw59 TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!

[FormerlyMrBean667]

35 people give a fuck.

[helenluvskitty]

Love this song. :)

[MegaGameplayer99]

got my shirt

[672119]

you know i just finished read he book ti was great stuff 

[sparky525]

no wonder why the world thinks Australians are all bogans

[pungooer]

@sparky525 Have to disagree, I have travelled extensively and they certainly don't think we are bogans. They find us fascinating. Real Aussies have character and are not all hung up on polictical correctness. We are a happy fun loving race of people who live in one of the most beautiful places on earth. The only thing we have done wrong is let a lot of shitheads into this country who bring all their dramas here and try to impose their crap on us eg muslims and their fucking stupid head gear !

[sparky525]

@pungooer i agree with you to a point.

[pungooer]

@sparky525 Thanks Sparky. We all need to desperately hang on to the culture that is "Australia" . We are letting people of other races come over here (some invited some not ) and impose their ideas on us. While we have the chance we need to stand united and tell these people you are in our country and this is the way we do things here. If they don't like it then they can piss off back to where they came from. Kevin Wilson is not for everyone but he at least is one of us. Proud Australian.

[blinkyourdead1]

@pungooer i so agree if our woman go over to a foriegn countrie they have to wear those stupid outfits and comply with there rules well we should have some like no towels

[pungooer]

@blinkyourdead1 Yes you are correct.Cheers

[MrMytoones]

@sparky525 i totally agree with you fella. im a brit, { for my sins } the aussies/new zealanders are so down to earth, love em for it and their humour { kev youre a fucking legend } and as for the "ragheads" shoot all the terrorist fuckers man :}

[blinkyourdead1]

@MrMytoones all i can say is lol

[blinkyourdead1]

@MrMytoones here in australia we love british comedy and australian

[hal82s14]

excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[karalunas1]

got my hat!

[ijones8]

Have to say rodney rude is up there with kevin bloody wilson too

[saladin92]

i like how all the audience singing along are thick voiced males lol

[Point27Edited]

Song [ x ]

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Said in any other language - Awsome.

[celticcrazy88]

genius..cudnt get enuf of our kevin

[Ukledge]

i wiil mate cheers

[newtonscat]

Here in the UK I'd like to see the Albert Hall filled with certain foreigners who have achieved positions of "authority and influence" in our society listening to this ... I wonder if they'd laugh? If you wanna get arrested and cautioned here in london just swear at a foreigner who has the "upper hand" and is determined to assert himself/herself over us "locals".

[Markmarch16]

Yep.....Most of you blokes are right. I recon he should be the latest acquisition of the Liberal Party, only to try and get Labor out of parliament & politics mind you...... Goooooo Kev you're a bloody legend mate!!!!!!!

[Ukledge]

OMG tht is soo funny dillygaf say it agin dillgaf

[Shal3000]

@Ukledge just find a place that puts stuff on T-Shirts and get one made.

[scotgig]

@Shal3000

eBay does a great wee range of dillies!

He's saved me responding in ways that could only have resulted in a punch-up on many occasions - pointing to the dillie saves the day every time :-)

[saladin92]

there should be a D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. t-shirt. I would buy it as soon as it comes out

[littleaussierippa]

@saladin92 Kev sells them at his shows and hats as well. You should check his website, I'm sure you could buy one there.

[oddboi01]

next time a teacher is giving me crap im gonna say DILLIGAF and run off

[DilligafOxford]

I can't wait for Kev to come back to UK

[douwe23]

I've got a tattoo that says DILLIGAF !!!!!!

[cardjesus]

i want a hat saying D I F F I G A F

[tunksdube]

Wonderfully witty! I find his brusque, vernacular style highly appealing. An example of genuine comedic whimsy!

Three cheers to Sir K. B. Wilson OBE, PhD, ABC it's as easy as 123!

[Alex29Black]

when i went to lancelin we saw kevin there and we went to his house he had a sign saying disgrace land and he was talking to us and he gave me his signature on a sticker wich said dont blame me i voted for kevin bloody wilson and a picture of him pointing the finger and he gave us a picture

[antikill1235]

One of the guys I used to work with wrote DILLIGAF on his hard hat when he was told that the director of the company was going to inspect the site. Also had ****** Survivor logo on it (out wit, out last, out the door), on the other side.

[evalovin]

Just heard about this guy the other day on the Opie & Anthony XM Satellite Show. I'm an American, this guy is pure fuckin genius. I wish that the American Media didn't have a stick up their asses, and more people like this guy were living and performing in the United States.

[MrAtheistman]

i want a dilligaf hat

[oldysrg8]

I'm a 64 year old Yank, and I love all this comedic humor, and how can people frown on any humor especially today, and how is seems the world is spinning, out of control. Keep it goin Mate!

[hydra8]

@hharch DILLIGAF

[theannoyinorange4eva]

I went to see him live n he was amazing he is a genius for thinking of dilligaf I think it is one of his best songs but so is his new Christmas song hehe x

[bbqstud]

Hey @2touchstone WTF go over to Iraq and spread your hate....or...are you already there??? If you don't like it don't watch it...ya fuckin' Wanker

[michael41717]

jokez

[bigwull78]

2 the 31 people dilligaf 

[isabellehaines1]

he sweared 18 times haha

[SuperSpiglet]

we listened to this on rugby tour i thought it was hilarious

[jayden385]

he kinda looks like Chuck Noris?

[jesslovesseany]

carl barron, kevin bloody wilson, rodney rude.... gods of comedy and there ausie... ftw.

[itsmoi692007]

How can anyone dislike this song

[Witchfan4eva]

What's the point in starting hate on *this* videos comment thread. You should all know that the reply you'll get back is DILLIGAF. And Kevin Bloody Wilson is a bloody genius! :D

[96rattray]

!!!!!!! kevin for prime minister !!!!!!!!

[lukebriggs911]

Legend

[Rockape593]

Wonderful

[macaulaymurray123]

Dilligaf

[wardy638]

total dilligaf no nationality is immune lurrrve it keep it up seen kev 5 times always funny even when i cringe lol 

[chipmunkkiller]

30 people give a fuck

[sammieebee86]

do i look like i give a fuck dilligaf ? get funnier every time i hear it

[MrBaggy69]

i got sent a link to one of wilson's song and all i can say is

BLOODY LUVIE BRUCE.!! the nearest we have to this is roy "chubby " brown

but even he pales compared to this

hope he comes to the uk soon :- i wanna ticket

[anzacwarrior]

FCK yer

[dildomerchant]

farken aussie or what,

[sc0ttyboy]

I fucken love kevin at the age of 6 i was listening to this funny bastard! love him

[roythefish]

@sc0ttyboy the kid he swears a bit eh ???? ha ha

[slinkymermaid]

absoultely brilliant lol

[damez123]

how can anyone dislike this?!

[thatginnyisamidget]

i love australians

[1994cg]

@thatginnyisamidget Thanks we love you too!!!

[no1prop]

@hharch what about his use of the word CUNT?

You said "doggie-do's" and you're accusing the people who like this stuff of not being smart?

[RubberSi]

I think some people are a bit to stupid to realise this is comedy. FFS "No wonder we get Crap Governments!" Err, dick 'ed, do you think we in the UK think people believe that Roy Chubby Brown is the face of Britain? No. It's a laugh. I've got a pretty high IQ and I came across (Pardon the phrase!) KBW about 20 years ago. I like most of his stuff, and yeah he's making some money. Good on him. I've also seen Chubby Brown, again he's a laugh. So is Billy Connolly, Peter Kay and Omid Djalili

[MateuszDraco]

@hharch read this: DILLIGAF?

btw is Captain Obvious your hero?

[MrCioffi07]

thats a nice song mate nice acent

[ObsurdityReformed17]

@hharch

If you dislike this song as much as you have implied, then why have you commented on it? It seems to me that someone of your Linguistic " superiority" wouldn't waste the time.Thank you oh- so- much, for putting us low brow F-word loving hooligans in our places. We could not have survived without your profound reprimand. ( in case you failed to grasp, I used a bit of sarcasm you solipsistic prick)

[CIAfreak]

@hharch You were one of the two goof-shits in the Featherbrain Championship weren't ya? I shoot more brain-cells across yer girlfriend's face then you have in your entire cranial cavity. The point is: We like Kev's humour. If you don't piss off ya feckin' cunt! DILLIGAF

[ChrisMATE14]

Next time a pom says to me, "Australia was founded by the poms" im gonna say DILLIGAF and slap one of those fuck off were full stickers on the back of my car.

[Gekk071]

@hharch Thank you for illustrating Kevin's point. :-P

[tgmcrad]

@hharch

i am sorry if this is all a bit too lowbrow for you. Having said that no one is forcing you to watch it so why don't you leave your comments elsewhere fuckstain because no one here gives a flying fuck what you think.

[TheBobdown69]

@hharch LULZ...American, right?

[ObsurdityReformed17]

@hharch

I happen to be a person of moderately high intelligence and IQ, and I find this song hilarious. I can't believe you have commented twice on a video you dislike so strongly. You are certainly putting a lot of time into commening about a song you care nothing about. Yeah... And WE'RE the buffoons....

[rockape560]

diilgaf fecking brillant

[rockape560]

hes bloddy briialnt...thats from n ireland ...be on the walls soon

[mickned]

Met Kev back in '89 I think in Wangaratta ......me mum not too happy with his autograph on the t-shirt I bought at his concert ! Aarrrrrr fuck.....go Kev !

[lanky00100]

this is epic :D

[robertlong2233]

This Song is really funny , It speaks to me.

[HasBothNutz]

There is a TNA wrestler that uses this as his gimmick, but he has the "Book of Dilligaf." His name, Shannon Moore.

[joshbaker17]

Thanks to my mate Jai for this one. I have loved Kevin Bloody Wilson for 20 years.

[Tharealbigmike408]

LOL !

[shazdingle]

no hillarious and fantastic!

[TheUnuseable]

Omg Hilarious

[wattlez5]

love it,

[cathal627]

God bless Kevin Bloody Wilson

[parkhurstkevin]

i fucked kevins sister

[onechip01]

@parkhurstkevin good for you mate! was she good? For I gotta say me and me mates thoroughly enjoyed fucking your mother!!!! Found it a little disturbing though, when she started calling out your name. Just prior to climaxing.......

[MrRob648]

DILLIGAF...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILE SAY IT A GEN... DILLIGAF

[vampireknightloverrr]

lol



[sjpaglia]

@2Touchstone.... who cares, its fun escapism

[plasticsman10]

This song is fucking great, everytime someone tries to piss me off i always say DILLIGAF :-)

[scooter94100]

fuck hes funny

[chipkin9]

Do Do I Do I Look Do I Look Like Do I Look Like I Do I Look Like I Give Do I Look Like I Give A Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck Do I Look Like I Give A Do I Look Like I Give Do I Look Like I Do I Look Like Do I Look Do I Do

[7cpsilly7]

@chipkin9 someone was bored

[TheBeans8u]

@chipkin9

well done, im trying to find a song, i dont know the name but one of the lines is:

all my life, ive been missin

your left tit, cause the right ones missin

anyone help out with the song name?

oh yeah, yeah thats the one i used to piss on, was another part of the song

(old oak tree)

[chipkin9]

@TheBeans8u have been searching for the song you are looking for (I haven't heard it before, but it sounds funny)

I think it seems to be a spoof of a buddy holly song called "oh boy" Which goes "all my love, all my kissing you don't know what you've been missing, oh boy!

The song name I found for the one you typed was "The Misheard" I don't know if it's right and don't know who sings it but you can check about.

Could you help me find Kevs "pussy tircks"? Used to have it, but cant get it

[roythefish]

@TheBeans8u its Nigel krap ....NIGEL fuckin legend . brill song mate

[edaj84]

@TheBeans8u Nigel crackatinni Aboriginal legend

[xxxx30pack]

cool

[Myles1975]

Cool