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  • Man has explored deep space even landed on the moon but if your wife goes yes its in me bag you go right you fuckin get it out i'm not going in there i've seen things go in there and they ain't come out :D lmfao

  • GUESS!!!!!! HA HA HA

  • his shoes...

  • lee evans is so funny lol

  • wheres part 1

    

  • Lol legend!!!

  • Ohh denon lol

  • 3:46 - 4:13

    HELLO, MY NAMES KEITH!

    I LIKE POLYTHENE BAGS! HA HA!

    SUCKING WINDOWS! HA HA HA!

    GEESE! HA HA HA!

    SOMETYMS I LIKE 2 PICK ME NOSE AND WIPE IT UNDER THE CHAIR!

    AND AS U CAN C FROM MY PHOTOGRAPH, MY KNOB IS 5 FOOT 6! HA HA HA!

    (PMSL)

  • Eternalpyre01 it is not sucking windows its sucking weeners

  • @DeathDetector its windows liten to it carefully!

  • keith's nob is taller than me! xD

  • Call now for a wank

  • I Love this man!!!

  • Sucking windows, OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Disappearing into a handbag? Yup, that's me in a nutshell. 

  • looooooooooooooooooool loooooooooooool 

  • this is soo funny !!!1

  • He sweats a lot but I laugh my sides off whenever I watch one of his videos!

  • PUT THE FUCKING KETTLE ON!!! lmaoooo Oh My Days!!! my nan does that :P

  • maybe there is a loose on the murderer.

  • My name is keith hahahaha love that part.

  • because your worth it!!

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  • Hello, 'me names Keith.. I like polythene bags aha.. Sucking Window's, aha.... Geese. ahahaa. Sometime's I like too pick my nose, and wipe it under the chair.. And as you can see in my display picture, my knob is 5 foot 6.

  • watching this. …while on facebook.

  • @stacysplaylist while having a wank lol

  • Breaking news..............AAAHHHH ! .

  • His body language is genius

  • have a lock jaw watching him laughing so much

  • 'i have some terrible news'

    MY HAIR IS SO BOUNCY, BECAUSE YOUR WORTH IT.

    'there is a murderer on the loose'

    OHH DENAN.

  • he brightened up my shite day. ty for uploading

  • Yeah keep it down love that's lovleu

  • you dont want a coly flower nob  >.<

  • you dont want a coly flower nob  >.<

  • oooo denon

    

  • eating your tea..?? :') @5:00

  • 10:45 - 10:57...I loled so hard XD

  • Call now...FOR A WANK!

  • MY HAIR IS SO BOUNCY COZ YOUR WORTH IT there is a murder on da loose OOOOOOOOO DENON!!! funny stuff man!

  • What do you think it is?! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, HMMMMM?! ...I don't know!

  • Call now - FOR A WAAAAAANK!!!!!!!! :O

  • "Dere's a murdra on da lewse,

    dere's a murdra on da lewse."

    Fuck, you got your nan 'round:-

    "Dere's a murdra on the lewse!"

    >:O

  • my hair is so bouncy! Cuz ur worth it. LOL

  • he moves around to much , now kevin hart and kevin james is funny

  • Like if your on facebook right now!

  • Eating your tea XD

  • hhahahaha<o shit this is good

  • Will I put de kettle on haha

  • call now for a wank haha LMFAO 

  • ‎"Hello me names Keith, i like polythene bags, sucking windows, geese, sometimes i like to pick me nose and wipe it under the chair, and as you can see by my photograph my nob is 5 ft 6

  • "ooo den en"

  • ctrl w speeds is up its so funny

  • hahaa when he said everyones on facebook now i literally just logged onto facebook

  • Just press 2...XD

  • ooh denon

    Classic

  • i love him :)

  • he is very good at fake burping

  • People who dislike lee evan, or this vid nned to know about comerdy lol

  • Amazing :-D

  • press 8 over and over

  • @churchy619 what for

  • Call now FOR A WAAAANK

  • Oi I said GINSTERZ lmaoo hahaha!!!!!!!

  • "thats a bad bacteria coming out that is"

  • @cillik1 it's a yogurt drink

  • The sound he makes at 8:54... :''D

  • Love his walk :)

  • am i the only one having problems loading this goddam fuckin vid

  • What's that dennon (or however you spell it) stuff? I was wondering what on earth it could be and have no freaking clue :P Please enlighten me!

  • CALL NOW for a waaaaaank

  • "PUT THA FUCKING KETTLE ON!"

  • And there's something about mary too

  • ha ha ha ah ahahha the 1911 button is great with this vid in the start

  • MY HAIR IS SO BOUNCY!

  • About time you got a wireless microphone Lee :L hilarious voice

  • whatdya think it is hmmm???

  • ooh denen (8)

  • 'Hello me names Keith'

  • "COuld you shut up luv I'm tryin' to concentrate here for crying out LOUD!!" lmao haha

  • James bond "I'll Raise You" "Oh Fucking will you?! Well i'll raise you me kebab!" lmfao

  • wzz mm ffkin mmmuuubbiille

  • Cuz there's a murderer on the loose... ooh danon!

  • 7:57 HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • This geezer is amazing..i aint laughed so hard in years......

  • OHMIGOD!!! Shall I put the kettle on??? HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!

  • My hair is so bouncy.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • .....HELP MAAAAAY!

  • Lee Evans is the best stand up performer I've ever seen. And I watch alot of stand up.

  • What exactly is Dennen?

  • @SirDJMuziek danone. it's some dairy brand, with an advertising jingle that goes "oooh, danone".

  • @hazface Oho, Danone. Odd pronunciation.

  • Ooo denan haha.  Burghh oo denan Pmsl legend!! Watch face at 5:05!!

  • woow legend ;)

  • I love him, soooooooooooooooo funny.

  • I must be psychic cause there I was thinking you're a tosser & it turns out you fackin' are ;-)

  • theres only a handful of comedians i know that you still get the same laughs everytime you watch them. lee evans definately falls in2 this category. hes got a wicked take on everyday events. hes a UK carl barron

  • " I've got some grave news, but first My Hair Is So Bouncy!! .... Cause your worth it.

  • hello my names keith

    i like polethyne bags

    sucking windows

    gees

    sometimes i like to pick my nose and whop it under the chair

    and as you can see by my photo my knob is 5ft 6

    'you dint want to put your face on that photo?'

    nah im worred about identify theft :L:L!

  • @iloveyaaax you forgot the NYYAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

  • *fart* oh dennon

    Lee evans is awesome

  • he is awesome

  • roflmfao - "What do you think it is HMMMMMMM?!" hahaha, i died laughing

  • Why does he always make his legs go funny when hes pretending to be somebody?

  • @ForecastofPeace Yeah its funny though his legs go like rubber when he does an impression :P

  • Deal or no BOOM? heh?

  • Hello My names Keith , I like polathene bags Aha Suckin Windows Aha ...Geese Aha , SometimesILikeToPickMyNoseAndW­ipeItUnderTheChair

    LMAO!!

  • This Video Has 55 Dislikes

    Who The Fuck In Their Right Mind Wouldnt Like This

  • @AceSkylark the 55 people are the people who wouldn't like this :)

  • ''Ooo.. danon... the fuck is that stuff. I think its the noise you make after youve eaten it. Brpp, Oohh Danon.'' xD My tummy hurts because im laughing that much :'D

  • I think Lee Evans is almost a dead ringer for Frank Spencer (Michael Crawford) from "Some mothers do 'ave em"

  • Did anyone else's freeze at 06:58 ?

  • @hayesctfc naa

  • Why dont they just say it...

    Call now FOR A WAAAAAANK

    lMAO

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  • His Roadrunner Tour starts next year :) going to see him in september CAN NOT WAIT :)

  • lol

    

  • But first this ; My hair is so bouncy!! *bounces hair* ; There is a murderer on da loose~ Ooo dennon.

    LOL!!!!

  • Lee Evans you ledgend :'] You never fail to make me laugh

  • Lee Evans you make a great actor for Yoda. HHRRRMMMM

  • "What do you think it is? HRMMMMMM?!"

    "HELP MEEEEE!"

  • 05:51 haha fuckin priceless! love the sound he makes haha :P

  • "i was just thinking about her and she called."

    "What so when you're not thinking about anyone and noone calss, is that really fuckin spooky aswell??"

  • my hair is so bouncy 'cause you're worth it. there's a murderer on the loose... OOOH DANONE.

  • hello my names keith

  • "Dere's ay murderuh on da lewse."

  • @Infuru Oooo dennen.

  • "My arse is your command!" XD

  • 55 people meant "now DIS i LIKE"

  • @connorrrrOx hahahahahaha i spent about 2 minutes laughing at your comment

    and THEN i got it LMAO

  • Love it when he says 'Help Me! at the end :D

  • 10:23 I'll raise you me keBAB!!!!!

  • call now ... FOR A WANK!!!!!!

  • "How do you feel like that er...Anal Annie!!!" LEGENDARY!

  • Ooh dennon

  • What do you think it is hmmmm? i dont knowwww What do you think it is hmmmmmm? helppp meeee . so funny

  • oh dont slap it about like that

  • @emoduuuude dont want a cauliflower nob, know what im saying :L:L

  • *Will you please let me finish a fucking sentence?*

    *She disappears for a WEEK N HALF!*

    *I am not going in there!*

    *I said Ginsters*

    *I must be psycic because i thought you were a tossar and it turns out you fucking are!*

    *BREAKING NEWS!*

    *PUT THE FUCKING KETTLE ON!*

    *

  • 'There's a murderer on the loose...Ooh Dennon!'

    LOLOLOLOLO!

  • call now for a wank!!!! hahahahaha

  • call now for a wank!!!! hahahaahah

  • Lee Evans is really one of THE best. But sadly never heard about him from anyone. [Just saw him in two movies 'there's something about mary' and 'medallion'] but few weeks ago stumbled onto his clips and have to say he's extraordinary and the world needs to discover him. As I see he's only popular inside UK.

    Ibtee from Pakistan.

  • @IbteeDApunisher Thank you my friend, good to see other countries realise his true skill in comedy. He is amazing by far my favourite comedian, please spread the word friend!

  • @IbteeDApunisher i aggree i been a fan since i was bout 11 im 24 now and he is still my fave

  • @IbteeDApunisher He is also in Fifth Element

  • @coobynmaley Oh I didn't know about that. He's a talented artist.

  • @IbteeDApunisher He's popular in Germany, Australia and America too.

  • @alazrenda9

    not really though is he?

    look at the video statistics. The only noticble country where 800,000+ people watched this video was the UK

  • @KingDarkling He did sell out tours in all of those countries, I'd say he was pretty popular and well known.

  • @IbteeDApunisher

    Agreed. Lee Evans is my favorite stand up comedian, he's hilarious!

  • @IbteeDApunisher I know its late, but i live in ROI and evry1 in my class luvs im!

  • legendary material.

  • legend

  • 4:04 somtimes i like to pick my nose and whop it under the chair

  • @LucyAliice He hate's you too so just feck off , If you hate him so much why did you watch the video..?!

  • @JustinLoverX123 Oooh people hate me

  • Wife "its in me bag.." man " alright you can fxcking get it out.." lol

  • oh dennone ;D

  • there's a murderer on the loose...... there's a murderer on the loose. fuckin hell you got ya na round theres a murderer on the loose

    fuckin pmsl :D lee evans legend x

  • @sxybeanage1994 yeah he is, and always will be x

  • @LucyAliice he hates u but he dont complain

  • @Shayde1653 Original, my friend

  • @LucyAliice Original is better then hate on a vid

  • @LucyAliice Fuck off!

  • the dannone joke never gets old. ive laughed so hard at that sooo many times

  • oh dannone!

  • fadumchhh i said ginsters :P

    ooo danone.....the fuck is that i think thats the noise you make after youve eaten it...brrrrpppp....oo danone :D lmao

  • 54 people have something wrong with them

  • Put the fuking kettle on!

  • I love the way he laughs after every joke. <3

  • So funny I crack up every time lol

  • my hair is so bouncy, cos' you're worth it.

    THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE.

    ooo danen.

  • @brianniahighGAL its oooh dennon.....

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  • The trouble is your wifes handbag is getting bigger when your wifes phone goes off in her bag she dissapers for a week and a half you can hear her in her handbag saying weres me fucking mobile !!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahax