Man has explored deep space even landed on the moon but if your wife goes yes its in me bag you go right you fuckin get it out i'm not going in there i've seen things go in there and they ain't come out :D lmfao
Hello, 'me names Keith.. I like polythene bags aha.. Sucking Window's, aha.... Geese. ahahaa. Sometime's I like too pick my nose, and wipe it under the chair.. And as you can see in my display picture, my knob is 5 foot 6.
"Hello me names Keith, i like polythene bags, sucking windows, geese, sometimes i like to pick me nose and wipe it under the chair, and as you can see by my photograph my nob is 5 ft 6
theres only a handful of comedians i know that you still get the same laughs everytime you watch them. lee evans definately falls in2 this category. hes got a wicked take on everyday events. hes a UK carl barron
''Ooo.. danon... the fuck is that stuff. I think its the noise you make after youve eaten it. Brpp, Oohh Danon.'' xD My tummy hurts because im laughing that much :'D
Lee Evans is really one of THE best. But sadly never heard about him from anyone. [Just saw him in two movies 'there's something about mary' and 'medallion'] but few weeks ago stumbled onto his clips and have to say he's extraordinary and the world needs to discover him. As I see he's only popular inside UK.
@IbteeDApunisher Thank you my friend, good to see other countries realise his true skill in comedy. He is amazing by far my favourite comedian, please spread the word friend!
The trouble is your wifes handbag is getting bigger when your wifes phone goes off in her bag she dissapers for a week and a half you can hear her in her handbag saying weres me fucking mobile !!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahax
Man has explored deep space even landed on the moon but if your wife goes yes its in me bag you go right you fuckin get it out i'm not going in there i've seen things go in there and they ain't come out :D lmfao
musicgliderxd 2 days ago
GUESS!!!!!! HA HA HA
lukeyboiiiii 6 days ago
his shoes...
jantisoy 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
lee evans is so funny lol
a81683 3 weeks ago 2
wheres part 1
goshootyaself5 3 weeks ago
Lol legend!!!
gmodguy441 4 weeks ago
Ohh denon lol
hellboy20007 1 month ago
3:46 - 4:13
HELLO, MY NAMES KEITH!
I LIKE POLYTHENE BAGS! HA HA!
SUCKING WINDOWS! HA HA HA!
GEESE! HA HA HA!
SOMETYMS I LIKE 2 PICK ME NOSE AND WIPE IT UNDER THE CHAIR!
AND AS U CAN C FROM MY PHOTOGRAPH, MY KNOB IS 5 FOOT 6! HA HA HA!
(PMSL)
Matt1234H 1 month ago 6
Eternalpyre01 it is not sucking windows its sucking weeners
DeathDetector 1 month ago
@DeathDetector its windows liten to it carefully!
xbubblesx239 1 month ago
keith's nob is taller than me! xD
xrainbowmintx 1 month ago
Call now for a wank
codmadd11 1 month ago
I Love this man!!!
ThePnMw 1 month ago
Sucking windows, OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eternalpyre1 2 months ago 2
Disappearing into a handbag? Yup, that's me in a nutshell.
Blackemperess 2 months ago
looooooooooooooooooool loooooooooooool
9sHenry 3 months ago
this is soo funny !!!1
daze315 3 months ago
He sweats a lot but I laugh my sides off whenever I watch one of his videos!
numoneuncfan 3 months ago 2
PUT THE FUCKING KETTLE ON!!! lmaoooo Oh My Days!!! my nan does that :P
ZuvioxArts 3 months ago 4
maybe there is a loose on the murderer.
CognitiveNetwork 3 months ago
My name is keith hahahaha love that part.
MrJL2216 3 months ago 3
because your worth it!!
EmilyLeameyx 3 months ago
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EmilyLeameyx 3 months ago
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would u like to see my pants
hummerdude123 3 months ago
Hello, 'me names Keith.. I like polythene bags aha.. Sucking Window's, aha.... Geese. ahahaa. Sometime's I like too pick my nose, and wipe it under the chair.. And as you can see in my display picture, my knob is 5 foot 6.
JoeMThompson 3 months ago 4
watching this. …while on facebook.
stacysplaylist 3 months ago 15
@stacysplaylist while having a wank lol
blacksupra001 1 week ago
Breaking news..............AAAHHHH ! .
roboman34 3 months ago 2
His body language is genius
LEFTY123451 3 months ago 5
have a lock jaw watching him laughing so much
TheScottIs20 4 months ago
'i have some terrible news'
MY HAIR IS SO BOUNCY, BECAUSE YOUR WORTH IT.
'there is a murderer on the loose'
OHH DENAN.
carmenrose60 4 months ago 2
he brightened up my shite day. ty for uploading
iloveXH558 4 months ago 2
Yeah keep it down love that's lovleu
DyErHD 4 months ago
you dont want a coly flower nob >.<
justforonceify 4 months ago
you dont want a coly flower nob >.<
justforonceify 4 months ago
oooo denon
myaccountEM 4 months ago
eating your tea..?? :') @5:00
yassch19 4 months ago in playlist Lee Evans Big Tour 2008
10:45 - 10:57...I loled so hard XD
Aatish2k8 4 months ago
Call now...FOR A WANK!
Hazzerdino 4 months ago 2
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I must be sidekick
Who you thinking of now?
No one ...
And no one 's calling!!! :O
SPOOOKY
iluurvemoosic 5 months ago
MY HAIR IS SO BOUNCY COZ YOUR WORTH IT there is a murder on da loose OOOOOOOOO DENON!!! funny stuff man!
xXSoY9yOXx 5 months ago
What do you think it is?! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS, HMMMMM?! ...I don't know!
CuntPuntification 5 months ago
Call now - FOR A WAAAAAANK!!!!!!!! :O
Hellscrap3r 5 months ago 27
"Dere's a murdra on da lewse,
dere's a murdra on da lewse."
Fuck, you got your nan 'round:-
"Dere's a murdra on the lewse!"
>:O
SniperTop 5 months ago in playlist Lee Evans in all his glory on Tours
my hair is so bouncy! Cuz ur worth it. LOL
munchette22 5 months ago
he moves around to much , now kevin hart and kevin james is funny
KINGZ1KIDD 5 months ago in playlist lee evan
Like if your on facebook right now!
xProzChannelx 5 months ago 2
Eating your tea XD
HellForeverAfter 5 months ago
hhahahaha<o shit this is good
TheWesmatter 5 months ago
Will I put de kettle on haha
GREGSHEEHAN101 5 months ago
call now for a wank haha LMFAO
sikjack1 5 months ago 3
"Hello me names Keith, i like polythene bags, sucking windows, geese, sometimes i like to pick me nose and wipe it under the chair, and as you can see by my photograph my nob is 5 ft 6
xCrAv3Nx 5 months ago 3
"ooo den en"
seanmcg9 6 months ago
ctrl w speeds is up its so funny
Mcl0vIn666 6 months ago
hahaa when he said everyones on facebook now i literally just logged onto facebook
quinnolivia 6 months ago
Just press 2...XD
animeartist5678 6 months ago
ooh denon
Classic
zigzagbawbag 6 months ago
i love him :)
Jessssssssyyy 6 months ago
he is very good at fake burping
Weezygeeza97 7 months ago 5
People who dislike lee evan, or this vid nned to know about comerdy lol
reeciob45 7 months ago 2
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Amazing :-D
WTP20111 7 months ago
Amazing :-D
WTP20111 7 months ago
press 8 over and over
churchy619 7 months ago
@churchy619 what for
Babeyhaze92 6 months ago
Call now FOR A WAAAANK
OBJ2K9 7 months ago 3
Oi I said GINSTERZ lmaoo hahaha!!!!!!!
ADIbadboi 8 months ago
"thats a bad bacteria coming out that is"
moosh0147 8 months ago
@cillik1 it's a yogurt drink
Weezygeeza97 8 months ago
The sound he makes at 8:54... :''D
TheBiFaerie 8 months ago
Love his walk :)
benders469i 8 months ago
am i the only one having problems loading this goddam fuckin vid
flightsnhike226 9 months ago
What's that dennon (or however you spell it) stuff? I was wondering what on earth it could be and have no freaking clue :P Please enlighten me!
Cillik1 9 months ago
CALL NOW for a waaaaaank
5n1p3rwolf 9 months ago
"PUT THA FUCKING KETTLE ON!"
McVidPoster 9 months ago
And there's something about mary too
dannybhoy88uk 9 months ago
ha ha ha ah ahahha the 1911 button is great with this vid in the start
angelwingoflight 10 months ago
MY HAIR IS SO BOUNCY!
nJjJkJfan 10 months ago 62
About time you got a wireless microphone Lee :L hilarious voice
LFCowen95 10 months ago
whatdya think it is hmmm???
Ryctophaze94 10 months ago
ooh denen (8)
lilbrzie 10 months ago 2
'Hello me names Keith'
OBJ2K9 11 months ago
"COuld you shut up luv I'm tryin' to concentrate here for crying out LOUD!!" lmao haha
tccballer 11 months ago
James bond "I'll Raise You" "Oh Fucking will you?! Well i'll raise you me kebab!" lmfao
DARKERSKINNY 11 months ago
wzz mm ffkin mmmuuubbiille
junglepirate101 11 months ago
Cuz there's a murderer on the loose... ooh danon!
maddehmoofin 11 months ago
7:57 HAHAHAHAHAHA
Xyru87 11 months ago
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This geezer is amazing..i aint laughed so hard in years......
vontee2010 11 months ago
This geezer is amazing..i aint laughed so hard in years......
vontee2010 11 months ago
OHMIGOD!!! Shall I put the kettle on??? HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!
MsTutums 11 months ago
My hair is so bouncy.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aryadoroudian 11 months ago
.....HELP MAAAAAY!
AmazingZsolt 11 months ago
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what do you think it is? hhhhmmmmmm?
garderstorgutt 11 months ago
Lee Evans is the best stand up performer I've ever seen. And I watch alot of stand up.
ashguy3000 11 months ago 3
What exactly is Dennen?
SirDJMuziek 1 year ago
@SirDJMuziek danone. it's some dairy brand, with an advertising jingle that goes "oooh, danone".
hazface 11 months ago 2
@hazface Oho, Danone. Odd pronunciation.
SirDJMuziek 11 months ago
Ooo denan haha. Burghh oo denan Pmsl legend!! Watch face at 5:05!!
jrainforth1 1 year ago
woow legend ;)
hazza2909 1 year ago
I love him, soooooooooooooooo funny.
Suzette8327 1 year ago
I must be psychic cause there I was thinking you're a tosser & it turns out you fackin' are ;-)
emsuju 1 year ago
theres only a handful of comedians i know that you still get the same laughs everytime you watch them. lee evans definately falls in2 this category. hes got a wicked take on everyday events. hes a UK carl barron
Deimonik1 1 year ago
" I've got some grave news, but first My Hair Is So Bouncy!! .... Cause your worth it.
hanna455 1 year ago
hello my names keith
i like polethyne bags
sucking windows
gees
sometimes i like to pick my nose and whop it under the chair
and as you can see by my photo my knob is 5ft 6
'you dint want to put your face on that photo?'
nah im worred about identify theft :L:L!
iloveyaaax 1 year ago 10
@iloveyaaax you forgot the NYYAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
hazface 11 months ago
*fart* oh dennon
Lee evans is awesome
TheFredlovers123 1 year ago
he is awesome
KaneBostic 1 year ago
roflmfao - "What do you think it is HMMMMMMM?!" hahaha, i died laughing
Lafond221 1 year ago
Why does he always make his legs go funny when hes pretending to be somebody?
ForecastofPeace 1 year ago
@ForecastofPeace Yeah its funny though his legs go like rubber when he does an impression :P
raegaldorn 1 year ago
Deal or no BOOM? heh?
meluvmuskpunk 1 year ago
Hello My names Keith , I like polathene bags Aha Suckin Windows Aha ...Geese Aha , SometimesILikeToPickMyNoseAndWipeItUnderTheChair
LMAO!!
SuperhFreakyy 1 year ago 2
This Video Has 55 Dislikes
Who The Fuck In Their Right Mind Wouldnt Like This
AceSkylark 1 year ago 63
@AceSkylark the 55 people are the people who wouldn't like this :)
TutsModding 6 months ago
''Ooo.. danon... the fuck is that stuff. I think its the noise you make after youve eaten it. Brpp, Oohh Danon.'' xD My tummy hurts because im laughing that much :'D
MonsterSceneGirls 1 year ago
I think Lee Evans is almost a dead ringer for Frank Spencer (Michael Crawford) from "Some mothers do 'ave em"
Chaneyslops 1 year ago
Did anyone else's freeze at 06:58 ?
hayesctfc 1 year ago
@hayesctfc naa
tez655 1 year ago
Why dont they just say it...
Call now FOR A WAAAAAANK
lMAO
RichysBikeWorld 1 year ago 2
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RichysBikeWorld 1 year ago
His Roadrunner Tour starts next year :) going to see him in september CAN NOT WAIT :)
RichysBikeWorld 1 year ago
lol
HumorOfANerd 1 year ago
But first this ; My hair is so bouncy!! *bounces hair* ; There is a murderer on da loose~ Ooo dennon.
LOL!!!!
keepthegravity 1 year ago
Lee Evans you ledgend :'] You never fail to make me laugh
MissBabybooo 1 year ago 3
Lee Evans you make a great actor for Yoda. HHRRRMMMM
Larakinerd 1 year ago
"What do you think it is? HRMMMMMM?!"
"HELP MEEEEE!"
OceanBabe70 1 year ago
05:51 haha fuckin priceless! love the sound he makes haha :P
TheIrishDoll 1 year ago
"i was just thinking about her and she called."
"What so when you're not thinking about anyone and noone calss, is that really fuckin spooky aswell??"
MichaelJacksonWnnaB 1 year ago 2
my hair is so bouncy 'cause you're worth it. there's a murderer on the loose... OOOH DANONE.
dan24591 1 year ago 3
hello my names keith
sarahwoox 1 year ago
"Dere's ay murderuh on da lewse."
Infuru 1 year ago 83
@Infuru Oooo dennen.
peteristehbest 9 months ago
"My arse is your command!" XD
Karaoke8794 1 year ago 2
55 people meant "now DIS i LIKE"
connorrrrOx 1 year ago 3
@connorrrrOx hahahahahaha i spent about 2 minutes laughing at your comment
and THEN i got it LMAO
kaybee624 1 year ago
Love it when he says 'Help Me! at the end :D
Noddy604 1 year ago
10:23 I'll raise you me keBAB!!!!!
showbizz10 1 year ago
call now ... FOR A WANK!!!!!!
lotofhate 1 year ago
"How do you feel like that er...Anal Annie!!!" LEGENDARY!
Jazzacud 1 year ago 2
Ooh dennon
bloodred32567 1 year ago
What do you think it is hmmmm? i dont knowwww What do you think it is hmmmmmm? helppp meeee . so funny
iRolandHD 1 year ago
oh dont slap it about like that
emoduuuude 1 year ago
@emoduuuude dont want a cauliflower nob, know what im saying :L:L
lidddlelewis 1 year ago
*Will you please let me finish a fucking sentence?*
*She disappears for a WEEK N HALF!*
*I am not going in there!*
*I said Ginsters*
*I must be psycic because i thought you were a tossar and it turns out you fucking are!*
*BREAKING NEWS!*
*PUT THE FUCKING KETTLE ON!*
*
Teendiva13 1 year ago 2
'There's a murderer on the loose...Ooh Dennon!'
LOLOLOLOLO!
Teendiva13 1 year ago
call now for a wank!!!! hahahahaha
AussieBlue4 1 year ago 3
call now for a wank!!!! hahahaahah
AussieBlue4 1 year ago
Lee Evans is really one of THE best. But sadly never heard about him from anyone. [Just saw him in two movies 'there's something about mary' and 'medallion'] but few weeks ago stumbled onto his clips and have to say he's extraordinary and the world needs to discover him. As I see he's only popular inside UK.
Ibtee from Pakistan.
IbteeDApunisher 1 year ago 127
@IbteeDApunisher Thank you my friend, good to see other countries realise his true skill in comedy. He is amazing by far my favourite comedian, please spread the word friend!
Garrie92 1 year ago
@IbteeDApunisher i aggree i been a fan since i was bout 11 im 24 now and he is still my fave
TrebbleMovement 1 year ago
@IbteeDApunisher He is also in Fifth Element
coobynmaley 11 months ago
@coobynmaley Oh I didn't know about that. He's a talented artist.
IbteeDApunisher 10 months ago
@IbteeDApunisher He's popular in Germany, Australia and America too.
alazrenda9 10 months ago
@alazrenda9
not really though is he?
look at the video statistics. The only noticble country where 800,000+ people watched this video was the UK
KingDarkling 10 months ago
@KingDarkling He did sell out tours in all of those countries, I'd say he was pretty popular and well known.
alazrenda9 10 months ago
@IbteeDApunisher
Agreed. Lee Evans is my favorite stand up comedian, he's hilarious!
melistentodeathmetal 8 months ago
@IbteeDApunisher I know its late, but i live in ROI and evry1 in my class luvs im!
KingOwnage123 8 months ago
legendary material.
jambobhavvi 1 year ago 2
legend
lengi1234 1 year ago
4:04 somtimes i like to pick my nose and whop it under the chair
garrysmodguy12 1 year ago
@LucyAliice He hate's you too so just feck off , If you hate him so much why did you watch the video..?!
JustinLoverX123 1 year ago
@JustinLoverX123 Oooh people hate me
LucyAliice 1 year ago
Wife "its in me bag.." man " alright you can fxcking get it out.." lol
wilderboy180 1 year ago
oh dennone ;D
zizispoonie876 1 year ago
there's a murderer on the loose...... there's a murderer on the loose. fuckin hell you got ya na round theres a murderer on the loose
fuckin pmsl :D lee evans legend x
sxybeanage1994 1 year ago
@sxybeanage1994 yeah he is, and always will be x
FireBlastxx 1 year ago
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I HATE LEE EVANS
LucyAliice 1 year ago
@LucyAliice he hates u but he dont complain
Shayde1653 1 year ago
@Shayde1653 Original, my friend
LucyAliice 1 year ago
@LucyAliice Original is better then hate on a vid
Shayde1653 1 year ago
@LucyAliice Fuck off!
CeMDRAGONify 1 year ago
@CeMDRAGONify no
LucyAliice 1 year ago
the dannone joke never gets old. ive laughed so hard at that sooo many times
Nayan1994 1 year ago
oh dannone!
Taylor9912 1 year ago
fadumchhh i said ginsters :P
ooo danone.....the fuck is that i think thats the noise you make after youve eaten it...brrrrpppp....oo danone :D lmao
MonsterGagaFame99 1 year ago
54 people have something wrong with them
lollmao5 1 year ago 3
Put the fuking kettle on!
Jeremi619 1 year ago
I love the way he laughs after every joke. <3
daydaydops 1 year ago
So funny I crack up every time lol
xwhitetornadox 1 year ago
my hair is so bouncy, cos' you're worth it.
THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE.
ooo danen.
brianniahighGAL 1 year ago 3
@brianniahighGAL its oooh dennon.....
LamsasukeMedia 1 year ago
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brianniahighGAL 1 year ago
The trouble is your wifes handbag is getting bigger when your wifes phone goes off in her bag she dissapers for a week and a half you can hear her in her handbag saying weres me fucking mobile !!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahax