MST3K S07E05 Escape 2000 Part 1\10

[GatorBaby06]

have you seen Devil Fish Operation 007, Pumaman, or Warrior of the Lost World? Easily four movies with more annoying characters and mind-numbing plot lines. This isn't the only krapfest from Italy that mst3k has torn into like a canoli.

[GatorBaby06]

2:42 and thus the first Lebron James reference is born. MST3K was before its time!!!!

[pvtpyle74]

3 people did not leave the Bronx

[Eddiember]

Drinking Game: Take a shot for everytime you hear the phrase: "Leave the Bronx"

[johnyexhale]

damnit, he should've left the bronx

[FutureNewsAnchor]

Pearl was senile at one point? No wonder she was so messed up when she took over as head of the Mads!

[DreamCastrsDuel]

So the noisy helicopter snuck up on him? Or did Trash mistake it for the oppressive totalitarian regime's more benign ice cream helicopters that dispense fudge-cicles?

[blossom246810]

The really sad kids with hurt puppies

[applebonker141]

"Working on a sex farm..." LMAO!

[solocitizen]

it's like what you'd get if District 9 and Escape from New York had a baby and she did drugs during the pregnancy...

[WhiteTiger225]

@solocitizen So.. district 9?

[akitaman101]

@solocitizen how about "fort apache da braaaaannnnx" meets "flashdance"?

[UnoServix]

i swear to god it sounds like Cambot is saying "kill yourself!"

[liteRunner10]

@UnoServix

I'm not sure but I think he's saying "show yourself"

[sleepyhollow783]

"Leave The Bronx"... and "Go To The Astra". (Obscure MST/KTMA reference.)

[ChaoticYak]

@proudravenclaw95 I'm totally relaxed. I'm always relaxed watching MST3K. :D

[TheLackofattack]

NO! My oily rags!!

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, I just thought of something! The fire would be extinguished when they went into the theater anyway! Dr F. cuts out the oxygen and without oxygen, no fire! SCIENCE! :)

[JoltenJoetaco]

@ChaoticYak pfft if science worked, there wouldn't have been fire on the satellite when Mike called for camera number 9. no oxygen in space, but theres stilll fire. so take that science!

[zomgtehrei]

Have you left yet?

[Gigrantula58]

Leave the Bronx! Also, lunch today: Tater tots, Jell-O, Pigs in a blanket.

[priceman141]

200th like

[priceman141]

I'm proud to label myself a 'Mstie'

[acidjack73]

Wait a second? Is this movie the sequel to The Bronx Warriors. Wasn't that Escape from the Bronx? Escape 2000 is an enjoyably bad,early-80s Australian action movie about government prisoners being hunted and killed by their wardens (and a wolfman). Is the title just that generic?

[ayerjake]

I'm a pretty good judge of guys who leave the Bronx, this guy isnt leaveing.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Love the Spinal Tap joke.

[smashfanwii]

Hmmmmm I think we're supposed to leave the Bronx. Honestly it's a bit sketchy so I'm not sure.

[NorwichTeenwolf]

I think Viacom are having another sweep...this is the fourth or fifth MST I've checked on YouTube today, and this is the first not to have Part 1 'missing'. Viacom just want people to LEAVE THE BRONX, I guess.

[RRVCrinale]

Show your support for Best Brains and the creators of MST3K by snagging the DVDs, but for those not published yet, remember: keep circulating the tapes!

God bless all you guys.

[Sperminatorish]

this was written on the 40.000 view

[sayalovesdiva]

Wow...the year 2000 is soo high tech. Look at their futuristic tin foil body armour & their high speed computers! I am jealous that I am stuck in 1987.

[Phlarm24]

Yeeeeow! That stang!

[jrmarrero96]

I have three words for the individual who disliked this: LEAVE THE BRONX!!!!!

[doodstormer]

So how many times has the Satellite of Love been set on fire? You'd think that Mike would stop letting the bots use the oven by now.

[mceltix2011]

"If you lave the Bronx, we'll give u fudgesicles" x-D

[MrAluminumJacket]

This show is a perfect example of how far modern television has fallen.

[sleepyhollow783]

Crappy day today. :-( DAMMM-IT I NEED MST3K right now!

[tuckerblacklab1]

I believe this is a later episode and Clayton is Pearl's son. Pearl was the villain before. or was it Clayton then Pearl?

[xxsleepyjackxx]

@tuckerblacklab1 Dr. Forrester is the original bad guy of the show then Pearl replaced him.

[MrAluminumJacket]

@tuckerblacklab1

First, it was Dr. Forrester and his assistant Larry.

Larry just dissapeared, and then Forrester was joined by TV's Frank.

TV's Frank was an old friend of Forresters mother Pearl, and she regularly came to visit him. When TVs Frank dies and goes to 2nd banana heaven, Pearl moves in with her son.

Afterwords, Forrester transforms into a space baby a-la 2001, and Mike & the bots become elemental beings. When they rematerialize in the future, Pearl is now hunting them.

[limenlimpidgreen]

Spinal Tap! I almost died! :D

[mockdog1a]

 The film captures the emotional upheaval we all feel when we must "leave the Bronx" and surrender the familiar surroundings of our youth while we struggle to forge our own identities in the "enchanted" land of our future. The SWAT team's shiny suits convey the excitement and anticipation of wonderful achievements yet to come; while the flamethrowers represent the moral imperative inherent in us all to make our own way in life. Woody Allen's finest effort in years.

[Ryoku75]

@mockdog1a Huh?

[MattL883]

@mockdog1a STFU

[Trancemaster2052]

I think they need to leave the Bronx? Just a hunch. 

[MrVulgar1]

Cheap heartless bastards...

[Ayria]

"I had to put mother in a home."

:D so funny, no wonder Pearl is evil

[deadpool6963]

I barley got into mst3k. I fuckin luv it so much!!!!!!!!! :)

[mcorivervsaf]

@fads90 Don't worry, whoever disliked this video, most likely got exterminated for not leaving the Bronx! Problem solved!

[Wiiguy07]

@fads90 - I guess 1 person does not like to be inside "the home"

[shaworld]

@fads90

I think it was Joe Don Baker.

[KillerHelix]

@fads90 It's just a show, you should really just relax.

[jhenry333]

I like the part where he tells them to leave the Bronx.

[KingGeorge1024]

Why wouldn't these people not want to leave the Bronx?!

[dorshex24]

I don't know why but, I would've left the bronx, just some subtle things going on there.

[blindthrall]

This fucking movie rocks. It's the only one I would watch without riffs. Why? TOBLERONE.

[fledermaus81]

"Even though this is Italy, leave the Bronx!" XD That got me rolling on the floor.

[pretorious700]

I really enjoyed Bill's take on Crow, but Trace's puppeteering really brought the 'bot to life for me, and I always associated Crow with his (Trace's) voice. Kinda nasal, high pitched, and subtle.

[FourthDerivative]

Wait, so is it cool if I stay in the Bronx, then?

[thequay1]

workin' on a sex faaaaarmmm

[MrSeanpm91]

my first episode was the final sacrifice and it's still my favorite one, my second was overdrawn at the memory bank, i fell in love with it

[77Lupin1]

@MrSeanpm91 Manos: The Hands of Fate

[pytko3]

They should really practice more fire safety on the SOL. That would be really funny to see.

[singitjohnny]

I just love in the opening theme song, they sing "He'll try to keep his sanity..." right over images of Mike portraying the most insane behavior imaginable.

[MrSeanpm91]

@singitjohnny well that is the point

[Pacalakin]

just this wierd thought i had: what if the made a new movie, mistery science theater 3012 (10 years had passed once the ship crashed back to earth.) one of the scientists come back and tries one last time to experiment on mike, and they lock mike and the bots in a theater and plays a movie.

[nagaking07]

Alright everybody, we have to leave the Bronx.

[Apollomasque]

The oily rags! They'll be the death of us all!

Cambot! Give me rocket number 5!

AUUGH! How is it burning in space?!

[MINESWEEP2k]

I read the online MST3k episode guide, where the writers are talking about Seasons 7-10, and I read about this episode. Now, I'm not too sure...this may be a rumor, but I think Mary Jo Pehl (who plays Mrs. Forrester) has a crush on Dablone. Look it up on Satellite News and see if I'm wrong or not.

Oh, yeah, and LEAVE THE BRONX!

-MINESWEEP

[baroquejen]

Watching or listening to this while drifting off to sleep? Join 'I watch MST3K to go to sleep' on facebook.

[TheAngryGazebo]

I really think they're overselling New Mexico.

[PerryPlanet]

@TheAngryGazebo I'm from New Mexico, and I can assure you...they are overselling it.

[InfernoArmpit]

wait, cambot said kill yourself?

[Blitz46002]

@InfernoArmpit No I'm pretty sure he's saying Cover Yourself lol.

[shazmaru]

Workin on a sex faaarrm

[1993Mtb]

Leave the fucking Bronx!!!!

[AkimboJoe]

I saw my dad watching this movie once. I didn't know the name of the movie but in the aftermath of the helicopter vs revolver shoot-out I remember thinking "wow, this looks really bad". I asked my dad how the movie was and he said "It looks alright". So I watched a few more minutes and thought: "Looks like something they'd enjoy on MST3k" I never knew they'ed already made an episode. Those brains, always a step ahead...

[Slartibartfass13]

@AkimboJoe well, they're the best brains, after all.

[crazycat58]

Well, they said Bronx so much I've lost the meaning of the word which means I cannot adaquately "leave the Bronx"... LOL!!!

[tripoli911]

The Bronx is uninhabitable...because we're going around torching guys with flame throwers

[MidgetClownPorn]

The Really Sad Kids With Hurt Puppies sounds like a pretty worthy cause, I would donate.

[LonewolfSojourner]

On their own the giant infant SOL crew survived another minute then crashed

[BBCTURBO11]

"Cheap, heartless, bastards!!!"

LOL. :-D

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

I forgot my luggage! D:

[breed667]

There is an internet radio show called Death By DVD, a horror review show with a splash of comedy. This week they are doing a tribute to Mystery Science Theater 3000! You can find them on the website blog talk radio!

[edsch21988]

boy talk about your False Flag Op.

[Banminator]

I'm in the Bronx, is that bad?

[yuothineyesasian]

"I'd better get over to the Zombie Nightmare set..."

Excellent.

[yuothineyesasian]

Who the fuck was the faggot that disliked this shit, ill kill him,

[kylep2]

@MartianAviator "Orkin Men" as in, the men who work for the extermination company "Orkin".

[civandalic]

@kylep2 I assumed it was men who liked to Ork.

[LaDracul]

Wasn't this used in "Sakura Wars" where the developers are really trying to push the Harlem residents out forever?

[Theburn77]

we don't even have a coatrack!!!

[Adrialgon]

Leave the Bronx! I mean it, leave the FREAKIN' BRONX!

[kommienezuspadt9]

"I gotta tell ya, it looks like everybody's left the Bronx, Ted."

[cloud314231]

oh when I first saw the title I thought it meant that they would escape from the evil scientist and go to the Pearl saga

buuuut it looks like I was off by 1000

[Feckinpaddy29]

well I suppose I should leave the Bronx.

[electrogeek77]

"Workin' on a sex farmmmmm..."

[CaptEoNinja83]

"put pearl in a home." Awsome funny.

[Picatalastrophe]

Um, right after cambot, does the theme whisper "Kill Yourself?"

[jasonsgroovemachine]

@Picatalastrophe "Show yourself."

[Goblinxx1]

@Picatalastrophe That's the neighbor's dog that keeps whispering that to you.

[Firesidetalker]

@Picatalastrophe I heard "kill yourself" too. Though Jason's obviously right that it's "show yourself."

[retsz]

wow, i didnt think there were any episodes i havent seen after years and years or being a fan (since back on comedy central) but i found one! ive tried watching some of the spin offs like cinematic titanic but nothings as good as the original. i miss turkey day marathons...

[Havokshammer]

@retsz Tried Rifftrax yet? Waaaayyy better and more like the old episodes.

[cerberus144]

Thanks for uploading this, this episode always made me laugh.

Also, leave the Bronx.

[KaterzTheMSTie]

This is definitely one of my favorites. Thanks for uploading!

[Crazy56U]

The SOL catching on fire was one of the best parts (in my opinion) of the episode.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Well I for one am certainly NOT leaving the Bronx.

Who would want to leave such a beautiful place?

[MattChrisF]

Directed by Enzo C. Castellari, the director of the original "The Inglorious Bastards."

[tripwilliams2]

Keep circulating these shows forever, They should always be free for all to see...

[ReThord]

When your life is going to hell, you could always LEAVE THE BRONX!

[snikt2k10]

If Gypsy had a nickle for everytime she had to put out a fire on the SOL, then... well... she'd have at LEAST $1.00, i know that much..

[RavnDream]

"OK, YOU CONVINCED ME!"

[stupidstuffx]

05:59 Oh geez, this is worse than the time I found a movie by Apex Entertainment, the people who did WEREWILF

[Goblinxx1]

@stupidstuffx (in vaguely european accent) That's absolutely fascinating.

[stupidstuffx]

I really love the later episodes of the series, mostly because everything isn't downplayed and G rated, not to say that Joel's episodes didn't have their moments

[xenu4life]

o_O At 8:30 it's Scatman John

[KidChaos5150]

aww! MY Oily Rags!

[Gravos007]

lmao!  MST3K rocks!

[Spike674]

Dumb question, are those people supposed to leave the Bronx?

[WhiteTiger225]

@Spike674 I think they are supposed to put their leafs out and cover them in bronze...

[Spike674]

@WhiteTiger225 are you sure they're not thelling people to clean their socks?

[WhiteTiger225]

@Spike674 Maybe to Peel Dr. Cox?

[SEUCKgames]

The Bronx is not so much a place as a state of mind... we must all leave the Bronx of our minds at some point, before the Henry Silva of our minds goes after us.

In short: Leave the Bronx. ;)

[SinnFein4ever]

0:57:

Does Cambot say "Kill yourself"?

[SpeedForce25]

I believe he's saying "show yourself."

[SinnFein4ever]

I can't tell.

It's kind-of hard to lip-read someone, when they don't have lips.

Wouldn't it be hysterical if he actually WAS saying "Kill yourself."?

[jekblom123]

SHOW YOURSELF!!

[averagejoe0073]

He says .. Film Yourself.

[sonicboom2007]

or it could be "film yourself"

[bastianskaye]

LOL i always thought he said, "Cover yourself."

[Goblinxx1]

@bastianskaye That's your SHAME talking!

[Isaacian27]

Na, he says LEAVE THE BRONX.

[SinnFein4ever]

Lol.

[Gjeorje]

@SinnFein4ever - If you play it backwards he says "cRoW iS a dEAd maN mIsS hIm, mISs hiM"

[JediMasterCheryl]

@BaroqueAndMSTie I totally agree! And Kevin can sing too. Tom Servo forever! :)

[marktrade88]

Jettison the core!

We don't have a core!

[petercharleskrug]

"Those squibs were meant for me!"

[thecrimsonfloyd]

Damn! I caught myself singing the theme song again!

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

my 4 year old sings the theme song everytime I play an episode. ^_^

[NecrosisOfLight]

This is my favorite episode of the whole series. The riffs are just so good.

"I'm a pretty good judge of people who aren't going to leave the Bronx..."

[RavenXeo]

anyone else notice the mass of cars driving on the roads while the helicopter flies over a city thats supposed to be abandoned?

[tarlcabot18]

My oily rags!

[smoresandhoney]

Woah, is Crow singing "Nearer My God to Thee?" XD

[ParsimoniousRhomboid]

Where IS everyone? Its like everyone left or something.

[petercharleskrug]

Yes, they all left because the guys with flamethrowers ordered them to LEAVE THE BRONX!!!

[bugati666]

i think mike was at his best when he first started goin in theater...any one else agree?

[abudabit]

This isn't an old one, it's season 7. Also of course Joel isn't there.

[ilikethecoke]

They used the "You are ordered to leave the Bronx" quote for Cloverfield's RiffTrax!

Now I finally get the joke!

[W4RLoL87]

LOL! crow was trying to burn an ant next to some oily rags...dumbass!

LMAO! "If you leave the bronx we'll give you fudgcicles"

[SuperGoldfish1999]

ZOMG WHERES PEARL?!?!?!?!? O_O

This must be one of the Later Episodes

[420Travesty]

Actually it's an earlier episode. Mike wasn't even on the show until halfway through the 5th season. I really missed Trace Beauliu as Dr Forrester and Crow after he left. Bill Corbet was good but the original Crow was more of a smartass. I hated the Tom Servo before Kevin Murphy did his voice. Kevin is easily my favorite person on the show.

[SuperGoldfish1999]

TROLL MOAR

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Collectively speaking, I always found the team of Pearl, Brain Guy and Bobo funnier than Dr Forrester and TV's Frank.

[StratocastFloyd]

Pearl is there, she is Dr. F's mother.

[pdgaert8928]

isn't the comic collector who kidnaps artist the plot of a Simpsons Treehouse of horror episode?

[kaejae24]

Well Valerie Bertanelli hasn't left the Bronx

I better get over to the Zombie Nightmare set

[spooky767]

i gotta admit, this movie is actually scored pretty well, sex farm likeness aside.

[Adrialgon]

GOSH, I haven't watched these in forever. These are great!

[dethtiger]

This is the sequel of 1990 Bronx Warriors!.

[textthing]

Why is Crow so callous in this episode?

[mst3k54]

"Workin on a Sex Farm." hahahaha!

My favorite Spinal Tap song!

[robwatson80]

I finally had to put mom in a home...

[seanThree16]

I wonder when I should leave the Bronx.

[SoundsmithOne]

Leave now, and leave peacefully.

[textthing]

Or be diffistated.