the scariest thing you'll ever see in duke nukem

[SepticSchizoid1]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS DUDE, I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT IT AGES AGO!

[vaiyt]

He's chewing through the floor!

[HeyItsTRex]

Dramatic alien?

[xj9sbrother]

I thought it was dead lol

[X2Drewman]

Nothing scares Duke Nukem

[J3WP33T4H]

Got the shit scared out of me lol

[decrepitbeing]

how the hell?

[DoomTheSpaceMarine]

Wow This is like the first ever duke nukem 3d game released its so old!!

[DoomTheSpaceMarine]

@DoomTheSpaceMarine WAIT NO ITS DUKE NUKEM 64!

[4131025]

he is watching porn and you disturb him

[Barderaker]

nope the alien at the toilet is more scarier HE READS A NEWSPAPER :O

[ThePimpachu1]

@slayerman95

>implying minecraft is bad

[Zerov736]

The first thing I thought of: Dramatic Look Mini Overlord.

[d1234583]

ahhh, 2d gaming

[siim2200]

@d1234583 ahh, not understanding dimensions

[d1234583]

@siim2200 ??? do u not know what 2D means?

[ThePimpachu1]

@d1234583

he does

you dont

2D means two dimensional, and a two dimensional game means that it has a 2D environment with 2D graphics

this game has the 2D graphics, but its all set in a 3D environment, and therefore is a 3D game

[d1234583]

@ThePimpachu1 ohhh, kinda like doom.

[TheFistMarine]

I didn't found scary at all, the monster was inactive after a while.

[InfinityDz]

This game used to scare the shit out of me all the time

[KarlosLeinz]

Woah Dx

[jose9758]

First 15 secs

Me: i would like it if it was scary, now

16 secs

Me:HOLY SHIT

[TheFieldMajor]

Oh my gosh! That did freak me out.

[SheledUmlal]

Aww, it actually looks pretty cute!

[JFguitar22]

ahaha!

[Robubobu]

I ALMOST GOT A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dhbyrne7]

I like these graphics better than today's.(I'm not being sarcastic)

[RobChapman91]

In 2011, that still freaks me the fuck out. Haha.

[maximumlaiadrian]

WTF

[DarkMar1ne]

@necrocoprophilia Then he can compare every single Call of Duty to Duke Nukem 3D and tell which is better.

[blake92punk]

This thing used to scare the living crap out of me every single time I could hear him walking and I knew best thing to do was to hide and hit the reset button.

[omegaipodmaniac]

So whats the scary thing?

[RoxCoxCz]

In Soviet Russia, the scariest thing will see YOU!

[NoInnerKind]

0:07 Wonder if I can sneak up on him...

0:10 NOPE!

[SerbianDukePwnage]

0everyone Duke Nukem's website dukenukem3d(.)co(.)nr

[TheBullygameloverV2]

is this duke nukem 3d cos it looks different

[XbottlesX]

@TheBullygameloverV2 its duke nukem 3d but with the HD pack

[TheBullygameloverV2]

@XbottlesX Oh ok right.

[vasheal]

@XbottlesX no its duke nukem 64 not hrp



[scout4118]

i find the monster dumb fir nit noticing the explosions and u think the monster scream meaning he was scared i thought it was funny

[TheFarjack]

ITS USIN NOCLIP RUNNN!!! BUT U CANT RUNNN!!!

[TheMhn5]

DEAD SPACEon the nintendo 64 

[NINJACH0P957]

That hypercam 2 seems to be unregistered.....

[idontknowwhatnicktou]

nice graphics

[MrOcelot9]

@idontknowwhatnicktou 64 bit

[msdan1024]

wow... w**kin monsters...

[MegaSam777]

that really did scare me WTF!!

[killedandhacked990]

thumbs up if u said WTF

[Brucer420]

@killedandhacked990 People who make Thumbs Up comments are faggots.

[bradleycontois]

@Brucer420 coming from the guy who gots 3 thumbs up... epic fail...

[killedandhacked990]

@Brucer420 true but i did it cuz i was bored -_-

[killedandhacked990]

kid) dad i wanna be in a video game!!!!!! dad) well son look whats in the game :3

[Haruka74v2]

loool

[moshtarakman]

Simply amazing

[12gameexpert]

is it dead? poke poke ragggggggggggggggggg oh shit blow it up blow it up (boom) is it dead? raggggggggggggg oh shit then dies (better version of epicduckeh6 thing)

[epicduckeh6]

Is it dead? (RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!) OH SHIT BLOW IT BLOW IT (boom)

[f0nn1x]

beats the crap out of dramatic gopher

[SuperMissile]

Overlord: Oh yeah...oh...oh oh...oh right there...ahh yeah...ohhh-HEY!

[SuperLumipallo]

first 10 seconds "what is so scary?"

after "AGREED!"

[LeFaucheur]

I once put 3 overlord in the same arena. but you only needed to kill one to win. so it wasn't very tense after all. the "scarriest" things I saw in duke nukem were in the mod "bdp the gate" considering that you could even call duke nukem a scary game lol.

[SkyAce162]

Lol no. I dident even flinch! The scariest thing I'll ever see in DN3D is that green thing that sorta eats you. Man first time I saw I **** my pants!

[martinakenzie]

the scarest thing i ever seen was 2 girls 1 cup...

[dudlEEk]

:D almost shit myself

[TimothyParadox1]

Dramatic Alien Overlord!

[dciguy01]

You're right. Duke3d on the N64 is the scariest looking POS I ever saw.

[KnightsLantern]

This is like the dramatic chipmunk thing...but better XD

[SilverFeniks]

xD i remember playing DukeNukem 3D years and years ago.. i shat my self every time i saw the big monster with the minigun and grenade launcher thingy . ...good times xD

[bovinemarauder]

@SilverFeniks Haha you know it man! Them Battlelords where scary stuff, need a whole lotta pipe bombs and rockets to kill em!

[justinhasproblems1]

i allways find it funny how he just turns around and growls lmao.! back in the day i woulda shit my self !

[MrDahlas]

holy cow!

[candymanr2]

still remember ppl blasting the pole dancers in this game.

[dageezerboi]

that filter or whatever is going on with the graphics looks horrible

[DKMustangGT]

@dageezerboi

From my experience with the Duke Nukem series, that appears to be the N64 version of the game.

[kooliomama]

@dageezerboi Thats how the game looks

[dageezerboi]

@kooliomama yeah on the n64 not on pc

[Patroiten]

@dageezerboi you can get this version to PC too. I had it to PC when I was kid.

[exitizer]

i woulda shit my pants

[Mopey1914]

NOPE

[FacePlant92]

In 1997, ANY one of us would have said "OH SHIT!!!" when that happened :P

[LeFaucheur]

lol yeah, in 1997 lol. now you only think "I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch" XD

[3271westy]

@FacePlant92 I said HOLY F**KING C**K A** S**T

[megakurre]

@FacePlant92 i still do...

[BIIIIIIIIIG9]

@FacePlant92 YER COZ I WAS 4 HAHA

[Bananabomb336]

@FacePlant92 It's 2011, and I still do.

[plasticbudgie]

this game still looks better than call of duty

[INEEDZALL]

@plasticbudgie That's because it is! :D

[IrbisPL]

@plasticbudgie

and it plays better.

[MrOcelot9]

@plasticbudgie Duke Nukem 64.You want it?It's yours,my friend as long as you go to Coolrom.com and download a Nintendo 64 emulator (best selection is Project64),then download the ROM file.It's completely free and safe.

[xba222]

@plasticbudgie yeah :)

[ikilleduku]

@plasticbudgie It was.

[ArtfullWorkshop]

@plasticbudgie bunch of idiots that weren't even born when duke nukem was released

[poptsf]

@plasticbudgie ...

[dapapeyu1]

Window Duke Nukem is watching Overlord masturbate.

[DeadushkaMoroz]

Scariest thing in DN3D is a green crawling shit with mouth from alien eggs, which crawls on your face suddenly, and you need in new *underarmor*! =)

[itsybitsyzombie]

@DeadushkaMoroz agreed. once those fuckers popped up on the screen for the first time, i paused the game and ran out of the room. i must've been 9 or 10 years old.

[NoHeartNoLove11]

@itsybitsyzombie Shit! SO did I!

[snozzletheadorable]

@DeadushkaMoroz YES

[phobos001]

@DeadushkaMoroz

Scared me as a child and now it haunts me forever ._.

[chivas100por100to]

Not that scary have you seen dead space 2 that shit is scary

[ShiroHichigo]

@chivas100por100to lol horror game fail

[MrCodename4711]

@chivas100por100to This is scary because its a old game, And back then we never had horror stuff like this happen.

[TheAngelClanLeader]

if it was an octobrain would be worse

[TheEXpothead]

not scary at all. after playing amnesia the dark descent nothing is scary anymore and I'm sure many of you agree.

[bucketmonkeys]

@TheEXpothead

That's funny, I seem to remember the title saying the scariest thing you will see in duke nukem... not Amnesia...

[TheEXpothead]

@bucketmonkeys and you did, I'm just saying. not bitching, so I'm sorry if that's how u took it.

[pollotierrez]

he was masturbating

[Tsukiyomaru0]

Drama Alien.

[leileilol]

never knew it was a carpet muncher

[ThePooman101]

@leileilol lol

[CodyRicheson]

If you're scared of that, you're a pussy.

[BKX8]

It can walk through floors too. Even scarier.

[freshANDhesh]

I was a beast at multiplayer.

[SecretTimeWarp]

Ah, Duke Nukem 64, with your CREEPY lack of music.

[scarypeople8]

holy shit i thought it was a dunbster

[babeyqirl21]

not scare but boring

[Mounce2]

Haha, yea, I remember loving Duke Nukem 64 but maaaannn, those guys, especially at THAT PART, always scared the shit out of me when I was younger and hid in the same room trying to kill it! The Overlords and the creatures in that same level who screech at you and shrink you were also creepy as fuck. For me when I'm now older? The creatures who can shrink you are still pretty creepy, but only because they can kill you easily via stepping on you, and you run around going NO NO NO NO!!! Lol

[4131025]

Archviles are more scary

[Kage999]

Oh is this the HI-RES pack?

[alanrich1969]

@Kage999 No , it is the Nintendo 64 version of Duke Nukem 3d.

[prettyboyjj30]

Caleb makes Duke a bitch!

[nosrep09]

I see.

[Tetrisnintendo121]

Duke Nukem is Chuck norris brother.

[TehParadocks]

@Tetrisnintendo121 Nope. Chuck norris could never be as awesome or even close to duke nukem: Chuck is a meme. Duke is a legent. 'Nuff said

[TheRoyalcrime]

@TehParadocks he is a legenD yeah

[Tetrisnintendo121]

@Tetrisnintendo121 you´re right.

[roa0709]

should have put the dramatic chipmunk music when he turned

[kacknoobdeluxe]

haha,please play DOOM³

[sausagenmuff]

@kacknoobdeluxe

haha please go fuck yourself

[nervmichnich]

dramatic battlelord

[GrounderTheRobot]

THAT THING IS CUTE!

[A1eXsun17]

the scariest thing you'll ever KILL!!!! in duke nukem

[Damocles178]

This kinda reminds me of the time I played a usermap and when I looked out the window I jumped the second I saw the Battlelords head. Aliens can be pretty scary in this but I think this would've worked better if people weren't aware of his presence since you can see him through the floor but ah that's game glitches not a lot you can do there :)

[Damocles178]

Protector Drones manage to get me the most in this as they are silent enemies that can easily sneak up and I'll not forget the time when one came up when I was in the middle of viewing a security monitor. God I jumped the second it started attacking.

[KneeDeepInTheDeadSSG]

I remember when I was playing Duke Nukem with one of my friends and we were alone in his apartment in the middle of the night...His chimney started to make some really bizarre sounds and we mentioned it to each other a few times...Then all of a sudden an Octobrain floated out of the sewer and made a high pitched shrieking sound on the game and we freaked out..It was the first time we ever saw one and then the rest of the night we were afraid one of those things was gonna come out of his chimney.

[Hunterbgpz]

That was scary lol

[Ollgabopi]

Jurassic Park T-rex :O!?

[Zwitter59]

I never heard the Overlord making the noise at 0:10 in Duke Nukem 3D, I only heard it in Duke Nukem 64...kinda strange.

By the way, duke doesn't say "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" in Duke Nukem 64.

[melomonster007]

I shitted myself ... eeer nearly. Now if you excuse me ...

[supercool126]

I think the protector drones are scarier...

[flamesdemon19]

@supercool126 since when?

[HawkThingable]

@supercool126 indeed

[leon6895]

HOLY DUCK FUCK

THIS GUY HAS

BALLS!

[doom3hell]

that's wat happend when u interrupted monster while they jerking off

[thisninja11]

@doom3hell

lets dis be a lesson people dont interupt while their jerking it lol

[Thatdoesntcostmoney]

Fake a gay

[joshAKAtheman]

@Thatdoesntcostmoney rwj

[Xenoforge78]

HOLY SHIT X_X

[agrmon7]

Doom and Duke Nukem are the best FPS games ever made. Better than the rest.

[rayzian]

@agrmon7 you forgot blood

[cartooncam99]

@agrmon7 yeah but duke is better since hes the only man left on earth ableing him to have all the babes and only fight aliens.while the doom guy is on mars fighting hell.

[wyatt190]

@agrmon7 Cant wait for dn:f And qauke 5 and doom 4

[zukriuchen]

@TouchHelper101 Well, in Duke Nukem you can kick ass.

I mean, literally.

[OlafurArons]

@zukriuchen with both legs AT THE SAME TIME :D

[Mance200]

@zukriuchen And with both feet

[lahireflesh]

@zukriuchen in duke nukem you can sabe girls,,,, yeeeeeeeeea girls

[ZRFtheNextGen]

Come on guys.DooM and Duke Nukem is best all together.It would be like...a hell to the demons if the DooM guy and Duke is put together.They're AWESOME

[Ryrot]

The damn floating brains...those scare me xd

[Rabyte]

@Ryrot Yup, Octabrains are the scariest monsters ever created and way cool!

[FinalFantasyXXVI]

@tentacle85 LOL

[DOOMVSHALO]

what was supposed to be scary?

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

What about that green shit  that jumps on your head and its even scarrier in High Resoliction mod

[xBaRiCaDEx]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby I used to be so careful when I knew an area had them xD they scare the life out of me D:

[JaYmAdSeXy172]

did anyone else realize that this is a roar from Jurassic Park?

[EricSchwin22]

Duke Nukem forever should implement Call of Duty graphics, and each story plot should be realistic like the Call of Duty games... I just hope 3DREALMS does this!!! If not, that's cool. Duke Nukem still kicks ass.

[mariofan12345]

its frickin jaws!

[yostoyou]

hahaha xD

[samusmex]

not scary...those face-rapers alike are more scary than this

[krfenigma]

I hope so like I said we have all been wating for a long time, :( but I still can't wait, they best not scrap it again for another 9 years ha ha ha

[resserection1]

@TouchHelper101 DOOM LICKS ASS COMPARED TO DUKE NUUKEM 

[trippinshoes]

MEMORIESSSS. I REMEMBER MY UNCLE TOOK ME FAR AND BOUGHT THIS GAME I PLAYED THIS EVERYDAY THIS GAME WAS BADASS.....I REMEMBER EVERYTHING AND NOW ITS ALL THESE STUPID GAMES AND BORING DUKE IF UR BACK PLZ PLZ PLZ COME BACK AND MAKE MORE DUKE GAMES:(

[Harleyquinn191]

ha ha ha he shits down his throat xD

[bunji666]

haha that was fuuny

[grizzled90]

49 people are never scared while playing Duke Nukem'

[tharbk01]

its rather ironic outdated games like this and doom still scare me more than the current gen horror games. except condemned that is but seriously, these fuckers scared the shit outa me, esp when i first saw the regular enemy battle lord in the warp factor level. i shit my pants and stayed in the corner firing.

[gonepishing]

hey, isn't that the secret level?

I remember getting suck in the apartment room with those guys unloading RPG's on me for nearly an hour

[Ostnizdasht206]

That thing was hella freaky when I played

[halfhumanhalfzombie]

The gray guy in Duke Nukem Episode 4 Total Meltdown on the PS1, the final boss.

@McGeezy87 fuck u