Mass Effect 2: Suicide Mission - Kelly Gets, um...melted.

[iamjuniorduh]

the only way to free kelly is giving shepard upgrades on his melee attacks in the normanday upgrade area cause it worked for me and she survived

[xtheredsx]

an annoying female getting melted,this shit makes me hard

[SuckOnThisSovereign]

Shit, I thought one of those people in the pods was Ashley...

Considering I left her to die, I'm glad the Reapers are recycling at least.

[MrAdam2487]

its weird seeing jack help people.

[Clucky117]

@MrAdam2487 Dont.. Play.. ME3.. If you went paragon..

[DioDinero]

Kelly is like the second best female in the game; I started the entire thing over from an old save just to go back and save her.

[VayuPurana]

@DioDinero you can save her?

[DioDinero]

@VayuPurana Yeah. You have to head straight for the Omega-4 relay immediately after Joker saves the ship.

[Poodleinacan]

No! I was flirting with her in my temp save file (that I made, in the waiting for ME1)!

[UssenterprizeDv2]

One thing I learned from RTS games is to pull triggers at the last possible moment. Do everything else then get Legion, do his mission, test IFF and then get your team back.

[MultiVerres]

I could save her if these idiots had test the reaper ffs later and not on the last mission i need to get everyone loyal -.-

[chilload]

I'm gonna quit this game before I get to this part. Almost T. T

[Barderoth]

My Mass Effect romances in a nutshell

P- Jaina Shepard: Oh, Chambers, you slutty creep, Liara the only girl for me...

R- Trisha Shepard: Fuck that, Kaidan all the way!

P- Demetri Shepard: Fuck anyone from ME1, Tali is mine!

R- Adrian Shepard: Forever Alone...

[keyster100]

My stomach churned when i saw and heard what the collecters were doing here to the humans the have stolen

[Ravage017]

@keyster100 Easy there, Miranda.

[HomicideGirl777]

Nah, it's fine. Who really needs to sleep?

God, I'm gonna have nightmares. About Kelly-flavored pudding. Nasty.

[TazminTv]

Ahh back to manually feeding those fish. 

[Cakeson123]

delicious

[DarKSpideR99]

I love the details of Samara's eyes.

[macandfriends]

"Ah yes, Kelly. The cute assistant to Shepard. We have liquefied that claim."

[theoriginalswift1]

Thanes a biotic?

[2010Nodari]

@theoriginalswift1 Infiltrator.

[subarusumeragikun]

So you put the assassin on babysit duty and let the power hungry bitch have her way. Son of a--

[Bobzach56]

Now who's gonna feed my fish?

[Ryuo579]

This made me sad. T_T I was like "Oh shit, it's Kelly. Well maybe I'll get to-FUCK"

[dogsnamedjoe]

watch?v=pdyeswVXEcU because im not smart or creative enough to find another way for cheep spam

[Xelpherpolis]

Hey, Chambers! Good to see ya in good health! Didn't sleep with any Collectors, did ya? Haha, you know me , I'm just messin' with ya. We'll getcha outta there in no ti--

.........oh.

[rayblack2004]

its nasty - basically, the gas is acidic and breaking her down, making her soft, then there is something at the bottom grinding her her up. Basically she's being digested.

[MasteMovido]

did kelly really get melted or w/e? cus i dont remember if she is still there after you blow the place

[SirRevso]

@MasteMovido If you are to late, and continue to do stuff after everyone is taken, this will happen, if you go right away, she will stay alive if you do everything right :) I got platinum, I know :D

[Greenlightgo31]

how did you get that dialogue for miranda? for me she always says "looks like one of the crew"

[thestorniolo]

miranda:is she dead?

(kelly melt)

shepard:now she is ;)

[Xenomorph768]

who is that woman in the black outfit that you pick up from the ground before docter wis something

[TombMan12]

An allpowerful biotic that could take out a whole prison down by herself can´t open 2 doors?

[FALUKYOURMOM]

@TombMan12 they have to close the doors to slow them down, she cant just bust through and the door wide open 

[TombMan12]

@FALUKYOURMOM What? Jack could have just ripped all of the doors off.

[liljagsa]

i hat eit that you cant take your helmet off with the dlc armors, i never use them.

[junfaa]

why did it have to be kelly

[taelara]

D: ... I'm sorry Kelly.... I wish I would've just gone right to save you instead of finishing up all that stupid planet scanning. *sorrow* Creepy and sad

[kevi1813]

how come in some videoes, it actually looks like she is melting, instead of this. where she just gets blurry and sinks down?

[misterwood569]

He really didnt try to save her

[zupergozer]

great now who is gonna feed my fish?

[myshitez]

they killed kelly! those bastards!

[cloudgirl150]

Good riddance...I got annoyed with her constant "messages messages messages messages"

[madappatt]

@cloudgirl150 most annoyin part is when she tell me there is message, when there is no message really! lol

[GliAzzurri19]

Damn the cook died too. Now, who will cook for the crew?

[soubhikXray]

Take too much time after The Collectors attack Normandy and this is what happens. Best way? Take your sweet time buying every Crucial Normandy Upgrades and do all companions loyalty missions before u go to get the Reaper IFF. That gives you time to do Legions loyalty mission. Send Legion or Tali Or Kasumi down the Vents...let Garrus or Miranda lead the other teams both times...Send Mordin with the Rescued Crew...take Tali and Legion Or Miranda with u for the Final Battle...All will be saved. :)

[TheMostDefinately]

@soubhikXray I'm pretty sure the SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER boarding of the normandy is triggered by shepard talking to legion about his loyalty mission right?

[8104]

poor kelly.. i wish it was chakwas :<

[Worldowner]

@8104

Agree:)

Leave me little nice Kelly, melt Chakwas :)

No, in truth, i wanna save them both :(

[CptNickk]

That was ummm Ashley...?

[CptNickk]

@CptNickk 1:13



[555misio]

Mass Effect 2 suicide mission survival calculator FTW!

[YourPaigey]

If I was her I would of kicked that shit open with my feet!

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

why is miranda always wrong?

[riptide173]

No private dances for you.

[ALvl7Magikarp]

She needed to lose weight anyway.

[dkid567]

Shepard: no one gets left behind

everyone else: but what about kelly

Shepard: oh yea about her..........

[lildickheads]

woo! when i saw the thumbnail for this i thaught it was a hecka hot fem shep with a pony tail! but its just jack

[Krisshomez]

Maybe now all those std's Mordin was talking about will ease up

[hey01e5]

crew: kelly is dying!

me: who cares?

[BerkerIzmir35TR]

@hey01e5

She was so hot. I hoped she didn't die, virgin.

[Kondziolina1]

When I saw Jack supposed to lead diversion team i let a hawker fly on my monitor :P

[fluffyzhangfei]

So that's what happens when you get scale itch

[Spybreak9]

Yup, I'll never forget that, that horrifying scene.

[TheDuit13]

How do you avoid this and still do all the loyalty missions?

[TheDaniellasaurus]

@TheDuit13 you have to go do the suicide mission asap after legions mission.

[martinta1989]

@TheDuit13 pretty simple, do all the loyalty missions, then go for the Reaper IFF, then you can recruit Legion and make him loyal, just after that the final mission get's "offered" for you, go do it asap and you should be fine :)

[Felrain]

ARGH my first ending was HORRIBLE! Most of everybody died! Including Thane! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ='(

[SursionGaming]

@Felrain You'd have to be the worst player in history to do that bad unintentionally.

[Felrain]

@SursionGaming It was my first playthrough and I didnt know I was supposed to upgrade my ship... ^_^ I laughed at some of it though!!

[GeorgeMonet]

Crew: Boss should we shoot the glass apart with our high powered railguns or futilely caw at the doors with our finger?

Shephard: Futiley claw at the glass with your fingers. And that's an order!

[hopintheroflcopter]

@GeorgeMonet Hahahaha, i was thinking the exact same thing. Only you worded it better! :D

[cikibaba]

@GeorgeMonet if they shoot they might kill the person inside the glass?

[Necrosis527]

this freaked me the hell out when i first saw it in game

[hayabusaknight1]

Wanna know what's even worse? I had the same thing happen to me and we were IN THE MIDDLE of rescuing her when the door locked and that sh*t happened. Still have damn nightmares.

[WalleWildberrie]

good god that was disturbing

[jmanshag12]

shephard:OH THATS WRONG!

miranda:so this isn't your favorite thing on the cidadel?

shephard:well best compared to others.

*everyone looks at garrus*

[GhostSnake]

I wonder if it is possible for Samara or Morinth to die before landing.

[lildickheads]

jack would look great with a pony tail

[Blackemperess]

Kelly: Help me!!

Shep: Listen Kell, uh, about that 'dinner' we had. I had a great time, but i really want to stick with Ashley. so if you could, you know, not tell anyone about it I'd really appreciate it. :D

Kelly: Dammit shepard! Im going to be mel- *gets melted*

Shep: *waves* Bye kelly! Glad we could have this talk! See you on the other side!

[hi13255]

@Blackemperess lol

[MrGrukan]

Well, I suppose

*Puts on glasses*

She needs to learn how to hold herself together

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[lordoftrolling]

1:00

"Jack! use your shotgun, the most powerfull short range weapon in game, and use it to slap the pods!"

Anybody else noticing something wrong here?

[jmason425]

Heh....

SOYLENT BROWN IS MADE OF PEEEOPLE!

[ninjatomaster]

I ought to play the first game first, then this.

[MrZenneth12]

Jack: I'll hold them while you slip in the back...

ZING!

[MrZenneth12]

Chakwas:What took you so long Shepard?

Shepard: Too busy 'probing Uranus'

[chanelMAN23]

jack: im a overpowered biotic but im just going to bash my elbow o that bullet proof class until something breaks

[Skyntalor]

Shepard: They melted her. Then they're going to melt me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

[harlyops]

@Skyntalor SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN THUMBS UP

[Jokenx3]

KELLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY

[iiMuHHitman]

"ill hold them while u slip in the back" LOL

[sunlightvampire]

Who will take care of Shepard's fish?!



[MrRobertSama]

Can Human Reapers get Scale Itch, if so it just got it from Kelly's genetic material.

[Shirishama1]

Chakwas says she's the only one left yet Chef Rupert or whoever is standing right behind her.

[crabclaw85]

This video is the only one I've ever seen where Kelly didn't turn completely blood red, she doesn't in my game ever if she dies. I wonder why not :o

[whiteboardvlogs]

WHY CANT IT EVER BE JACOB?!?! WHY?!?!?!

[KHMDarkness]

Here's a question I always think when I see this scene...

'Why does Shepard use his freaking gun!?"

[WeHaveExplosive]

"it's yeoman Chambers. Is she dead?"

"God, I hope so..."

[RedeemerE23]

I want the Dragon Armor sooo bad :( I would do an entire another play through on top of the 5 play throughs i've already done just to see all the cut scenes with this armor.

[crabclaw85]

@RedeemerE23 I got mine when I bought a new copy of Dragon Age Origins, you could try looking there and then sell Origins if you don't actually want the game?

[NBLTKYO]

Transcribe audio at 2:08 till the end made me lol. "You could save the magic of houston"

[BananFail]

I guess she's not becoming a Grey Warden.

[supermarvboy]

kelly: "i always have time for you commander"

me: "not anymore"

[ftlgo238]

SHEPAAAAAAAARD! YOU HAVE...UNREAD...MESSSSAGEEEEEE­EES!

[darthnick427]

NOOOOO!!! Who will feed my fish?!

[zupergozer]

i think Jack is the most hated mass effect character

she isn't hot and she does not have an interesting personality to make up for it

[warriorr25]

When I first played I started the suicide mission immediately!!! I didn't really do it to save the crew or Kelly, I just wanted to make sure the Doc made it out!! I just love her!! I hope me and her can still be drinking buddies in ME3!

[MrTeal8]

Jack: I'll hold them while you slip in the back.

Me: XD

[DarthRevan916]

Kelly: Shepard, oh my God, I'm melting! Help m-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Shepard: :O

[AndyRaslan]

That is *not* what I meant when I said I wanted to turn her into a huge pile of jizz....

[Muzzly1234]

They're melting her... and then they're going to melt me. OH MY GAWDDD :O

[ironman088]

@Muzzly1234 lmao nice trolls 2 reference

[MagMor4]

Man,I wanted to eat kelly... but not like a soup....

[megakila14]

i know why she was trying to get out : shepard had new messages

[z9a2l123]

im the only one left i let them die...

Miranda: /smile

[ExploitedYouth87]

3:43 ....... That's what she said?

[Kh4rn4x]

This part is absolutely mortifying. I love this game.

[narutodream12]

How does this happen? When ever I go through the last mission, its the colonists that got wiped out.

[mrpav8]

@narutodream12 It happens if you do other missions before entering Omega 4 Relay. Happened to me too at my first ME2 playtrough))

[JeDiSpartaN300]

Shepard: OH MY GOD! The collectors killed Kelly!

Tali: Those bosh'tets!!

[TriLink12]

Give this guy some thumbs up people - he deserves it.

[Jorfen12345]

@TriLink12 Indeed he does :D

[JeDiSpartaN300]

@TriLink12

thanks for that. you got my comment "viral"!

[thefly1ngdutchm4n]

@TriLink12 where do you get that armor man

[TriLink12]

@thefly1ngdutchm4n I got it for buying Dragon Age Origins new.

[Jordonx8]

@TriLink12 lol i got mass effect 2 and i had the armor all redy

[AlcatrazGM1]

@TriLink12

I got all the armor sets, EVERYTHING, except the things that I need to buy ingame, when I Installed the game...I didn't buy any game, I don't buy games.I installed it today and I didn't have the armor last month :'P I got this armor the Terminus armor... The Collector assault rifle :'D

[F4S4N]

@thefly1ngdutchm4n Dragon Age, I believe. It was a DLC delivered with the first DA:Origins edition.

[dangerwolf100]

@thefly1ngdutchm4n DLC

[gamesxlegendz]

@JeDiSpartaN300 hhahhhahhahhhhahhhahhahahhahha­hhhahhahhahhahhahhahha

[UniversalVision]

@JeDiSpartaN300 (>_o)-b

[aeternostenet]

@JeDiSpartaN300 Oh, if only you were on the mass effect 3 team.

[bloodydeath808]

1:30 was that Ashley?

[ZEALOTStudioUK]

@arcadia1701e It's the Blood Dragon armour. Pretty cool, eh?

[bandman232]

@ZEALOTStudioUK TBH I think it looks retarded.

[Kaweebo]

Way to go lightly tapping on that glass Kelly, I'm sure THAT'LL get you out safe.

[arcadia1701e]

what the hell armor is shepard wearing

[GeneralSauerKraut]

NOOOOOO! who will feed my fish now!!

[Sguis90]

@GeneralSauerKraut She will feed your fish...i mean,where do you think those tubes go ? XD

[TheFullthrottleOwnag]

@Sguis90 hehe nice

[azulannslore]

I had the same issue with the graphics when she mealted.

[vikocho123]

LOL first time i didnt sure it was kelly

[randomface54]

Shepard probably could have gotten that thing open, but that bitch gave him scale-itch, damn slag!

[flipflopbootybop]

"Before I die, I wanna tell you something.....You have unread messages at your private terminal."

[Normansmight]

she could have been melted man!

[ColeVecsion]

and THAT'S what happens when you get scale itch

[iamtehgame]

Why would Hawke be in Mass Effect universe istead of being the Champion of Kirkwall?

[Janaak]

It's the blood armor from dragon age 1. It comes with dragon age ultimate edition. And new dragon age origins games.

[TheDrpowerful]

how did you get that helmet

[RedAvery1]

Dude How could you not choose real nigga garrus as the leader of the alt team

[ShadowVampireDragon]

where ya get da armor :?

[Chingophia]

hahaha "i'll hold them while you slip in the back"

teamwork makes rape so much easier :)

[Chingophia]

aw what's wrong with kelly?

is there a list somewhere that says which characters would die during the suicide mission depending on who you choose?

[HowlsFury]

Nooo dont kill me space lesbian stripper! Noooo ;;;;;;;crys;;;;;;;

[tpease31]

Those too weak to protect themselves in battle shouldn't be around those who can

[CoCoSkol]

THANK GOD! Only charcater I don't like in this game

[starmanphilip]

kelly: Shepard i have on last thing to say

Shepard: what is it?

kelly: you have unread messages at your private terminal

[Goodguy211]

D:

I liked Kelly!

I don't remember if you can save her,

but I liked her!

[Riranor]

@Goodguy211 you can. to save everyone you have to go straight to the collector base after right after everyone is kidnapped. if you do any side quests or loyalty missions she'll die when you get there. so do all the loyalty missions before going there XD

[yoyologuy]

Ew

[182crazyK]

How did you save Legion?

For some reason Legion always dies along with someone random at the end (Tali on my 1st playthrough, Miranda on my 2nd). Even though it says on the wiki that Legion won't die if he's loyal, all ship upgrades are purchased, and he goes through the vent, though he always gets shot in the head when the doors close.

My goal is to eventually save everyone :/

[Mahavir889]

@182crazyK: Everyone should be loyal, that did the trick for me.. In my final mission nobody died. I even saved the crew.. All I did was get almost all the weapon and armor upgrades, all dlcs finished and all loyalty mission completed, except for Zaaed Massani and Jack..

[182crazyK]

@Mahavir889 I just figured it out, as long as your Fire Team Leader is Jacob or Miranda (loyal) then your Tech specialist will not die. Otherwise they WILL die, even if loyal.

[TheJoshMaster22]

@182crazyK Garrus didn't do me wrong.

[182crazyK]

@TheJoshMaster22 Garrus is in my team.

[TheJoshMaster22]

@182crazyK I'm just saying you can let a loyal Garrus lead the fire-team and he'll make sure your techie makes it out alive.

[Riranor]

@TheJoshMaster22 the techie has to be legion or tali or they die.

[TheJoshMaster22]

@Riranor And if you don't have a loyal Garrus, Miranda or Jacob leading the fire-team, your tech-specialist will take a bullet to the head.

[Riranor]

@182crazyK it only matters for the techie if they're tali or legion. they're the tech experts. anyone else gets shot trying tp close the door because they aren't good enough