MEGA FAIL Northbound 05/27/2011

[GP382NJ]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!

[TehVag]

that bitch probably was slamming her head on the steering wheel jumping inside the car like a potato !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Pissed my pants with the honk-honk-honk ....!!!

Or.... maybe she gone mad with the pavement ... pressing horn like "hey wtf... leave me aloneee!!"

[kickZtailout]

@spikejones5 likely the speed limit. Often times crossings like that will be in a 35 mph zone and have no signs or other indication that it was so poorly built that you need to slow to 3mph.

[Cry555555]

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[RandomThoughtChanger]

Now that's people is how we test suspension

[MrYammyb2]

built ford...'HONK'..'HONK'..'HONK'.­...tough.

[mattdaman666]

AHHAHA That frame is FUCKED now

[sudoLinux666]

Civil engineers screwing with drivers.

Who would have thought of putting an indirect speed bump there?

(Joke.)

[metraF40PH163]

LOL

[ZtriDer]

Hope he smashed his head in on the steering wheel and can never drive a car again. Idiots like that makes it unsafe in the traffic.

[RailWolf7306]

I wonder how that SUV's suspension is fairing right now.

[Downriverboys1]

@MrDraftpoint i can here that!

[spikejones5]

What is the speed limit?

What speed was the car going?

[julienjjj]

i love the honking when he smash his head on the steering

[Conrail2576]

A very very expensive repair bill or just total it out. What an idiot that driver was.

[aussietraindriver]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fukin hahahaha thats a pisser, im still laughing.. what a meat head!

[KCSLines]

I'm suprised anyone hasn't busted an oil pan yet

[GhostFearMe]

iv heard of bucking bulls & bucking horses but not bucking SUVs

[MrAlarmklock]

the Duke boys would be proud...

[cajunbander]

What's with all the honking?

[silicon212]

... or bugs near the camera.

[egorka94]

haunted crossing! Aliens here: 1:21 and here: 1:42

[silicon212]

Kids, this is the reason why we don't speed over super-elevated railroad track. :)

[KlunkerRider]

YeeeHaaa! Auto-Rodeo!!!! 

[fmsdaman1]

Maybe next time he'll remember to stop at the stop sign. . .

[fmsdaman1]

the car's like FUUUCK I HATE MY OWNER!!

[masalexv]

weeeee

[duanescot]

are people really this fn stupid? you cant see 2 virtual launch ramps ahead of you!! hang up and drive!

[denvera1g1]

@duanescot they arent virtual if they are real

[cykovisuals]

The neighbors across the street must be outside every few days hosing all of the oil off of the street caused by numerous cracked oil pans, not to mention the scuffmarks and bits of shattered plastic from front bumpers, etc...

[tricksta229]

I actually find it entertaining that the car horn continues to sound every so often, as to add insult to injury. LOL

[janiporo]

ok.. video that actually takes 12 seconds, is almost 3 minutes long.

Learn to cut useless stuff out?

[007koko007]

Chuck Norris is in that car!

[GeeDougg1]

If you watch this Full-Screen in HD, for a few frames at 1:21-1:22 it looks there's a UFO in the sky right next to the raised gate.... MAYBEH IT WUZ TEH ALIUNZ!!!!

[Anavah42]

@GeeDougg1 You're right there is something that flashes for a few frames...

[GeeDougg1]

@Anavah42 Oh good, I thought it was just the mix of meds and 7-Eleven candy messin' with my vision again.... ;P

[ZNickey]

Can I come party on your porch?

[alyx112]

please give me coordinates

[jumpereee]

4 people also FAILED to pass the crossroads..XDDD

[zagrebjovi]

@jumpereee

i knew someones was gonna write that. was so predictable you humorless prick.

[jumpereee]

@zagrebjovi LMAFO, I believe you failed to pass the crossroad too....Did you remember to pick up your bumper?!:D

[zagrebjovi]

@jumpereee

ahhaha that is so not funny. AGAIN, your jokes are really predictable... you need an extreme humor makeover

[stevelondon]

So what are the bumps that he drove over? Are they anti-speed bumps or something? Was he meant to drive slower or not drive on that section at all?

[rickrossthebosz]

speeed?

[HappyDiscoDeath]

...and this is why you shouldn't do drugs, kids.

[donbasuradenuevo]

And no f**ks were given that day.

[markymark7717]

Awesome!!!

[GraveDiggerIII]

this video really didn't need to be 3 minutes long

[CSXFANNER56]

where is this at?

[JaneMcClaine1]

Southpark, Colorado. For sure. *gg*

[MrDraftpoint]

If you listen closely to the audio between 00:10 - 00:12, you can hear the driver in the other vehicle laugh, and say something like "that was a good one!"

[DjCroNext]

@MrDraftpoint hahaha yeaa :D

[MrDraftpoint]

I'll bet the driver of that SUV thought he was Buzz Lightyear, and shouted "To Infinity And Beyond" as he approached the crossing... ROFLMAO!

[BaxtorArtard]

Derp Derp

[adamk1775]

Future winner of the Darwin Award...

[ToruntoRemix]

What a dumbass. You don't need a stop sign. common sense tells you to slow your ass down when you see a railway crossing sign!

[morri908]

NOOOOO!! THAT POOR POOR FORD EXPLORER!! WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO THEM??? :(

[americanemu25]

4wd my ass

[KamatsuKyoto]

Please, edit this video. 2:55 of this is just lame. ¬¬

[HabsFanTom]

@KamatsuKyoto I found a way to leave the video after I saw what happened, I didn't need to stay for the full 2:55

[KamatsuKyoto]

@HabsFanTom LOL. Thanks for the hint.

[MrWallas79]

There's also something called slowing down.

[m203cb]

That's why you need STOP sign.

[levirolla]

women driver

[zero00tolerance]

HAHAH thats what u get for driving too fast

[MythOfEchelon]

Why is this video so long?

[snake3hm]

is she f@cked?

[JTandS]

0:27 for video!

[FordieMUFC]

He saw some homies so decided to turn on the hydraulics... ''they see me rollin', they hatin'...''

[unchained1978]

They see me rollin'. They hatin'. They tryin' to cathoadafafdjakfadj aww fuck.

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

thats why you slow down but no your car must be legendary. Is it a Dragonite!?

[CrunchyDaddy]

That's what happens when you put the radio and hydraulics buttons too close to each other

[c147258]

WHAT A DUMB ASS

[G1J03G00dS]

epic fail!

[monstero111]

looks like holywood makes a new movie :D

[dannyschan]

put the S back into SUV!

[clayton7m]

I love how we all know its a guy because only a guy would be stupid enough to drive 50 over train tracks. We know women drivers bc they fuck up doing slow things.

[MrIcecold92]

The horn blowing is Ford's alert system that happens after an airbag deployment. Much like BMW's vehicles that unlock all doors and turn on hazards. Doubtful it's staged though after watching all the other videos.

[JordanGray88]

What, in the blue hell is the sound at 2:08? I hear a rifle.

[Automcanic]

@JordanGray88 semi trucks jake brake!

[assbitchfucky]

That's what he fucking gets for driving like a tool.

[binary223]

Any "bump" in the road that can do that to an Explorer is a threat to public safety

[TrooperSC]

@binary223 The bump isn't a threat to anyone, but the driver who can't see it, and doesn't have enough sense to slow down at a rail road crossing certainly is. Of course I am someone who tickets idiots like this on a daily basis.

[binary223]

@TrooperSC I'm glad there's some piece of shit like you to add insult to injury for a motorist who has already done likely thousands in damage to their vehicle. I'm sure that you're making the world a better place by giving a citation to someone who has damaged their vehicle due to poor road engineering and lack of warning rather than preventing home invasions or investigating crimes that actually affect people's quality of life. Next time you wonder why people treat you differently, don't.

[MyLittleBigBrony]

@binary223

It was their fault entirely.

That's liking saying we should remove off-ramps because people go around them too fast sometimes.

I'd be willing to bet money that guy was going well over the speed limit.

[binary223]

@MyLittleBigBrony I'm not going to absolve blame from people who do things that are stupid and beyond the realm of the reasonable, but laws like speed limits exist to protect people from themselves. I think it's pretty clear that if this guy is posting videos month after month where people are beating the crap out of their cars on this road, there's probably a problem that needs fixing. Sure we can say that everyone *should* do something, but realistically it isn't going to happen for everyone

[Automcanic]

@binary223 have you never gone over railroad tracks? Anywhere around my place you need to slow down at least by 10-20mph or you will end up like this nit wit with a damaged vehicle.

[JesperA86]

@binary223 Fucking stupid bitch so you think it is no problem going in 3184743003 mph over the speed limit and over a train track crossing and on the other side there is a regular road crossing, this asshole deserved to get his car ruined and he should lost hes license, next time its a human he bouncing around ontop of.......................never ever go over speedlimit in crowded areas.

[binary223]

@JesperA86 well gol dang there skeeter i done drove mah truck up to derp da derp miles per hour aint nothing happend but mah hound done stuck his tongue out

[tepadno]

where was it? I want to try too ;)

[TheLordboud]

"It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

[FBPCL]

Good thing it wasn't an SVT Raptor

[Automcanic]

@FBPCL i bet a raptor could take that!

[FBPCL]

@Automcanic Dought it the frame would bend trying to XD

[birdizzle]

the sound of the horn comes from when the drivers face is slammed repetitively into the steering wheel

[lancer2589]

@birdizzle No, it keeps going off

[birdizzle]

@lancer2589 joke

[240sxdrft]

he shoulda kept it pinned if he was going for the bonus points...

[esracoon]

MOAR!!

[doberman28AVoo]

Ididoto! 

[rynoweb]

all tires flat and shocks/struts blown... probably bent control arms too... slow down! lol

[licpl8man]

@rynoweb Also Fords have a fuel cutoff switch that trips on impact. Chances are the engine cut out on that first bump, even before the airbag went off.

[goglen]

Sorry, but staged. Exploder (I also have one) bounced over the tracks & thru the intersection. Then, magically stopped (like brakes applied). Then, other vehicles appeared - funny how all of them had the *SAME* 3-beep horn sound? No driver emerged from the SUV? What, did he fall asleep? Not much cross-traffic either.

TOTALLY STAGED.

[andrethegiant6969]

@goglen I'd sell my car if I was you. I wouldn't be driving around in a ford exploder.

The driver does get out of the vehicle. The horn is from the same vehicle each time as he's most likely tampering with the airbag that just deployed (or possibly the security system was damaged when the front hit?). And yes, the brakes most likely applied as he gained control of his vehicle.

I really hope this is a troll.

[Infinitrium]

I'm guessing the driver was a woman...

[Infinitrium]

Hold my beer and watch this!

[Infinitrium]

So why does this person continue to sit in the same place after stopping?

[pedrohin]

@Infinitrium it can be difficult to steer a car with the aribag hanging out of the steering wheel. Also the airbag will make you feel like you just got slammed in to by a linebacker.

[griz4020]

that's funny shit!!!

[LizHibberd]

@Nikoa88 I suggest you look up the meaning of words in an English dictionary before making "moranic comments' yourself. The term "idiot' does not mean that they did it on purpose!! I was merely using the term in its more common but not literal meaning indicating that the driver had a moment of stupidity when they failed to realize the consequence of not slowing down for the junction, and my comment was actually more to point out the fact that the other driver did stop.

[barkersteve]

where the hell is this?

[Escalade8600]

Yepp honking your horn is definitly gonna help

[juniusbugg]

@Escalade8600

I suspect the horn honking may automatically occur after airbag deployment.

[cesariojpn]

Jalopnik.com sent me.

[Hurion]

DURRR IM DRIVAN AN ESUVEE I CAN DO ANYTHING DURRRRRRR

[Infinitrium]

@Hurion ROFL!

[MegaManRetroX]

Speed Limits, Not A Suggestion.

[MrToxicheyna7]

Theres a guy in the background watering the grass!! lol hes like wtf

[RaySpermedInUrHair]

You know dude in the MDX was shitting bricks.

[mengle2004]

not the best driving or road design.

[fafafooey100]

If only a train was coming so Darwin could work his magic.

[MrToxicheyna7]

Actually i take that back!! THE FIRST CAR DID STOP!!, if you watch after the slow mo, they stop and talk through their window for a good 20-25 seconds!

[nikoa88]

@MrToxicheyna7 uh lmao..you can tell the first car stopped either way...lol..so did the other one..he jus seemed to care less when he say what was going on/what the driver was doing or checking.

[MrToxicheyna7]

@nikoa88 ya but everyone in the comments was sayin he didnt stop

[MrToxicheyna7]

Not sure if this would be a total fail. The driver did stop, obviously shaken, can’t see but prolly looking at the car, i hate how the 1st car didnt stop, but gladly the other driver stopped and the window was opened, so there was an exchange there, probably seeing if they were ok, I doubt they expected the terrain change. I’d chalk it up so someone not familiar with the area and not realizing the road grade. Usually a fail would be guys hangin out the window and a camera man egging them on.

[anderberger]

thats salt lake city right ? if it is and thats the crossing im thinking of ya its a dousy

[LizHibberd]

What an idiot!!! as for people slagging off the other car - it did stop and drove off when the idiot driver got out of the car, they at least paused long enough to check they were ok.

[nikoa88]

@LizHibberd haha hed be an idiot if he was doing it on purpose..but obviously that wasnt the case...what a moronic comment.

[allclassics]

Yeee Haaa



[MrRiggyRiggs]

I fucking hate those scumbags who just drive off, should get a ticket like the seinfeld bit...crazy stunt driving btw!

[tormentalous18]

Woah

[DrawenStandard]

And the Acura just drives off...

[LSZocker2009]

Yeah damn shit!

LOL!!!

Favorite!

[UGHC1]

... WTF? Dammm good caught air.

[WeAreKYFA]

Next time they need to either speed up and jump the whole way, or slow down. I'd prefer them to speed up.

[spen1ghe]

ACURA = AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN

[tazkar3]

Like if Jalopnik brought you here

[mikefulton1963]

Google street view is kind of out of date for this intersection, but stepping down the way the driver came, there's no speed limit signs or road hazard signs ("Bump Ahead") to be found.

If that's the case, I think the driver has a good lawsuit against the city.

[plateofshrimp]

@mikefulton1963 I can see warning signs from the aerial view

[ga97leo]

lmao...what an idiot.

[BudgetPhoenix]

2:08 sounds like distant machine gun fire

[Craptacular77]

@BudgetPhoenix I think it's a jake brake and some echo.

[BudgetPhoenix]

@Craptacular77

I WANT TO BELIEVE

[patridas]

@BudgetPhoenix

Probably some loose tent of a truck, a jake brake or an outdoors shooting gallery. For the last one, I am not sure if it exists in legal terms...

[BudgetPhoenix]

@BudgetPhoenix

bump



[radix9523]

A Wild Airbag appears!

Airbag uses DEPLOY

It's Super Effective!!

[bnsf8121]

is this a live feed if so could you send me the link

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[MrDraftpoint]

Google Maps: 40.769402,-111.913959

[deloreanman14]

Someone said this was in Salt Lake City but I've torn Google Maps apart and 95% of the rail lines there run north and south. Based on what I'm seeing in the video title (since there is no description), the tracks here run east and west. Anybody know the street name, or even better yet, this intersection?

[BNSF9192]

@deloreanman14 I just searched and found it within 15 minutes or so. It's on S 8th W / N 800 W st near highway 15. Camera looks to be mounted from the "Legacy Sales" building looking SW.

[BNSF9192]

@BNSF9192 Intersection of those two roads and W South Temple.

Salt Lake City, Utah.

[deloreanman14]

@BNSF9192 - Kudos...thanks!!

[SporeCreator2009]

@deloreanman14 it has to be east to west, because all i know is in the title, northbound. so i dont know

[MrkmTrainFAN]

iiiiiiiddddddiiiiiijiotttttt..­....

[DJGENEX71]

Dayum! What a dumbass!

[CSXFANNER56]

is this a railcam?

[conrailforever1999]

lol

[samueladams7]

I'll bet the driver was either talking on their cell phone or texting on it...Dumb-ass!!!

[flyewr1907]

wow

[SuperNJTRANSIT]

lol

[choirboyfromhell1]

That's classic...see a few bumps, drive faster.....

[BNSFTIM55]

lol

[NSKIDD112]

dumbass

[sigair]

All aboard the failed Ford!

[Erodriguez96]

@sigair Actually, the toyotas are far more faliures than any other cars ever

[sigair]

@Erodriguez96 Amen to that 

[RCKTBOY7]

And that's why we always slow down at the crossing... O.o

[crazyfailfan]

Yeah and my friends showed me this I was like oh wow.

[MontrealtrainChannel]

the best way to make them slow down...