Being John Malkovich

[pleasedontask]

such an interesting film, this scene and the subconscious chase scene are some of my favorite moments in it.

[topkev]

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[topkev]

first time i saw this film i was stunned by its originality and brilliance, it was bizarre and mind blowing. now i watch and cant stop laughing, its so funny, in that same original mind blowing way. one of my favourite films ever

[Essencewing]

Overused joke, away!

John Malkovich, I choose you!

[Patalenski]

"Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich - 15%" :-)))

[ShaneTPain]

why did you leave out the part where he gets hit in the head with the beer can?, for the love of God!

[Elidoransgar]

I think being Malkovich would ultimately be disappointing. I mean, sure, when you shave, you're all "I'm John Malkovich." And when you go out, people go "Malkovich!"

But the rest of the time you're just an ordinary guy who works very hard. Where are the Malkovich groupies? Where are the concubines lusting after you? It's lonely back at the manse.

[zbradley1990]

I don't know why, but I'm in the mood for some Malkovich Malkovich

[mindyspark]

@zbradley1990 me, too, although I could use some Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.

[o0oKilluminatio0o]

Malkovich ? ...Hmmm..Malkovich malkovich.

[WingsMarioDS]

Malkovich is a Pokemon that you can only find in Pokemon Black and White. He's a usually level 50 when you find him, and he's a Normal/Fighting type. He can only be found at The Cheesecake Factory, and he's the only pokemon in there. 99% of them are male, there is only one female. He does not have an evolution family.

[MattakuNoKoohai]

Also, I liked the part when he said 'Malkovich'.

[MattakuNoKoohai]

This should be the sequel to Inception.

Malkoviches inside Malkoviches.

[MetaIhead89]

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[LMMFilms]

This is pretty cool. Watching it on netflix right now.

[SMPCrafters]

whenever i see this guy i just think of lennie from of mice and men D:

[Spiritplumber]

Clearly John Malkovich is a Pokemon.

[marybsb88]

I felt sympathy for Craig throughout the movie. He's the one who ended up being screwed over in the end. Although, I couldn't believe he tied up and put his "wife" in a cage. He isn't the only one who's insane though. He's just a part of the madness of the movie.

[ohkfilms]

is it a parallel to a trip?

[ReneeNme]

Then again, I like Time Bandits and Brazil. Go figure.

[ReneeNme]

This movie was so odd, so strange, so off the wall, so twisted ... I loved it !!!

[mouse264]

MALKOVIIIICH!

...Malkovich.

[9Maleficus9]

It was amazing this time!

[halojoe10]

GAAAARY

[Suzaku000]

@halojoe10

Exactly what I thought.

[derekmok]

This was the only scene I liked from that film.

[mazeassemble]

lol a little baby of himself in 1:40 in his little baby voice malkovich soo funny!

[cradle2enslave68]

SALVIA

[lackadaisicaal]

Oh god, he's like a pokemon.

[Junije1]

@lackadaisicaal ROFLMAO!!!!!

[bloodawn5]

I think one of those Malkovichs was black....

[45ccd]

best movie i have ever seen!

[dd3v0xx]

Malkovich  Malkovich ?

[admirilawesome1]

@dd3v0xx malkovich 

[SeriousIlya]

haha nice

[PowellCoryad]

Cool movie, just watched it at Full Movie World . com

[mrpwase]

But why doesn't anyone say John...

[Dracopol]

Did you notice the Satanist in the corner saying, "Hcivoklam!" ?

[SayonaraSweden]

malkovich malkovich. malkovich

[Beeradicalist]

Great scene

[DarthVantos]

I just finished watchin this movie not 10 minutes ago. I swear you will never see a movie like they anywhere, it is so unique in all terms and im high while watching. But i do have to say this part kind of scared me more than it made me laugh lol.

[shp9840]

malkovich!

[BlueZephyr16]

this was so unexpected! i just about peed myself laughing!

[larry89]

aw man i was so fucking curious what would happen when john went in that portal... and when this scene came on i fucking died... what a brilliant film

[tomservo3]

I love this movie. this scene is one of the best parts.

[lolspud]

Malkovich?

[idm0nkey2pt0]

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich, MalkoMalkovichvich 47 Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich!

[IlGreven]

MALKOVICH!

[wickedantionette]

there is no "black guy" it is the shadowing, look closer

[Weezerlover11]

I watched this movie the other day but I had a crazy high fever at the time, so it made the experience even cooler.. Thanx for posting!

[piconcina]

i wanna see italian version!!!!

[PistolPete032]

great scene, phenomenal movie

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

that was really cool and creepy

[provetamin]

malkovich!

[SebasMarinS]

great movie

[cmptrjason1]

"That was no simulation! I have been through the darkside, I have seen a world that NO man should see!"

ROFL I think i'd shit my pants too. One of the most funny single scenes I have seen in a movie LoL

[Hmraja]

how does he get out?

anyway that was awesome!!!

[MatthewTheShortKid]

he gets out because in the movie if you stay in too long you get thrown out in the side of a high way

[glazedhoneybunz]

yo!!

I just realized something!

there's a black guy at the right hand side of the vid

at 1:29

[glazedhoneybunz]

my favorite part is when the waiter asks what hes gonna have.

Its like

Waiter:Malkovich? JohnMalkovich:...MALKOVICH!!!

Waiter:malkovich

[saphique]

LOL that is also my favorite part !

*screams* Malkovich!!!"

*writes down*....Malkovich...

[DaveBradford2009]

One of the best scenes ever, love this movie.

[suokkis]

I have seen a world that NO man should see!!

[skel3t0nX]

Such and funny but disturbing scene

[BRiSKZz]

Hell yeah !

[skel3t0nX]

Have you seen this film harry?

[BRiSKZz]

i remember seeing it wen i was 10 lol... look at my faves.. the vinnie jones with the desert eagle v the replica lol.. im going to watch snatch tonight.. il download a torrent or somthing

[DeOsorno]

ajuajuaj la mejor parteeee

[tinaturntable]

I' really would love to know the lyrics of the song the singer on the piano is singing! Lol!

[walkinglytote]

the lyrics are malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich because it is a three second song written for the express purpose of being in this scene where everyone only says "malkovich".

[haleyofthehighlands]

haha i think tinaturntable was just joking around.

[marcriganoskate]

whoa...

[timberwolves93]

1:08 MALKOVICH

[Alacryst]

[pauses to think what to order]... MALKOVICH!!! ;D

[alibali09]

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich Makovich! Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich.... ;)

[ghostalks]

MALKOVICHMALKOVICH! Malkovich?

[19abaddon88]

favorite movie! weird but great! malkovich malkovich!

[monkeycudgel]

MALKOVICH !

[playnowpayl8tr]

very original , why cant they come up with movies like this anymore , its almost as if unless a script isnt a based on a tv show comic book/book or sequal to another movie it doesnt get made

[kamreiniermak]

It reminds me of plenty of movies (EDTv, Truman Show, Internal sunshine of the spotless mind) but it's unique in it's own way.

[canucks16]

same writer as ETERNAL Sunshine

[JustynzoBeyondo]

You mean Eternal Suncshine of the Spotless Mind, I think the one you spoke of is a porn title in the making:

Internal sunshine of the spotless behind

[JustynzoBeyondo]

Try Lars and the Real Girl.

[jenssoderberg]

@playnowpayl8tr

Someone has to pay for the movies costs before it is released to the theatres and hopefully afterwards regain its expenditure. Since investors like a sure bet you often get more of the same old tried stuff. On the other end of the spectrum you often get state sponsored movies that are too artistic to ever be seen (In Europe at least).

But sometimes, you do get the right dosage of innovation with funding.

[32Rainking]

@playnowpayl8tr certainly original, but aside from this scene, & the hottness of MaxineI found it only slightly better than mediocre

[greekcypriot004]

@playnowpayl8tr

what's wrong with making movies based on books though? some of the best movies of all time have been based on books. The Godfather, A Clockwork Orange, The Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, etc etc

[tonymel2005]

Malkovich

[Einhorn999]

great film.

[GrimFox]

In this comment section: People who are trying, and failing.

Really, really failing.

[ijustdiditforthelulz]

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich?

[Rulomalo]

Malkovich Malkovich!

[s3ac0w]

malkovich

[tashibb]

Malkovich?

...MALKOVICH!

Malkovich.

[Vehvavahve]

haha that part makes me laugh EVERY time

[Einhorn999]

THATS IS THE BEST FILM EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!! just excellently brillant!!!!!

[SBRslacker00]

I can't get enough of this scene.

I love when he looks at the menu, every word is "Malkovich". Then he tries to scream and it comes out "Malkovich". lmao

I guess this either is a dream or a nightmare for a super duper egotist. It kinda makes me think, anyway. "I have seen a world that no man should see!". hahaha. I guess the character John Malkovich has a very low self esteem.

[gianborroso]

uh, malkovich. malkovih malkovich!

[cyrrusdavirus2]

The Malkovich singer i just hilarious.

[9brainechoes9]

Malkovich malkovich malkovich!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SnelhestForever]

Malkovic malkovic malkovic?

[TheGloriousNosebleed]

"That portal is mine and it must be sealed forever, for the love of God."

hahaahahah I love this movie

[tonymel2005]

Malkovich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­1

[Yarza84]

hahaha reaaaally crazy... like something stright out of "Gödel Escher Bach" or something... just love it haha

[42towels]

Infinite loops ftw

[hermanator05]

Malkovich.

[delphicgobshite]

One of the funniest, most thought provoking films I ever saw!!