Brass Eye - Cake

[motherflange]

If I was offered 'Joss Ackland's spunky backpack', then I think I would buy two.

[rosswilliams1]

6:58 hahahahahahahahahaha Get in there Rolf Harris!

[jezkemp]

I love how Czechoslovakia was only a country up to 1992, and this was made in 96. Took me 15 years to realise. Still awesome.

[ZemplinTemplar]

@jezkemp Amusingly, a drug invented in the 1990s in former Czechoslovakia - pervitine - is often nicknamed "perník" (i. e. "gingerbread"). Maybe the "cake" is a reference to the real life "gingerbread". Though I think Morris and co. used Czechoslovakia just so they could do obvious "czech-cheque" puns. ;-)

[jezkemp]

Ted Maul is my hero.

[bobogol10]

Edmunds is a true pro

[benempinatar]

Ah, Shatners Bassoon - always wondered what that was for.... ;-)

[louthegiantcookie]

Take care. And I DO MEAN 'Take care'.

[square1mediavideo]

shatners bassoon lmao

[DirtyBaz]

Jos Akland's spunky backpack. LLLLOOOLLLL

[u0858294]

'one girl threw up her own pelvis bone...what a fuckin disgrace' hahahahahahah

[chap666ish]

Oh classic, classic comedy. Chris Morris come back, all is forgiven.

[tomwiddv2]

omg i cracked up big time when he said 'one girl threw up her own pelvis bone'. bahahaha

[fluffycommander]

I won't do those specific drugs

[atavismdream]

CZECH NECK!!! xD!!!

[SainterX]

Puked up her own pelvis bone, HAHAHHAHA WHAT?!

[kpotassium]

Shatners Bassoon, only Chris Morris could come up with something like that.

[Hotlips4000isback]

This clip just proves that "celebrities" will put there name to anything, if they get asked/ paid! :)

Even though this is a joke at there expense!

[tommyboomboom]

hatty jaques pretentious cheese wog??

[PlayingDeadSpace]

can't wait to buy some spunky backpack!

[sanjurodog]

Cake looks like cheese..Cheesecake, my favorite! *itches arm for cheesecake fix* 

[TheKrypter]

Love the twirl of the stereo. Cheeky bastard.

[theburden1]

@TheKrypter It makes me piss myself laughing everytime. Sooo good. :D

[fuzzface100]

Thumbs up if you're sick of people referencing something from the video and equating it to the number of people who've clicked the dislike button.

[lukethegreat101]

HAHAHAHA just keeps getting better and better, cant believe people bought this.

[griffinaboxuk]

Cake is a made up drug. Absolute genius.

[carlosmarkos]

they even tell these idiots it's made up

[guwest2]

there's nothing funny about custard gannet, you sick individuals.

[own8ge]

240p we meet again

[n11lc2]

@own8ge "240p we meet again" we meet again

[YTEnox]

Morris is by far the master of comedy

[progged0]

what a f*cking disgrace lmao

[burn1980]

noel- month to cross the street utter brillant!!!!

[CelphProclaimed]

"A big yellow death bullet"

hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[telephonic]

i remember this on tv when it was on........ funniest thing i have ever seen.chris morris is a genius

[racingeye]

Shatners Bassoon, so funny.

[zionravescene]

Looking back on this show, I'm not sure how many of the "celebrities" on the show were duped into doing this, and how many were genuinely in on the joke.

[LAnonHubbard]

@zionravescene All duped AFAIK.

[FrogmortonHotchkiss]

Louder please!

[hudson742]

5.18 Stereo spin haha

[smile221]

We all like to party - ya, absolutely

[whatthedeuce81]

"Cake is a made-up drug, made by...sick bastards".

How did ANYONE keep a straight face through making this, lol??

[lfcwhitman5]

CAKE!!

[phlupple]

Joss Ackland's spunky backpack lmfao

[cjcardiff]

The best is the names at the end, they are so ridiculous I cannot believe they believed it!

[rags23]

Oh God, I hate Noel Edmonds!!!!!!!!!!!

[drepmore]

Hilarious but I can't help but feel a bit sorry for Rolf Harris. The stupid sod.

[MrHydrogoon]

pure genius

[Sakhalinskii]

Great video, although it sore lacks the necessary 'fuck off' at the end.

[beardedgecko987]

19 people write for the daily star.

[teabagbob]

Dubstep at 4.45.

[MrDarkTides]

legendary comedy, unmatched to this very day. Morris is genius

[seethroughskin]

19 people got Czech Neck!

[djonmustard1]

Shatners bassoon

[timothytrout]

Shatner's Bassoon. . . brilliant.

[notreallydavid]

MP David Amess MP

[funxcontagious]

you've heard what bernard manning said: cake is a bisturbile cranabolic amphetamoid

[popov246]

@getmadgetmad1 Noel Edmunds was well paid for the interview.

[popov246]

@Cymrolerpwl Still is and will always be.

[jimmychels1]

hattie jacques pretentious cheese wog lmao classic chris morris!!!!!!!!

[TheShakey90]

the cake is a lie!

[TheVoid]

cake is a made up drug hahahahaha

[Lifesuit]

SHATNER'S BASSOON! Ha ha ha 

[ComicalAli1970]

How can you vomit up your pelvic bone - amazing how they fell for it.

[7030bros]

Chech Neck - Go on Rolf you legend

[cupmyplums]

17 people have had their shatner's bassoon removed.

[pont123456789]

waititng for a dj to play music like this hahahaha

[MJMorrey]

summer of death

[Murrangurk2]

It's a made up drug! Not natural.

[merseynational]

i took cake

[craigswoodle]

Anyone notice that Morris can get a bigger and more mentally stimulating laugh in one minute, than Bernard "The Cake" Manning has ever had in his bigoted, racist, pie - centered life.

[craigswoodle]

Anyone notice that Morris can get a bigger and more mentally stimulating laugh in one minute, than Bernard "The Cake" Manning has ever had in his bigoted, racist, pie - centered life.

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

@craigswoodle

in terms of 'mental stimulation', railing on bernard manning is about as challenging & worthwhile as railing on those who believe in god. i.e fucking boring, unnecessary, and done to fucking death.

[30secondstojosh]

@d33pS3Ad1v3r @d33pS3Ad1v3r Well, for one, opinion is just thus, opinion. In retort, I would like to quote the words "boring" and "unnecessary" and relate it to your youtube video "Damn, it's good to be a gangster." You are not Coolio. Also, Using numbers in position of intended letters is also done to fucking death. Good day.

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

@30secondstojosh

what are you on about you slug ? Someone who feels the need to compare Chris Morris to Bernard fucking Manning as if it's a revelation is a moron. That it's their 'opinion' doesn't make them any less of a festering fucking cabbage. As for you... 'opinion is just thus, opinion' .... holy shit, did you need to get a qualification to learn how to butcher language like that, or does it come to you naturally ? Your post is gibberish, and you're a cunt. Die.

[bellendwoot]

@craigswoodle Goes without saying, you can never have enough Morris. Also, Bernard Manning a c*nt

[merseynational]

@craigswoodle What a dick you are.

[craigswoodle]

@merseynational Aye, that's fantastic. Let's all listen to someone favouriting and subscribing to the BNP and Nationalist groups, definitely the way forward. Silly braindead bastard.

[chchedda]

@craigswoodle bernard manning is a legend

[vouvray59]

@craigswoodle Bernard Manning is unpopular with cunts!

[nipster4katebush]

CZECH NECK!

[Quagmirian]

Does this mean that cake is a lie?

[popov246]

@Quagmirian Nope it's real. Just look at how many people took it seriously.

[vangel4e]

The drug is a lie.

[popov246]

@vangel4e Nope it means that you don’t have a sense of humour.

[philanvil]

wow - even more powerful so many years on - UK comedy at its very peak !

[LaLiLuLeLo1991]

Use your cheese-box and say "no...never!"

[mmscott9]

16 people cried all the water out of their bodies. Just imagine how their mothers felt. Its a fucking disgrace.

[mmscott9]

If Morris comes back to TV and does the same to Jeremy Clarkson, the X Factor judges, Piers Morgan, pretty much any ITV personality, he will be my hero forever. And preferably Edmonds again

[3Jammy]

Some people say alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug. It's a drink!

[Oo786oO]

@3Jammy

Professor David Nutt, who 'formerly' worked for the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs, classed Alcohol a more dangerous drug than heroin. I wonder why he was "dismissed".

[MiklePrickles]

@Oo786oO because he was correct. heroin doesnt bring in billions of tax for the government, alcohol does

[Oo786oO]

@MiklePrickles

Spot on dude.

[TheBarns95]

cake is a "Made up" drug

[krakenwave]

@PhoenixUK2312

Ever try scones spiked with sultanas? Face down on Planet X I was.

It was banging up Battenberg that did me in finally, though. I went from pink to yellow and back so many times I've now been diagnosed with Eccles-type Schizophrenia. The Trebor Mint therapy didn't work but I'm stable now on the Smartie Regimen.

[3SidedSquare]

"custard gannets" always get me

[Butteryjam]

This just shows how stupid some "celeb's" are, if they think they will get a bit of good publicity they will say anything you tell them to.

[hotelmario510]

@getmadgetmad1 Oh come on, Noel Edmonds is a manchild, he'll believe anything you chuck at him.

[hotelmario510]

The music bit was the best.

[Geshreeyeh]

DIEmosmericANDERSONphosphate.

[scaredmonkey]

Ponce on the heath !

[flaxonx3]

"Part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon" & "And I really do mean take care". What kind of age are we living in when Edmonds is on our screens again & Chris Morris isn't.

[danfrost313]

@flaxonx3 It's a fuckin' disgrace.

[mynameisartie]

Who else rewound to see Chris Morris in the telephone box?

[mynameisartie]

He thought he'd got a month to cross the street

[KingDiamondHead]

@getmadgetmad1

Yeah, they really did believe it.

[StanleyDonwood]

Lol I was convinced that Noel Edmonds was Richard Branson

[particle409]

I don't know whether cake sounds fun or terrifying.

[DafTacoustics]

Sounds like a lot fun doesn't it, if you want to be part of the summer of death...

[DomIstKrieg]

Shatners Bassoon. Jesus Christ, didnt they think that sounded a bit strange? Shatners fucking Bassoon

[earlofeastjurong]

Shatner's Bassoon !!! hahahahahahaha

[aryanstallyan]

use your cheese box and say no. never.

[IndiaAndTeri]

lololololololololoololololoolo­olol

[TeflonTron]

16 people are a fucking disgrace!

[ComicalAli1970]

@TeflonTron

More like 17 now.

[jkodee]

fookin disgrace

[CrosshairJack]

Bernard Manning - "Fukin' ell"

[ThePrice8]

I've got a problem with my Shatners basson

[grandpianogeorge]

I really wish I could buy one of those t-shirts.

[macsnafu]

IIRC, musician Lisa Loeb was know to use both Cake AND Pie...

;-)

[mouembi2]

5:07 - sick dubstep

[murrangurk]

Shatner's Bassoon!!

[jgdctracker]

You all may laugh but I nearly bought my family to ruin because of my Cake addiction. At it's height my addiction ran to over USD500 per day.

Kids! Stay off it! As they say here "it's a made up drug". EVIL. Ohh, I well remember the nights I spent out trying to score some... only to have to throw the cash down the drain because I never could.

[v0iceofreason]

i'm caked off my face right now

shit's so ca$h

[MrLimsky83]

It looks more like a urinal cake lol

[brickct123]

I lol'd. Epicly.

[GubbleBumm]

...it's not real!!!

[agrimMetAPHER]

"But what about this?" Then he picks up a flipping tea cup!

[agrimMetAPHER]

Dont do cake....its an F'ing disgrace.

[TeflonTron]

15 people are a fucking disgrace.

[jez0000]

'Use your cheesebox and say no, never.'

:-D

[stiffgrain]

The cake is a lie.

[NuttyGooner82]

@stiffgrain The Cake is NOT a lie!

[rsgalhero]

One young kiddie on cake cried all the water out of his body!

[skellington93]

i thought noel edmonds was in jail for shooting clive anderson

[Hogstaar]

ROFL HARRIS!!!

[Elibobbob]

A minute seems like a month.. Sounds like FUN!..... Unless your the prague school boy who walked in to the street striaght in fron of a tram, he thought he had a month to cross the street....... A genius line, what a writer, I notice Arthur Mathews (Father Ted) contributed script to this show. Chris Morris is great but don't let us forget the the great unsung heros, the writers.

[MrWonderful855]

I wonder how many of these celebs are in on the joke?

[davidfox1983]

@MrWonderful855 None of them!

[MrWonderful855]

@davidfox1983 I find that hard to believe.

[djparnate]

the real cake is called ...... BZP

[TStyle1979]

"Hattie Jakes' Pretentious Cheese Wog"

Just spectacular.

[DafTacoustics]

"Could we lose this bit about the slow crushing of his skull?"

[Hanalouloubaby]

I want a pocket size version of Chris Morris' brain

[andyroocraig]

Shatner's Bassoon!!! Just first class... Brasseye was nearly as good as Big Train!

[megatron82]

@andyroocraig

lol big train is the tits :)

[Misishaxi]

Brass eye needs to be re-run in it's entirety and made mandatory viewing for everyone. Everywhere.

[RicNatureboyFlair]

a second feels like a month.... just like magic mushrooms

[severedfate]

awesome, who doesn't liek this??? get alife..its geniously playing several angles, including the idiocy of politicians treatment of drugs, the media's portrayl of issues as well as celebrities' idiocy and cashing in on free publicity

[EvenflowBlack]

First comment!

Oh, for crying out loud - it WOULD've been the first comment if my old boom-raving Cake habit hadn't fucked my Shatner's Bassoon. I'd have typed quicker.

[TheMrLusk]

15 custard gannetts here are on CAKE

[Mick342]

love the spin he does with the stereo....... :P .....i want a custard gannet

[dan32113]

Mr Kipling is a cake dealer, get smacked of yer tits on Fondant fancy...

[FungasUK]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen, lol... :)

Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack is still in my vocabulary today! And dear old racist knobcheese Bernard Manning...one of his finest moments!!!

[Abingtoncricket]

Shatners Bassoon!

[imastinkingrat]

@Abingtoncricket

:D

[SPLATdangerTHEspazz]

3:18 - BUT THIS IS CAKE. XDDD

[zacharyvince]

Shatner's bassoon - funniest made-up term I've ever heard

[welshfilmbuff]

"Is it any wonder that users frequently complain of monumental depression?"

No matter how many times I see this and after all that build up with the ghetto blaster (or whatever plays muzak nowdays), that line never fails to make me LOL

[lardfountain]

Czech Neck.  amazing!

[chu1111111]

''he thought he had a month to cross the street' '

hahaha 'it sounds like lot of fun if you want to join the summer of death'

arghh im in stitches

[Dortmundfanatiker77]

GEIL!

[CFodderESG]

"One boy cried all the water out of his body. Imagine how his mother felt. Fucking disgrace."

Brass Eye; truly a masterpiece.

[Dubbed2Death]

"POTENTIOUS CHEESE WOGG!" LMFAAO

[wonderdogger]

Dark UK sketch comedy with a hint of mint. This is our first video and we'd love to know what you think. If you like it please rate, comment, subscribe!

[klutterkicker]

We must fight until yellowcake is a controlled substance!

[yallnome06]

i took cake once, my chekneck never eased off

[Daderade]

shatner's bassoon

[sallyfieldrequired]

CAKE IS A MADE UP DRUG! remeber that makes it even more dangerous

[djparnate]

THIS DRUG REMINDS OF BZP

[CelebritySuicide]

Anyone got any Basildon Puke Plates?

[B1ggu5]

"Help FUKD and BOMBD. Eliminate this evil!"

[B1ggu5]

"One girl threw up her own pelvis bone..."

[KellyAnnRhymes2010]

best bit chech neck hahahaha !

[KellyAnnRhymes2010]

F.U.C.K.D AND B.O.M.B.D



[taffwob]

Rolf Harris saying "Joss Acklands spunky backpack" makes me laugh even now when I think about it. It's the sort of thing that pops into my head at funerals & leaves me fighting to keep a straight face all the way through.