99 PROBLEMS

[BladeofBloodXxs]

my ringtone

[MrDeepLondon]

Jeez...this beat is soo raawwww... i love rediscovering proper hip hop :)

[danilospykie]

I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one...

[TehNightmare69]

@danilospykie

I Got 99 Problems And Your Comments 1 !

(Most Raped Comment in This Song)

[michaelfortier1]

GF-i got 99 contacts on my phone, whose going to be number100?

Me- you got mitch on there?

Gf- whose mitch?

Me-99 contacts and a mitch aint one!

[Mrman4007]

If you're having adventurer problems I feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one, hit me.

[videomakerman100]

i got a dig bick like if u read it wrong

[NatosREekeiEinai]

/watch?v=4tskK2CJfGo

[Marko23MVP]

This song was recorded before he went out with Beyonce right?

[SteamOnYou]

the original is so mushc better then this shit

[Leg3ndhax]

If you have adventuring problems i feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows, But my knee hit one!

[ivankriss1]

I got 99 prblems an I killed 932 people

[stinger1985]

If you're having oven problems I can feel for you, son

I've got 99 cookies cuz a bitch ate one

[kalejphen]

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one but 99 derp

[whitemagic70]

Ate 99 pussys and got VD from one :( Boo Yeah!

[whitemagic70]

She got 99 daddy's but they is only one!

[whitemagic70]

Thumbs up if "Fright Night 2011" brought you here!

[whitemagic70]

I got 99 cents but a dolla aint one! ;)

[usernameistakenlh]

if you have discovering problems i fell bad for you son

i dodged 99 arrows but by knee took one

[TwixTwist12]

99 Cookies Cuz A Bitch Ate One*(:

[Killamaan72]

I got 99 socks but I can't match none.

[MoCHiMoNSTeRR]

I got 99 cookies 'cause a bitch ate one.

[rasmus0020]

Din mor er ikke lækker.. Din famsen er

[IrishTim13]

This is going to be my wedding song.

[theRedhood24]

If your having adventure problems,

I feel bad for you son,

I dodged 99 arrows,

but,

I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS

[beau7desastre]

I wonder if Beyonce likes this song... 

[oXauSo]

I play Battlefield 3, I got 99 bugs and my FAMAS is one :D

[LukewarmPotato]

HIT MEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!

[itismychannel1]

i got 99 bitches and you are one

[larsy1313]

YO MAN CHECK OUT SOME REAL SHIT

Eli G - Don't Need Your Love

[BlackBoxofPandora]

If you trying to get a thumbs up I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but ratings aint one

[CDG100B]

i have 99 problems but the biggest one is that i enjkoy the big black penis

[potctk]

I got 99 problems, and my math class is one.

[thaDudefuckinAbides]

i got 99 bitches, and aint one a problem

[bboyz80896789]

i got 99 problems but a bitch aint 1

[DAlax17]

in science class yesterday we were taking a test and my friend john turned his test in and turned around and was like "I GOT 99 PROBLEMS NOW THIS TEST AINT ONE! HIT ME!"

[101pimpdaddymac]

@firewolf11567 thanks for ruining his shit correcting him since no one else is going to say it

[JustADream1229]

If you having meme problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but my knee ain't one

[Bump1ngrind]

I got 99 problems and they're all bitches.

[boradubber]

lets make a nfs theme

if your having car problems i feal bad for you son, i dodged 99 spike stripes but my tire took one

[Cl1ckHere01]

If you are experiencing difficulties with the opposite sex I express my pity for you, lad

For I hath four score and nineteen hindrances to resolve - however, a wench is not among them.

[pjlaw88]

@Cl1ckHere01 hahaha this will be top comment

[potctk]

@Cl1ckHere01 LMAO! thats funny

[freedfighter96]

@Cl1ckHere01 Grammar Nazi

[Cosuin]

@Cl1ckHere01 So good.

[SuperSambaxter]

@Cl1ckHere01 thou art one of thee genius sir , gratitude.

[JarrettRandall]

@2012gameover1 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahaha (opinions) ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[juggernautbruh]

jay-z now has 100 problems

[acesarge2]

Herman Cane has 99 problems and they all bitches.



[GameAnalysis12]

i got 99 problems but my cousin is 1

[firewolf11567]

@GameAnalysis12 Incorrect grammar... It would be "I got 99 problems and my cousin's one." If you say but, it usually means it contrasts with it as to and agrees... I am no english teacher, nor do I know it is a good explanation, but I suggest you learn.

[dylanr64]

928 people's bitch is thier problem

[Goenie2005]

lol@werdnire :-)

[jasuuun]

absolutely hate this jigaboo! niger

[AssBanit69]

You got quiditch problems i feel for you son, i got 99 problems but the snitch aint one

[EveryNameIsTakenFFS2]

I love pussy.

[Sneahky]

I Got 99 Pencils and a Bitch Broke One.

[banfrij]

i got 99 problems and a fucking problem with the same jokes

[AlexJFennell]

@banfrij That's actually funny and mildly original.

[1129thebeast]

people need to stop stealing my comments and taking credit 4 them

[SmexyStrawberry]

YAH WELL NOW YOU GOT 100 PROBLEMS! BEYONCE'S PREGNANT!

[robloxkrazy621]

@SmexyStrawberry err. WAS pregnant.

[zepacoca]

I got 99 problems and they all bitches

[SkiersAnonymous]

@zepacoca you cant just post part of a kid cudi song and hope people think your funny, because most people know where its coming from.

[nikii4900]

i got 99 problems but ma swag aint one

[PThorpe11]

does anyone know where i can find some 0.7 lead?

[chucktaylorssz]

@PThorpe11 lmfao what??

[I3ATURloLz]

I got 99 bitches around me and I can't name 1

[rjperryusa]

For all the haters of JAY-Z, if you hate him so much, why do you listen to his music? just to be a bitch? idiots

[thekingstallard]

i got 99 condoms cause the bitch made me use one.

[Phoenix2013able]

i told 99 girls it aint mine but one taking me on the maury show dam

[trane2ify]

i dodged 99 bullets but my head took one

[Rasso93]

Jay-z is very very bad rapper but i like this song just this

[werdnire]

If your having adventuring problems,

I feel bad you son,

I dodged 99 arrows,

but my knee took one.

[freedfighter96]

@werdnire LOLOLOLOLOL

[AlexJFennell]

@werdnire Oh, reused comment.

[aartbastiaan22]

@AlexJFennell arrow doesn't mean unoriginal idiot

[AlexJFennell]

No, It's already been used like 5 times, so yes, it's unoriginal.

[aartbastiaan22]

@AlexJFennell youtube is unoriginal

[Level9Lime]

@aartbastiaan22 youtube is unoriginal

[aartbastiaan22]

@Level9Lime exactly what crossed my mind

[Howlongcanimakethis]

@werdnire Clever girl.

[MonsterISmyHEROIN]

@werdnire If your having game problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 games but Skyrim ain't one.

[ArtOfRuin75]

heavy...

[Bill2976]

jayz is GOOF

[tylerprice1984]

@Bill2976 kill yourself

[OwenDaGangster]

i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took 1

[MrWeezy905]

TorontoMadeMusic

SUBSCRIBE

[MrCherrypie2468]

I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one.

[TheCod4mania]

@MrCherrypie2468 Donuts are better :DD

[MrCherrypie2468]

@TheCod4mania Why would I have 100 donuts? Pssht.

[100BeastieBros]

if you havin math problems i feel bad for u son i got 99 problems 5 Times 6 AINT ONE!!!!!

[ThePaulyt33]

IF YOURE HAVING ADVENTURING PROBLEM THAN I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON CAUSE I HAD TO DODGE 99 ARROWS BUT MY KNEE TOOK ONE!!! HIT ME!!!

[fixedskye]

barely

[jjjj234jjjj]

its amazing how he tells a story and the rapping still fits 

[twiztedslim2010]

PLZ SHOW SOME LOVE

TWIZTEDSLIM-PUNISHER

TYPE THAT IN!

[nvlaxerg54]

for those who face the giants in a conference championship game youve got 99 problems and Lawrence tynes is all of em

[sightlysuperset]

if your having adventuring problems i feel bad for you son i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[Zetofumaster]

I FUCKED 99 HOOKERS BUT YOU FUCKED ONE

IF YOU IS HAVIN HERPIES I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON

[funerstuff]

i have 99 problems and a bitch is 98 of them

[MrRickeybobby123]

this song proves why black people raine supreme in the music industry

[anthony117ful]

i have 924 problems



[daiseyboy123]

lol still slappin this shit in 2012

[FANGSUP7]

It doesn't matter how you got here, or if you heard this before Battlefield 3 or not. Point is, we're all here, so shut up and enjoy the music.

╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

[JoeyEstephane]

we got 99 problem but osama ant one

[Dingaaloong]

If u dont like my lyrics u can press forward LOVE that punchline..

[AnttiFookyNorris]

I got 100 cookies cos' i killed that ho'



[ItsSelGomez16]

i got 99 muffins cos a bitch ate one :D

[valhatesyourface]

The awkward moment when Blue Ivy listens to this song....

[legalglitz]

I dedicate this song to my ex boyfriend. For he was the little bitch in our relationship.

[fredsta500]

@legalglitz You were probably just a menstrual, mentally unstable slut.

[EveryNameIsTakenFFS2]

@legalglitz If he was a "little bitch", why were you going out with him? Because you're too ugly to do better?

Maybe he wasn't a little bitch, its just that you were such a fat ass ho that, by comparison, your boyfriend looked small.

[missgilles]

@EveryNameIsTakenFFS2 Chill the fuck out. What is the world coming to when you start on a random commentor on Youtube? Surely there are more constructive ways to vent your anger?

[EveryNameIsTakenFFS2]

@missgilles relax bitch, I was joking.

Its fucking youtube, people like you need to remove that pole from their asses.

I like trolling.... sue me.

[AreWeBros]

I got dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one, HIT ME!

[FuddRucker1231]

@AreWeBros your dumb



[winterinsweden]

This is his best song ever

[cannbaba123]

THUMBS UP İF YOU HEARD THİS İN BATTLEFİELD 3

[MrMattamo]

If you have Skyrim problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows because my knee took one!

[d3athfr0mab0v3]

If you havin internet problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and a fucking ACTA is one

[drlewman93]

i got 99 lighters but a bic aint one

[bloodkeeper1995]

got 99 problems but my swag aint one

[GatremagWenYm]

If you are experiencing dysfunction with a female I grovel for you sir, I possess ninety nine inconveniences however an intimate relationship with a feminine partner does not happen to be one of said inconveniences.

[HydraWolf1]

Russia: If your havin M4 problems I feel bad for you, son, I got 99 problems but a Jam ain't one

America: Sad face, bro :(

[CurtisMcCrea]

I got 99 problems and CoD ain't one.

[elvenmage271]

Yeah its hard to have bitch problems when can't get one.

[straightfromvirginia]

If there was a zombie apocalypse, this is the song i would blast as i kill zombies by the billions.

[spoof257]

ill video

[armitron64]

before this song i knew nothing about rap lol

[Akonjoye12]

240p we meet again...

[marilynMONTENEGRO]

924 people got 199 problems

[thedudenetwork]

cookie monster says, "got 99 cookies but a bitch ate one

[The12Jacob]

Rick Ross: "If you hungry i feel bad for you son, i got 99 donuts and you ain't getting one, UGH"

[abk1990]

if you didnt hear this before battlefield 3. Then you should drown in your own spit

[MegaGamerfreak11]

This is the same thing that happpens to me :( 1:13

[TheLittleMex1]

i got 49 problems and a giant is one

[wizardrymaster123444]

jayz g fam



[1129thebeast]

beyonce had a baby you got 100 problems

[oka192]

if you have adventuring problems i feel bad for you son/

I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[TheFloyd97]

/watch?v=kIHLvErX-Wc&feature=s­hare

[michaelpruitt30]

i got 99 problems nd there all bitches



[ashleesimpsonstar]

HOVA!!

[tomafila]

JAY Z IS AN ILLUMINATI SHIT !!!

[PvMxBeast]

I Got 99 Cookies But A Bitch Ate One.

[KateDenthimamai]

jay z : I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A ..

beyonce : I'M PREGNANT

jay z : ...fuck it.

[Protomanbeawsome]

I guess you could his new girl .......a problem child

ha hahaha ohhhh

[SerArea]

THUMBS UP IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE BATTLEFIELD 3

[jbkgjbkg]

@SerArea Hipsters

[lSPlKylelSRSl]

@SerArea the fuck is battlefield 3

[lnzpyr]

@SerArea WAAYY before. I bet you didn't bitch, fishing for likes nigga.

[ruin3r]

@SerArea fucking kids.. the songs from 2004 and is a new classic, i'm gonna hope most people heard of it prior to some shitty ass random game that just came out.

[MrLeakage]

I got 99 problems and a kid ain't one.

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

I got 99 ploblems but a bitch aint won. Forever Alone son.

[TheKetsuban]

ii got 99 problem2 and a biitch ii2 all of them.

[L0ST1231]

@LimeySays You call me uneducated, yet look at your comment. I'm sorry you don't understand grammar.

[MrEliasescobar]

sooo have you seen on tv he beat lil wayne thats why this song was playing for battle field 3

[capitanzach]

this is not music

[fadoodle3]

@capitanzach Then your retarded as fuck because if this aint music then it must be a movie