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  • Thank you very much for the upload, my favorite scetch from McIntyre :)

  • What's wrong with the quality? Yes, it's filmed from a camera, but you can still see and hear what's going on, and HeebageX didn't ruin it by laughing in the background and they actually held the camera still.

  • @CandyLoveHearts25 thank you :)

  • S'cuse me love. You're kinda travelling in the wrong directionnn, I think ya need to concentrate more on your own geography alright!

  • i love this man!!!!!!!!!

  • Whoever that woman is, I applaud her.

  • did you record this with a low quality camera?

  • "I think you need to concentrate on your own geography, alright?"

    BEST. LINE. EVER.

  • 2:20 for cameraman's "hm hm"

  • Tip: Never watch a Michael MacIntyre clip and drink water at the same time, it has disasterous results.

  • He looks more chinese here.

  • 57 people took the wrong bloody train!!" :D

  • @ Michael Mcintyre.

    Another northerner here getting straight to the point:

    You're a twat.

  • @Tallpdf888 How, exactly?

  • i love this and i love the guality

  • a youtube video of a youtube video....thats new. lol

  • "SHIT!! Ian it's dad iv takein the wrong BLOOOOODY TRAIN"  :)

  • Who cares if it's not a good quality video! I'm just happy that it's been uploaded at all, makes me laught EVERY time and I've seen it about 20 times haha

  • @migrembe1 thank you :)

  • @CarineSkaterss Haha. Very clever.

  • POTATOE CAMRAE

  • i hate geography homework...

  • I'VE TAKEN THE WRONG BLOODAY TRAAAIN! XD

  • is it weird that im having a bit of a crush on him? i just find him so adorable and so cute..

  • @One4Mcfly No way! I love him, his personality just makes him so attractive :*

  • the fact that there's an annotation 'watch in hq' is almost as funny as the clip :D

  • ''hes not on the phone!!''

  • press 7 LMAO!

  • I can't even remember the time they had HQ on Youtube.

  • @CarineSkaterss He recorded it with a potato ;)

  • WARNING: Do not eat during this video else your food will be splattered over your screen at 1:48

  • @ShakeYourBodyDown i wish i saw your comment b4 i drank. it came out my nose and my eyes leeked. total face explosion.

  • Good quality version

    youtu(dot)be/VW4NCQ8gctg

  • Press 2 and 7 repeatedly to see Michael have a fit!!

  • Ive taken the wrong bloody train!

  • Regardless to the not so good or as my brother put it "atrocious" quality I would to say... "pahahhahahahahahahahahaha, Michael McIntyre you leg end!!!!"

  • I HATE it when people argue on youtube videos, it's pathetic! Just enjoy the video

  • @Clowsie95 THANK YOU! I didn't name this video "michael mcintyre, oh and by the way it's fantastic quality"! :)

  • @HeebageX So true! At least you didnt add HQ to it like most people

  • @bilalp06 wouldn't even know how to do that

  • @HeebageX I think they meant in the video title

  • @CarineSkaterss Oh, um ...its a camera ;) #Blesshim

  • This is my favourite Michael McIntyre clip ever!!!!

  • @TheMutification good one.

  • i feel afraid for ian.........<3

  • Eddie Izzard has let himself go at the end.

  • 00:00 - So cute! :)

    The woman's comment at the end of the anecdote was just brilliant! :)

  • "IAN!" - he must've been on a mobile. Why does everyone feel the need to talk at ninety decibles on their mobile?

    The only reason people think that mobile phones could imply a link to certain types of cancers would be because we're all holding our phones at arm's length because the other person is talking to us as though we're at opposite ends of a football pitch!

  • I love his face when he goes 'i've taken the wrong bloody train' :,)

  • 30 people took the wrong train

  • that man.... got pwned by that lady... js.

  • @iGleekful Two things pissed me off about what you just said! ''pwned'' :It was a mistake made by a child and only tools copy it. Also ''js'' (meaning just sayin' I assume?) : Do you feel the urge to copy everything you see people putting on they're facebook status? Like just sayin' makes it any less offensive. Your an uneducated cunt and do not deserve to live just sayin'!!!!!!

  • @dannysmith15 erm, what age are you? text language, wow... chill. how am i uneducated? im 15 and use SOME text language, big deal there are worse typers than me. and how am i uneducated? im from northern ireland and i live in the capital and go to a grammar school. if you even know what that is. and thats just too far sayin i dont deserve to live. your sucha nasty fuck tbh. btw, did you put enough exclimation marks there? or wana add a few more?

  • @iGleekful The last sentence was an example, it wasn't directed at you. Pwned is not text language and I was not criticising your text language, I was criticising you copying off other people by saying ''pwned'' and ''just sayin'' ( not text text language) text language is like ''txt'', ''2moz'' ect. It being called a grammar school does not mean is specialises in grammar lmao. It's just what they call it to attract people.

  • @dannysmith15 "js" is text language. idiot. and grammar schools do more and harder work than ordinary secondary schools, or maybe its just Northern Ireland, i duno. and i love how you dont mention about how you told me that i 'dont deserve to live'. you went way too far. and how am i copying people? everyone says 'pwnd' you see it used more often than 'powned'. fuck off and leave me alone, you obviously just a cunt that trolls videos and picks on people for no reason. get a fucking life.

  • @iGleekful Did I quote ('') js? No! ''THE LAST SENTENCE WAS AN EXAMPLE, IT WASN'T DIRECTED AT YOU'' Can you not read? ''Everyone say pwnd'' Like I said COPYING! Nobody says powned coz the original is owned 'p' was pressed accidentally instead of 'o'. Who told you that you do more work than normal schools? You do the same. It's like when schools are called technology or sports colleges. They dont do more of the name! You nead to learn to read and take it in!

  • @dannysmith15 look, when i say it outloud i say 'pwnd' so yea fuck you. and why call it a grammar school if its no different than a secondary school? oh yea, cause its different. the workload is harder and theres more of it and i know it for a fact so stfu. btw, your like 9 years older than me so why try to pick a fight with someone younger than you?im not even gonna bother talking to such an ignorant dickhead any more so if you post a reply,idc cause im not gonna be replying.JS.

  • @iGleekful You have the mindset of a 10 year old. Your workload is no harder or lengthier than any other school. You obviously dont know that for a fact and clearly want to think your something special when your clearly not. If you went to a technology school that wouldn;t mean you have more technology word to do you complete moron! People who say just sayin' without abbreviating it are sheepish, copying, pathetic idiots that feel they need to fit in. You really need to grow a pair. Ignoramus!

  • @dannysmith15 im sorry, i just laughed like a bitch at you trying to sound above me, and better than me by using long words, 'ignoramus' wtf? whos says that anymore? :L and yes, i think you'll find we do get a bigger workload than secondary schools. thats why they have a different name. i live in northern ireland, so it might be different from wherever your from, but i know what im talking about so stfu, and pick on someone your own age, and not 9 years younger like me.

  • @iGleekful The fact that you think ignoramus is a big word and you think a grammar school is better (or harder) that any other is hilarious. Thats like saying who say's long words, tomorrow, who say's that anymore?... You making assumptions and not actually knowing facts. You go to anormal school with a name, how do you not understand that? ''pick on someone your own age'', how old are you 8? Like me saying that to a 30 year old! Age doesn't matter when you grow up. You clarly haven't! Baby!

  • i've taken the wrong BLOODY TRAIN!!

  • love this guys laugh at 2.22

  • @CarineSkaterss if there's a better version of it, please feel free to go and watch it.

  • stop at 1 min 21 seconds!!

    

  • this is crap quality

  • @djphillips then go buy a fucking DVD.

  • @HeebageX ahahahahaha you legend LOL 'go by a fucking DVD' ahaha oh that was funny

  • @HeebageX its sad tht u got this clip from bbc iplayer, and telling someone else to watch a dvd

    why?

    just tell me

  • @HeebageX thts right testify wooo you can still see it you can still here it want better quality thn watch it on tv watch it on the dvd or watch it live simple lol nicde one though

  • wtf did u record this on your fucking nokia3310

  • Crap quality

  • @balloonboy972 don't watch ot then.

  • This is the funniest one I've seen haha!

  • one of the best things about michael is that he doesn't pay out his wife. i really hate those comedians who get married and all of a sudden their only material comes from "silly" things their wives have said. it's never funny, it just seems like "well, why the hell did you marry her if all you have is contempt for everything she says?"

    i'd be pretty upset if my husband went out and told thousands of people every night about how stupid i was.

  • omg you copied it, i saw the tab thing for youtube -.-

  • @HollsBaba that's iPlayer, not youtube.

  • come back constantly to watch this clip i love this clip

  • haha great comedy. stop at 1 min 9 seconds ahahaha

  • why do people have to over analyze stuff...just laugh

  • stop at 13 seconds!!!

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  • @nattynattyisme you don't need to see, it's more about what he's saying. if you don't like it, don't watch.

  • @DanceTilWeDrop kk soz, did not mean 2 offend u

  • @nattynattyisme as long as you heard it and it made you laugh :)

  • @hitsumatsulover i love how he just relies on things that happen in his life, its what makes him a ledge:)

  • He's amazing ! he's a cross between robin williams and Rowan Atkinson (mr.bean)

  • I love Michael McIntyre! You can just relate to everything he says! :)

  • i like the fact that he doesnt actually do lots of sex jokes, he relies on daily happenings rather than newspapers or scandals and actually never disses his wife...he is not belittling more like a common sense comedian while most comedians stress on being controversial and incredibly sarcastic-shock value...he does good mimicry/impersonation and has a good singing voice and has trademark mannerisms that would make anyone impersonating him easily identifiable-as bigheartedbrit sed,he doesnt swear

  • @hitsumatsulover I agree with everything you said, except he does swear, just not excessively and unnecesarily :)

  • @hitsumatsulover He talks about electrical appliances, contributes nothing to the art of stand up comedy and has no reason to do comedy except make money. It's pathetic and boring and its saps like you who buy his DVDs like captured partisans digging their own grave.

  • I am very concerned for Ian's welfare.

  • @JessMurgatroyd :) youre well lucky :O

  • @HeebageX

    Awesome :) hopefully I can go see him live this year woop :D

  • @eleanorlucyrobertsX I wish I could :/

  • ' I'm on traaaaain' :L I do love michael mcintyre, I got his DVDs for crimbo and I've read his book :) amazin and a genius :D

  • @eleanorlucyrobertsX I've read his book too, he's hilarious! :)

  • @eleanorlucyrobertsX I read his book. :) I have a signed copy.

  • PEOPLE!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK is the point of recording something from your pc screen with a CAMERA???!?!?!?

    O.o

    there are FREE programs that do it, people, FREE programs, WITHOUT losing wuality and shaking around

    ...IF you REALLY can't download the video and convert it, like it's SUPPOSED to be...

    ...really...

    thanks for the upload though, just had to get thtat out of my system^^

  • @nitewulf2hell well I can't download stuff on my PC sorry, and thank you :)

  • @HeebageX

    not at ALL? O.o what's wrong with it?

  • @nitewulf2hell well I've downloaded stuff before and it went weird so I'm not supposed to anymore :/

  • @HeebageX

    i see - well i wish you the best of luck on how that develops^^

  • @nitewulf2hell haha thank you :)

  • "your currently travelling in thw wrong direction.. i think you need to concentrate on your own geography" LOL the woman just owned him XD

  • this is on bbc iplayer

  • i laughed my headd of ALLLLL night at this ... thiis is 1st time iv ever hearrd micheal mcintyre and i love him now i <3 it how he saiid im on the wrong ...... train!!!! ahaha xxxxxxxxx

  • Make it neat! .... Iain, I've done it again. I'm on the wrong bloody train! :D LOL

  • "The moment when a train comes in the opposite direction and you think you're going to die" :P

  • Poor Ian. haha

    Imagine watching this and realising that it's you he's talking bout you?!?!

  • LOL @ 0:50! That is SO flipping true! That happens to me a lot! X''D

    Michael Mcintyre is a comedy GENIOUS! =D

  • Lol straight to the heart of the sentance is the northern way. "I'm on - TRAIN!", "Hungry? Right - TO EAT!" XD

  • ................SHIT!.........­....

  • this made me CRY WITH LAUGHTER :L :L xD

  • IAN , I'M ON THE WRONG BLOODY TRAIN ! He's actually sooo hilarious !

  • I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEE THIS GGGGGGUUUUUYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jarkus larkus. Mate you are sooo wrong it isn't even funny. Michael McIntyre is hilarious. Yeah Lee Evans is too but he swears his head off and makes funny faces. Wow, isnt so different isn't it (!).

    Gah stupid thing, I'd rate it 5 stars but mi pc has gone into spas mode.

  • @HeebageX lol

  • "that is not a nice person"

    i have no idea why but that had me cracking up for about five minutes.

  • That is not a nice person

  • I love him so much :'D This voice he uses here is epic! I hope Ian's okay... o-o

  • @Cloudgauntlet haha i know!

  • i love michael mcintyre!!!! :D funniest comedian ever!

  • i like that he makes everyday things funny :)

  • @ktockly yeah, thats why i like him :D

  • @HeebageX im going to go to his book signing tomorrow

  • @HeebageX thats why everyone likes him. he's an obsevasional comedian.

  • ahahahaha "excuse me love, you're currently traveling on a train in the wrong direction, I think you need to worry about your own geography"

  • i laugh cos its happened to me !

  • wow this is AMAZING

  • So lolz

  • 'geography? right! do it! AND MAKE IT NEAT' XD

  • Love Him.

    AMAZING!

  • one of the best ! x

  • ahahahah this is unreal... ahahahahaha

  • EPIC WIN!!!

  • its not dan u spacker,, its dad!!!

    lol Michael McIntyre is hilarious!

  • lololololololololool @

    'excuse me love, you're currently travelling in the wrong direction. i think you need to concentrate more on your own geography' Micheal McIntyre is hilarious XD

  • "IAN, ITS DAN, IVE TAKEN THE WRONG BLOODY TRAIN!!!!!"lol

  • @xdiamondwolf12x it's dad lol

  • I loved dat episode

    It was da first one i ever saw.

    And the last one.

    And the da funniest one ever.

    MICHAEL MCINTYRE RULES

  • '...and mek it neaaaaat' lmaooo hahaha hes the best comedian evaahhhh :D x x x

  • OMG AN ANNOUNCMENT ABOUT IAN!! XD

  • LMAO FUNNY AS FK !!!!! :D XXxxxxxxx

  • lmao his face is 1:09-1:11

  • For some reason, I crack up when he says "An announcement about Ian" And then I can't stop :D

  • Samme I laugh just thinking about it :D

  • @TheMichaelbublefan Haha, he's funny isn't he? :D I can't stop watching this.

  • hahahaha owned doesn't even begin to touch it

  • LMAO his funniest thing yet :D

  • i actually LOVE that joke :P

  • Ian's Dad reminds me of Vernon Dursley...

  • haha perfect

  • Haha so right about trains going in the opposite direction. I LOVE

  • you need to worry about your own geography :L

  • he's so right about people with contorted unpleasant faces, i've seen a few of them :D

  • this whole episode is funny :L

  • Most of his stuff is hilarious because it's true!

    He is definitely my favourite comedian, he proves that you don't have to be crude or unkind, and that every other word you say dosen't have to be a swear, to be hysterically funny!!

  • lol yes thats exactly how i feel about him. he does swear but he very rarely talks about sex and stuff, just real life experiences

  • @HeebageX how is sex not a real life experience =P

  • @Lolznator I think they mean ordinary, everyday experiences. Normal stuff that isn't entertaining until he talks about it and makes it funny =D

  • @HeebageX Peter Kay were there first

  • @BigHeartedBrit Kinda' agreed. But he war funnier when he was on Top Gear.

  • @BigHeartedBrit yeah. i hate it when a joke is only funny because the comedian swore to make it funny. McIntyre can make anything funny by just telling the audience what happened.

    Although, Lee Evans is an exception, as he swears his head off but he's still hilarious =P

  • HIS HAIRRRRRRRR <3

  • hehe this is soo funni id love this to happen on the train on my commute to uni.....id prolly be in stiches all day.