Patrick Duffy & The Crab: The Crab Dares Patrick To Eat A Dime

[Aikidolphin]

One less mystery in the world.  Mmmm-mmm. Dimey.

[DUSTEDBRICCS]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

[crassyfrake]

Crab better be careful, Patrick might threaten to "tear him apart" and throw him in a random pool

[nothugsinourhouse]

@crassyfrake Your comment was beautiful - a fellow Dallas fan!!

[wfl19]

@crassyfrake or a crock pot

[Pure5TWN4G3]

Hey i thought Patrick Duffy was Scuzzlebutts leg?

[hermiecute101]

haha

[Crazyeraser1]

I have a Youth minister with the same name as Patrick!

[Janybody17]

omg tooo funny.

[JourniHeart23]

This was so funny.....I dare u 2 eat a quarter! hahahaha!

[codemonkeyslikeme]

sub* lol

[Robansuefarm]

I bet Patrick eats the dime. PEER PRESSURE! "For who?" "Me." "One little thing." I knew it. He eats the dime! 

[ratrfan1]

OMG!! this is hilarious

[YouWantPineapple]

best thing ever!!!

[maddayyee]

my fave video ever!

haha!

i love the last bit,

'i dare you to eat a quater'

patrick duffyy is hott !

[illGracesin]

GREAT STUFF! Any truth to the Dallas spinoff on TNT?

[xBigBlueMonsterx]

This video never gets old. "You've seen someone eat other coins?" Hahahaha

[YouWantPineapple]

We demand "Patrick Duffy And The Crab" action figures!!!

[mrsbartycrouchjr]

"A kid in my elementary school ate a penny once. He was a weird kid."

Hahaha! I also ate a penny once and I also was a weird kid. :D

[wfl19]

@mrsbartycrouchjr i swallowed  a quarter

[GrausigGrausig]

What an ending!

[Tommygun264]

"That's part of the mystery, the excitement."

Genius.

[quizlixx]

I love this series

[difficultbastard]

I think it would have been really funny if they had him rushed off in an ambulance at the end.

[YouWantPineapple]

brilliant! love it!

[jlamour]

WTF

[AnnagoneBANNANAS]

lol. love the crab

[2tired2thinkvideos]

That dimes gonna hurt when it reaches the flip side. :D

[Sangfroidation]

Haha nice work.

[elvisobsessor]

i LOVE this. :) :)

and Patrick. :D

[mubutubelly]

These are the best things ever! More!

[CrateWolf]

SO FUNNY, love Patrick Duffy!

[Hyenashowl]

The crab sounds like a cross between Steven Wright and Garfield.

[mcvlog]

watch out for that Susan B. Anthony

[cookie4monster4]

Hahaha this is fantastic.

[Barot8]

Love these! Great stuff!

[Aurakitsune]

Hahaha. I once nearly choked on a quarter. Good times.

[hmmhh2]

Rockin' the crab world! 5 stars.

[sarniatownreggae]

If they were in Canada, the Crab would dare Patrick to eat a toonie.

[LeeCalif]

Oh FUNNY !!

[poser4sho]

what the fuck is this? this is unbelievably lame!

[LeeCalif]

Poor humorously-challenged individual.

I will pray for you.

[wmlr1234]

Scuzzlebutt lost his leg.

[stickshaka]

He's still got his hand of celery.

[VanFitz]

Next episode please!! I'm starting to jones!

[willobird]

This is FUNNY! More please!

[hatterle]

I don't know why but I really like this. Looking forward to more. I live in the Rogue Valley.

Thanks for this unique video.

[mubutubelly]

loving this. next episode please!!!!

[VanFitz]

Where's the next episode?!?!?!?

[willowfan17]

This is not really that funny

[degeneratecomedy]

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[YouWantPineapple]

That crab is genius and hilarious. But where is the next episode?!

[Argonaut22j]

That crab is obnoxious and not funny.

[changyboi]

OMG lol, so funny@!!!!

[freewally66]

I want MORE! More, more, more! When is the NEXT Patrick Duffy and the Crab video?!!!!

[swarlock]

Funny!

[bubblegumchewer8clp]

this so funny

[LorenzoMamasBoy]

Patrick is the man!!

He chants NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO

check out my videos and subscribe!

[mubutubelly]

When are more of these coming? I love them.

[lilkinzlove]

lol thats so funny

[lesouder2222]

Don't worry Patrick Duffy, the dime will pass through you in a couple of days.

[fullfilmed]

hahhahahahahhaa

very creative

nice work!

great acting too.

keep up the good work

[PinkMangoes5]

AHAHAHahahaha funny !

[YouWantPineapple]

When are more of these coming?! I love them!

[blakakara]

lawl! That's amazing dude! That just makes you go "what the heck? Why would you wanna eat a dime?" XDDD great. You should make more episodes.

[SaraBe11um]

Good God, that's funny. This video is so random, yet so genius.

[alt0z]

ok Patrick  is good de Miriam CHILE

[stiyvo]

i know someone that looks like that crab

[mubutubelly]

i love this video! patrick duffy is my new hero. the crab is my new idol.

[feikedoi]

until you change your hero and your idol 5 minutes later, when someone else will comment that this is the "best video ever".

I dare you doing differently.

[IanBond07]

I call this "What Guys Talk About" and sent it to every girl I know. They now understand why we are different than them.

[TubeFreak44]

Awesome !!!

[dannym1994]

ahahhahaha lmao nice video, i enjoyed it

[ethster0125]

i thought it was Pat duffy the skater

[mcslimz]

hahaha oh my gosh i want crabs now!

[classicgreats]

The crab should do this with Alan Thicke and see if anyone could tell them apart.

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

patrick duffy is on youtube?cool.

not smart to make this video though.kids could imitate it and get very sick.

[WIERDINVESTIGATES]

once you do 1 dare you got todo them all!

[luv4piggy]

sweet

[JPPT1974]

Used to love him on Dallas and Step by Step!

[rhk04004]

if it were anyone other than patrick duffy it would not have been so AWESOME!!!

[crazy8rgood]

You know, I've read like 50 of those and never responded, I should have died like, 50 times already. Grow some balls dude, something you read on youtube isn't going to kill you.

[Bigbossjin]

i mus have more of this!

[sillentskills]

another video?....oh my god.

lmao

[DKat263]

Lol I added the crab on facebook too. I love the vid...amazing!!!

[crazyaustin7]

haha lol thats funny

[playspore]

lol..thats funny..

[HPFUN]

lol!! 5 stars!!

[followthefiesta]

This is brilliant! I hope we can get you in our next video. (We're in the Rogue Valley...practically neighbors)

[Soilman22]

Genius.

[johnnyk67]

Is this the brainchild of Patrick, or did he get talked into this?

Either way... 5IVE Stars.

[YouWantPineapple]

The crab has a facebook page!!!!! under SHEL KRAB! i just joined. hilarious!!!!!!

[peeppodproductions]

lol. i dare youh to eat a quarter.

[Ivansvideocollection]

Now THAT was Funny!!! 5 stars for that!!!

[frostedhead]

They should've cancelled Dallas back in the day and put this on.

[MGibsonprodutions]

LOLLL

[123GiantPanda]

THIS IS SO FUNNY! I think it's the deep voice and the awkward pauses. Plus it's a crab. I am going to press the yellow button.

[pdd330]

haha thhomsen...we'll work on that. thanks for all the comments guys, and be sure to check out POPTUB on Youtube, they helped us get on the Homepage of Youtube Today!

Cheers!

[thhomsen]

I dare you to make more videos :P

[nrthdude1]

Um, love they guy - great with Victoria Prinicipal and Suzanne Smoers.

But maybe it's time for a "Dallas" reunion. Keep him busy and from doing stupid things like this.

[Ojikull95]

cool

i dare you to eat a dollar

[animeinabox]

LMAO.

[352nosnaH]

hahahha

i love this<333

[JohnshiBRPG]

this is funny!!!!!

[mariagsansone]

Remember "Step by Step"...aaaah Patrick Duffy..always a crowd pleaser

[pugggs]

im not the brightest crayon in the box... and i guessed the ending early on in the video.

[TUSBEAR]

This was absolutely hilarious! Patrick Duffy carries it off beautifully.

[nyel11]

hahaha!!!

very nice!!!

[itsnotme2006]

im still on 45sec of this video, but im already dead laughing.. still watching..

[youlittlepieceofshit]

fucking great!

[acattack12]

i dare you to eat a quarter XD

[gionje]

There are you happy now ? ..... I dear you to eat a quarter.

LOL

[TubeFreak44]

Great!!!

[kakashifreak44]

LOoL !!!

[andreous7]

what happened to the five bucks?

[samnod]

FUnny stuff

[lizlabeau]

BAHAHAHAHAhAHAHHAHAHA LMAO

[localarmvenue]

I wonder if this is all one of Victoria Principal's crazy dreams.

[alligabe]

why is this SO funny?! but it IS!

very.

[MunchkinMaike]

HA HA HA that was just great.

[bapefreshdadef123]

lol

[mubutubelly]

I love that the crab is such an instigator. I would like to party with the crab. LOL!

[Girak4949]

What the fuck are you saying?!

[ColevanFilms]

That was a lot better than I thought it was going to be. Actually, it was pretty awesome.

[eliiroxz]

lol xD

[Chick6517]

Loved this video! I like the way it was well put together. It wasn't just slob put on the site. Good Job! Good video! =D

[IamStevenD]

wat da hell was that??? funny but weird

[Gabiwynne]

Haha thats brilliant

[jacksonnicolem]

I dare you ro eat a quarter...omg hillarious!

[eeedel]

imagine the size of the women he had to bed to ...im sure that joke is old for this particular video series. funny stuff!

[tyriasmostwanted]

is that really david leisure?

[lloydbarker]

HA! Loved it. Keep 'em coming Padraic and Patrick and Crab!

Matt.

[rehrmogobears]

Isn't that the leg of Skuzzlebutt?

[bigbluebot]

lkolk saldkfjsaorijdclkfdsf~!!Jelkfs­ads

[skip63]

My kid just ate a dime because he saw you do it. JACKASS DUFFY.

You'll get the bill JACKASS

[AnneFTW]

LMAO I love that crab!

[VoLcOmSk8r4LiF3]

beautifully done

[tyriasmostwanted]

i think this is BRILLIANT!

[InfoEd]

This is so random and hilarious. I love it. Patrick Duffy rules.

[pdd330]

thanks for the comments glad you guys are enjoying it!! PLEASE forward to your friends and SUBSCRIBE/Favorite the video!

Thanks :)

[mubutubelly]

Brilliant. I want Patrick Duffy and The Crab action figures!

[ghhjhfjhng]

he was on like the biggest show in the world now he's doing THIS must need the money

[YouWantPineapple]

The guys probably a millionaire ten times over. And after seeing this, he's also a comic genius. Love it.

[profnoxin]

I agree with the below comment.  Everyone I show this to instantly achieves a demigod-like state.

[mrwinslow]

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON YOUTUBE.

[MattValleVid]

ahahaahaha!

[mortacrify]

make more of these their great

[supermanl79]

Ridiculous and Hillarious all at once, I love it!

[thephantomcreep]

Excellent.

[VanFitz]

Patrick Duffy, thank you for adding a little bit of weird to my day. Hilarious!

[rmgustaf]

Awesome!

[Freehawk52]

The Crab and Patrick met each other when they were doing regional theater. Google it and see.

[pdd330]

Thanks for the comments keep them coming!!  SUBSCRIBE if you haven't already

[themagicofMYSTERE]

AWESOME!!!!!

[freewally66]

The best comedy duo since sliced bread.

[JPizzle1122]

These are incredible. Mind sharing the story behind them? Like... why Patrick Duffy is making YouTube videos with a crab? Hahah - is this entirely just for fun, or will it be a promotion for something else? Thanks.

- Jon

[sarniatownreggae]

The Crab was a theater prop owned by couple Emily Cutler and Conor Duffy - who is, not surprisingly, Patrick's son. Put two and two together, and voila!

[UTubeReviewed]

These are getting better and better...

[cleverem]

The best thing ever.

[MRotman]

Ha- great!

[Freehawk52]

The voice of the crab is the "Joe Isuzu Guy." There's an article linked on Shel Krab's Facebook page. (Spoiler Alert - reading that article is like reading about Santa Claus.)

[cinecing]

Terrific , Couldn't stop laughing all along . Could it be possible to know who make the Crab's voice ? Can't wait the next one ! :D

[YouWantPineapple]

Brilliant! Love this!

[crock703]

Shel is a real card

[lyzettesalazar]

I just thought this was so adorable. I was hoping you would do another video soon, so I was happy to see this. Thanks for the entertainment. I just love that crab....and Patrick.

[jjbsdoll]

more please!

[MackDuncan]

Great! Now Vincent's going to dare me to eat currency.

[TehFrankenstein]

finally a new episode!!

[SuperDuperManMark3]

you are hiliarious, can't wait to see more videos

[pdd330]

Glad you like. Anyone eaten a dime before? haha.

Please spread the word and SUBSCRIBE if you haven't already!!

[ewugirlm]

Ha ha  :)

[Hegemon54]

gold

[theshadowfan]

Yes a new episode!