REAL RepubliCON STIMULUS:

~ CRAIG: A return foot-tapping under mens room stalls

~ LIMBAUGH: Blanket-free LIFE prescription for Oxy-Contin

~ W & SCARAH FAILIN: Each want 1% of Scare-Crow's Brain

~ COULTER: Get Adams Apple Removed

~ CHENEY: Keep Unilateral Contracts & Face Shootings Legal

~ NITT-WITT-MITT ROMNEY: Flip-Flop on ALL Issues

~ FOLEY: Return e-mails from teen boys

~ HAGGARD: A male hooker who won't kiss & tell about Sex & Meth

GOP GOAL: LOSE MANY more Senate & House Seats! ~B. Jindal