ONE OF MY KIDS IS NORMAL! (1/26/10-328)

[Watermelonspice97]

gaaaah that red comb on the plastic cup OH babytardo!!!

[kikikramar]

this was uploaded on MY BIRTHDAY lol 2 YRS AGO :D YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Blueninja5678]

At 7:14 babytard put the comb in the cup

[butterflys860]

07:50 -> babytard giving us the finger lol

[Killzone1912]

@schizophrenicPrime I hope I merry a woman who likes to be a vlogger with me to bad I'm 14 so it will be a long time

[Kbark3265]

I want to be a successful chef

[XMissGeeCeeX]

This was the first shaytards vlog I ever watched! Wow :') I finally found it!

[coolcharmedify]

hhaahaha you sang some of boxmans girlfriend from smosh!!

[lilGnTug]

I work at MacDiddy's =]

But of course, I rather be elsewhere in the future...

[TheMattG3]

i wanna work with shaycarl, and kassemg making youtube videos for a living, trying to make as many people laugh as possible on the biggest scale possible. no lie. i just like to entertain people.

[TheAdoptedShayTard]

It says it was uploaded 2 days into the future. Either you guys are in the future or I'm in the past....

[Carmella94]

I wish mommytard to get bangs again they looked so pretty on her

[blooeyedbecky]

I want to be a stay at home mom like Mommytard!

[Frananances]

I want to be a chef when I grow up!

[JennaBabes123]

who is this guy!? I no longer recognize him ;)

[BotherationIsZero]

Aaaaw! Everyone looks so young and cute :-)

[sugarland97k74j70k]

I really want to be a professional musician!!!!!

[staygolderica]

Did anyone else notice at 7:10 Babytard bushes her hair with that comb than puts it in her cup? Hahahah

[ninidalin]

awwww babytard repeats "baby" at 06.27:)

[CaylaA1]

When he started singing Smosh i got excited and stood up in my chair jumping up and down singing Boxman!

[glittericeskater99]

shay has lost soo much weight! congrats! :)

[SmallSkaterFreak]

omg shay is so fat hereee its make me cringe, i never reallly noticed cuz i was so used to seeing him fat...lol now he looks greatttt

[theRecONcile]

I happened to watch their latest video with mommytard ranting about the wooden dinner table.

[popsaber]

OHMYGOD

i came back to see this video and shay has lost so much weight!!!!!!!!!

great way to start 2012 :)

[niknodankers]

Has P.T cut her hair

[Jenchixo]

I do too have an excellent teacher in my Junior Year! :D I'm a JUNIOR! :D

[duggershayescoolman]

Pause @ 1:13 mommytards face is SO FUNNY thumps up so SHAY can see

[Ridthydams]

Shay you may not know this,but in 1 year from now instead of making T-shirts your going to make Calendars.....

[Olssonator]

Hahahaha boxman boxman smosh ftw

[AmyVsHomework]

It's like 1 in the morning I have so much homework to do but I can't stop watching Shaytard vloggs. I HAVE AN ADDICTION!

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg

The CDU is the ruling party in Germany

[mook5555]

Malachi :(

[hopefulxproductionz]

PT: "Dad...Can we just leave it down...not spicy?" LOL! TOO CUTE!

[lolwutbleh2]

11:48 SHAY william johnson lol

[zynation]

Babytard learned to put her comb in her drink!

[hello240963]

Babaytard put her comb into her cup. HAHAHAH

[got2many]

@hello240963 why is that funny? it's water.

[puppyprincess12345]

Maybe they washed the comb before

[SoBeIt1454]

Is Charles and alli married yet?

[MegaTight011]

@SoBeIt1454 Got married today

[torrpoop]

@SoBeIt1454 they just got married last week

[lafiglia100]

08:58 Lool PT is so random, she cracks me up

[668kitty]

I want to b a family

[peekayyemm]

my name is earl in the background when they're eating dinner!! :D

[akeilamermaid62]

it was not juice it was water

[JennaW150]

I either want to be a neo natal nurse or an oncologist

[saraclarke20]

Each time I go and say I am going to watch any random Shaytard's Viedo Vlog I Always click this one just randomly and not on purpose, So this it probley my 100th time watching this one viedo, I guess I have the nack on selecting the same viedo each time... Also I watch random shaytards viedos for at least 4 hours a day Cos I love this family soo much..and Who-ever is NOT subscribed I think you need a slap in reality So Subscribe , This family is awsome...Love You Shaycarl & The Tard Clan <3

[nanabanana613]

poor malachai!

[OperationKayKay]

OMG look how fat you used to be! you look awesome now! =D great work shay!

[jadamisty11]

i love looking back at these old vidoes

.i don't know why but they make me happy

:)

[JJCJLOVE911]

I wanted to be an obstetrician, but now I want to be a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit (NICU) Nurse.

[MohamedAmiNeRm]

this video was upload in my birthday yay

[hirokisa234]

Lol at Shay imitation of Malachi

[retards4evr]

Yea well my nana sent me the box set of Harry Potter 1-7. Beat that.

[ciara1617555]

6:58 - 7:17

did anyone else notice the "chlamydia" and "i <3 condoms" on the tv?!

LOL

[TiffanyVids7]

Lol babytard with the finger

[katiee835]

i wanna be a vet

[markandrefinleyjr]

they look like the family guy family

[MrBulletproofmunk]

i wanna be in a rock band or a pro skater or a tattoo artist

[Ian2CoryLoveeer]

i love how 30 people have thumbed up "Wonderwolf22's" comment although they're complaining that it's wrong.

[tlbphotovideo]

@WonderWolf22........ITS WATER,NOT JUICE -:( THATS JUST MESSED UP!

[bibian011]

"dad can we just leave it down not spicy" soo pdeffingp

[ImAlishaAwesome]

Added on my birthday! :] I want to be a photographer/videographer/awes­ome person! :]

[schizophrenicPrime]

I wanna be a vlogger's wife when I grow up :DD

just like mommytard, or Alli

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@schizophrenicPrime wouldnt you rather just be a vlogger? lol

[ULTRASSTADEL]

@schizophrenicPrime if you look like her, id be a vlogger husband with you.:D jk

[1bam159]

my social studies teacher this past year said would you rather be the president of the us or work at mcdonalds and he said he would rather work at mcdonalds

[lockerz38]

Shay video's make me think when u pick a Caeere path there a chance there no turning

[morg942212]

my favorite part is the malichi part :)

[nitrotasker]

I wish Malachi had a color like the dog off of up so he actually could talk

[wogZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]

did anyone notice at 17.00 it finnished :/

[morganlam1]

when babytard started eating before she was suposed to it reminded me of thanksgiing wenmy aunt put the turkey out and i took a WHOOLLLEE bunch of it and started eating it and my moms like "umm ur not suposed to be eating that yet.." and i was like "..oh.." and it was grooooosss

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

LOLOL when sontard had the box on his head...

[trinagranger]

@cuckachu I hope the police get you before you do any real damage

[iluvmyphone1011]

So im a huge shaytards fan and i love you guys!! <3 but i never realize what a selfish brat sontard was in the earlier videos!

[CtrlAltDltYou]

i'm working for a charity that feeds homeless people but i've always wanted to be a drug dealer, thanks to you i've decided to leave my job and follow my dream...thanks shay!!

[iLOVEJUSTINBIEBER479]

Ilove shayturds and i wont to be dotor with  pe

[iLOVEJUSTINBIEBER479]

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[luvfritz2009]

I've always wanted to be a teacher, I think I wanted to when I was little because my mom is a teacher, but I just really want to, I love kids! And I can't imagine doing much else, unless I could be an actress or a professional soccer player, that'd be cool!

[MarioFan124]

Lol, loved when Babytard flipped everyone off! XD

[ilovetosim]

teen mom :p gary and whats her face :D

[rainbowgirl1124]

YOU GUYS MADE ME HUNGRY!

[eveylovespinkxo]

it always makes me hungry when i watch this video because the food looks good lol i love my moms potato skins

[WonderWolf22]

hey idk but do you guys live in LA????

[eveylovespinkxo]

@WonderWolf22 yes they do

[MsCeleste2011]

LOL near 7:05 did anyone notice what's going on in the tv behind them? Take a look, xD

[misterdj29]

Zucchini, swiss cheese and soy sauce!!!??!

[YzziIzzy99]

I am from the future. You will have a son, and his name will be Rocktard.

[BeckiYou]

I want to work at my parents buisness

[GlitteryChick]

i wanna be a arathoughticmaradontal scientist! ... wait what??? :) :P

[TheDoodlebugashley]

lol sometimes shay you are a good singer

[EverSoHipBeauty]

First SHAYTARD vlog that I have ever saw! This is what started my addiction!

[starnaruto66]

I want to be an accountant!

[matthewman9]

I wanna have a job that has to do with music.

[xxJustinBieberxx101]

Does anyone notice at 8:28 babytards shirt is inside out ! LOL awww

bless ur hearts! :D

[tamdaniionline]

if you repeatedly click 8 and 9 you'll get it then LOL!

[brianbora1]

Thumbs up if you heard babytard say big daddy

[mw2ownsmysocks]

I just graduated from middle school and i already know what college I am going to, I am going to be a chef

[oheyitshayley]

hahaha malachi's speech was so hilarious lol i was dying! :)

[MegaDrumCover4You]

OH mY HECK!

[FrannRants64539]

@TheMike7540 what did he say? the comment was deleted

[christynichols11]

I WANNA BE A SINGER!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperSammykitty]

@Cockachu ew



[SuperSammykitty]

me and my cat luv your vlogs when i have an episode on my cat sits on my keyboard and stares at the screen when its over she sleeps on my arm everytime

[rosetta10010]

Werent you on Smosh!!!

[iluvcharmed77]

@Cockachu you are a really sick pervert that's not what these videos are for so go to another video that is about that!

[123irockyoursocks]

Haha! Boxman! Smosh :D

[SuperJerseygirl7]

I have a goal for what I want to be and im only going itno 8th grade! I'm proud of my choice to I want to be a Pediatric Nurse because i love kids, and if i try hard enough i might be a neonatal nurse

[savvyrhea2010]

no beard

[2010deirdre1]

@Cockachu What a freak!!!

[MrPiemaster247]

no matter what i still laugh at 7:33 and 7:44 - 7:55 :)

[torchicamn]

12:15 gav

[Candle61]

Babytard put her comb in her drink.....then sontard combed Shays hair...so cute

[umadlolz]

Grammar fail:Supposed to be one of my kids ARE normal

[Luminous7861]

@umadlolz Pretty sure it's IS. ONE of my kids IS, Two of my kids ARE...

[smberry]

@umadlolz no...its supposed to be is. one IS normal not one ARE normal.

[TheMissJess13]

Naw I love watching these old vlogs! :) Shay you're so awesome! You have such a wonderful family!

[PeaceLoveNya22]

do you still have the dog

[TheMissJess13]

@PeaceLoveNya22 you mean Malachai? Yeah they still have him :) 

[PeaceLoveNya22]

@TheMissJess13 ya haha i didnt know how to spell it

[MissLinnaeaBorealis]

When I was kid I wanted to be a garbage man! I thought it'd be cool to drive those huge trucks and meet all kinds of people.. Now I'm studying to become a teacher :)

[steadyhandsunny]

'Beyonceality' ... I will be using that!

[Sledge254]

I like watching the shaytards in their natural habitat. like when shay or katilette camera-spies on eachother or the kids.

[LuckyDuckie9]

my uncle is a garbage man, and my aunt works there too but doesnt pick up garbage but anyways they love it because they get LOTS of free stuff!!! like, they got a mini wii controller in the box brand new!!!

[LuckyDuckie9]

my uncle is a garbage man

[MiaHaysOfficial]

did anyone notice that princesstard called sontard gavin

[fleadle34]

We are all caught in a web of others kindness !

[SHAYTARDSFANHERE]

We had to watch march of the pernguins in science! Worst thing ever! Haha! xD

[marieb00]

lovely programme on their tv about chlamydia hahaha!

[CurHershi]

That zucchini thing looks good! Does anyone know the recipe or what it is exactly?

[Amber1373]

at 2:30 He was singing box man XD.

[futurestarryeyed]

I want to be a animal physio (sp?) theripist and ive already got my work experience by working at a stable

[GumiYummi]

I was like "Oh God, Shay is going to run him in to something."

Shay, I love you but you can be irresponsible sometimes... not usually but sometimes

[BollyWonder]

Who's older, PrincessTard or SonTard?

[GumiYummi]

@BollyWonder SonTard. He's 7 now and PrincessTard is 5!

New here I presume?

[BollyWonder]

@GumiYummi Thank You! And haha you can so tell, can you? :)

[GumiYummi]

@BollyWonder Well just a little bit, but fear not! shaytardrebellionites are nice people who will help you figure out shaytards until you understand!

So just to tell you

Sontard- 7

Princesstard- 5

Babytard- 3

and Rocktard- was born in June I think... There is a video of the day he was born!

If you have any other questions just reply or message me!

[BollyWonder]

@GumiYummi Haha thanks! Really cleared some things up! :)

[AveryakaBecky]

raindrops keep fallin on my head, but that doest mean my eyes'll soon be turning red, crying's not for me, cause, I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining. o, i am free. nothings worryin, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[caddog0sugar]

I would be more than excited if there was entire vlog of Malachi's day with Shay's Malachi voice.

[mckennabelury123]

I want to be a marine animal vet

[pinkchocolate577]

this is the video when i started watching ctfxc :)

[SpacePyjamas]

My Name is earl on in the background at 10:15! xD Love that show...

[jujufruity123]

Does anyone else notice that at 7:10 Babytard puts her comb in her glass?? LOL

[WalrusFanatic555]

@jujufruity123 LOL!

[SunandMarius]

@jujufruity123 Yes I DID! Haha.

[OwlsSayHoooot]

@jujufruity123 i saw that when it happened and im like --wat the heck!?!?!

[WonderWolf22]

@jujufruity123 Nope she was dipping it into her cup wierd...O_o

[WonderWolf22]

11: 37 -12:24 did anyone notice that SonTard is brushing his hair with the pink comb that was dipped in juice?????

[FrannRants64539]

@WonderWolf22 it was water.

[oleelaura1]

@WonderWolf22 its water not juice

[babieejesse]

@oleelaura1 how do you know?

[oleelaura1]

@babieejesse cause princesstard says it's water when they were playing with shays hair

[hotdogg1998]

@WonderWolf22 they probably washed it duh!

[rainbowgirl1124]

@WonderWolf22 Hows it juice? Its WATER

[cutiegirlhater]

@WonderWolf22 There was no juice in the cup. :L

[cuteycatx3]

@WonderWolf22 dipped in water and was put on shaytards hair.

[lulupinky100]

When they were eating diner did anyone notice the climidia thing on the tv then the

I -3 condoms mug lol

[420S0CIETY]

hey were in LA im going to LA

[welovehockey15]

whos cooper tead

[goldenxshimmer]

princesstard during hairdo clip of shay: can we just leave it down, not spicy. LOLL im sure she meant to say spiky

[Darkstar2520]

get a divorce

[soysaucelover12]

@Darkstar2520 they will never

[SophusxHoney]

@SpottedGumbo haha, no it's not their real names :)

[UltimateBummyBear]

babytard is flippin us off at 07:52

[secretsxdontxmake]

i wonder if malachi gets sad because of the low dragging voice shay uses whenever he looks at him haha

[RandomStuffize]

@BeautyyGuru  i agree with you comment to not get a divorce, but shay and katilette believe that divorce is not an option, when they got married they said that it was for life, and they also believe they will be married when they arent with us. so dont worry, i dont think they will ever get a divorce!:P

[KateeMariee1]

@BeautyyGuru because thats gonna happen! 

[XMiZzDeLLaX]

@WhyareUangry he's giving us advice idiot!!! I bet u work at mcdonalds just cuz u have a not so good job dosent mean ur worthless so go comment on someone elses

Videos k??!