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  • It's a celebration, why would his own team slap his teamate in the face, and why would the other player dive too try and get his teamate sent off

  • @daeganjw The second one is a celebration, that's pretty obvious but thanks anyway for pointing it out! But the first one is a stupid dive.

  • they have lag

  • Thats Jhon Carew, and he does it on purpose :D Jeg liker Norge <3

  • what a kunt...

  • He lagged..

  • 2nd clip was goal parody of the first while celebrating a goal. Would have been cooler had the ref in that 2nd clip failed to see the humor and carded the puncher/diver.

  • There are 2 different clips.. but it looks like the second one is a mockery of the first...? :D

  • exactly

    @MGSoldier

  • @MGSoldier That's correct! :D

    

  • ummm in the 2nd vid are they on the same team? :s

  • lag

  • What a stupid Cnut!

    >:-o

  • @fappercino lmfao XD that was clever

  • Hi everyone. I'm Javier Mascherano and I approve of this video.

  • Barcelona should sign him.

  • Last one is when they celebrate a goal..

  • @Fle7ch i think it is John Carew

  • LOL

  • REAL!

  • he was lag 3 sec behind.....,

  • well funny. reacts like 5 seconds l8r

  • Wow that waz some fake shitt

  • haha his name was almost "Kunt"!

  • haaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha XD

  • xD this is realy the most stupid dive ever XD LOL

  • he had it coming

  • he had 500 ping

  • did my internet connection just fail?

  • Definitely needs to sort out his connection.

  • hahaha I love mini and Carew's parody ;D

  • it's a problem with referees. they sometimes fall guilty of being spectators. they won't give a foul unless the "victim" exaggerates. how many times have you seen foul play in penalty boxes go unpunished. so some players force the referees hands by doing things like diving or grabbing the ball when they fall. if referees can be more decisive, less of this would happen.

  • He was hit by "La mano de Dios"...

  • Its just a lag.:D

  • AHHH!!! I was hit by the HAARP death ray!!!!!

  • he's using dial-up

  • @notraxz

    Dial up? Freakin' funny dude!

  • THE LAST ONE WAS A CELEBRATION AS U CAN SEE THE DESCRIPTION

  • what did the ref do? ;p

  • i agree. its not a dive very technically, he did get hit

  • well he can be a stunt actor in that old batman tv series

  • He Needs Better Training. He Should Go Ask Cristiano.

  • Cristiano Ronaldos role model?

  • is this true or a new style of celebration?????

  • @ninjaduderantaro Think so

  • That´s italian style =)

  • He had to actually think about his next move before performing it

  • @ragglefraggleify He reacted To Slow Which Made It Obvious.

    He Seriously Need Some Tutoring From The Prince Of Diver, Cristiano Ronaldo

  • FALCON SLAP!

  • Interesting...I didn't know there were any white players on Ghana's national team...

  • LOL!!!

  • LOL~!!!

    that is so bad :L

  • surely that guy is italian

  • Ahahaha

    

  • it's all fake

  • He was like, 'oh shit i'm supposed to fall'

    'arrggggghhhhhh!'

  • a glitch in the matrix

  • @DragonknightZeril

    omg hahaha

  • Stop that whining guys, the second "dive" was a goal celebration by John Carew the day after Fostervold's dive.

  • The second "dive" was a goal celebration the game after that fool dived.

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooool

  • hahahahahhaha

    what a joker

  • I got to say that was so quick reaction

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  • Cool reflexes bro.

  • great job guys! awesome! :D

  • HAHAHA nice relfexes dude

  • what the heck are those players on about!!!!!!?????????

    but they were really funny

  • So you seem to think that speaking multiple languages has anything to do with intelligence? I, being unable to speak French, used a rather shitty translating program and I've got the gist of what you were saying. Now you've strayed WAY off topic. But indeed...you do still make me feel special. You see, for me to have touched you in such a way that you would go to such extremes as trying to end a conversation by speaking a language that I can not...I am truly touched.

  • Putain t'es un dur toi! Ce n'est pas un extreme c'est juste que je n'ai plus envie de faire d'effort. Tu vois ça prend du temps d'écrire en anglais. Le mieux c'est que tu abandonne de suite parcque j'ai bien l'inytention d'avoir le dernier mot.

  • footballeurs are fucking homophobic pussies.

  • and people who spell it "footballeurs" are homosexual pussies ;-)

  • i wrote it intentionally in french... are you stupid?

  • Apparently you missed my point. You wrote it in French...yes. So again...homosexual pussy? Oh and just wondering...you HAD meant homosexual instead of homophobic right? The difference being that (because I'm not sure you realize it) that homosexual means (much like the French) that you enjoy sexual relations with those of your own sex. However, homophobic means that you display a negative attitude towards homosexuals.

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  • I do feel a bit better. Thanks :-). The only thing I would have to argue about with you now is the "stupid" comment but then again...you are the one who missed my point initially so I'll leave it at that.

  • You are right, i didn't get the witty remark of your first post at the moment, I love humor and self derision and i know this cliché so its a shame.

    Unfortunetly, in your second post you drift and try to lamentably bash french people. You even seem to have a bit of fun trying to hurt someone you don't know.

    That my friend is stupid.

  • I don't really mind so much being called stupid...I was just a bit upset that you seemed to ignore my witty comment earlier. You see...it made me feel somewhat unimportant to you. After spending these last couple of days talking to each other so much...I was upset! However, I am pleased that you have acknowledged it now and I must say...you sure know how to make me feel special. Also...I love those little clichés. I myself like the "stupid American" stereotype. Unfortunately..it is usually true

  • Mon pauvre type t'es vraiment trop con, je n'ai plus envie de me faire chier à écrire en anglais. On va voir si tu peux continuer la conversation dans une autre langue. Tu veux jouer au con? Tu veux que je te fasse te sentir spécial? OK. hehe.

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  • this is fucking insane

  • This says everything about modern soccer..

  • what a retard

  • hahahha

  • lol at the end.

  • thatts like absolutely awesome

  • I remember this. The team in white and black kits are making fun of Knut anders fostervold. The team in black and white Kits are rosenborg. Players "Mini Jakobsen" and John Carew.

  • everybody who thinks that the second slap was real is stupid

  • Anybody noticed the white team is all-white kit and the ones making fun of it are wearing black shorts?

  • still, football is the best and the most popular sport by thousands of mile

  • Worst cheat ever xD

  • seljacina norveska

  • tebi bre svi seljacine...

  • The parody with "mini" and John carew (astol villa player now for those that don't know) is better than the original.

  • hahah the second one is so funny!

  • This is what soccer is all about now - should be an olympic sport in the pool...

  • football not soccerr

  • what a wanker

  • Like the parody.

  • ohohohohohooooooooooo

  • is not diving, he had lag XD

  • lmao xD

  • Hell yes!

  • haha!

  • @sephirotXD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @sephirotXD

    HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

  • @sephirotXD guess he runs on windows XD

  • @sephirotXD xD

  • @sephirotXD lol best comment ever

  • The second one is a parody of the first one. In case people didnt notice, the parody is "performed" by John Carew

  • And Carew was "beaten" by Jahn Ivar "Mini" Jacobsen. ;-)

  • @Bjoolz Funniest thing I've ever seen in football!

  • @Bjoolz who did carew play for then ?

  • @nrRED2010 Rosenborg Ballklubb (Norwegian team)

  • *LOL*

  • ja det siste er carew og mini

  • lol

  • funny as

  • is this real?¿

  • i hope not

  • briliiant absoloutely hilarius

  • I am pretty sure the second one was like a celebration or somethin

  • yr right the second one was them imatating wat he did

  • er det siste carew?

  • it was a goal celebration !

  • Correction: The first clip is the dive. The second, with the 2 players from the same team is a goal celebration with a parody of the incident later in the same game.

  • are you nuts...??in the first clip they have white shorts while in the sec clip they have black....

  • yes they are^^

  • What an awful challenge!

  • They're on the same team...

    Looks morelike they're playing around.

  • sound? 1 star

  • hahahahaha lmao

  • oh my god he hit me! wait should i fall over, yeah i will

  • omg so funny

  • lol

  • hahahahahaha

  • oh my gosh!

  • Lol funny.

  • The last clip was of Aston Villas JOHN CAREW and Mini Jacobsen, who reconstructed the scene in the next league round after Carew had scored, just to make fun of the cheat.

  • Hahahahhahahahahahaa

  • first clip - real.

    second clip - re-enactment.

  • Was replying to someone - Don't try to be clever -_-

  • LMAO!! XD

  • wat a wanker

  • claps!

  • SNIPER!!!! GET DOWN

  • Thes second one is actually John Carew in his younger days

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOat 0:06  brilliant!

  • omfg STUPID FUCKING RETARDS!!!! the first one was real and the second 1 the other team was taking the piss out of him, jesus fucking christ

  • i cant belive there is people that think this is real!

  • WHAT AN IDIOT!!! He really thinks he can get a foul?!!

  • dude, it was fake

  • No the're not. The second video is an other team making fun of this incident. :)

  • LMFAO!!!

  • lolo

    Materazzi even had a school for fake dives

    haha

  • it was a joke -.-

  • they were mocking the dive

  • lol wow

  • Well, it is a dive, but at the same time, it has to be the red card for the player "hitting" Knut...so red for the "punch" and yellow (or red card) for the dive

  • that's soccer for you

    bunch of pussy's

  • erm.. SCRAPE OUT

  • lmfao. wtf.

  • Stupid

  • hahaha

  • The Second One Is A Goal Celbration =P

  • funny

  • haha the second dive is hilariousn and anyone who thinks they are being serious suck cock

  • this was staged, I saw this game on the tv. its "Mini" Jacobsen & John Carew. in the Norwegian club Rosenborg

  • The 2nd one

  • Does Anybody Actually Realise The 2nd Dive Was Players Taking The Piss?

  • It was John Carew;)

  • crozier i noticed that haha thick twats thinking it a actual dive