The Merchant

[Achungamara]

YouTube Mix for Bonnie Tyler

[DemeriTaliChuma]

I CREI EVREYTEIIM.

[PsychoProductions369]

....this is sadder than Titanic :(

[JaguarsSoul]

My only favourite yaoi-couple C:

[TifaMacky]

XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo strangerrrrrrr

[grimreaper16111]

at the end of the game the island explodes... Leon: wait isnt the merchant there!!!

[mickXfan]

LOL poor merchant xD

[toyyou2jp]

the dialogue is very funny. And how did you get so many eggs??

[SoldierOhYea]

Ow man leon will be mad he will kill the merchant :p

[DavidXTyler]

did u make the voice where he says goodbye stranger? cuz i dont recall him saying it or some of he other things in the game

[DavidXTyler]

LMAO!

[vorklan]

fuk dat was kool as hahahaha hahaha! kool bro, ur dah man !!! i like dah video nd ovcorse the song aswell ..str8 thumbs up to dat maaan

[parkouraliberte]

Haha absolute class XD

[Nintendo1334]

lolololol great vid

[stezo2k]

LMFAO

[MADguyfps]

Leon IS the MERCHANT!VOICE ACTING SEE PAUL MERCIER!

[catcrazy18191]

LOLOLOLOL... What are you buying? What are you selling? What are you shooting? What are you seeing? What are you cooking? What are you eating? What are you smokin'? What are you havin? What are you driving? (lolzzz, Merchy, don't u know about a CAR?) What are you doin'? What are you eatin'? What are you sayin'? Lolxxx,, the merchant is sooo hilarious, man! *very tearfully* Hey, Stranger!!! & Leon's voice sounds exactly the same! :) XI really luvd this vid!!! 100/100

[Leishmaniasisably]

Alternative ending: "Goodbye, stranger......" (cocks gun and shoots) "Come back any time."

[lendemzz92]

i don't get it.. they're COUPLE and leon fell inlove with someone and his BREAKING up with merchant??

i just really cant stop laughing when the music plays .and then.. everytime the music says "turn around" he always TURN AROUND... and when its says.."everytime i see you EYES" leon's eyes get bigger hahaha! LOL!!!! i love it! lol!

[computerfreek1234]

poor merchant y leon?!?!?!?! :D genius :P

[imelroy]

What's up with the merchants fingers and hands? He's like... eggshell. His hands are orange. And what are those things ontop? Are they bandaids? Claws? Did he not just cut his fingernails?

[Garraguey]

Sadly the Merchant can't die, don't matter how many times you shoot XP So he will be with that pain in his heart forever ó^q

[CanadianPride8]

@Garraguey They say time mends a broken heart. Poor Merchant will have all the time in the world.

[CuteLilAsianGirlNum1]

@CanadianPride8 LOL No kidding...XDDDD I've been looking everywhere for this parody. ^_^ I'm glad I found it again!!

[tingsh321]

lol......... just know leon is a gay

[Tercio233]

first 17 seconds are so lame

[thelostgirl98]

@ dandark1012 haha i shot him aswell all of the merchants have different coloured eyes some look like enemies and some dont i shoot all that look like enemies its fun.

[thelostgirl98]

:)

whaddya buying

whaddya sellling

whaddya shooting

whaddya eating

whaddya throwing

[BoxcarGerry]

ROFLMAO THAT WAS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN EVER!!!!

[wolfpup3311]

Lol! When I was watching this, my mom was like "whudd'ya watching?"

I laughed so hard.!.!.!

[dandark1012]

the first time I saw the merchant I killed him....what? he looks like a enemy!!!!!!

[AoiWalkthroughsBR]

......poor merchant......

[xJ03113x]

Haha leon's voice really sounds exactly the same!

[bigphil088]

whadaya doin? hahaha fucking great

[AZ7083]

at 2:22 it looks like leon got chlorine in his eyes lol XD

[dininelbourne]

Gyroscope!

[squathacker]

"The look in your eyes..." Leon's eyes turn red lol

[MegamanZ9000]

good bye, stranger!

*shot noise*

what the hell? he died before knowing the stranger name

[ageofchaos2001]

I cried.

[ballxpaulmito9999]

funny kkkkk

[pyro9450]

So here's the run down: drop some phat beats and this video will be pretty groovy in a far out way. Hurry before autotune gets a hold of this.

[HaninatorForthewin]

Aww! Poor Merky! *sniffle* Leon... why? WHY DID YOU GO TO EBAY?!? XD (I'm making a comic like this... kinda... XD)

[John2137]

lmfao

[SoulEaterUnited]

:o can u tell me the program for this?

awesome video btw! the music went great with the video!!

[snopaws101]

kewl i wuv it it so funny



[supersonicfanful]

lol g-goodbye stranger

[joshrayfisher]

Truly brillaint

[JaguarsSoul]

I'm not the biggest yaoi-supporter, but this... this... made me totally laugh xD

[HaninatorForthewin]

@JaguarsSoul It's just hinting at yaoi. XD It's the whole seller-buyer relationship that's being twisted. This sort of thing is noticeable in Phineas and Ferb, namely between Doofenschmirtz and Perry. It's not true yaoi 'til you get creepy, lovey dovey looks. XD Okay... it's a heavy hinting... I concede. ;)

[JaguarsSoul]

@HaninatorForthewin Lol, I see xD But I prefer to consider this as some sort of a spoof/joke xD Because if it's supposed to be sad, then whoever made this must be a great joker in the real world xD

[dragonmorpheus1]

What's the song at the beginning?

[Druid595]

@dragonmorpheus1 Gyroscope - In Flames

[dragonmorpheus1]

@Druid595 Thanks!

[warwolf9393]

merchant needs to die!!!!!

[damnwindows98]

The end was sad

But hot DAMN the merchant is sexy lol

[KingdomofConnor]

I shed a tear...

[nickzambuto]

ROFL LOL LMAO PMSL AND EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!

[Keyblade1231]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[RebeccaxChambers96]

Now I know what happened to that silly merchant... Leon killed him. Why?? >_< lol I think I know why. Awesome vid xP

[Lust410]

2:42-2:48 I now know why the merchant didn't appear in resident evil 5 :'(

[SuperBarax]

Merchant:Hey stranger What are you missin' *shows him his dick*....

Leon:Oh my GOD!!!

[lynceee]

@Heidern001 Bnonie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart

[1moohamed]

Good Bye .... Stranger....

Cocks gun...

BANG!!

[FandefinalF]

excellent =D 

[SuperPenisland123]

sniff, so sad...

[crazykiddo100]

45 people are gay

[bahartjuh97]

omg HILARIOUS!!

[XPCiNdErWOLFXD]

lol so freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was really awesome lol

merchant-"wataya eatin"

leon-*throws egg @ merchant" LOLXD

[Lunardivider24]

I remember shotting him by mistake when he was just standing around one corner and since it was on hard I was screwed

[xRocketzFighterx]

Merchant still lives... sure he does I'm sure he is alive we see him all the time cause he is in our hearts thats why we still see him in another room 15 minutes later or untill you restart the whole game sweetie.

[hamsterman8]

whataya missing?

[haamu123]

Thank you Leon for killing the merchant he's like at every place you go now he's dead

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

LOL! that was hilarious. "hey str...stranger!" *music plays* turn around *leon turns around

[wayner396]

what's the song at the beginning of your video?

[naierer]

@wayner396Gyroscope by In Flames

[Turtler9]

that was a good'n

[susanita1915]

That was AWESOME! Thank you!

[Kazunomiya32]

Awwwww poor merchant!! D:

[HawxTeamDelta]

lol

[jerhinus]

I MISS THE MERCHANT :((

When I played RE5 I was like.. WHERE's the merchant :((??

Now I know.. he's dead.. BECAUSE OF LEON.. F. u Leon ...

Mneah.. just jk xD

But the merch is my fav character and I miss him :D

[fwinzor]

MEEEERRRRCHAAAANTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I like actually felt bad!

[Neonsuperskinny]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I WATCH THIS WHENEVER I'M SAD AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH!!!! -turn around brighteyeeeee!!- hahahaa

[YuikoXRitsuka]

geez. . . the merchant is such a nuisance, he wants to know EVERYTHING about you, haha. What're ya cookin'? what're ya seein"? what're ya doin'? haha *imagines:

me: jesus, i'm so tired of killing zombies, i'll take a break here in this tree ;).

(merchant coming from behind some bushes)

Merchant: What're ya cookin'? what're ya seein"? what're ya doin'? what're ya buyin'? what're ya sellin'?

me: (mad face) SHUT THE FUCK UP! (shoots him)

(merchant dies)

me; OH, FINALLY! nap time.

[ieatyourwaffle]

rofl "what r ya shootin?" "what r ya smokin?"

[Tokyokakkoi111]

hahahahahahaha that was a good video, love it!!

Crack me up! LOL

[treesplitters]

Om My GOD

[MrSaadi100]

i bwg you reply tell me the money cheat plzz only the money !!!

[Adakpepito]

Love!!!!!!!!

[omegashenrondark]

hahahahahahah it's lovee

[legolanders]

merchant voice was dead on, Leons voice was almost perfect just needed to be a bit deeper tho. great video :D

[qudratzazai]

man ur genius f u made this stranger video xD

[THECHEZ141]

"what ya shootin?" hahah man hilarious. "what are ya sayin?" "he has better prices."

"WHAT ARE YA MISSIN!?" "OH MY GOD!!!!"

[critic347]

hahaha good bye bam *dead*

[MattHardyFan92]

Wow this is great.:) I love it.

[Juazfuck]

GOOD BY STRANGER !

[Natti8998]

nice Leon voice!!

[blackeyedxx]

BRILLIANT

[belmondo11]

hahaha man how the hell did u get the idea of doing such a thing

[GameManiac19]

from 0:34 to 2:36 is bomb :D

[TheResidentMerchant]

STRANGA'! I still miss ya' stranga', got betta' prices too!

Come back to me stranga', I'll be seein' ya'....

[GameManiac19]

M-"What are You missing"

L-"OMG"

:D

[oxuo]

WHAT THE HELL, DUDE!? XD

[asrath]

Hahahahahaha I can't stop laughing...

[Justinian43]

my favorite vid rightnow?

[Justinian43]

haha hilarious!

[poplockism]

ahh lol



[wolfer17]

poor merchant

[metrayeta]

lol

[kristinashin]

how the fuck does he even survives, he should be the main charecters

[XxBLUExXxFREAKxX]

he just has better prices, we just clicked........

lol love it

[S2TobeyS2]

gud bye stranger xD did he say that oO well I heard it

[SolitaryBells]

"Whu-whudd'ya sayin?' D:"

Brilliant. xD

[superluigi36]

turn aro8nd]

[zellyten]

The voices were fucking PERFECT.

[099Danken]

bye ... stranger...........

[ALEXF11ADJ]

"hey stranger! wat r ya missin" xD

[klxroly1]

oooookay....that was.....speechless

[015uio]

wat leon gay....i dont believe it.....

[ashbabe78]

that was hilarious!

[defcicer12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH wow, Turn around~~

[Dethklokalmah]

WEEELCOMMMMMMMMMMMME!!! *STRIP*

[RocketDude92]

lmao. that was great.

[elneofox]

LMAO

[sabibaby13]

watta ya cookin?

watta ya smokin?

x] hahaha

[TheRobloxRuler]

LOL!Whatre ya missing?*Takes off clothes*LOL!That fricken perv!

[TheRobloxRuler]

AWESOME PARODY!XD!LOL!"Im sorry, but he has better prices, we just clicked..."LOL!

[spideydude7]

hahahaha

hilarious vid

"WHAT ARE YOU SEEING?"

freakin funny

best vid for resident evil 4

[TheInsideOutcast]

WH-WHA-WHAT ARE YA SAYIN'!?? lol

[AmazingCharles]

And I need you now tonight.

[sbean03]

so what happens if you kill the merchant?

[sephirothsf]

@sbean03 nothing really he disapears from the map area that you killed him but reappears in the other map parts :P

[maxter480]

He respawns whenever you come back unless you're on veteran. Then he's dead forever.

[LinaXJester222]

;A;.....

[JDMkidd89]

lol love it

[Eggmanslittlehelper1]

Merchant DX

[alchemist889]

,o_o,

[MrDanteblack]

THAT FOR CRY

[sta697]

crazy fun video

[RandomKing27]

lol I want that game

[4thespoon]

@RandomKing27 me too i will have my new ps2 and resident evil 4 on tuesday

[kumikoangeloflight]

*aims rifle* whaddya doin'? lol nice job on the merchants voice ^^

[sasukeiscool14]

whaddya smokin? XD

[EdoKun519]

LOL awesome!

[soraxroxas987]

*huff*goodbye stranger first time i saw this i waz lafin....LEON"S HOT!!!!<3

[danielrobertramirez]

that guy creeps me out

[gjtuypioasdcgj]

what is the name of the beginning song???

[paulieo123]

the name of the song is total eclipse of the heart by bonnie tyler

[gjtuypioasdcgj]

poor merchant

[jordonwill]

lmao i was playing rs4 like 4 mins ago lmao

[yoshimitsu0614]

AAAh how sort of gay relashionships are so funny.

[GravitationLova]

Whaddya smokin'?

I died. Bravo.

[MrStarwars54321]

lol epic

[EddieEddieEddie90]

muy bueno jaja

[narutofan9tf]

out of all the res games, this scared me the most

[Apacer100]

OMG!

[Farnicles1]

BRAVO!*****

[fredyeslaneta]

jajajajajajaa

[TheGBAKing]

1:05 .... HACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prophetforsure]

Leon Keneddy; Paul Mercier

The Merchant: Paul Mercier

Paul Merciel, the Master

[danieljacksonlegenda]

damn LMAO bonnie tyler

[KillerDevilMonkey]

omfg lmao!!!

[JUICYJUGSJAN]

That was amazing!

[1REbeccaChambers]

LOL HAHAA!

1:47 OH MY GOD!

XDD

[gutiarhero20]

that's why he wasn't included in resident

evil 5 XD ( I mean leon )

[soraxroxas987]

hahaha) what are ya sayin.(i luv dat merchant<3)

[wigtrimer]

too bad the merchant isnt in 5 god i loved that dude he was the person you loved to hate lol : )

[MrCasper18]

omf this is soo funny xD

5*

[Th3Zacky]

The Merchant is Awesome xDD Love him :D

What Are You Cookin?

*egg in his face*

xDDD hahaha

[RavenTalis]

rotfl omg that was so funny

[wildprose]

"WHAT'RE YA DOIN'?!" I love this vid!

[Tomasz3kk]

OMG xD

[residentevilgoddess]

lol when all those eggs poped up i knew what was comin

WHAT ARE U COOKING

* egg to face *

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[geckohead135]

b4 in the high lvls the merchent had red eyes and wats the point sellin guns ... u need money or survival lol man i wish the merchant can follo leon on his missions xD

[ratmanrussell]

I found that both funny and sad.

Poor merchant...

[LIGHTBOZZ]

thats was the best 3 , 15 mins. of my LIFE

[fanOmania1996]

i could'nt stop laughing

nice job on the vid it was really funny ^_^

[Adamdre]

Poor Merchant! Funny though XD

[Annabethen]

R.I.P Merchant

[heeropat]

hey ehats the first song in the opening ??

[fanOmania1996]

omg this vid is so funny

[TheSheikahDeity]

What music is playing during the first 14 seconds? btw funny vid.