@FatherPatOphelia You may not want to admit that Sir unless you are referring to said appendage in a state of below freezing temperature whereby it has attempted to seek shelter within the body itself by retracting as much as possible and minimising its own girth in direct competition to the associated nut sacks that will also be seeking less exposure.
@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 And you misspelled "minimizing" as "minimising" which makes you sound like the Chinese lady at 0:53 that says "potentiarry dengerusss toyssss."
@FatherPatOphelia "minimising" is not always spelt using the American variant or are we only permitted to use the American version. So in response to your reply, Go suck a rubber, oh that's right, in the US a rubber would be a condom, whereas here we use it to erase pencil lead from paper.
@FatherPatOphelia You really are a fucking pimple that burst on the end of your old mans dick aren't you. The term "lead in your pencil" is to describe the semen aka sperm that is ejaculated from ones penis. For that matter there is this terminology also, firing blanks, which sadly your father wasn't doing hence your being conceived.
0:35 What if my cock fits into the empty toilet paper roll?
FatherPatOphelia 6 months ago
@FatherPatOphelia You may not want to admit that Sir unless you are referring to said appendage in a state of below freezing temperature whereby it has attempted to seek shelter within the body itself by retracting as much as possible and minimising its own girth in direct competition to the associated nut sacks that will also be seeking less exposure.
TrOLLKiLLeRs1 6 months ago
@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 I said "What if..." Can you read plain English?
FatherPatOphelia 5 months ago
@FatherPatOphelia And I replied to the "what if" by saying "you may not want to admit that". Do you understand communicative dialogue?
TrOLLKiLLeRs1 5 months ago
@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 And you misspelled "minimizing" as "minimising" which makes you sound like the Chinese lady at 0:53 that says "potentiarry dengerusss toyssss."
FatherPatOphelia 5 months ago
@FatherPatOphelia "minimising" is not always spelt using the American variant or are we only permitted to use the American version. So in response to your reply, Go suck a rubber, oh that's right, in the US a rubber would be a condom, whereas here we use it to erase pencil lead from paper.
Prat.
TrOLLKiLLeRs1 5 months ago
@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 You sure sound like someone who has alot more experience using pencil erasers than condoms.
FatherPatOphelia 5 months ago
@FatherPatOphelia Well that is true, condoms just wont remove pencil lead but are great for the old lead in the pencil.....!!!
TrOLLKiLLeRs1 5 months ago
@TrOLLKiLLeRs1 Lead in the pencil is an accurate description for the size of your dick I take it? XD
FatherPatOphelia 5 months ago
@FatherPatOphelia You really are a fucking pimple that burst on the end of your old mans dick aren't you. The term "lead in your pencil" is to describe the semen aka sperm that is ejaculated from ones penis. For that matter there is this terminology also, firing blanks, which sadly your father wasn't doing hence your being conceived.
TrOLLKiLLeRs1 5 months ago
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FatherPatOphelia 6 months ago
thats stupid........
colinocurrie 7 months ago
omfg parents are suppose to look at the age thing in the corner hasbro should make the fraking thing bigger
monsterhighclawd582 8 months ago
@Brachiosauros ya but they say not 4 3 year olds i say parents watch your kids a lot
TheClawdeen34 8 months ago
don't they say at the warning about the dangers like choking and other stuff! :P
Supr199 10 months ago
STUPID!all toys are safe!
MultiJinxie 11 months ago
just one thing, why would you chock? What, they eat the toys or something?
FreakyGotFabulous23 1 year ago
my kids will love the empty card board box to play in.
DonReedProductions 1 year ago
toys,dangerouse,are you kidding
goz76 2 years ago