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  • Ezekial 4...Look it up, He Lies!!

    In Soloman it is his song to his Beloved and he is discussing the fragrances in the vinyard early in the morning...

    The Devils Greatest trick...making all of you non believers believe he did not exist....

    Why do people try so hard to deceive you and idiots try with lies so transparent a little research shows them for what they are...WAKE UP all of you who have been asleep...

  • Thx ebony eyes. if i was in the religious days of Massive ignorance i would have been hung at the stack and called a warlock or some sort.

  • @ONEMNOOPOOH looks like god will send you to hell for this........but he still loves you :-P

  • I love to FART !!!

  • Where is this tune from?

    What's it called?

    F'n epic

  • @billygundum is from encounter of the 3rd kind A Spilberg movie

  • i agree and I feel sorry for you cause while you were researching you should have looked up blasphemy cause thats exactly what your doing! and that is an unforgiven sin. RESEARCH IT! THE TEN COMMANDMENTS! poor you worse than Judas!

  • @ebonyeyes821 judge not lest ye be judged

    u compared him to judas saying that he is worse, in your god's eyes all sin is equal, and you therefore are as guilty as you believe this man to be

  • @TheSadandalone All sins are forgivable except for denying Jesus as the Christ.

  • Judges 19. 22-30...you don't mention who did the raping...why not? is it bcuz it was the "sons of Belail"? People who did not know Christ? You're right! there is something VERY wrong with that and you've just pointed out that: 1. men without God commits this act & 2. the man inside was a Godly man and he wanted nothing to do with it!

    You have NO IDEA what you're saying...if fact, you're teaching that having God leds you to make good choices and I don't think that was your intent. but good job!

  • @alasjajo Not to mention he's using the Torah to discredit Christianity????

  • Isaish 16:11 has to do with harps playing....where do you get farting out of that....if I find one flaw in your words, I shal then question the rest

  • @researchrules - Yes they are digestable, but so are a lot of things that doesnt mean to eat them. Thats your justification for God ordering thisd type of behaviour? Well see if you will do it. Point is to get people to see that they were not even aware of such crap, and then people are always calling it the good book and ignoring all the other perverse things in it. Thats like portraying the lie bury/library as a good place and now you can watch porn there.

  • ALL OF THIS IS TWISTED LIES. YES, DAVID DID HAVE A MAN KILLED SO HE COULD HAVE HIS WIFE. AND THEY HAD A CHILD AND THE CHILD EITHER GOT VERY SICK OR DIED. DAVID FELL TO THE GROUND AND BEGGED GOD TO FORGIVE HIM. YES, KING DAVID. DAVID HAD SINNED,,,,HE KNEW IT, HE KNEW GOD.

    NOW, THAT IS THE FULL STORY. STOP TWISTING GOD'S WORD,,,,HE IS NOTHAPPY WITH THAT! THE REST OF THE VIDEO IS ALSO SICK TWISTED LIES. TAKE THIS DOWN!!

  • your a sick person

  • FACT: DUNG IS EDIBLE. AND URINE IS ALSO EDIBLE>

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  • Muhahahaha!

    

  • FUCK GOD! He does nothing for anyone. So people STFU!

  • @0hRevo You have God figured out do ya??? wow your the only person to ever do that your amazing. After all all he did was CREATE EVERY DAMN THING..

  • God killed Onan because he pulled out and spooged on the ground. He was supposed to be the line of the Messiah, but he said 'naw, screw that'. So he was smitten.

  • I actually believe in God, but so God help me if he doesn't have a terrible marketing team on earth. Seriously, dude.

  • The bible was written by MAN. Interestingly, apart from the gospels and a few parts of the old testament, no one can name even one person who wrote down the "word of god", so basically, any dipshit who had a writing utensil could have written it, thrown it in and called it god's word if no one can prove god DIDN'T write it.

  • the bible also says that if a woman isn't a virgin when she marries, her husband is to kill her and leave her body on her father's doorstep. Seriously. In plain language.

  • you dumb ass, you repetead one verse for you of your so called jokes, read them first you idiot

  • Wow.....some of this is true & some are your own stupid assumptions.

    

  • I watched this because i like to laugh about the silly shit in the bible, but after reading some of the comments here I got an even bigger laugh at you poor deluded fools who still believe there is some all powerful invisible man telling us we will go to hell if we don't become his slaves. When will you people realize the bible and all religious texts for that matter are just tools used by the power elites to control you?

  • @MiseryBox imagine, they listen to the people who don't pray!!!!!!!!!!!

  • when noopoohead, a servant of the devil himself, comes along and takes the bible out of context, what you wind up with is a sifthead that cannot retain water, or grey matter. this is how you deface the word of GOD. when you add or take away the words written in the book of God, you will be repayed in full by HIM who made you. your video is all lies and are backward to suit you so you can keep peopls eyes off GOD. if you ever did really read the bible and study scripture, then you know u r wrong

  • The Old Testament misrepresents God . Jews added a lot of myths to it .

  • @lahoucine66 thats dumb.you imply that the new testament was wrote before the old.a house without a foundation.the 5 mosaic lwas is the first 5 books of the bible,aka torah.

  • See you in hell.

  • I admire anyone searching for truth ! However, you took everything out of context and therefore can brushed off as mis-representation.

  • Ahah, look at you idiots getting all angry.

  • jack ass

  • this idiot took everything out of context

    Romans 1:22

    New International Version (NIV)

    22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools

  • your an idiot

    

  • ? Your point!!!

  • You have no idea of the terminology, meanings of word from their times nor do you have and knowledge or reading comprehension skill set to understand scriptures.. The fact of the matter is that most wont go to heaven because most are non-believers (such as yourself!)... better you than I..

  • Really boo? You're kidding me right now? You pluck single sentences [sometimes half sentences] out of a chapter without giving the whole perspective and expect someone to take you seriously? Not even from a religious stance purely on academics, this is a poor example of debunking something. Its embarrassing!

    Now remember folks Jesus LOVES you ALL!!! :-)

    YHWH!

  • That's very interesting Taco Bell is my god and he is always inflicting me with hemmoroids!

  • LOL

  • this video is stoopid....its like saying,i saw the word rape in a college sociology book,therefore sociology condones rape

  • LMAO!!!!!!

  • It's all there for whoever wants to check it. There are no arguments against facts. Sorry religulous people!

  • nn

  • I loved this song when I was a kid

  • I pity you.

  • No Mr Athiest, because if i were a Christian and talked about God a lot through love that means I promote something I believe in. You on the other hand, and why I have to re-state this, practice and put great effort trying to disprove something that you proclaim not to believe in. You are a walking and angry contraditction. You'd have done better to keep your tongue in your mouth on this one. Sorry dude, you really are a loser. Your efforts prove evil exists, and if evil exists then God must.

  • Why you atheist say that God doesn't exist and you talk about him it doesn't make any scence, that means you belive in God if you keep talking about him so God loves you anyway

  • @chapinforever83

    Stay in School,

    Forever

  • Waste of time. I gave u a thumbs down by the way. You stupid, CORNY ASS, atheist WANNABE. Burn in hell FAGGOT.

  • @mbigboyny

    Do you kiss Jesus with that mouth. Douchebag

  • @SeanPatriot ask your mama.....white TRASH!!

  • Wow! So fucking what? 

  • Lmaoo this has to be the most feeble minded pussy ass wigger. Dude god exsist watch my white little friend when he comes hes gonna send you where you can never leave for talking shyt. You athiest pussy. When you die nothing happens lmaoo. Your just as dumb as steven hawking.

  • @sneakerg33k 0/10

  • @sneakerg33k

    Your God exists? Really? Can you prove that? I doubt it

  • @SeanPatriot Yes! The fact that you're living and breathing proves God exists. Don't tell me you breathe because your brain tells you too, your brain can't function as its own entity without God making it function otherwise people wont die right? They would just choose to live...right? Well nope because they just CAN'T!

  • @fayelez5 "The fact that you're living and breathing proves God exists."

    LOL, you people are NUTSO

  • this dude is an atheist.Imagine spending your entire life of efforts trying to disprove something you claim not to believe in? HAHAHAHAHA!!! Idiots!

  • @shunoforme i'm an atheist and I agree with you, But you're a hypocrite; your probably a Christian (which I respect) but you just said spending your entire life of efforts trying to disaprove something when Christians are told to spread the word of god all your life to all.So aren't we all the same?

  • @uh2873 Oh shut up cry baby atheist

  • @truthseeker010101 That amazing cannabis cures cancer... considering my close friend died of cancer while being a heavy cannabis user. Also I think you mean the Eucharist, not oil.

  • dude never said he was a christian did he? idk i didnt finish the video but u dont have to be a christian to read the bible

  • wow, what's you life purpose apart from trawling through the Bible looking for negatives in the old testament (Jewish history) and completely missing all the positive messages of Jesus ? (A Christian is a follower of Christ teachings not the follower of the old testament.)

  • this is bullshit it says orgy in ezkiel 4:9-15 it really talks about cooking bread over cow shit

  • and solomon loved the titties

  • @ballsdeep1972 Thank God, you must b very blessed coz you cannot stand the thought of heating food with piece(s) of dry cow dung. Can you really use bio gas light to light your room while u have your supper? These verses tell of what happened and if you have a different story of what really happened please tell us and forgive me, I dont understand your english usage well coz you also mention the term orgy, which has a different meaning altogether and can not be in this topic at all.

  • Mandrills hit it on the spot!!!!!!

  • Fubor100...almost agree with u. The only thing for me is it's not how to read the bible but know our positions ( since we r all soldiers of god) and what the bible has to say to us personally. Everyone of us has a different purpose in life or position in life and will perceive things diferently

  • the bible yes has contridictions however this is because of mans greed for power inteferance and transleterations deliberate some would say. but the bilble holds the key to the truth to all questions. you just have to knwo how to read the bible because in this time nothing is as straight forward as it first appears.

  • More specifically he was Jesus THE Christ,it simply means savior or deliverer. & his name in ancient Hebrew was yuhushua/yuhshua. Chopping up & re-assembling phrases puts things out of context. Some folks need to see the stories from those that died,were sent to hell,& came back. Can't get more real than that. & since we weren't there,we can't call them liars. You can't have a yin without a yang. No matter what name we give him,he's the same God...

  • @unionrdr  just because some imagined themselves in hell while there mind was under great stress ,same goes with people who see the white light and loved ones or even god when they sort of died. this has to do with chemicals released in the brain during that stress. In fact these same type of feelings/visions were duplicated with a study called the god helmet.

  • Lol... Good job!

  • U know , u "Christians " out there r criticizing and judging this man. Obviously he needs to see the truth. But not in this way. Maybe u react this way because of ur personal issues??what would Jesus do?? all I'm saying is show him luv !!!because ur not !!! What if he was ur child, would u talk to him this way. "to turn the other cheek" doesn't mean walk . If u talked to me like that to my face I would smack the s*%t out of you!!!

  • All those who hate this video need to read the KJV of the Bible. It says exactly what the person who made this video says. Ofcourse he or she added their on banter but thats what it says. I watched the video twice and followed along with the scripture. Yes some of the verses are out of place with the seqence of the video but its true. Actually read the Bible and understand that it has so many versions. Sheep to the slaughter-If the Most High is the Supreme Knowledge, why are you stupid? Shalom

  • Sounds like this man has no morals... How he joked about the whores and porn. I am a native american from California and I hav my issues with the bible ... But the words of Christ do set the example..... Nothing wrong with that.

  • close your bibles and open your minds.

    learn something useful.

  • To my understanding Ezekiel 4:9-15; Ezekiel is told to prepare bread using cow dung as fuel (perhaps after he complained when told to use human waste). Cow dung is useful in many ways (here in africa, western part of Kenya) one being smearing of the earthen floor to prevent it from wearing out and forming dust. It has no bad smell and when dry it burns well (but not commonly used as fuel here). Let my story end here because I see no problem with the so called Bible, despite your many mockery.

  • THE BIBLE WAS GIVEN BY GOD TO TEACH AND ONE OF THOSE TEACHINGS IS BEWARE OF RULERS WHO ARE NOT GODLY AND SOLOMON IS ONE EXAMPLE AND WE HAVE MANY IN OUR WORLD TODAY WHO REJECT THE REVELATION OF GODS HOLY WORD AND THEY WILL BE JUDGED FOR IT

  • SOLOMON EXPERIMENTED WITH MANY THINGS AND INDULGED HIMSELF IN THINGS THAT GOD DID NOT APPROVE. AND THE BIBLE SO SAYS.

    SOLOMON IS NOT AN EXAMPLE OF RIGHT LIVING AND THE BIBLE SHOWS THIS BY THE SINS HE PARTOOK OF WITH HIS MANY WIVES AND HEATHEN ONE AT THAT.

    GOD REBUKED SOLOMONS LIFE STYLE THE BIBLE IS WITNESS

  • ONEMNOOPOOH you are the one who has to look in the mirror every morning and see the face that was knitted in your mothers womb by your God, who you reject, and explain to Him why you are spreading such heresy.

    If you were the only person left on earth he still would have thrown himself on that cross and gladly taken each NAIL thru the palm of each hand and feet to save your inadequate life.

    This is how much the Only Living God Loves you

    Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved

  • Christian doctrine of salvation, God has rescued us through Christ (John 3:17)

    Specifically, it was Jesus’ death on the cross and subsequent resurrection that achieved our salvation (Romans 5:10; Ephesians 1:7)

    Scripture is clear that salvation is the gracious, undeserved gift of God (Ephesians 2:5, 8) and is only available through faith in Jesus Christ (Acts 4:12)

    Why be judged according to the Mosaic Law, when you can make Jesus Christ your Sovereign...

    Bend your knee to the King of Kings

  • But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel to you than that which we have preached to you, let him be accursed.

  • Anybody actually open a Bible and check the verses from this video? Some of the verses refrenced don't indicate what this video states.

    1 Kings 14:10, 1 Kings16:11, 2 Kings 9:8 each have nothing to do with eating crap or drinking piss.

    Isaiah 16:11 reads "Therefore for Moab, my breast moans like a lyre, and my heart for Kir-hareseth." No farting going on there.

  • wow amazing how this guy came to all of these conclusions reading select parts and pretending to know the origination of the words he uses...

    He says THIS is the reason there is so much "porn" these days. ROFLMAO..

    There is so much because idiots like you take portions out of the bible and twist them to your own needs.

    Besides MOST people don't read the bible DUMB ASS. There are VERY VERY few TRUE Christians in the world today.

  • @gorgeousdzastr and keep in mind that was written hundreds of years before Christ....Christians do not follow the laws of the old testement....they are for historic reference.

  • @mick55 problem is most "christians" don't even know anything about the bible. They just go around brow beating, not realizing when they follow after the 'law' they are judged by the law they make and stand under. Thus abandoning their true faith in the supreme creator. They all are instructed by the same bible they preach out of, to come out from among her.. unfortunately they don't even know what that means.

    There is absolutely nothing new under the sun.

  • @gorgeousdzastr But who are these christians who know nothing? If you know something then you are at liberty to give some guidance. About the shit above, is because of people not acting the way they should and if a prophet had to walk naked or be ashamed was just a dire warning that the people may get a worse kind of humiliation - don't you understand a story as is told? That story in judges 19:20-30 is clear that the inhabitants of the place were evil and God DID NOT LIKE IT!

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  • @gorgeousdzastr and are you a true Christian George?

  • @GodJesusOne Who's George? And would you describe a "true" Christian? And does the scripture say a Christian can have allegiance to a fiction/corporation/another man at the same time? And do you have a citizenship?

    I see you are making all kinds of statements here about what the Bible says, but do you truly believe in the Bible yourself? I am that I am, and lay no claims I can not absolutely prove. Jesus didn't go around laying claims either.

    Are we not ALL children of One God?

  • @GodJesusOne Does not the scripture say:

    "Therefore leaving the principles of the doctrine of Christ, let us go on unto perfection; not laying again the foundation of repentance from dead works, and of faith toward God"

    I came to know God through the man named Christ Jesus. I can't prove Jesus existed, but that's how I came to know the divine creator we call YHWH.

    Q for you. Do You OWN your body? Do You OWN that name? What is "ownership"?

    Don't fall into a secular mindset brother.

  • you only pick out the most shitty parts . the rest is worth reading

  • the only good in this video is the music; if you want to see more shit continuing viewing

  • jajajajajaja what kind of bible do you use? your wierd 

  • you forgot the viscious child sacrifice in Judges 11:30-40

  • All I can say is this video is rather shitty.

  • @pragmaticalpaula123 awww cut the crap!

  • i'm gonna have to look this shit up !!!!!

  • @Znobyrd

    Oh please, it takes two to tango. You could have stopped responding long ago.

    I came here to watch this video, which turns out is full of misquotes and trash, but aside from that I've only been coming back to continue our conversation.

  • the real evil shit in the bible comes form the jew 1st testament.

  • i checked the bible of 1 king, and it is not true, so get a life!!!

  • In the spirit of ONEMNOOPOOH, his description really says, "the Bible...is...a true...common sense... book." See? I can twist a written message to say what I want too!

  • One would think that a "researcher with common sense" would take the time to read the source he was talking about instead of making things up or leaving things out and picking and choosing.

    For example, the first reference regarding Song of Solomon, the passage is talking about a younger sister who hasn't gone through puberty yet and has no breasts YET.

  • What bible version are you reading from?

  • SHAKA KHAN!

  • hell is waiting to recieve you

  • Mentally retarted persons concept of looking at the history. You need to understand the context. This shows us to correct ourselves and should not fall into those kind of situation. Bible is spiritual guide on the path of salvation. If you don't have enough brain to understand then go to play school and start over.

  • @TheCommandModule "the" history? are you implying that you're following one book's account of all mankinds/earths history when the fossil record already proves that the earth is older than the bible's claimed 6000 yr age? I agree with the part that you say that the Bible is a means to correct ourselves and exemplify morals. There are several open holes in the biblical history however, and we should accept outside historical references, cross examine and then determine what is plausible. Thanks.

  • so did you bother putting those things you mentioned in context??? there's murder rape incest war and fecal matter in LOTS of books and movies... so crawl back in your hole TROLL

  • where in eziekial does it say that he talked about baking bread he did ask him to use human feaces on it,,but was allowed to use cow poop instead.ezeikial seen a ufo thats what he saw.in that vision of his..

  • The Bible has good examples and warning examples in it . The nations that practised lawlessness and immorality arent around anymore. As for the bible record ...its history written in advance. All ancient prophecy came true. Therefore we can have faith in all future prophecies as well. Its the course of wisdom to read it and make neccesary changes to your life to harmonize with Gods will. But that is your choice.

  • wow!!! whom ever made this video has NO idea what he is talking about. But than again that concept has become popular since our World has been over run by MORONS! Repent I pray, in the name of Yahhushua the messiah :(

  • Jesus do excist, every movie has a saviour, and in every movie you got good and the bad, but if you have only good vs good you will say this is fiction...

  • I dont even believe Jesus existed

  • Isaiah 16 ;11 That is why my very in-wards are boisterous just like a harp,,,lol,,,sounds like they can fart in tune !!!,,,,at 1;52,,

  • thanks for this funny vid-takes a lot to make a miserable bastard like me laugh-but this did the trick....have now subscribed!

  • everything was taken out of context... both historically and contemporarily

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  • oh yeah... and the new testament came from our nations governments asses! Like that'd be any better... it all came from earthy priesthood lofuckingl

  • What's any of this got to do with Christians? That all came from the old testament, which had an "earthly" priesthood.

  • @Znobyrd Christians take the book the Bible as truthfull statements and accounts. These kinds of scriptures are from the ancient books such as Genesis, Exodus ect ect. If you are going to take segments from these books that all talk about the same God and present them as truth, then you need to beleive the rest as well. You can't pick and choose what parts are truthful and which are not because you don't agree with them. It's either all the truth or all bullshit when its on faith alone.

  • @hardcoretam Truth yes, and the same exact God, yes. But understand, God discussed with these people that they would not follow the simple agreements He had made with them, so He then gave them an inferior earthly priesthood. Things went south from there. This was why things were so ugly in the old testament. He then told them He would make a new covenant with them which has a priesthood straight out of heaven. Our relationship with God could then be restored IF we are willing.

  • @Znobyrd This is my problem with religion and why i am offended by these statements. I live in a country that is not secular. The religious majority is christianity. I have people making claims about supernatural dietys and having the country founded on these beleifs. These claims about God ect have never been proven. This is why i have a problem with religion. You're making claims which affect my country and thus my life but cannot provide any evidence to back up these claims.

  • @hardcoretam I could be offended by atheism, but I know the main problem is they have never gone in prayer and just simply asked if He (God) is real, and if so, will He show Himself to them in some way. The evidence is only found in this way, and man, when you see it, you will know without a doubt it is real. I was once an athiest / agnostic, but it all changed when I said the name Jesus in a prayer and asked Him to reveal Himself. Trust me, He is alive, it's no joke.

  • @Znobyrd I have prayed many times. It does nothing. Yes, it was as serious a plea for help as I could make. I would encourage people to try it for themselves so they too can know. And then, when they hear people like you speak, they will know you are confused.

  • @gromby Don't give up. Jesus said, "seek me with ALL your heart and you will find me".

  • @Znobyrd I ALREADY HAVE! IT'S BULLSHIT! Jesus has never said a single word to me. You quote a book written by man. If you care about people then stop spreading this false information. It ruins peoples lives.

  • @gromby I have seen many lives saved and healed by Jesus. Mine included. When I wrote He said "seek me with ALL YOUR HEART", we have to ask, is there anything in our heart like malice, greed, unforgiveness, etc., that would get in the way? Try to purge yourself of these for awhile, then go back and show this to Him, and ask Him again. If you are against HIm when you approach Him, of course He won't answer.

  • @Josh1ofthe2witnesses Thank you, keep praying for these souls, it's anger yes, but more so a cry for help. God bless you!

  • @Znobyrd What about that girl in Austria who was locked in a basement for 24 years. Who would have been praying constantly for God to come and save her.,...to free her from this monster. Why would God ignore this innocent woman and her family for whilst she was raped and caged for 24 years? If he existed and he does things like that, then he's a dick and doesn't deserve any worship. She probably seeked more than anyone else would have been able to, but there was no supernatural saviour

  • @Josh1ofthe2witnesses No, no no. You are asserting a supernatural being, invented mankind, knowing we would sin, so to create these situations where we would suffer so that he could sit by idle and do nothing. If that's your idea of God, he's a dick. If God sent to deliver her, why wait 24 years? God's the reason people are in dark pits on Judeo- Christian beleif logic. He created the Garden of Edan, created a tree and created humans knowing they would eat from it. Silly