Smoking Gun Presents - Worlds Dumbest Criminals 9

[phatray]

who can be that proud with a handful of $1 bills..... those kids should be sent to jail for being stupid.....

[ZoanBlade90]

Anybody know what happened @thebigddaddymrb? Any idea?

[mortensen1961]

@ZoanBlade90 They terminated his account.

[FurryFerris]

Danny Bonaduci......sigh..... who ever made him a celebrity should be shot in the dick...

[ClassicRapVideos]

mini me is death right?

[Samman912]

kinda getting tired of "worlds dumbest criminal/drivers"

[crickleymal]

who the hell shags a piece of furniture

[InkFanJo]

It's hard to believe how dumb some people are.

[1958debs]

I actually heard about gas boy on freak news from KRZR, when the station was on the air.

[iluvISekC]

This is THE BEST SHOW EVA

[mytimton]

I LOVE THIS SHOW

And #18, Just WTF

[hellsblaze666]

damn dominos workers are serious

[junkrat1]

"Even ebay would of been a better sale"

He makes it sound like it never happens, its happens alot on ebay....

[kidcarios]

at one point and time i think we all feel like # 11

[hireikana18]

Verne and Brad...most kick-ass show ever lol

[DaWhiteWolffie]

Idiot tried to rob a pizza joint...in Texas. Even if they all didn't have guns there's a good chance at least one person in there is Italian...you don't mess with Italians. O.o

[kryer981]

@DaWhiteWolffie The pizza joint is in West Virginia.

[drewlaplanche]

@DaWhiteWolffie Especially Italian business owners...

[benjie414]

those guys had to take a 2 hour shi-t at jolly pirate donuts.

[lj90901]

At AARP she like a hero. Brad is funny



[lj90901]

Godfrey is funny

[TheAviatorMusic]

@lj90901 damn right!

[lj90901]

Brad rocks!!!!!!!!!

[legofreak4427]

Texas Pizza Hut Masacre! 

[MusicOfTheSystem]

LMAO at #9

[SidRulz100]

I like Brad Loekle. He is AWESOME.

[seanswd1]

man that pizza cook slices him more that a large pizza

[Hawkwing4567]

Danny Bonaduce: I've been given the "brush-off" by a woman before, but this is ridiculous. (Rimshot) LOL

[Sweeneytodd498]

the guy is lucky he did not get splinters on his junk on the table

[Sweeneytodd498]

is that what the gun looked like and not like one of those vice 9 water gun from home alone 3

[imCOOLiplayPOOl]

Fluffy's a racist dog!

[rising13stars321]

those dogs do rat you out i have one! And hahhahahahahahh the flashlight thing omg i loved it i couldent stop laughing!!!!

[Mobycarp2011]

of course leif garrett wants to go to fresno. however, danny can do it legally. Danny, you should move to fresno, leif youd be arrested for the 30000th time

[spadeface38]

1:15 Jolly pirate donut shop?... Isn't that the place that the tourettes guy said everybody can go take a 2 hour shit.

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

13:55 is that chuck norris????

[DakkTribal]

DIPSHIT AISLE THREE!

[muniee00]

omg this may be a show about dumest crims, but the peopl who do the voice overs are the dumes cunts they always get the Aussie acent wrong and it fucking pisses me of cause we dont sound anything like that. you always get the aussie acent mixed up with an english or Kiwi acent. like the kiwi acent yous tryed todo in thie video sounds more Aussie then the sussie acents you try. PS when you show them crashing the car thats a Kangaroo you idiot they only live in Australia, not in New Zeland

[zybanday]

@muniee00 wow..your calling someone dumb when your comment alone has AT LEAST 14 words spelt wrong? ....wow

[muniee00]

@zybanday i dont care if ive spelt words wrong cause its not about spelling.

its about how Americans think us Aussie's are and putting us in a fucked up sterotype.

[BloodiestBubbles14]

@muniee00

Bitch please, calm down. It's comedy, it doesn't matter who if fucking offends.

[muniee00]

@BloodiestBubbles14 Bitch Please ???? dont make me laugh kid

[Purplelady0790]

@zybanday so, UI sometimes have misspelled words in my comments but that is mostly because I' m type fast. plus I'm human and so is anyone else that misspelled a word or two.

[zybanday]

@Purplelady0790 I have nothing against spelling a word or two wrong .But to say "omg this may be a show about dumest crims, but the peopl who do the voice overs are the dumes cunts " , like was said earlier is wrong. Not everyone thinks this. It is supposed to be a humerous show with humerous voice overs. I dont really care about ppls spelling , but to generalize every American thinks this way is wrong. That is all I was saying. Not everyone thinks that way. Thankyou.

[DarkRubberDucky]

I'm sorry, it must be my inner evil talking, but seeing those pizza guys drag that man with a huge trail of BLOOD is so satisfying. Serves that idiot right.

[starfaery]

A plastic gun from Toysarus Oh noes!

[NYG4LIFE123]

"Anytime anybody looks from side to side and they are in a public place, arrest them" lol. 

[Cdsalsaf]

At least if I saw a guy reaching his hand up someones butt, I would break out into a tae-kwon-do Mortal Kombat frenzy.

[funkystonermonkey]

Bag of pot FTW!

[dannysmom18]

OH wait.......Ya know im busy as hell jsut take my wallet....xD!

[xItzBlaZeDx]

thanks for uploading full episodes !!

[firewings12]

Andrew R Wheeler is the name that comes to mind when it comes to the number 2 guy that got caught for stealing his neighbors crap and selling that crap on his front lawn!

[luckystar123451]

<3 Fluffy

[turloughf]

I should open up some reeducation centers for dumb people. get their heads out of their asses.

[Lauren5684]

@turloughf That would be a good idea,but no matter what,every person would be dumb towards something.If you ever open a school that reeducates dumb people,I would wish you good luck.

[Purplelady0790]

There is no way even in this economy that u can steal about $30 for a funeral to buy a cigerette, u damn idiot, b**** damn,that is just horrible man. well at least she technically gave back the money although it should have never left the store, period. Also, can't that person just go to a 24 hr store that is if he couldn't wait till morning. I got to give creds for safe sex, but seriously there r 24 hr stores.

[Purplelady0790]

Although the nurture equation of human behavior shouldn't be the sole result of how someone became successful or not, but I think the father and son team is an excepption because lets face it the son had no good example from the father and even joined him.

[PJAMAZ]

Picnic Table Porn, RULE 34 has no boundaries!

[xXWeevilWitchXx]

6:44 I could only imagine how fucked up those poor kids must be after they saw #18... O.O

[RyuzakiL1994]

7:43 I love him! He is soooooo funny and capital C U T E!

[Mrfdsa1]

never steal from an italian pizza store, it could be the mob.

[xMetalayerx]

2:35 They do now.

[RyuzakiL1994]

14:30 Uh dude, if you fall through a ceiling like a F***ing rock, maybe you shouldn't rob the place. Just saying.

[KalebDeanGrim13mm]

17:00 you dont get between an Italian and his Pizza he will F*** you up

[antoniac1234]

Sex with a table?....What would be the scientific name for that fetish?

[banmidoulover06]

Clip #2: I love the cop's questions.

"Do you have anything to say for yourself?" What's to say? Look at what he stole and tried to sell!

"Are you guilty of anything?" I have to agree with the criminal. Bad taste and stupidity are not illegal yet!

Clip #1: I was scared of Fluffy until the "crazy eyes" scene at 40:45!

[WiGaN4LyF1]

gimme your arm ya bastard hahahaha LOL Priceless XD

[incostirva]

party animal: just add gas!

[epicchickenz44]

29:46 - you f**king dumbass

[MrTheEvilgerman]

Leif Garret looks 100 % gay...........

[shadowmikey]

10:47 "nope. nothin out of the ordinary here. just a black man and his drill..." hahahaha.

[werewolvesrock57]

@RMan7580 omg i was about to comment if he was in austin powers but u answer meh thx ^^

[LeuCoctrol]

What do bert and ernia do? ._.

[MarcusAvon2]

aww i wanna play with fluffy

[des5594]

So when I heard Jolly Pirate Donuts, the only thing I could think of was the tourettes guy, "You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!"

[RetroVideoFan]

Unleaded in the house. Super Premium. Su-Su-Super Premium.

[TheFangirl101]

"Somebody CALL 911!!!They are KICKIN my ass!!!!"

I love you Brad.Your awesome xD

[bettyeffincrocker]

.............Who's the midget?

[TheSinningclown]

@bettyeffincrocker he was mini me from the movie with the spy uhhh austin powers goldmember

[bettyeffincrocker]

@ishimorikuma-how about a tire swing?

[bettyeffincrocker]

@ishimorikku

[bettyeffincrocker]

It's always the security cam

[RetroVideoFan]

#15, What an Idiot!

[ishimorikuma]

Screwing a Table....He needs a Girl....or a Car...Yikes

[AcolyteSilene]

@ishimorikuma Or a park bench?

[Doggieworld3]

Ayieee, they're trying to kill him! (#12)

[RetroVideoFan]

6:40. William, what is that smell?

LMAO, that line never fails to crack me up.

[ROTFT2]

Number #13, that is Ghostface the movie is call, Scream. It shouldn't be The Texas Knife Massacre. It should be Pizza Scream or something else.

[SMA2343]

13:43 OH SHIT!!! its MINI ME!!!

[redskinsguy92]

"You just got your ass kicked by a swiffer. If that gets out in prison, you are someone's girlfriend by lunchtime."

LOL! Brad Loekle always cracks me up.

[EKhammer323]

wow...a lot of these are from ohio...makes me ashamed of my home state...

[DarkRubberDucky]

@EKhammer323 Try living in Texas. In World's Dumbest, there are TONS from Texas. Makes me shake my head and hide my face in shame!

[totallywinx1]

#1 criminal..WHAT?!! black people have spitballs..and hes afraid of fluffy? LOL