GI Joe PSA - Body Massage

[danthaman7777]

lol looks like ronnie coleman

[moped265]

Hit 7 for "BODY MASSAGE MACHINE"

[runehq521]

Uploader Comment has 69 likes. WIN

[OfLanceTheLonginus]

@runehq521

Imbecile.

[tonyman148]

Lets launch over it... yes.

[BassHeadsProduction]

GO!!!!!

[Tim92G]

Walter Dot in the store.

[Fireproofretz]

165 people do not like body massages

[mrB0DYmassageMACHINE]

(my username)

GO

[TheAvesgoalie1]

Mr body massage machine go

[Anwhaz]

164 people want a body massage.

[finchwill]

steve and i

[TheOther9666]

turn on the transcribe for a good laugh

[Mastermax345]

@TheOther9666 GI JOEEEEEE turns to "Steve and i:"

[FatBox]

I love how he hums when he gets out of the car lulz

[JustinC721]

Press 3 to get a body massage



[Hattencrap]

Check out my channel for the autotuned version of this.

[Rainbows871]

Ponies brought me here...

[tylergunnzebra]

steve and i

[ericmthiele]

body massage machine GO

[Swotsy]

steve and i

[flipurcards]

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You guys should help me out by listening to and and liking this comment so the world can see!!! lol thanks

[bigtone00023]

Body Message! /(^_^)\

[fuckpremierballs]

I lost my shit when he started singing.

[EnochLight]

I'm hoping to hit 3 million views this year. That's worth a body massage.

[Kyujib]

@EnochLight You already know that's going to happen. Don't even trip. lol

[smittty1911]

@EnochLight congrats

[VenomProject]

GO!

[MrMoneyclips]

wow, transcribed audio on these things is HILARIOUS

[arup02]

Hahah this is my ringtone!

[Mr2010forgeben]

Mr body massage machine GO!

[riverstrokesrat]

what season is this actual episode in?

[xLuky]

Transcribe audio

Who wants a body massage? = Walter dot in the store.

[flippy55555]

BODY MASSAGE!

Obtain one at all costs.

[ctesko860]

Body massage

[Nowzies]

Can someone tell me where that electric sound is from? I've been hearing it all over the place (films, games), it's like the Wilhelm Scream.

[Dakkiller1]

Black Guy sounds like Chief From South Park

[Nog64]

Boomhauer, age 10

[relativeevil]

remitted now that they knew when you want to do with it

what you want your brain

walter dot in the store

the belly dancing class

head

themselves mission growing

and i can try to do so

steve and i

(turn on transcribed audio X3)

[ksiadous]

LETS LAUNCH OVER IT

[LiamRomK]

This is why my steam name is Mr Body Massage machine

[aderiannam15]

Wtf! This is so gay! :P

[fireflocs]

Having never been into GI Joe, I literally only know this character as "Mr. Body Massage."

[ProxAyeMox]

@fireflocs His name isn't "Mr. Body Massage", it's "The Body Massage Machine"

[MisterSenseless]

@fireflocs He's named "Mr. Body Massage Machine", I think he was kicked out of UFC a few years ago for trying to give back rubs in the cage

[Loader2K1]

@fireflocs: The character is known as Roadblock.

[KA1Z3RTheAmazing]

that GOOO! reminds me of the OOOOOOOOOOOH! from the stick one

[ZyxthePest]

If the Rock doesn't say this in GI Joe Retaliation, I've lost whatever faith I have left in movie adaptations of popular kid's shows...

[YouSirAreAnIdiot42]

@ZyxthePest If it's anything like the last movie Hasbro won't let them even mention the PSAs, because it would affect their constant string of lawsuits against Fensler for reviving interest in a property that they had ignored for over a decade.

[readordiefanatic]

@ZyxthePest I keep waiting for them to reference Fensler films in one of those movies, it's got to happen eventually

[fireflocs]

I think the kid in the hat hits puberty between his first and second line.

[MyNameIsBucket]

Did anyone notice those kids live in the middle of a wasteland?

[sydbarrett5]

@MyNameIsBucket Yeah GI Joe dropped some nukes there by mistake.

[itsconnorstime]

@MyNameIsBucket Its a mad max prequel?

[pamelajnelson]

I begin every semi important action in my life with.."Mr.Body Massage machine Go!!"..For instance starting my car, baptizing my son, or shooting a deer

[darkmagician1212]

Does anyone see dat green flash?

[lostenmusic]

Oh look, it's Jerry Sandusky.

[Magmaploom]

I never laughed like this since a kid in my 1st grade farted so loud!

[1N0face1]

Meh Favorite one of the PSAs xD

[1N0face1]

Is it bad this is my 10th time watching it...in a row..?

[priceoffame]

None of these make any sense, but they are all hilarious!

[nevermindanimationz]

*whisper voice* Mr. body massage machine.. *Manly shout* GO!

[bluppo6]

body massage.

[goofyredboy]

i cant stop watching it



[goofyredboy]

was this edited or is this from the show

[laxgirl123]

@goofyredboy it was edited from the original, but they're hilarious!

[goofyredboy]

i love it "lets lanch over it" so funney

[goofyredboy]

the first time i sawthis was in a mario video

[Corinichi1010]

I've replayed this like thirteen times.

[brivera45]

If*

[brivera45]

Lol idk its appropriate that every time I see a bald black guy I just randomly say "GO!!!"

[cowboydanisoutofgas]

notice about 80% of the gi joe guys have gay/pornstar mustaches

[icepoop20]

ehh, what the hell....BODY MASSAGE!!

[gjfishing1]

Let's launch over it.



[KATTCarson]

ha a band joke along with pork chop sandwich. Body massage? body massage machine, go!

[EMPATHYXCII]

LET'S LAUNCH OVER IT

[SourGummiWurm]

I lol'd when I saw people were commenting with this on actual massage vids.

[FeelingFeline]

These are so fucking awesome! XD So old but still golden.

[01Halibel]

XD

[8881korn]

Who wants a body massage?

[WillieWallace92]

Is this real?

[MetroidMan95]

Lets launch over it!

[Akinyemi1988]

I totally see the rock doing this for the new gi joe lol

[MrLilalvin10]

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[Kilharthi]

Subtitles according to the closed caption software of Youtube:

Blue boy: Remitted now that they knew.

Red boy: When you want to do with it.

Blue boy: What you want your brain.

G.I. Joe: Walter dot in the store.

Red boy: The belly dancing class.

G.I. Joe: Head. Themselves mission growing.

Red boy: And I can try to do so.

Ending: STEVE AND I !!!!

[JackassWhiteDude]

0:26 was my reaction also.

[MasterSword100]

press 7 for epic Mr. Body Massage Machine Go!

[asparagusoffice]

Mister Body Massage Machine GO!

[WebVManReturns]

Hold 8 to see my response to this video.

[Link3618andLiquid]

its a body massage machine DAWG!!!

[MAGTheMaulers]

and no one heard from those kids again.

[RandomShellAccount]

Bodamasajjjj Bodamasajjjjjj

[eugene450]

My favorite GI JOE PSA. EVER.

[pyroclasm32]

MY BODY MASSAGE IS READY

[RscapeTtroop]

What the fuck..? o.O

[xkatxxz]

"Mr Body Massage Machine.....GO!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[cloudstrife1288]

let's launch over it

[Geekreg]

It's just....fucking random.

[LordAdam44]

Press: 8

ehhhhhhhhhhhh what the hell?

[Russiansaur]

Baady massage

[yemanyaaa]

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL?

[diesdaswaslos]

GO!!!!!

[TheSkyhorse82]

"LET'S LAUNCH OVER IT!"

"MR BODY MASSAGE MACHINE...GO!"

[asparagusoffice]

ME!

[rebelhunter31]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male 25-34

Male 18-24 <---

Male 35-44

Yeaa that says it all...

[Sabbatai]

So the lesson is pick up live electric wires with a metal scissor-like object.

Got it!

[ProtusMose]

@Sabbatai I guess if the handles are insulated :\

[zombie8drama]

this is absolutely my most favorite one of these

[LOLFLUSHDRAW]

BADY MASSAGE

[ge5undhe17]

"Uhhhhhhhhhh what the hell?"

"BODY MASSAGE."

And then 2 kids aged 12 and 14 were never seen again.

[partyvidzzz]

mr Body Massage GO!!

[testtube173]

This clip just makes me so happy.

[bluppo6]

body massage.

[ljmdrummer]

mr body massage machine GOOO!

[ThousanWhite]

154 people don't want a body massage

[SkeksisRule]

@ThousanWhite This is the one and only time I will ever, and I do mean EVER, upvote someone for using that stupid meme.

[ThousanWhite]

10 bucks that The Rock will mention this in the movie

[abobjenkins]

WHO WANTS A BOOTY MASSAGE?

[Kursparda]

Who wants a body massage?

[Arekai1404]

bassage machine GOO

om god my sides

[AzazelBelphegor]

this two kids are the retards in the porkchop sandwiches

[laundrymunkey1414]

bottom massage....

[rottenmeatpuppet]

classic

[CSBoY007]

Bloody massage?

[AlexFreconHD]

LET'S LAUNCH OVER IT.

[sinshiro]

7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

[CoolDude1392]

The first time I watched this was after I saw that corny ass G.I. Joe movie. I wanted to know more about the classic show so I looked up the PSA's. I thought this was the real thing at first and was like "WTF?".

[wvjuggaloscrub]

i take it your mom told you how long it took me to bust a nut on her face?

[wvjuggaloscrub]

waste of 33 seconds

[elias92x]

@wvjuggaloscrub thats how much time it takes for you to cum inside your mom

[Mewthan]

hit play

hit 2 key = nyan kid

[Ellenbaby707]

press six for some hot jacking off action

[rushpython100]

great

[KingKrabb999]

i love how this is the first thing i see when i type in body massage

[foreveryoungtitans]

REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD!

[locateyourhuevos]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO



[nicksm64]

uhhhhhhhh what the hell? BODY MASSAGE! GI JOE!!!!!!!!!!!

[clearclubbin]

I just keep pressing 7 lol

[Kingdom12]

i wanna see those fuckers launch on the cable!

[thenewoblivion]

i wanted to see some chick get a full body massage and this is what i get,glorious XD

[flashylight56]

who wants a body massage?

[anadryantontine]

151 people were scarred for life after getting a body massage from him.

[AndrewReiningVlogs]

Now does that come with a happy ending or is that all lmao

[cinderlover]

i love how this was originally meant to be a safety psa and the kids aren't wearing helmets! lolz

[GoombaBoop]

151 people launched over it.

[cheyennemthomas]

mmmmmm low

[shnobi34]

press seven hes raving

[TheClownRaper]

go go gadget body massage

[Legaedify]

i bet he body massaged the crap out of those kids

[Thesodypopkid]

For some reason I want a body massage now.

[MissQueenBacon]

149 people dont want a body massage

[Molagbal38]

I want a body massage now.

[Wicachow]

press 4,5,6,or 7 for the black mans moans

[TheClownRaper]

body massage 

[MrTheCommander]

This clip should be ..... aw hell, lets launch over it!!

[TheAle89515]

When alien civilizations discover this clip in a thousand years, they will conclude our race was batshit insane... but good at body massages, apparently.

[nighthawknina86]

@TheAle89515 best comment ever!!! cannnot stop laughing

[jedihunter176]

His voice gave me a body massage

[bosneb]

@jedihunter176 lol

[bamarine247]

I watch Entertainment News on DFW Sports Radio. When the session comes close to the end-

Mike- "Alright we've got to go."

Corby- "I don't go unless GI Joe says to go."

GI Joe- "GO!"

Corby- "Oh crap. ALright let's go."

Danny- "By the way, worst e-news ever."

[termin107]

ITS CHEF!!!!

[Videosurfer101]

I want one...

[Mois52]

Let's LAUNCH over it!

[gkge]

Uhhhh, what the hell? Body Massage!

[dannyBoy41SJR]

is this real?

[xCottonSwabx]

@dannyBoy41SJR ... yes... because a kids show is going to say a full grown man wants to give a full body massage to children...

[BrynBeauchamp]

Ehhhh what he hell

[kaneda1674]

Who want's a body massage?

[trustom654987]

lol. how is it even possible to dislike this video.

[JoeEC420]

146 people got his body massage

[Baldpiece101]

Who wants a body massage?

[weezkidaj]

thumbs up if you have the body massage, help computer, or porkchop sandwiches t-shirts.

[JonmanOwnsYou]

EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE HELL?

BODY MASSAGE!

That part made me LOL.

[Geekreg]

I love this because of one thing: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE(­or LOW )

[blablablagagagaga]

the soul perpose of gijoe was obviously to keep young boys safe and twice as homosexuality

[Audioworm]

BODY MASSAGE

[whisperhername]

Why is it only showing my views?

[ArgHamster]

145 people really need that body massage and a happer ending.