NooBTooB Ep 81 - Patapon, Wipeout Pulse, and Castlevania

[snakelam26]

I hate Wipeout at first, but man...when I enter level 3 or 4 and it gets really fast, it's so much fun!!!

[KalinhoPL]

one more thing. i dont understand why i watch this show. i mostly disagree with you (in this ep u said that MGS2 >MGS3... really? then wipeout and patapon that i have totally different opinion on) and i hate the way u guys play games. guess its the luv 4 the gaming that draws me towards your podcast is the reason why i watch you guys :)

[KalinhoPL]

Jesus Tobin, WipEout is the best future racer out there. Its true that u ether hate it or luv it but as a gamer u should at least give it thumb up rental. Its beautiful, its fast, its EXTREMELY hard and its easy 2 play but hard 2 master so u can play months and still learn something new. Patapon is 4 casuals? No fuckin way. Some ppl have problems with remembering their phone number - in pata u have to know the songs, u have to play them right, u gotta have some music talent to play in rhythm.

[CupboardNinja]

It's funny that you said that Metal Gear Solid 4, Spore, Final Fantasy XIII, and Fable 2 were your most anticipated games and you hated all of them.

[tobin00]

@CupboardNinja Yeah, that's pretty funny. It's also what's fun about gaming, we're always surprised by what actually happens, our favorite games are usually a surprise.

[TheDarkkeychain]

Patapon another cool game that my mind is hooked to except that I can't find it, anyways awesome job and thanks to all of you guys in NooB TooB however you are.

[gijokef]

i never used the nub on wipeout i tried it once and went to the d-pad which works AMAZINGLY

[BryanV4]

Hahaha ''So good you wanna suck our d***;'''man at laughed at those slogans that will never be used.

Good ep again, im rewatching everything, again =]

[Treblaine]

Noob toob is awesome.

I depend on the opinion and critiques of these guys more than any big shot critic from gamespot or whatever.

[tobin00]

Thanks for watching!

[Unchainedboar]

noobtoob is da shit, anyone who doesnt know that probably likes MGS4!

[TucsonGamer88]

@Unchainedboar I love noobtoob. Does that mean I have to dislike MGS4?

[MuumiPeikkoX]

I have played patapon 1 for like 40 hours and patapon 2 for like 60 hours and still not bored of Patapon 2, I just need to get all the weapons and stuff.

[rayj778]

DMC4 is a good game!!!! you guys are wrong, maybe it's because you guys play so many games...you're bound to be wrong sometimes.

[BryanV4]

lol I'm not gonna watch the episode cause I don't wanna disagree : D Cause I think DMC4 owns to.

Im checking back on all the episodes, cause its chill as hell. Keep itu p guys C:

[tobin00]

If only we could aspire to the soaring rhetoric so favored by today's youth.

[benirall1246]

When yuzo said long term storage all i could think was "DID YOU SEE A SIGN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAYS DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?"

[gassiej]

WIPEOUT RULES!!! fagz

[tobin00]

Wipeout rules fags? Does it rule other people too?

[gassiej]

yeah, sorry thanks for noticing, i ment:

WIPEOUT RULES!!!!

and you guys are fags :P (not personal, but cause you dont like wipeout XD)

[yuzow]

Check out our review of Wipeout HD and you may rethink our sexual orientation :)

[gassiej]

okay, maybe u will be promoted to asexual XD

[benirall1246]

it might rule mules?

[3blondesandmike]

HAHAHAHA! tobin you god!

[Sid3nFTW]

I hated devil may cry. I played the first level then just left it. Why wasn't i watching this back then? :( But thanks for the show i love you guys!

[shiningwizard11548]

i think patapon remids me of happy tree friends but less gore.

[llywelynhawk]

Pon Pon Pata Pon to you guys! Patapon doesn't get boring quickly! Man...

And Yuzo, stop singing the rhythms wrong!

[EnterMyOffice]

I agree. But it also depends on the type of gamer you are. A Half-Life or WoW player would totally shun Patapon.

[amerigovespucci]

what the hell?

I play Half Life and I FUCKING LOVE patapon.

how did you come up with that?

[Dextrous91]

yea i was wondering the same thing because i have beaten Half-Life countless times and Patapon KICKS ASS!!

[thepingsound]

i love wipeout! ah w/e, it's cool. oh yeah, yuzo, SotN is on the PSN store for like five bucks.

[emoharry2007]

lol 15:50-16:46....is Yuzo gonna hae a drink?^^

[muffin8D]

hahaha

[emoharry2007]

ty for finding my comment funny^^

no1 els had^^so far and left a comment^^

[purplesnotaflavour]

Haha nice one!

[zorlak21]

1 Lumines 2 Ridge Racer 3 Coded Arms 4 Breath of Fire 3 5 Street Fighter Alpha 3 max 6 Wipeout any

[ShadowNeverDies]

You don't care how good you look! Devil May Cry is awesome, but I can definately understand your opinion. It falls into the whole NG vs. DMC debate.

[gmoneyproductions25]

Tobin's face is priceless at the beginning xD

[notsosilentbob80]

"First taste is free and then square enix makes you suck their dick for crack."

That line just about sums up why I watch noobtoob.

[tobin00]

Because you like sucking dick for crack? :)

Just kidding, thanks for watching!

[jamieovcymmer]

stfu u aint gona get laid in this life so fuk off an if u dont life and n uzo has a wife and tobin has a wife now fiance then

[purplesnotaflavour]

oh well, maybe they should ask their two hot wives about that...

[rpglover101]

LEARN! TO! SPELL!

[jman14801]

That somebody could be me to make a NooBTooB game. I'm thinking a racing game like Mario Kart. Boxed Wine could be used as a 3 time boost, a wine glass for 1, a chainsaw-on-a- stick as an offensive weapon. Please add your own ideas as responses to this comment. NooBTooB rules.

[jman14801]

Naked Snake is from Metal Gear Solid 3.

[viewtifultemp]

square enix drug pushing lol

[Shaxxie]

Try playing Wipeout Fusion in the PS2 if u want wide tracks (and that is the most unsuccessful Wipeout game) - I get my rush from playing the game without ping ponging, thats the best thing about it! - i don't like the guy on the left.

[nokiaowner]

'Squarenix makes ypu suck their dick for crack' LOL epic hehehe

[nokiaowner]

hehehe awesome episode

[drewromeo]

i played king kong cuz i saw them awsome demo where your ripping T-Rex Face in half. Then i bought the game and I got to the level where dinosaurs (i think, i dont remember)are in the vally and i got stuck on it...so then my 360 turns off about 3 hours later and my progress was gone so i was like FUUUCK. i sold it. =\ shud i rent?

[armyofmeisbliss]

The best reviewers I`ve ever seen.

Keep up the good work.

[tobin00]

Wow, thanks!

[TheP1x3l]

Watership down! XD

[TwelveZero]

Psp got sum really good games, GoW, Syphonfilter series, Patapon, Burnout, etc.

[Coucouoeuf]

(not enought signs allowed)

By the way, I think we do not see enough from the games, you two are good jokers, but it's like you can handle this show without ingame videos. That's weird, don't you think ? :-)

Keep going though, you seem to be popular when I see other user's feedback.

[Coucouoeuf]

I'm sorry you two are noobs. I can not understand how you can say "ok i cant reach castlevania level 3 to unlock Symphony of the Night so this game is crap". Same stuff with wipeout "this game is crap because you have to do perfect laps". Ok these two games are hard, even very hard for Castlevania, but hey you can deal with it and really appreciate playing on it when you practice a bit. That's the way the games need to played imho.

[TheRealShadoninja]

maybe they are too used to using potions to heal and the lack of the rpg elemtents to save them.

[leothelion2001]

l meant background lol, l was a tv editor and quite frankly l'm ve notice some progress, l love the fact that u guys r more committed to the episdes putting more touch to it . keep up the good work, YOW!!

[tobin00]

Thanks a lot!

[uoweme5grand]

i can't believe they didn't talk about chains of olympus

[tobin00]

It wasn't out yet.

[leothelion2001]

lmfao l was rolling on the couch when you said '' sht the fuck up we're not bias '' cuz it was me who said that back on episode 78, l believe now yer gonna play a game so good that it will make u suck some dick wich god of war psp, and by the way u have some weird taste for games when u mentioned king kong. Lmao, l wouldn't eat some pussy for that let along suck some dick ha ha ha. Btw a l like the inclusion of the intro but l'm looking forward to see more video backwards as u mention them.

[Wrokzor]

F-Bomb!

[Black0nWhite]

and i think the wine is slowly begining to kill yuzo XD

[xEvilBunnyx]

I thought you guys were going to talk about Apollo Justice 0.o....what happened to that??? LOL unless you guys talked about it and I randomly skipped it xP. No matter, the video was still awesome :D

[tobin00]

Hehe, we skipped it, like we said, neither of us was very interested in it. Besides, I've got Bully to play!

[xEvilBunnyx]

LOL good xD Apollo Justice doesn't seem as good as the other ones in the series :/

[Black0nWhite]

tobin: "Don't be a dick!"

Amen brotha, Amen

[azzythehero]

Where's the Castlevania love? :(

Surely you all at least like the GBA ones...

[lashdog55]

You're a Good Man Tobin

[adidasDC]

How long do videos take to upload on youtube?

[tobin00]

The video is about 400 megs, so it takes a couple hours, and then Youtube takes another hour or so to process the video. That's what it's doing right now, so it'll be done any minute.

[Tendoza]

Yay for noobtoob soon!

[elchamber]

I hope your now irritated at the fact that all of us are just foaming in the mouth(don't you dare) to see another episode. We'll be patient..

[tobin00]

I never mind the enthusiasm of the Noobtoob army. :)

[smoodiver]

Shits like crack man.

[chrmartube]

What time is it going to be up?? I have to get my jammies on and go to bed soon.

[blake3one6]

did he just say jammies.... lmao dude

[tobin00]

It's uploading right now, folks. You just gotta be patient. :)

[nickjord15]

delay again?? o well i think we're getting use to it anyways.

[smoodiver]

Yo I got a Cheeseburger...

[hbkfan4lifeohyea]

oh yea the new ep will be up tonight oh yea thats right but tobin you must know the bad things you have done you made everyone addicted to the show (inserts noobtoob) damn it if i wasnt an addict also tobin did you ever finish no more heroes

[CanadianGamer1]

will the ep be up today?

[tobin00]

Yeah, the new ep will be up tonight, sorry for the delay!

[CanadianGamer1]

thanks. love the show

[Gangster240212]

cool.

[RelentlessEwok]

I just downloaded Fable on my 360... It took 3.24GB and 4 hours lol... I only have 5GB of memory now :(

[Gangster240212]

whens the next ep up?

[tobin00]

Range is in Reno, so I won't be able to do the video until late tonight. Ep 82 should be up on Monday.

[mario54671]

Episode 81..wow...so episode 100 is coming soon, are you guys doing anything special or different on that episode?

[hbkfan4lifeohyea]

hey is the new ep tonight or tomorrow but 5 stars YOOOOOOOOOOW

[tobin00]

Range is in Reno so I'm still waiting for the audio. :) Looks like it'll be tomorrow.

[godzillagodzilla28]

you guys should review god of war: chains of olympus PSP, anyway love the shows keep em commin

[tobin00]

Yah, that's definitely gonna get reviewed, Yuzo is playing it now.

[perfec7blu3]

Ohh noes... neither of you remembered/played the first Knights of the Old Republic for Xbox?

The end was the greatest "oh SH*T!" moment ever... it is the video game equivalent to The Usual Suspects, which you mentioned in the show.

[MastrEcko]

hey guys could you do a review on Army of Two, i've seen several gametrailers and other vids and looks quite good, let me know what you guys think,another great episode keep it up!!

[tobin00]

Yuzo and I are actually gonna try out Army of Two tonight. So our review should be in ep 83.

[IgnoreLan]

Best plot twist is in Knights of the Old Republic, by far. I won't spoil it for anyone but if you have played the game you know what I'm talking about.

[keith19888]

Hell yeah man, one of the best stories in a game ever. I keep thinking somebody should make a movie out of It but I'm afraid they'd mess it up.

[NicholasJBrown]

An awsome plot twist of 2008 is on the PS3 - Assasins Creed - how at the end the character gets off the machine and he can see the invisible writing all over the floors and walls -- MAKES ME WANT TO PLAY THE NEXT ONE THATS COMMING OUT! - when is it comming!

If I had a camera, I would have asked you the question on there.

and on PC - bioshock - does it have a root virus or whatever the hell people are talking about? - dont really like fps on ps3 other than call of duty 4 - keyboard n mouse!

[Coolagentm16]

cool

[Stephenmtats]

hey just got layton and i luuuuurrrvvvvveeeeee it, so good, just pursuaded my mate get it off ebay cuz its not out in england (least i cant find in the shops) but its fucking amazing, whats going on, it seems every game you like i like too. But i still cant figure out the digital clock numbers in a row thing, i got all the hints wrote it all down on a piece of paper and i still keep getting that shit wrong... dont tell me the answer just tell me did it stump you too? dont want go on gamefaqs lol

[MrMars15]

when's the new episode gonna be put up?

[tobin00]

We usually put the new ep up on the weekend. Saturday if I can edit the video in time, otherwise Sunday. :)

[MrMars15]

alright cool, I love the show keep it up you guys rock YOW!

[dennisfiller]

Tobin, I have to agree with you. I'm really looking forward to Fable 2. I got an Xbox because of Fable 1(for better or worse) and the hint of Fable 2 heavily influenced my purchase of a 360.

[xBadSniper]

Dont shit on 1UP man...They kick ass.

Ok retronauts and EGM are cool.

Sports anomoly is "meh"

1 UP yours is almost as good as Noobtoob community (sorry)

[parker0191]

is saying "1up is good" ur way of coming out of the closet?

[ziiluvillu]

Hey guys what was your reaction when you got the first next gen console and played it...

And what do you want more???Xbox or PS3???

if you have a choice to have a Xbox or PS3 in your life what woud it be???

[chiefmegadeth]

You guys gotta see Rambo!

gory blood fest!

[blake3one6]

i got my copy of bully for the 360!!

[tobin00]

Me too! It's really good so far.

[blake3one6]

i agree its good but way too many load screens

[tobin00]

Yeah, they kept the load screens from the PS2, instead of trying to optimize the maps for 360, sadly. It's still awesome. :)

[adidasDC]

Tobin this is a random ? but did you every play conkers bad fur day for the N64 or did you guys ever review conkers live and reloaded for xbox?

[Moltile]

ahh awsome episode

btw Wipeout = bobsleigh + weapons

[Moltile]

ahh awsome episode

btw Wipeout = bobsleigh + weapons

[Veldent]

What about you guys doing retro gaming reviews when the game releases are Crap....ex dreamcast

Have a good one

[einsteinonspeed]

Yeah, I was the 230th person to Digg NoobToob!! NOOBTOOB ARMY!!!!

[tobin00]

Nice! Thanks for digging!

[tobias135]

Hiiiiii tobin and Yuzo !!! ;D

[einsteinonspeed]

Hey how come your not reviewing lost odyssey??(dont bother actually, i fell asleep after an hour! Those dreams are ass crap!)

[tobin00]

I think you just answered your own question. :)

[MagentaG]

Random rewatch comment: There's something so wonderfully campy and awesome about Tobin's "I'm smart! And I'm Tobin Coziahr!" bit of the intro. Just sayin'.

[J1BBL1N]

tobin coziahr and yuzo watanabe?

wasnt there a z.. mebe u should look this over or im wrong..?

[tobin00]

I don't understand what you're asking...

[J1BBL1N]

when yuzo says his last name it sounds like theres a z

[Sadclowndoesfrown]

crappy game i like...pokemon...yeh...serious­ly.

[kaibamankai]

In the video mail thing in this episode where the guy doesnt say his name i think that was in anther episode a few weeks back. i dont know i could be wrong though

[SuperSteve120]

Congrats on page 2 of Digg Gaming podcasts!

Keep it coming Community!

[skylesson]

What happened to The Dishwasher?

[joshua777y]

i lovedbully on ps2 but im angry because the new ons have more stuff in it than on the ps2

[tobin00]

Why would you be angry when someone adds cool new stuff? It's not like they have a time machine. :)

[maxpowerule]

dont worry god of war is coming tomorrow and FFVII the 25 and many other games

[flipaznboy10]

Call of Duty 4 Fiesta??!?!?!

omfg

lol

Should da/be there

[MadFaxer]

Great show guys! I'm excited about Bully: Scholarship Edition, I never got to play the first one and it sounds awesome. The new show opening looks great, too! How did you do that 3D electric burst effect? Really cool.

[tobin00]

I'm getting Bully first thing tomorrow morning. I can't wait!

[MadFaxer]

Awesome... i'm uber excited about this game! I can't wait to hear your review. BTW, I've tried to join the website but i never got the confirmation email. What can i do to get that re-sent?

[tobin00]

Mail us at feedback at noobtoob dot com with your username and we'll activate the account.

[sedrader]

are u guys gonna review the GOW 2 trailer

[Balmung334]

how do you review a trailer that has no gameplay.

[bobchunk]

You have got to LOVE NooBTooB i've watched every episode and it brightens my week, due to stressful and stupid school :) Love you guys see you on the forums Poppin' Fresh out. Yow

[tobin00]

Thanks a lot, man!

[bobchunk]

Thats ok

[Cez305]

whatever happened to the first episodes of NooBTooB.....????

[tobin00]

We were audio-only until episode 23. You can find them all on itunes, and on the noobtoob wiki. But our video episodes are a lot better. :)

[RIC4003]

Tobin rockin' the plain shirt today. cool cool

[Emoahoy]

Someone tell me a desent wii game or pc game!!

[tobin00]

Super Mario Galaxy! Nuff said.

[gobucksgo21]

amen!

[Diehanddieverletzt]

"Slap a dog around behind the shed" I Love Tobin :)

[Chook1212]

forums are down :(

[tobin00]

They're fine now. I think our hosting company is having problems.

[BOBACOOCH]

something is wrong with the forums?

[bobchunk]

Im looking forward to AO2 the fact you can put diamonds in the guns will be so cool.

[Rossicspwn]

>_> Played Monster Hunter for PSP?

[teamtntn]

"Noobtoob presents" is where it's all at. A source site.

Need to make action figures. SO I can dry hump yuzo.

[tobin00]

Hah, Noobtoob action figures would be hilarious. They could come with a chainsaw on a stick, and a box of wine.

[BrLaw35]

I don't think Devil may cry have region protection. I know for a fact that games like Lost odyssey(published by Microsoft) have region protection but I am fairly certain DMC4 don't have one.

[mario54671]

oh, and who did the new intro? it's awesome!

[mario54671]

so you guys are gonna review Brawl the week after next? Because it comes out in a week, next Sunday. But great episode anyways! 5 stars!

[djsneaks2]

dude talk about the acrade week you didint tell who wone and all that talk about that next time.

[BOB10011001]

Have you guys reviewed Jumper yet?

[tobin00]

That movie was so unbelievably bad that I have no interest in the game. Did you try it?

[BOB10011001]

no. but i was wondering if they did the jumping mechanic well or not. i assume not, but maybe.

[Krugzilla]

I watched Jumper and I thought it was enjoyable. It wasn't the greatest movie ever, but I'd have few qualms about seeing it again. I said qualms, what're you gonna do about it?

[tobin00]

Madad134 is right. Kickle is the shit. :)

[elchamber]

Home doesn't look like its coming, since now Phil Harrison will be resign his post in Sony. It looks like his pissed about Song. Portal 2 in the works, not Crackdown 2 thought. Plus MGS 4 out June 12. Anyone here can confirm this news.

[wwelee]

DMC4 IS A GREAT GAME..

[Bthesnake]

dugg the show on Digg you guys are amazing fuck 1up up it's ass they suck!

[l1geh]

tobin have you seen the zero punctations uncharted review yet?

[tobin00]

Yeah, it's actually the first one of his reviews that I disagreed with! He seemed to miss a lot of the joy of the game.

[emptyeiganjo]

I can't believe what you said about mgs3...

I agree with you just about on everything tobin, but on this, BIG MISS

[tobin00]

Well, at least we can agree about MGS2 being good!

[emptyeiganjo]

Um, don't wanna hurt your guys' feelings or anything, but... Fable 1 already had it where you could bring down house prices by starting crimes in towns. In fact almost exactly as you described. Your "source" is jerking your chain.

[tobin00]

I'm pretty sure that's not true. You could kill people and their homes would go up for sale, but I don't think there was a market based on crime rates.

[Bthesnake]

there wasn't and i played the shit out of that game there was nothing like it

[stargateheaven23]

what happened to your alcohol? You gone off it? :P

I haven't heard you guys mention littlebigplanet yet... what are your thoughts? Although i know that it's far far away from release..

[tobin00]

Did you not see us drinking wine the whole episode? :)