'RON PAUL' - A Bad Lip Reading SoundBite

[sonikue23]

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! O_o XDD

[NunSuperior]

I'll bet his apple juice is half price.

[Soundslikeshavon]

I LOVE RON PAUL!!! this was a funny video... had us laughin. great job

[Gobbersmack]

Fox News is totally gonna use this...

[ragozhin]

He stil makes more sense than santorum

[jakem1tanker]

@ragozhin Hell yeah

[Armakk]

These are entries from Ron Paul's diary, right?

[ademw100]

Hit 6 repeatedly.



[zgatton3]

I will ride the lightning, it happened to my kitty and Elvis was a part of it,

Life is murder, and your forced to fight the war,

Your pony and you want this cookie and yet you can't think straight,

Bring on the steamed croutons,

I love dishwashers, and if one of my spoons got left I'd find the big ape who did it,

The hardest part is to shoot Ramon, I know it,

Dude said "Have some Brewskies" and the freakin, those are awesome, more like it

Free Bananas!

Ah, well nevermind.

[zgatton3]

At noon on Wednesday I’m gonna be leaving a watermelon-pineapple treasure inside Liam Neeson, And he's the one with the cooked fish allergy, Give me vasoline for when i'm having these boring x-rays, If you refuse, I'll haunt your prostate, BAM!! That spirit really wants to tap into my wiffle whine, Lets all pour lotion on the person that thinks i'm an a**, We should take their wig off, Like a lot of people I still drive an SUV

[zgatton3]

A white man critizied black people over pagers, and mexicans will take shoes, You can give me money, and I'll go make the zoo, I've got many fake books, Since i'm a leprechaun farmer whose a gambler, HooHaw Cherry Soda hehe hehe I didn't run away, I got a sandwhich, And you'd love it, I'm Ron Paul, Everythings blue, baby, Quick I want you to hide me, Hawaiians thing people are idiots, Because we serve peach cobbler and we do it all in spit cup, I needed more money, and layers of L.L. Bean,

[zgatton3]

A lot of people say I kinda wish you were less kookoo hehe,

I'm pretty, I'm pretty, I'm pretty goose for you a pretty racing car,

Everyone wants to do it and not think about the bad feces pudding,

What if the world said na na na na like a parrot

Or a baby got two a two knick knacks up her sleeve and scream mahalo,

I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit,

And when he was chewing on it, I mushed it, and called an ambulence,

[ONDEMAND2011]

RON PAUL 2012 "Free America!"

[ONDEMAND2011]

RON PAUL 2012 "Free Bannanas" more like RON 2012"Free America" !

[jojohomie01]

god dammit i laugh so freakin hard at 1:08 EVERY SINGLE TIME

[hereforhalibut]

I'll haunt your prostate! FREE BANANAS!

[cbl2988]

I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit and when he was chewing it, I mushed it and called an ambulance! HAHAHAHA!

[robbieman3000]

not original channel

[Mattkolesar5]

your a pony you want this cookie but you cant think straight

[Schnarkel]

This is funny every single time

[nikonn75]

1:38 LMAO!!

[usmcbensen18]

This is hilarious! I really like the one with Newt Gingrich

[Andrea29946]

Thats like so funny

[elmo7914]

hu ha cherry soda lol...

[MrMETALLICAISTHEBEST]

FREE BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

[rtuiy9898]

Lol, you guys are so good at stealing videos ^o^

[gongal]

I'll vote twice.

[mUNkEeREaPEr]

#RONPAUL.

[mUNkEeREaPEr]

A dude posted this in a discussion of politics on bad lip reading. LMFAOOO "Give me money and I'll build a zoo" "Ohhh ohhh cherrrryy soddaaaa!" LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL

[16arich]

Have some Brewskis, and im like freakin those are awesome is more like it

[guyonthecouch02]

you can give me money, and i'll go make the zoo

[aufmschlauch]

bam

[Mercenary0103]

9/11 was an inside job.

Ron Paul for president

The N-word

[amak1093]

Free Bananas!

[KAGADIXG0Y]

this got my mom to reconsider voting mitt romney

[finsoto]

LMAO great

[Samwise7RPG]

See, Ron Paul supporters can have a sense of humor. hehe. :)

[creamycurdy]

Even with a BLR this still makes more sense than the other candidates

[forttrue]

that's not his voice is it ? RON PAUL 2012

[ronpaulforall]

@forttrue no its not



[kikilovez980]

WHOOO FREE BANANAS

[ShaunnDiorrr]

Free Bananas! :) lmaoo sooo funny had me in tears!

[dustjunky2000]

Lmfao. Goddamn I love me some Ron Paul! XD

[n3r3var1n3]

Funny



[WRBarker101]

I can't breathe. Bahaha

[LetsGetWilly]

If you refuse, I'll haunt your prostate.

[ramuhkc]

The liam neeson and brewski lines were funny shit, but the rest of it was pretty lame

[JacoBurnsRed]

Dude said, have some brewskis and im freakin,

(raises eyebrows) those are awesome more like it

[indyman1223]

i support ron paul 250% but this was still funny as hell

[CommanderThsh]

lol

[muffinman8793]

Bam!



[thehowlingcommando54]

I didn't run away I got a sandwich eeeeehhh I'm Ron Paul

[madamgmail]

die already

[sportcrazystudios]

What if the world said nya nya nya nya

[MsMckenzieB14]

ho ha cherry soda! hahahaha!;D so funny!

[MILaC1]

i wonder how much Romney had to pay to fund this?

[JasonJRomero]

Hoo hah, cherry soda! heh heh heh

[HawkInfish16]

this is gay!



[GamerCountryBoy]

How is it possible to haunt a prostate?

[DualxWieldxMedia]

@GamerCountryBoy I've done it, its tight, painful and frankly its not worth it.

[abell11100]

Am I the only one that didn't laugh or smile at this video I really thought it was stupid

[amosnews]

@abell11100 We all understand.

[DanTheMann54]

just projectile shit everywhere

[jnapier32]

This is a pretty accurate depiction of how crazy this guy is...I could totally see him having thoughts like this lol

[SammyBammy1990]

FREE BANANAS

[LittleRicky63]

I still agree with everything he says on this video. Ron Paul 2012!!

[facebookprogrammer]

I'm from Canada and I love Ron Paul. Too bad the criminal Establishment, the corporate whore media and even his own party are trying every dirty trick in the book to hold him back.

They want to keep the world enslaved in debt and cronyism.

Now they are saying Iran has WMD's. Give me a fucking break.

RON PAUL 2012

[410cryptic]

@facebookprogrammer so... facebookprogrammer, hows working for the CIA working out?

[facebookprogrammer]

@410cryptic , not bad. I wish I was there during the 80's so I could have been involved in Iran Contra....could have scored some seriously good coke I imagine :)

[410cryptic]

@facebookprogrammer lmao

[Niklasnathaniel]

@facebookprogrammer It is people like you who give me hope for the future <3

[Vynx19]

I laughed my ass off. Ron Paul for 2012 guys! Lets fuckin do this!

[Contact907]

A pretty a pretty a pretty goose for you HAHAHAHAHA

[AtheismCentral]

1,000 likes and I'll send ron paul my bad feces pudding/

[TheGamblingApocalyps]

"I will ride the lightning. It happened to my kitty, and Elvis was a part of it."

I lol'd.

[jmobstfeld]

If you refuse...I WILL HAUNT YOUR PROSTATE!!!!

[misssarahjean91]

I love this so much!

[natevines]

Free bananas....

From their captivity in Costa Rica

[sien8na]

ahahahahahahahaha funniest thing in my life

[Wesjcole]

Best one yet!

[janiealki429]

HOO HAAH cherry soda,,, hahhh hahh hahh

[BigHayes7771]

BAM ronpaul 2012

[aprilycakes]

Hoo-hah Cherry Soda!

[MacMillerFan1000]

Mixing the two top comments : 1000 Likes and I'll donate $1000.00 to The Zoo of Ron Paul.

[MrLink129]

the best one was the herman cain and gingrich hands down for me........ as for real life.....

Ron Paul 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hehefromhere]

Ron Paul 2012 :D

This is hilarious =D

[omarschrier]

I am 100% there for you ron.

[mrchosop]

156 people don't like bananas...

[doolos]

I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit and when he was chewing on it, I mushed it and called an ambulance.

[warhead110e]

sounds like a bob dylan song

[ziiber1]

free bananas!!

[berwicksbob]

but seriously though go vote for him

[berwicksbob]

Vote Ron Paul, I want that goose and racing car and that zoo, for the people who don't he will haunt your prostate and he will pour lotion all over the main stream media and take their wigs off

[EddieFeatherston]

Still better than Frothy

[TheMasamura112]

154 People Still drive an SUV.

[Davieboy144]

Hoo Ha Cherry Soda!!!  Ron Paul 2012!

[897doc]

if i hear that someone didnt vote for this guy, id find the big ape who did it!

[barman882007]

BAAAAAM

[DCBear78]

I'm Australian so I don't know Ron Paul. But watching this I was waiting for when the lip reading was about to start. What he was saying seemed like an appropriate US president.... Well every bit as capable as Bush was.

[celticonduct7]

@DCBear78 l:( really? You're Australian. Be concerned with Australian things when all you have here is criticism of the US. You don't live here so, yeaaahh, speak about your own people. Thanks.

[RespectxProtect]

@celticonduct7 Given that you fucks influence the rest of the world.. well yeah. We kind of have to care.

[celticonduct7]

@RespectxProtect I even asked nicely. And I wasn't talking to you, but I guess...if you want to be prejudice and not care about anything besides calling us "fucks", I'll take the compliment as most likely meaning that we are great in bed.

[celticonduct7]

@RespectxProtect P.S. if you wanted to *really care, then you would be looking up the actual debates and words of Ron Paul or another candidate. I've already done such things.

[RespectxProtect]

@celticonduct7 I came to the video knowing it'd be funny. Then i saw your comment. That's what i responded to..

[likewise24]

It's not his fault; he clearly was not aware of what he was saying.

[FattAttack]

One of the tags is vasoline Lol

[FattAttack]

In the pedulla and americanidolfan argument.... Americanidolfan brought up some good points and pedulla really did nothing but insult him. If you wanna make a point pedulla, you should use some facts to back it up

[nrsrymj]

And a pretty racing car!

hgahahahahhaaha love it. And Ron Paul is the man

[JuniorFanCirca1989]

Ron Paul is... a Leprechaun Farmer who's a Gambler.

[zdragonforce]

I will ride the lighting! Ron Paul!

[FadeToPuppets]

@zdragonforce

METALLICA!

But Dragonforce sucks...

[MHend47]

Ron Paul 2012!

[mexicanbadass1]

HOO HAA cherry soda ha haha haa

[18emilyt]

What if the world said "nah nah nah nah." like a parrot or a if a baby got 2, uh 2 nicknacks up her sleeve and screamed "MAH-HALLOW."?

[ooko95]

"At noon on Wednesday I'm gonna be leaving a watermelon pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson. He's the one with the cooked fish allergies. Give me vaseline for these boring x-rays! And if you refuse, I'll haunt your prostate!"

... O.O that is BEYOND creepy.

[wegettheW]

this is the best video ever.

[haileynoble7]

go Ron Paul!!!!

[givemearandomnamenow]

I want free bananas.

[stratokraft05]

1:20 At noon on Wednesday I'm gonna be leavin' a watermelon pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson rofl rofl rofl

[bigmikevt]

everyone wants to do it without thinking about the bad feces pudding

[avegranum]

hooha cherry soda hah heh

[americanIDOLfan11111]

from 2:19 until the end makes me laugh so hard every time

[LlamaArmy]

quick, i want you to hide me

[NoliMeCalcare86]

"I've got many fake books, since I'm a leprechaun farmer who's a gambler." Uh oh, I need a new keyboard...

[KBone44]

@FreeMenDieFree bullshit... but ill like your comment anyway

[ghostrider3911]

@FreeMenDieFree like the fuck you will

[TheTHCLovesMe]

@ghostrider3911 Haha Im thinking the same thing man

[FreeMenDieFree]

@ghostrider3911

I've already donated $1,456.36

[ghostrider3911]

@FreeMenDieFree I totally believe you. Even though there is no proof, I totally believe you. (just in case you didn't understand that, that was sarcasm.)

[PoliticallyJack]

@FreeMenDieFree troll

[kevboslice112]

fuck advertisements

[dffrntstrokes]

As much as I like Ron Paul, I don't think people realize how radical his economic plan is. His policies advocate a complete, I mean seriously complete, reversal of our policies that would have disastrous short term consequences. Drastically cutting the amount of government spending to reign in the deficit, aka austerity, should NOT be done during a fragile economic recovery (as shown by real world examples). And as Keynes has shown, deficit spending is necessary to spur demand (look it up!)

[tibsnow]

@dffrntstrokes hahah. Keynes is dumb as shit. His ideas are meant as a wartime economic system. Keynes himself warned, in the last thing he wrote before he died, not to take his ideas too far.

Short term consequences would be the market resetting. If you throw 5 trillion dollars at the economy sure its gonna level off a bit. But 5 years from now when the economy dips again what will they do? Quadruple the debt? This system is an utter failure and I find anyone who tries to defend it embarassing

[BringBRToTheUK]

0:48 "You can give me the money, and I'll make the zoos".

[andrewj220]

The truth. Ron Paul!

[bkmetz1]

Free Bananas! haha

[rhspolo6]

Bad feces pudding? SANTORUMCEPTION.

[MeithKoon24]

At least 0 likes and I will vote for Ron Paul.

[NoofGoof]

any idea how long this took to make? 

[dancingxonwaves]

HOO HA CHERRY SODA

[JoeDeeeezy]

2:26 (Just watch)

[1GodOnlyOne]

RON PAUL 2012

This type of fake shit is ALL they have against the man.

[shawso7]

@1GodOnlyOne Ron Paul is the only candidate with real solutions. End Fed, Gold Standard, Foreign policy, Cut $1trillion 1st yr, etc. & if you watch these "Bad Lip Reading" videos they're obviously meant in jest & ultimately harmless. Ron Paul himself has a great sense of humor & has been known to laugh at himself. I believe its because he's a humble & modest man, rare qualities today. SNL highlighted media's attempted blackout AND his toughness AT THE SAME TIME!

youtube.com/watch?v=7E4ZQ8Lqkr­I

[TheSavagr]

"you can give me money and i'll go make the zoo" well he's got my vote

[bethflickinger]

Ron Paul is so weird. These are all things he'd say in real life.

[kadytess]

Since I'm a leprechaun farmer who's a gambler...yet I still wanna vote for him.

[tgoyer]

So.. when does the Bad Lip-Reading part start? ;)

[TheChibiBuizel]

I can't not vote for this guy.

[Zellik147]

Patriot Act? METAL GEAR?!

[Torffvit]

VOTE RON PAUL FOR FREE BANANAS!!!

[saladin435]

This is genius.

[HzStudios]

ron paul is the man

[wyansas]

That free bananas bit is awesome.

[amzinasain]

Still makes more sense than the other candidates.

[1GodOnlyOne]

@amzinasain Damn straight!

[drew19985]

free bananas? hes got my vote

[wburton16]

free bananas!



[SupermarketsRevil]

This is not funny and I think you should close down your youtube channel and never use the internet again.

Disclaimer: I am not a Paultard.