Moses - The Bible's Man of Magic!

[skunksnag]

imagine a big fire ball in the sky or better yet millions of gallons of water falling from the sky!! blah blah hah ah

[killios04]

omg u said shit lol

[InternetDarkLord]

If Moses has a magic stick, which also turns into snakes on cue, why have an exodus at all? Why not make the Israelites appear in the Holy Land? Why not make the promised land rise out of the sea?

[7711ish]

For all who are in doubt. Research youngs double slit experiment and find out how bizzar the quantum world really is. A quote from the Hitachi researchers" The quantum entities seem to have an awareness of past and future outcomes of the whole experiment before it has even taken place and change their behavior according to the observer watching it" This is surely the work of an advanced creator.

[cmoleon]

at least in part the 'holy scriptures' seem to be 'intelligently designed' as comic and satire. just that violent massacres are not really funny, even nowadays. and what keeps their own bloody slaughter going is that people don't stop buying into it... (the direct cause of priapism, it was found last year, seems to be the lack of an enzyme that metabolizes adenosine; the causes of this shortage are unknown in most cases.)

[cmoleon]

now there's one heavy-armed almighty sadomasochistic priapism... never noticed the phallic aspect, but since you brought it up, the storyteller seems indeed to humor the ancient audience with quite the same coarse fantasies and vagaries as those of modern potentates and tyrants who rave about their cannons and missiles (e.g. for endless hours on ntv commercial war entertainment and other educational channels of mass murder conditioning).

[julzabro]

And the message was....?....Sticks r powerful!.....no, that can't b it cuz idoltary is banned....Ritualistic stick holding saves lives!....no, cuz rituals get phased out....hmmm, we'll have 2 think about this!!!...;)

[samuelrj]

"he cant keep it up anymore"

"He's 120 years old, I mean you wouldnt be able to keep it up, would you"

"So they're gonna give him a hand"

"they take hold of his shaft"

"they help him hold his stick up in the air"

What kind of a book is this?

[TheSouthernGentleman]

an erotic novel?

[twelve121]

lmao nice reply haha

[pedrom41]

Hahahaha! A comic book! What else can

be?

[SuperiorSavior]

The stick was just channeling god's magic, remember? maybee mosses should've took the tablets :p

[sheepwshotguns]

always buy an extra mana pot before battle

[LikaLaruku]

Are you sure you're no talking about Anne Rice?

[hoppy1978]

Nice video ahahahaha!! I'd sodomize a tiger tonight in celebration of watching it if it's claws weren't so sharp!!

[kellkellkellie]

Have you read the whole bible? I keep falling asleep when I try.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, there are big chunks that are on the dull side but much of it is far more entertaining than I ever imagined. I can't wait to get to Jonah and the Whale. lol.

[kellkellkellie]

Those big chunks sure as hell porvide for a decent nap lol! lol I've heard that one ["Jonah and the whale"] but it was a long ass time ago. Do you beleave the bible? If so I have to say I'm incredably shocked lol.

[kalsolarUK]

Sure I believe the bible...but then I also believe in James and the Giant Peach. lol.

[kellkellkellie]

LOL nice.

[didgNdrums]

You sound like James!! = ) Are you him all grown up??

[kalsolarUK]

you mean mentally or physically? lol.

[blackprince84]

Brillant! And very well told. I shall be on the lookout for powerstick for myself. there must be a hundred uses for the thing around the house.

[datdude212]

COME ON !!!

[2012TNWO]

LOL, loved the video, but Moses Stick was no Stick, more of a Rod, not a fishing Rod, but a Magnetically charged Alien Metal Rod capable of storing DNA Data. The Stick when held aloft sent a Magnetic charge to the Ironisphere and that in turn sent bolts of lightning down upon his enemies.

[EvilZoe]

Sounds like some warped vision of a product by Ron Popeil of Ronco fame.

[2012TNWO]

LOL, loved the video, but Moses Stick was no Stick, more of a Rod, not a fishing Rod, but a Magnetically charged Alien Metal Rod capable of storing DNA Data. The Stick when held aloft sent a Magnetic charge to the Ironisphere and that in turn sent bolts of lightning down upon his enemies.

[Joushlol]

It wasn't the stick, it was God doing the work.

(the following explanation can go for the Abraham video you posted a while back)

Sometimes God wants us to do a physical act (like holding the stick up, or almost sacrificing your son) to demonstrate faith.

Paul describes it better in Hebrews 11. go look it up for yourself. he talks about almost all the major old testament Patriarchs.

[JSResponds]

Haha. Moses clearly had faith. He wouldn't haev done all of the crazy stuff he did if he hadn't had faith. But even better, go back to the other question "What were they fighting with?", and where did they get the weapons?

[kalsolarUK]

Oh I see... damn, in which case that nimbus 3000 was probably a fake broomstick too. lol. (Ok, maybe that last bit I made up) lol.

[kalsolarUK]

Hmm? I don't see why moses needed to demonstrate any faith..afterall, according to the bible he was in regular conversation with god, so its not like he had any reason to doubt his existence or whether he would help him..after all moses was God's main man at that point in time.

[Joushlol]

I see your point, but in the bible action is the evidence of faith. You can have faith without action, sure. But the "fruit" of faith is action.

[crem004]

Amen

[Joushlol]

oh wait, already said that. sorry my morning caffine doesn't kick in for about another 20 minutes.

[Dangerouspowerz]

you forgot the part when Chuck Norris came and helped Moses fight.

[kalsolarUK]

Damn, I knew someone would spot that at some point, I'm gonna have to re-do the whole thing now.

[focus599012]

OK . . . you win . . . you are funny! I just subscribed!! Keep me in the loop.

Focus

[SSanf]

LOL! Just keep taking your tablets!

Loving your videos.

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks...time for another prescription, lol. Hope to have some more up soon.

[ASithTheyCalledEmo]

It is just another alagory, nothing literal. But it is really fun to take the piss out of the fundamentalists.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, truth is they take the piss out of themselves without even realizing it!

[dNRMediaProductions]

So Moses had problems keeping his stick up? hmm probably a good thing he was a man of god then. Perhaps god sends his powers by radiowaves and thats why moses had to stand on the hill with the stick aloft, or perhaps the story was born of a vivid imagination.

Another very amusing clip Kalsolar

[kalsolarUK]

lol, funnily enough that one is also on my list! I'll try and get to it soon.

[nadiaTeeze]

lmao. Do the story of Jacob and Rachel next. please-please.