Asuka speaks German

[Ugapop]

activate microsoft sam.

[Nightdotexe]

Baumkuuhen is schon was feines

[MrWumbologist]

For the longest time, I always assumed that one of the worst things in the world was Japanese people speaking English. But now I know that that's false.

[Musicgirl36657]

hahaha...was isn Baumkuchen????? Tolles Deutsch*augen verdreh*

[ZephyrosSD]

@Musicgirl36657 Kennst keinen Baumkuchen oder was?! -.- Google es halt mal.

[Musicgirl36657]

@ZephyrosSD danke...das war der sinnvollste kommentar ever...Tsss *augen verdreh*

[ZephyrosSD]

@Musicgirl36657 Genau das und noch mehr hab ich bei deinem auch gedacht... *facepalm*

[Musicgirl36657]

@ZephyrosSD Wieso bist du so gemein zu mir???? Hab ich dir irgendwas getan???? Wenn ja was?? :OOO

[ReySword]

Kein Wunder, dass der Computer abschmiert - Ihr deutsch ist schrecklich!

now wonder the computer crashes - her german is horrible!

[wickiefan23]

wie geil, Denk Deutsch!, Ok, Baumkuchen

[gguioa]

bad accent moe~

[TRaxRose]

you´re not thinking in German! ahaha... but her pronunciation in German was pretty well. Sounded very sweet, I remember that episode,

[Mperce]

Somebody needs to work a little harder on their German accent...

[PappahShango]

Daumen hoch wenn ihr Japanerinnen die deutsch sprechen scharf findet!

[MrGenial1111]

FAIL :p

[Fabianzandt]

Naja, besser als manche Immigranten die hier wohnen ^_^

[Kari166]

Sure, Asuka. It's SHINJI'S fault the machine doesn't understand you.

[Yamaka97]

Baumkuuhen *-* Ich mag Baumkuchen, aber das Deutsch war definitiv ein Fail, trotzdem lustig mitantzuhören

[nasoral]

was zür hölle ist linkskleidung?

[EnumasElish]

@nasoral pass gut auf das hat was mit politik zu tun! D:

[KingMichael96]

Man wenn ich kein deutsch könnte hätte ich´s fast geglaubt ;)

Ba-Baumkuuhen XD

[tattleboad]

shamefur dispray!

[mameshibabaiku]

you know.. it's quite hard to understand her speech, i don't speak german fluently but i think her sentences and pronunciation are completely wrong, however it's quite funny indeed

[WretchedEggOfficial]

@mameshibabaiku yeah what she is saying is almost totally wrong :D most of her sentences don't even make any sense xDD

[BaHayaDK]

The funny part is, that this is amongst the best German I have heard in anime :D

[KiotoMouten]

Baumkuchen



[spaceknedl]

@KiotoMouten was meinst du mit baumkuchen? :D

what do ya mean?

[89elduderino]

@spaceknedl 0:28

[ZwergbuntbarschLP]

Auslösen = Ausolyses?

[newdragonx2]

hahaha "Baumkuchen"

[stereomaxout]

The plugsuit gives Shinji boobs...

Shinji with boobs confuses and worries me.

[Dizzydonkeylol]

neither her talking nor the subtitles make any sense!

[ShadowWolfRising]

that was painful, and i don't speak any german.

[Pakanora]

Asuka is just going under that Tsundere meter for me.

[MikotoTate]

Baumkuchen xxxxxxxxxxxDDDDDDd Ich kann nicht mehr ist das geil.... ^^'

[Keonar1]

wtf without the undertitle i don´t understand what she says.

[cupcakemafiaxx]

i like the german in the english dub better simply cause the voice actor can actually speak it. lmao

[Kreanlorii]

@cupcakemafiaxx Same. though I gotta give Japan credit for trying to speak different languages in their shows even if they do end up butchering it to death.

[coldrain27]

Shinji think in german!

german? Uhm ok: B-Baukuchen.

Nein wie geil xD aber soweit ich mich erinnern kann sagt er doch in den Deutschen folgen was ganz anderes?

[Rodunno123456789]

@coldrain27 ja er sagt schnitzel glaube ich. aber vermutlich ist für japaner baumkuchen etwas typischer für deutsche (wusste gar nicht dass wir den erfunden haben? o0) oder sie konnten 'schnitzel' einfach noch weniger gut aussprechen ;)

[patpixi]

i'm german ;P

[MrsGummibaerchenLIVE]

Wie geil BaumkuchenXD Mmmhhhh yummi<3<3<3

[MrsGummibaerchenLIVE]

In didnt understand a word although im german XD Omg If a Japanese person would talk to me in German, I would still think he was speaking Japanese^^

[Muckilove]

Thank god there were subtitles XD

[MrZocker92]

Baumkuchen^^ yummy

[sensitive741]

her german sounds cute :D

[chafenhimer]

german engrish

[cHicHiIadore]

japanese people really don't have a talent for languages..

[sijotakane]

@cHicHiIadore それを西洋人が言うかね・・・

[crypto66]

@cHicHiIadore That is an incredibly stupid statement. No, not just japanese people, anyone speaking a language they're not used to would sound incredibly off.

[leck0rkuchen]

Ba...baumkuuhen...

[stromsparmodus96]

xDDD think in german! B..Baumkuchen?? :D

[jaspertjie]

Fujung

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT

[weirdude623]

I know what this is lol...Japanese way of speaking English way of speaking German

[SC0R3B00T]

I'm german, and if it wasn't for the sub titles i would not have understood a word she said... xD

[spaceknedl]

@SC0R3B00T

Dito XD

[lordfury18]

@SC0R3B00T oh thank christ someone who could confirm that lol i wasnt entirely sure if it was german cause i got a german teacher and he's never said any of the words on the sub titles

[trueshinobi01]

the german in the dub was wayyyyy betterrrr

[ShiroiLuke]

So, when japanese speak english it's called engrish. Now, how can this form of german be called?

[abruhaha]

@ShiroiLuke Garemen

Ja air men = w =

[ShiroiLuke]

@abruhaha Yeah, that sounds about right. Thanks a bunch.

[Kreuzritter1989]

@ShiroiLuke deutze ^^

[ShiroiLuke]

@Kreuzritter1989 Hmmm, das ist sehr ähnlich zu "Doitsu", das ist wie deutch ist in japanisch gennant , aber es klingt gut!

[Kreuzritter1989]

@ShiroiLuke hab ich schon gewusst, aber trotzdem danke, für den Fall^^

Ja, ich persönlich mag Japanisch. Es hat irgendwie etwas. Man kann cool oder lustig schon allein anhand der Wörter klingen. Wenn man als Japanisch-Dolmetscher doch nur gutes Geld verdienen könnte...Aber nein, stattdessen kann man dieses schlimme Mandarin lernen.

[gallaros9]

LOL, shinji pwned Asukas german with only 1 word

BAUMKUHEN!!!!

[BreathInSpaceFilmz]

That's why you watch DUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nyaasu]

"links Kleidung"? That means "left clothes"! I'm sure she doesn't say that...

[Schnutzel7]

um genau zu sein habe ich als deutsche kaum verstanden was sie uns mitteilen wollte xD

[Schnutzel7]

I`m a german and her german was verrry bad xD .....

[ACEKyoUno]

No wonder that an error occured after this German.

[rinwhr]

@ACEKyoUno lmao

[s3an2k8]

NGE what does it stand for?

[hotelmario510]

@s3an2k8 "Neon Genesis Evangelion", the name of the anime from which this is taken.

[hotelmario510]

It's funny how she's all like, "No fucking way! I'm German...AND I CAN SPEAK GERMAN! :D"

[Floriansparten]

was hat deutschland oder überhaupt die sprache deutsch mit baumkuchen zu tun?

baumkuchen ???

[SawChaser]

@Floriansparten Soweit ich gehört hab sind Baumkuchen in Japan ziemlich beliebt.

[calvinundhobbesfan]

ja, man kanns verstehen, aber auch nur wegen der subs...

frag mich wie ich mich wohl für andere anhöre wenn ich englisch oder französisch sprechen ^^'

[dave55811]

Okay, so the Japanese dub fails at Deutsche. Now I should check out the English sub and make comparisons. :D

[hotelmario510]

@dave55811 Tiffany Grant can SPEAK German. She's MUCH better at it.

[dave55811]

@hotelmario510 True. But, I heard from some critics that Tiffany speaks German rather crappily. I can't reach any conclusions on that, though, and I'm sure it's not as crappy as others make it out to be, just because it's not perfect.

[hotelmario510]

@dave55811 Well, she's still not as bad as Yuko Miyamura, poor woman.

[snipergirl21]

Why is she speaking German like she's got cottonballs in her mouth..? O.O

[MrAnimalus]

sie sollte beim Japanisch bleiben :D

[Mujangga]

Old alliances dies hard.

[TheHellsTreasure]

I want Baumkuchen..

[Sandkastenrockerin01]

kreidung! ich schmeiß mich weg xD das ist so süß xD

[08dguy]

0:30

Baumkuuhen...

Baka!

That was the best part.

[1538SunnyMoon]

wie lustig!!! :D ich mag es wenn leute aus anderen ländern versuchen deutsch zu sprechen!!! :3

obwohl.. ich hör mich wahrscheinlich auch voll blöde an wenn ich französisch oder so was spreche ;D!

[ruthieeebishh]

The Spanish Dub of Evangelion is the only one with fluent German.

[Northwindless]

@ruthieeebishh What's with the german dub? :(

[BlueTiger8D]

@ruthieeebishh and what about the actual german dub? xD

[ruthieeebishh]

@BlueTiger8D

Well obviously the German dub has great German Dub too.

But i'm reffering to dubs of other Languages attempting the German.

I speak German and the Spanish (Mexican) Dub has a great voice actress for Asuka in German.

[BlueTiger8D]

@ruthieeebishh im german, i go listen to it in the mexican dub

[SulliMike241]

Tiffany Grant did a much better job at her German.

[SulliMike241]

@BlueTiger8D Well they're an exception since the whole series, including this scene is in German.

[fqo99fqo11]

そんなにこの発音がへたのか。

違いがまったくわからん。

[Schiranui1]

"Deutsu" lol

[Julienfun]

Gerumanu

[galaxymaster]

epic.. this was german?

i`m from germany and this was really hard to understand :P

[DasFaTe]

@galaxymaster u think so?

then good luck with this one /watch?v=nwezhB_VKxE

[hejjagedu]

Title is somewhat midleading ;)

[2wtt]

82 Million germans wouldn´t understand this.

[Rogue284]

@2wtt without subtitles no one could understand it!!!!!!!!

[Dante2009100]

@2wtt

das stimmt

[UltraGlueckspilz]

@2wtt

Thats right.

[robinandnami]

@2wtt yes it´s really dificult and i never heard about a "tree cake" XD

[pervysage35]

I have a HUGE boner right now......

[0like0a0boon0]

äääh i am german and i did not understand anything before looking at the sub XD

[NuclearWhoppers]

i dont have 2 speak german 2 know that sounds fucking wrong

[SaKia995]

I didn't understand what she said, so I had to look at the subtitles, but even the subtitles aren't really german! What the heck is a 'Fullung' ? And what does 'Ausloses von links Kleidung' mean? That makes no sense :D

And I'm German :D

[Longknife]

Would've been more convincing if she just yelled "schnell" over and over ffs.

They couldn't find a single German speaker in Japan?

[silentist26]

I don't even speak German and I know that's terrible

[NarutoRocks2011]

@silentist26 do you speak japanese in a good way ???

[silentist26]

@NarutoRocks2011 Actually, I do. That's irrelevant, though. My point still stands, Yuko Miyamura can't speak German for shit.

[a77kmr001]

@silentist26

「日本」の声優が「ドイツ語」しゃべれなくても仕方ないだろ。訓­練してないんだから。

そういうつまんないことにこだわってるやつはアニメ見ない方がい­いよ、楽しめないから。

Verstehest du? Ich will hier nicht Englisch sprechen. So antworte mir auf Japanisch oder Deutsch wenn du etwas sagen willst.

[ChrystalStars]

Woooow, when you compare this to others, her german isn't that bad =) Try to understand the german spell from DN-Angel xD

[MsAoraable]

@ChrystalStars you´re right :) The timing is TOTALLY off, but the pronouncing isnt that bad :)

[iCheesey]

What do you call that? I can't think of the 'Engrish' equivalent of Deutsch, and Deutschrish just doesn't work.

[witchmodoki]

@iCheesey Deutch in romaji would be Datchi. That help?

[iCheesey]

@witchmodoki Yes actually, thanks XD

[alvidachan]

aww baumkuchen :3

[kabbinet]

Japan really needs more immigrants

[Petsura]

@kabbinet

Yeah, that's not gonna happen. There is no country more racist than Japan.

[StumpfiSchlumpfi]

omg auf deutsch hört sie sich ja an xD

[xStrohMasterchefx]

OMG i am german and this german that askuka speaks is crap but very funny^^

[TeshnosFire]

Interestingly enough, it took her a total of 13 seconds to try and activate it in German, and only 9 seconds in Japanese to both switch to Jap & activate the machine. xD So useless.

[H3adFh0n3s]

baumkuchen xDD

[brokensoul8390]

Thank God for Tiffany Grant...

[eaglesfan226]

My mother knows some German!

[hanacodaiko]

L..C...L Füljung. Anggfang de bewegüng.... \°o°/

Better stick to English Asuka! 

[BitchinnShoes07]

And this woman is paired up with a Neue Deutsche Harte song. Its weird that she sounds like a 3 year old trying to speak german considering the undeniable fact of her RED HAIR!

[Orplie]

Baum... baumkuuchehehen?

[Fosten12]

Baumkuchen xDDD EPISCH!

[POWERPUFFGiiRLYx3]

sounds like a computer? o.O

[MyLittelRosy]

... i´m german... and she really do fail at speaking it xD... i never ever ate baumkuchen... it is dam expensive!!!

[leona996]

Baumkuchen xDDDD

[DonSebu]

what the hell!? is "baumkuchen" really the first thing Japanese think of when they think of German? In the German Dub he says "Pumpernickel", thats even more hilarious xD

[TsarIvanIV]

Asuka: raping the German language one syllable at a time....

[hotelmario510]

I hereby proclaim everything Asuka says in German in the Japanese dub to be "Gelman", to fit with "Engrish".

[Foxstab]

I think I can do German better...

[Bubblecakefull]

baumkuchen ist lecker ^^

[hotelmario510]

Notice how when she speaks in Japanese, she says "Evangerion"? She obviously has a stronger Japanese accent than a German one.

[Zaeboshi]

:O

[StSundae]

i looove baumkuchen xD espacially the japanese one

[Quietscheentenclub]

Awsome: A german that just moved to Japan and can't speak German properly :D

[DonerciHussam]

dumkoff!

[Bublik88]

4 people dont like Baumkuchen?

[Bubblecakefull]

@Bublik88

baumkuchen is very good -.-

[jacketman22]

That's about as German as Urumqi on a Saturday afternoon

[Nightdotexe]

de(dot)wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/­Baumkuchen

IT IZ TESTY!!!! *try to write with german accent*

[felipesvital]

LCL Fullung, Anfang der Bewegung...

Anfang des Nerven anschlusses...

...Ausloses von links-Kleidung...

Synchro-Start.

[TamaJaii]

i live in germany and today when i was at the baker there where really 2 japanese guys who tried to describe in a mix of english and german that they want to buy baumkuchen as a souvenir to bring to japan

that was kinda funny xD

[bigfroggy3000]

mhhhhh baumkuchen!!! am besten ganz frisch vom baum!

[Pr00ch]

Yeah that accent.

(I'm German)

[lurker2626]

I guess english isn't the only language anime characters like to butcher.

[FranziCintra]

did he wanted to say "Baumkuchen"?! erm...that means Tree cake....never heard of such a thing but if you want it...

[maleja83]

@FranziCintra baumkuchen is a cake in germany, its really tasty... :)

[FranziCintra]

@maleja83 aha....kenn ich nit.

[mangafeli]

@FranziCintra do you know those kinds of grills, in which you can roast a whole chicken, because they get turned round 360 degrees on a pike while being roasted? Imagine such a grill without chicken but some person that konstantly drops dough on the turning pike, bakes it, drops dough on the baked first part, bakes that again...you do that a couple of times and when you cut the cake in the middle it looks like the inside of a tree(-the rings, you know?!)!btw: it's delicious^^!

[mangafeli]

@FranziCintra Do you know this kind of grill in which you can roast a whole chicken that's stuck on a pike which turns 360 degrees? Imagine that grill without the chicken but instead a person dripping dough on the turning pike konstantly, baking the first layer, dripping dough on it again, baking the next layer and so on! when you cut the cake open after baking it, it looks like a tree on the inside (the rings, you know?!)that's baumkuchen and btw: it's soo good^^!!

[Shikarih]

'Think in German' oô

That is the reason why she speaks German.

[FuckYoCouchBiatch]

ich will auch einen kuchen!!! :o

[FranziCintra]

@FuckYoCouchBiatch baumkuchen?

[Hubbleknarf]

Anschrussheshhhh

[Congocroc]

Critical Fehler!

[felipesvital]

Die Shinji und ein Idiot und kein Zufall, dass die Flamme immer Asuka Idiot hehehe Ich liebe Evangelion Asuka und und mein Lieblings-Charakter auch mein Deutsch Übersetzer gemacht in der Hoffnung sie verstehen können Umarmung

[benutzer29915022]

Das ist unverzeihlich! Melden sich bei der OHL ab! Sie sind wegen mangelnder Deutschkentnisse vom Militärdienst zur Rettung der Menschneit entlassen, Fräulein!

For you Americunts, Britons and all other Non-Krauts:

This is unforgiveable! Move your ass to the Command! Your military service for the sake of mankind is cancelled throughout your shameful "knowledge" of the German language! Good day, Fräulein!

[murasakinoeuphony]

@benutzer29915022 You're such a nice person.

[benutzer29915022]

@murasakinoeuphony I mean Asuka! She is guilty of Feigheit vor dem Feind in Tateinhergang mit Unfähigkeit!

Baumkuchen, my ass! I have to quote an MTV commercial called MTV loves Guenther here: "You´re not a German, you´re an idiot!" I just think that about Fräulein Soryu!

A very proud German citizen of the BRD

[TheRealBurninator]

I don't know a word of German, and even I can tell that she's failing at it!

[cracker0254]

B-Baumkuchen...

[KeyNightcore]

Ich hab mir hier einige Koentare durchgelesen und HABT IHR SIE NOCH ALLE? oö Ihr könnt auch kein perfekt japanisch, französisch, oder englisch. Für Die muss es sich genauso anhören wenn wir versuchen deren Sprache zu sprechen also haltet mal eure Klappen oö

[Kibate]

@KeyNightcore erstmal, beruhige dich. Zweitens, es ist einfach nur witzig, und die hätten einfach diese scene weg lassen sollen wenn die es nicht gut sprechen können. Denn sie kann genauso gut deutsch wie shinji denn sie anbrüllt^^"