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  • cool könnte saltos schlagen so happy

  • naa das was ich entdeckt habe geht sowas von ab

  • lool könnte saltos schlagen so happy

  • geilès_vïdeo_îch_wèìss_dáss_pá­sst_nîcht_híèr_réìn_åbèr_ích_b­iñ_sô_eíñsâm

  • wow that was boring!

  • Wait... you mean it isn't JUST water that exists in the ocean?! Ohh man! Someone get on the horn to George Noori about this! We need to blow this thing way out of proportion immediately before an actual, credible biologist or scientist from some other field related to this, verifies that it's not from some extra terrestrial force, or underground cave people, ASAP!!

  • schönes video könnte so geil sein wenn ich jemand lieben finden würde

  • Beware of the Blob it creeps, and leaps, and slides and glides across the... Arctic Sea?

  • I wondered on the status of this phenomena, and Wikipedia reports under "chuckchi" it is identified as a large body of algal bloom. You know, the greenish stuff you find on not moving waters and pawns. Now, what's this Hell thing got to do with it?!?!? :)

  • looks like a ship dumped its bilge there. Its usually oily and theres usually alot of it.

  • Only Allah knows what this is.

  • now shet min movi escort de shet fokui

  • Whale cum, I'd bet my left eye onz itz!

  • why dont they just suck it up into a big holding tank bring it ashore and then incinerte it.

  • i agree with gatekeeper

  • It's a Shoggoth, clearly.

    Well, there goes Alaska. Not like anything good ever came from there anyway.

  • Kinda makes me think about the blob found in the sewers.

  • It's whale jizz

  • wth there was a solar eclipse and it only come every how many years and america didn't see it

  • does everything have to happen in america the world doesn't revolve around u

  • dude i was born in 95 and learned about soler eclipse and how many times they show up every how many years o well atleast i can have a change with that one comet that comes every 55-60 years

  • That dosen't make sense, can you type that properly please ?

  • nvm but still im just saying i might not see the next solar eclipse

  • I just looked on NASA web site, the last Total Solar Eclipse in the USA was Febuary 26 1979,the NEXT sloar eclipse visible in the USA will be August 21st 2017 and then April 8th 2024.

    hope you get to see one!!!!!!!

  • i smell 2012 and illuminati with reptilians and george bush's cock.

  • crack in the floor

  • I love how people post comments without reading the description first :)

  • a lost fishing net

  • it could b run off by near by land

  • oil is black, self-cohesive, and floats on water.

  • es que obama se corto el pene, y lo voto ahi

  • i dont even c it

  • like that movie tales from the crypt 2

  • No man, that was Creepshow 2 - that part with the corrosive black goo in the pond is STILL material for my nightmares. I just rented it a couple days ago :)

    =US=

  • oh ya, thats what i meant, creepshow ... !remember part 1 , the indian cheif.. and part 3 was the hitchhiker.... classic

  • lock ness

  • Algae, Seaweed or Oil.

  • Omg, this is undoubted conclusive evidence in a giant sea serpent.

    Is that what I'm supposed to say?

    ...

    Past the first air shot there's nothing interesting in this video.

  • It's McCain's skin falling off. Better yet, it's all the cum I've pushed hard into his's wife's vagina while he had sex with Palin just so she could be his running mate.

  • Hasn't anyone tried Goo-gle to find out what it is?

  • looks like a Kelp line to me!

  • That's just scum from Obama's bath water.

  • "bio goo" is that the scientific name?

  • i bet if we drilled in anwr this stuff would go away

  • It is what's left of Palin's integrity

  • it is what Palin pushed out of her Vagina after i blasted my load inside.

  • Hope the algae isn't toxic.

  • pfft...

  • McCain/Palin bumper stickers?

  • Undigested human hair.

  • its algae

  • I think it looks like giant whale crap! How do you know its goo? I don't see any footage of anyone holding it or testing it.

  • It's the decaying corpse of an atmospheric beast.

  • supoebly is seeweed but posiness so yea still bad lol.

  • Michael Jackon's pubic hair finally start breeding?

  • no i think it must beat ur fat lard on the sea i suppose

  • It appears to be a molecular mutation of the Susan Boyle blob. From what I've heard, it's been sited on Britain's Got Talent several times. This blob is quite dangerous, as it can lure you in with its peaceful singing before revealing its true face! UH OH! It has been classified as Susanboyleblobabiobipicus uglyiferious. Quite an interesting find. Cheerio! : )

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That was hilarious

  • The Susan Boyle BLOB!

  • Wow, the title is more interesting than the footage. I bet it's that same carnivorous blob from Creep Show 2. That or Aretha Franklin is going swimming and she's got the trots.

  • Its an algae bloom. Ever heard of a red tide? A red tide is a toxic form of an algae bloom. This kind has never been seen before however, and no algae bloom has ever been seen off the coast of alaska. But it can happen and apparently has.

    I maintain its Jenova remnants and we'll have sephiroth clones as soon as they start harvesting it. But maybe thats just my personal hope =D

  • The big goo floating in Alaskan waters is some kind of plant

  • Watch the movie Creepshow 2,  it has the oil blob in it.

  • You're all wrong... It's Rossie O'donnell.

    Repent or burn!!

    The end times are a coming!!

  • i think plastichas to do with alot of cancers.its made from oil and we package food with plastic..i dunno

  • This is from a documentary about plastic materials that's about to be released soon.

  • oil...

  • maybe its some whale poo

  • LOL

  • It's algae, everyone knows by now- from all the news reports.

  • I KNOW WHAT IT IS I KNOW WHAT IT IS I SAW IT BEFOR I dont know the name or y its there but its a 100ft long snake trust me it exists.. one prob.. it looks more that 100... and whats it doing there last saw was maybe.. i think asia taiwan

  • it's algae.

  • global warming o o your getten me so hot o o and..Articgasm!!!..,.next we'll have a pole shift!! and we'll finally see whats in barmuda's triangle..o yea

  • loch ness monster

  • IIII CAAAAAAAAAAME

  • Godzilla is probably under all that crap.

  • how mysterious!! :o : D

  • oh i know what it is some homeless guy just took a shit

  • how is that a sign of the end?

  • It's a sign that our time is over on this planet...

    Convert to Christianity before it is to late!!

    Convert or hurt!

  • convert now or fall forever!

    NOOOOOO!!

  • No.

  • I wasn't asking, you fool!

    Convert NOW!!

    or else.

  • No.

  • ahahahahahaha

    havnen't laughed so hard in ages.

    thanks mate

  • A crack in the Earths crust has finally split, releasing primordial ooze into the ocean, and it floated to the top!!

    Whale cum IS more likely though

  • sorry guys its just algae

  • well i could that someone just had to take a crap or it could be old whale cum like erasedname said

  • The end is near.We have but only a short time.

  • idk maybe seaweed with oil on it? fucking idiots

  • who cares

  • ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

  • whale cum.

  • ROFL! Whale cum?! HAHA u actually made my day nice.

  • thats sarah pailin when she is resting from her human form.

  • Im pretty sure thats Keith Olberman resting.

  • Is that you Nessy?

  • If you click on the link, it says its a type of algae...

    quote "He looks forward to the university examining the sample too, to identify exactly what kind of algae it is."

  • lockness monster

  • and so the world is destroyed by Bio Goo

    and coming up next!

    Armed penguins attacks the US!

  • hmm,next power source?

  • It's an algae bloom.

  • algea bloom only exists in warm water. algae bloom in the Arctic sea is highly unlikely.

  • can the video quality be any shittier?!!?!

  • What was Sarah Palin washing her crotch out again?

  • Easy big guy ....calm down take a deep breath ....now reach behind you and pull your PANTIES OUT YOU ASS !!! Feel better now it's ok we all get sideways every now and then ........

  • whale spooge

  • Whale Shit LMAO Now that's funny I don't care who you are......that is funny shit!!

  • thats a fuckin oil spill u fuckin idiot!

  • whale shit.

  • remember gov is god .obama will get a zcar right on it ,anything , problem? got this here zcar,lip service only

  • i'll have some on a tortilla please

  • its the BLOB run for your lifes !!!!!

  • o its sarah palins turd floating in the water.

  • Did he die?!?!

  • Who? are you fucking retarded?

  • Anaconda!

    No, it's just a build-up of pollution. Probably got stuck in a sideways undertow circuit caused by wave repetition.

  • Global warming is as dangerous as we ever thought it would be.

  • beat me....If it not a oil product, then did the sample test it?

    Any one with a brain could tell you to stop the boat, dip it out of the sea, put it in a Jar and take it to a lab for biological sampling of chemical compounds sampling..

    Do I need to come out there and do it for you guys?.......LOL

    Send me a airplane to pick me up and I`ll head that way....LOL

  • dont flatter yourself... if you read the description, you would read that they already took a sample

  • some body beat me to it....LOL

    I was hoping for a airplane ride....LOL

    Why haven`t they posted their finding?

  • a bit of old slime

  • sorry people, next time I'll use the toilet...

    GLOBAL WARMING OMFG PANIC PEOPLE PANIC!!!!!! WE ALL ARE GONNA DIE LOL GO TO THE MALL AND BUY SOME CANNED RAVIOLI YOU'LL NEED IT WHEN THE APOCALYPSE COMES AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • lol

  • 7/11 icee farm

  • beware i predict the invasion of the

    crab-people!!!!!

  • i had diarrhea

  • Global warming!!!! We didn't listen!!!!

  • All you people that read the Yahoo story should know that red tide isn't made by green algae -_-

  • I came bucket-loads.

  • sorry, it's from me. I was beating off during my fishing trip and I DROPPED A HUGE FUCKIN LOAD off the side of the boat.

  • This was identified as algae.

  • Have you tried to lick it? What does it taste like?

  • wtf is that shit

  • it just stuff left over from weal sex

  • IT'S SYMBIOTE FROM VENOM!!!!!

  • damn palin

  • Can anyone find it on Google Earth? 71° 5′52.92″N LAT 158°21′11.39″W LON (About halfway between Barrow and Wainwright)

  • It's the Midgar Zolom

  • -Arnold Schwarzenegger voice-

    It's the Apocalypse!

  • dun worry. its only sea monster shit.

  • lol

  • Army bacteria.

  • SarahPalinElement64 - Her IQ

    Looks like oil slick to me

  • Ai , Cthulhu

  • Its the thing! Dont touch it or it will consume you and eat your brains. JK> LOL.

  • probably something Sara Palin spouted out

  • Im guessing that due to the newly melted permafrost , we are going to see a lot of different microbes that have not been encountered for thousands of years....possibly some very nasty ones .

  • poop

  • Creatures from the black lagoon

  • Directly reminded me of the scare scenario (was it by James Lovelock) about nano-robots turning the world into grey goo. (Which by the way this is most likely not. Just an eery likeliness)

  • ITS ALIENS!!!!!!!!!

    Had to do it before someone else did...

  • trust me a lot of retards have already said what you just said

  • looks like God spat a loogie after drinkin his coffee

  • Notice there is no ice :O

  • looks like an oil spill

    if you notice it goes in a pattern

  • i agree looks allot like oil

  • its a bloom of algae, google arctic blob

  • Pshhh, no, its Antartica. It is allowing all sea monsters to rise into their full blobby powers! Beware! That's Nessy right there, taking her form as a nice bunch of magical blob. Ohhhh Magic!

  • Looks like seaweed, I don't know why you're all getting your panties in a bunch.

  • those are underwater pipes i think they lead to an island.

  • "That's just tit dirt." - tourrettes guy

  • fuck christianity. Fuck religion! :)

  • Burn in hell then.

  • how do i burn in hell if i dont believe in it? Theres only hell if fags like u think it exists.

  • I'd like to see your facial expressions when you find yourself roasting in hell... sigh.

  • that means u would have to be in "hell" too dumbass. I guess being a religious nutjobs doin all that praying aint gonna get u to heaven for sure. go read a science book

  • You're now going to hell. In that Bible you love so much, it says that anyone who condemns anyone else goes to hell instantly; the only people who can send someone or tell someone they are going to hell are Jesus and God himself. You my friend, are fucked, just like the rest of us, so pull the thumb out of your mouth and put down your science-fiction reading material. Your religious security blanket is a load of shit, just like all of the other shit beaten into your head by the government.

  • You are SOOOO going to burn!!

    Enjoy roasting for all of eternity, fool!

  • Beware the cult of purity;

    Infectious imbecility;

    I've made my choice.......

    666!

    hahahaha....good shit.....gotta love Slayer; they make a great point....

    See you there fagot.

    Did you know the bible goes to hell with the sinner? It's just like one of your big book burnings, except you'll be on fire with all or the copies of Little Women

    =]

  • I'm going straight to heaven, asshole!! Enjoy roasting in hell, you fool!

  • hahaha

    You said asshole.....sinner...enjoy "roasting" in hell with me!

    I love fucking with feeble-minded people.....=]

  • "Convert to Christianity if you haven't already!!"

    Look bralen24, it's all fun to use religion to make you feel better. But this is a real life situation and in that case using science has proven to be a whole lot more effective.

  • Kevin and Facet: You have to be really autistic to not understand the sarcism in this comment

  • >.> its eather algae those hydroeletric funels that orducen energy or it is just a bug log.....its nothing creepy

  • Spongebob was right, it's the ALASKAN BULL WORM!!

  • haha i couldn't agree anymore

  • AHAHAHAHAHA

  • lmao

  • ROFL

  • kuthulu

  • polar bear giz

  • It was algae, look it up.