Scrubs - Cox rants...again

[iknowundso1]

Cox: Hach, and HUGH JACKMAN!

*Jd looks shoked* Hugh Jackman's wolverine... How dare he.

hahaha, I can't :D Scrubs is such a genius show.

[PerfectPuppyCharms]

what episode is this from??

[coltonsaysssup123]

I always divert my eyes to the wallpaper in the background (left of cox)

[seasonsiina]

How dare you.. ._.

[Knowwon249]

This is perhaps the WORST marketing campaign I think I've ever seen in my life. So my mom won't like it? This sets the whole industry back to the beginning. There is much more story going on and it's not all about violence. I want to punch the marketers in the fucking face

[CelesteStorywriter]

@Knowwon249 what

[Knowwon249]

@CelesteStorywriter You are the first to comment on my string of delayed youtube video comments, congratulations.

[narvinek]

@CelesteStorywriter 4x01

[TheLastRainShadow]

"How dare he!" :D

[JediKnightTahl]

Its amazing how he doesn't pass out half way through some of these rants.

[rosey4exclaim]

BEST EVAR

[spectre2776]

cox must be related to me...

[quiquinita]

haha

[SteelCrash]

No realy how dares he

[humansheep1313]

"Hugh Jackman is wolverine. How dare he!!!" awsome :P

[nicnac19692]

hey, don't bag Hugh Jackman!! lol he's awesome!

love Scrubs, this is so funny :)

[Foxer94]

"OH.... And Hugh Jackman!"

Epic Cox! XD

[Written256]

"Hugh Jackman is Wolverine, how dare he."

[PheonixFire777]

how dare he!

[KingdomHeartsFire]

how...dare...he...

[mangasawesome208]

lol hugh jackman is wolverine how dare he

[DanteFan24]

I didn't understad the hugh jackman in this

[dawnoflife3]

cox just listed a bunch of things what JD would care about, and he saved hugh jackman for the end cause JD loves him

[DanteFan24]

thanks

[anactofdog]

@DanteFan24

This is what John C. McGinley had to say on the matter from a 2006 interview with TV Squad: "I think it's because the creator of the show just can't stand how talented he is. Hugh Jackman is just too talented. For him to have won a Tony, he's Wolverine, and he's deadly good-looking. He's a great athlete, he can sing and he can dance. That's too much for Billy (Lawrence) to process."

[DanteFan24]

ohhh thanks now i understand

[MosPos]

EverythingEverythingEverything­EverythingEverythingEverything­Everything

[Hunterxhunt]

It's just the way he says "How dare he?" it CRACKS me up, Also the insult just got right on the spot, listen to the insult that hits JD, just listen to the fact that Cox KNEW what would hurt most. like he always does.

[MidnightMoonWolfGirl]

how dare Dr.Cox be mean about Hugh Jackman/Wolverine...

though it is funny how J.D agrees

"Hugh Jackman is Wolverine...How dare he"

[TheRationalRant]

It's cos both he and Hugh Jackman auditioned for the part of wolverine.

[TheCSIFan]

everything that exist past present future and all discovered and undiscovered gentians

[TheCSIFan]

tityjkytlkrdkklt

[radioactivemonkey7]

What season is this from? And what episode?

[crazynewsboysfan]

HAHA!

[danasink74]

This very effing funny!

[KarateMann9000]

Am I the only one who thinks the "Audio Preview Voice" sounds kinda like Dr. Cox?

[stuigi99]

Haha, it does sound like Cox in a parallel universe where he's capable of talking in a happy tone.

[mrpentium]

This is the BEST COXIAN Rant of the 8 years of Scrubs. That's why it's in the Finale (and The Cox Rant Book)

[iPandalol]

"How dare he ?" xD

[duivel114]

lol poor JD

[nikchick209]

haha hugh jackmans wolverine! how dare he!

[Guppywarlord]

they quote this in the finale :[

[stuigi99]

Yes, yes they do! In Cox's Bible!

[nikchick209]

oh i gotta see that!

[soccerrunnergirl13]

i love hugh jackman haha why does he hate him?

[lostprophets4evah]

how dare he indeed....LOL

[Darkqueen106]

LMAO!

[lavaluvsdean]

I think they should have Hugh Jackman on Scrubs, that would be awesome lol

[wolfhowl15]

"Hugh Jackmans wolverine......how dare he!" hahaha i love JD XD

[sumfartie189]

Come on man Hugh Jackman is way awesome. Plus if u said u didn't like him 2 his face he'd probably kill ya mate. Plus he's Aussie which makes him 10 times better than anyone, ever.

[xXShadowKiteixX]

Amen to that sister.

I love Hugh Jackman. ^_^

[bandarkan]

LOL Buh`t he doesn't have that Australian accent when he talks.

HAHA

[plypayj3]

jeff from the wiggles is aussie too all the wiggles are. we are a talented bunch, hugh jackman, heath ledger, geofery rush, eric bana, cate banchet, nichole kidmin, kylie minoge, the list goes on and on and on

[danielsean0110]

NICHOLE KIDMIN LOL!

jesse spencer, russell crowe, the veronicas to name a few.

[plypayj3]

actual russell crowe is a newzelanded, but beacause aussies hate kiwis we claimed him as our own

[PsychoHellKat]

you got that right!

[r2rorc93]

i also hate hugh jackman!!!!

[batatal308]

but he's Wolverine

[kimnc28]

F U then

[TriSixshot]

huh....I kinda had the same reaction as JD

[Cheeseburger4u]

LMFAO Pause at 0:58

[Cheeseburger4u]

actually wait for it to finish, then slide the thing to 0:58

[imyours413]

whats so funny about that second?

[Cheeseburger4u]

Do you not see his face?

[4lafs]

Cox hating on Hugh Jackman is a reoccuring theme in his rants, with no explanation.  Wonder who in the writing staff has a beef with him?

[Herv3]

I think it forms as a funny riff with JD because JD is the type of nerd to be put off by it simply because Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.

[mangalover147]

Lawrence. He thinks that it's impossible for Hugh Jackman to be talented in acting, dancing, singing, yet still known as one of the most nice guys in Hollywood. At least that's what John C. Reily said in an interview.

[buddygroove]

John C. Mcginley (spelling). Reily is the guy from Step Brothers, Boogie Nights, Perfect Storm, and many other movies.

[mangalover147]

Sorry. John C. McGinley.

Thanks for correcting me.

: )

[usodstallion]

lol that was awesome. i got sent here from the hugh jackman video of him at the oscars thing. hehe. *wow*

[erl4nd0]

hah! if you have been watching scrubs for a while, you may have noticed that dr cox mentions hugh jackman quite often. i have no idea what his problem is with him though

[ImmaHussuluh]

Rumor has it John C. McGinley auditioned for the part of Wolverine. That ultimately went to (ta-daah!) Hugh Jackman!

[reubenw59]

SNEAK HUG!!!

[ElephantsOnParade22]

I wonder how long that took to remember ? hmmm

[LMissCourt]

ok i got it its episode 401!!! phew that took a while....JD is hott!!

[LMissCourt]

ok i cant figure out what episode this is will someone please help me outt here!!!

[Xotame]

"A list of things I care as little about as our last week together"

Considering he lists everything there's a good chance he cares about it quite a lot.

[RichTbiscuit]

lol gettin punkd

[DreamsofanAbsolution]

LMAO I <3 that man

[EvilLeprechaun12]

FUCKING MEGALOLZ

[fredojr]

omg lol i want to be like cox when i grow up

[makiesaysno]

ummm.........???

[Slashedvelvet87]

lol

[iL3yt0n22]

yes? milady?

[fob1012er]

I love hugh jackman he's played in a lot of movies.

[collin1000]

I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much!

[collin1000]

The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions... Oh! And Hugh Jackman.

[RyuuYareYare]

Yeah Punk'd kind of the one wortless shows on tv. after boiling points of course and evry tv show that finally shows money after you go behind pissed. and when you hear you were fooled besides pissed you feel ashamed too.

[DigitalWoman1292]

O_O

Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.

How dare he.

[BlueJayHakims]

how can jd and everyone else keep from laughing at this!?

[iHeartKal]

lol seriously! i always imagine that there's like a thousand bloopers before they get it right

[rockerdude6]

o ya...Hugh Jackman

[chris098765432]

Why is Jd always getting owned by Dr. Cox? Lmfao. " But Hugh Jackman is Wolverine.. How dare he. "

[MrSinister1979]

Well, JD is really just Dr Cox's straight man, put there so that Cox can fire off all his awesome rants. And that's why he's great :)

[n00bssuck]

yes my lady?

[R30who]

Why do they sound like their breathing Helium?

[gnrfreak808]

where the heck is johnny c. mcginley's oscar? or award of amazing awesomeness? or whatever you get for being as amazingly awesome as him? seriously. this is genius.

[vigge120]

how dare he? lol so good

[BassGeekJack]

Jeff that wiggle who sleeps just too darn much lol

[provgrays]

I've actually memorized this classic rant. If I can deliver it half as well as Johnny C. McGinley, I'll be happy.

I know. I gotta get out more.

[zannarae]

No no..stay in. Watch marothons of it, Dr.Cox is the shit.

[MrSinister1979]

Don't worry, you're not the only one. I also know it by heart :)

[juicee17]

hahaha. Dr. Cox is so cool. Oh yeah!

Go scrubs. JD YOUR SO HOTT!! lol Go Zach Braff!

[Jewcygrl]

he is such a talented mofo!! Always blows me away. So underrated.

[viper2003923]

dude i'd like to know how he could keep that list strait, andmanage to keep the speed the was going at......

[lukedangerfallon]

best cox rant ever

[orangesodarox]

Hugh Jackman's wolverine...How dare he?

ahhh lol xD

[supersuestar]

He mentioned Jeff the Wiggle! My day is made.

[Fijj300]

Cox is funny as hell

[AntiDark777]

Dr.Cox mentions his dislike for hugh jackman more than once in scrubs.

I'd love if he did a cameo on the show before it finishes just to see how how Cox reacts

[AntiDark777]

Dr.Cox mentions his dislike for hugh jackman more than once in scrubs.

I'd love if he did a cameo on the show before it finishes just to see how how Cox reacts

[BlueDAngel]

I always wondered why Dr. Cox hates Hugh Jackman...

[nich959]

"how dare he"

[MyersKills]

HUGH JACKMAN IS THE ULTIMATE TOOL!

[slimmdogg2968]

just watched this, then turned around and realized this episode was on, aint that a fucking coincidence

[slimmdogg2968]

thats been happening a lot recently

[OzaiFan]

I love Dr. Cox's rants. He's so funny.

[HavocPwnsAll]

>( Rawrg. I love Cox, (>.> Okay, Ew. For the immature people reading this.) But he insulted Hugh jackman. Wolverine Rawkz.

[Tw1n3y3]

baaaaaaaaadddddd :-(

[ZogxUNB0UNDx]

everyth-everyth-everyth-everyt­h-everyth-everyth-EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS!

hahahaha

[angelo4357]

Oh and HUGH JACKMAN!!!!!

[Trekkie155]

Best Dr Cox rant, EVER!

[Fighterx323]

how bad would that suck if he got to the end and screwed up a word and had to start all over haha

[mariix87]

but what the hell has hugh jackman done him?!

[soniely123]

I read in an interview that Bill Lawrence (executive producer) can't handle Hugh Jackman good looks/talent and so he tries to squeeze it in Dr. Cox's hate monologues. I think they're hillarious

[mariix87]

yeah, absolutely! hm..Hugh Jackman is Wolverine!

[Multimedia69]

and hugh jackman.. ;)

[darkemage]

'How dare he.' Haha :)

[degoo555]

wtf i don't get it

[familyguymerc]

lol DR Cox ftw! how dare he?

[MrJoeyJordison]

season episode?

[jezzz111]

I think it's Season 4 ep.1.

[Heyimloved]

yess my lady

[Valhaka]

XD. God damn scrubs owns. Doctor cox is the best. W00T!

[mcsolekid]

god i hope there is gonna be a episode

where dr.cox actually get to meets hugh jackmanXD

[tayhughfan]

that would kick ass

[WhipNinja]

COx is awsome

[snowbonez]

HOW DOES HE DO THAT!?!?!?

[cmax202345]

does bleh mean confused and incredibly annoyed

[pandabat]

xDDDD

"Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much..."

[lexaah]

hugh jackman is wolverine!! how dare he?!

[trancendent]

everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything that exists! XD

[DanSids1988]

but hugh jackmans wolverine!!

[optimus314]

lol

awesome

[HavocPwnsAll]

XDD "Hugh Jackmn is Wolverine.. How dare he." xD J.D. is funny sometimes, But Dr.Cox never fails to entertain xD

[kaiser5689]

dr cox is the man

[Pyromidhead]

but hugh jackman's wolverine!

[winglessxxx]

How dare he?

LMAO!

[astrodtl92]

damn that funny

[Isaliljah]

I love the way dr. cox talks. He makes the sentences even funnier when he says them like that. :P

[Daekoni]

I LOVE THIS SHOW :DDDDDDDDDD

[RainbowWW13]

i mean rox :)

[RainbowWW13]

dr. cox rocx!!

[rhrox]

being somebody that has never watched x-men b4 who cares really its just a comedy show!

[Ethricje]

What does Cox have against Hugh Jackman anyways?

[77KBK77]

DUDE THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE rants out of all of them ever!!! I also like the chief resident speech.

[pointblank3000]

all the red states and blue states lol

[dannycraq]

scrubs is great

[Puertorico85]

holy crap! i knew it!  comedy central cut this off! it stops at :38 and starts again at 1:03!!!!!! sonnovabitch!!!!!! wonder what else they have been omitting....

[lionofdemise]

They also shorten J.D. and Turk's reunion after Turk and Carla's honeymoon. They cut the best parts out. It been done to every tv show on air. Trust me.

[LadyLori610]

But Hugh Jackman's Wolverine! How dare he...

[Amarventris]

Cox's e-meter is stuck on zenith

[mystykit]

That's why we love him.

[daivsam]

what is cabala and cabala prouducts

[munari123]

Kabbalah is this stupid religion u have to pay to get into involeves wearing a red string around your wrist alot of celebrities buy into it appparently stylish , they sell rebottled ' Kabbalah Water' and other such products

[Entidus]

You just described Scientology with the paying. The Kabbalah is a book with jewish roots and there's different meanings for every word (which also stands for a number). I have no idea why celebrities are into it.

[RobWyld]

Did you know if you go around asking about that crap and they notice, they'll have a full fledged fucking dossier on your life so far? Is it just me or is that fucking creepy?

[Bigngreen]

The Todd is wearing one in season 5 i think

[Bigngreen]

i wonder if they all know that Geoff "that wiggle who sleeps darn too much" is actually a Homosexual... not that there is anything wrong with that.

[EliaHantzis]

lmao seinfield

[germanicus24]

i wonder if they all know that "Michael Moore" is actually a jew... not that there is anything wrong with that. or if they all know that "Hugh Jackman" is actually a human being... or that "Bush's daughters" are actually women... not that there is anything wrong with that.

[sweekun]

wow

[jimmydorian]

which episode is it?

[NarutovsSasuke123]

hugh jackmans wolverine... how dare he (ROFL)

[Kurenai6453]

Everything that exsist...dam..

How dare he..lol

[shotgunweddingxox]

If you watch him say 'how dare he' over and over it's...rather hilarious... =D

[Chantalle18]

hello m'lady