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  • they should have used Eminem...oh wait...they were probably suing him for something. Too bad. Eminem can rap circles around Vanilla Ice

  • "R U a better rapper than Vanilla Ice?" That's like asking "Can you beat Sammy the Snail in a race?"

  • did he say famo..

  • Vanilla Ice is the Illest caucasian!

  • everyone who says that this guy should stop rapping, JUST SHUT UP!

    take some time and think about it. If the title says they're giving out $25k if you can rap better than him, wouldn't that encourage everyone? Which is exactly why he is doing it badly. I have a feeling he is actually better at rapping than this.

    Take some time to think these things over, people!

  • my grandma can rap better than him and shes dead.

  • I think the contest should have been who can rap worse than him...

  • that was pitiful xD

  • Holy shit this guy is bad.

  • Vannila is THE SHIZZ,dude ice ice baby is the best white rap tune out,maybe eminem has had better raps but cmon at least i can find vanilla humourous!

  • fuggin awsome

  • Quit rapping faggot.

  • rich this guy has been working as a malls ecurity gaurd cause hes broke

  • half of the lyrics ya hear are already used by him in his album the wrath, so so poor that he needs to use them lytics instead drop some new, guess he got no improvisation nor creativity, dead ass junky, he is so poor in rhyming that i do not understand why he ever made a hit because he is white maybe., biggest nerd on earth yup thats v ice but it is funny when ya bored to see him so he is more like a comedian than a rapper..

  • I would rather hear Kevin Federline...at least his shit rhymes...ROFL...booooooyaaaaa!­!!!!!

  • hahaha oh my goddddd

    he needs to just stop it.

    like srsly. just stop it.

  • Vanilla Icem Hi bro long time no see..

  • wONDER IF HE'LL SPAZZ OUT ON THE WINNER AND BEAT THEM UP?

  • was... that... seriously him?

    doing that... rap(???)?

    I'm going to need a bucket.

  • Dude, you're 38. Look in the mirror.

  • HAHAHAHAHA vanilla ice is such a bad rapper. this is just funny

  • that first part on the drums. REMEMBA ...UNCLE SAM!! that was f'n tight as hell

  • Vanille Ice... huh..

  • lol i like how people left hate mail im pretty sure he dont give a shit hes ritch..

  • Funny shit......and thats what it is..."shit"

  • vanilla cunts!!!

  • Yo you suck quit trying! please!

  • He is only being funny. I have a feeling if he really wanted to make a rap it prob would sound much betta. He is just tryin to make people laugh. He is using sense of humor.

  • rember uncle sammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • ♥ur so funny ice ice baby lol well yah i luv u ur hott lol♥Rob Van Winkle luv that name!!!!!!..♥

  • your time is over,give it up

  • yo vanilla I LOVE YOU!!!! You are awesome!!! I cant imagine anyone being better than you!!!

  • ICE come on be original man...... you 've used that like "I draw my rhyles like a bow shoot them out like an arrow, i swoop on suckers like an eagle not a sparrow" in way too many songs man

  • REMEMBA.... UNCLE SAMMMM...

  • DECENT. If the contest was just about being better than Vanilla Ice, Turbotax would be giving out alot of g's.

  • that was amful you cant rap for crap get a life

  • how he says rap makes me laugh

  • "I swoop on suckas like an eagle not a sparrow"

    ahahahahahahahahahaha. You're awful! Just awful!

  • Wow. This guy is the worst rapper I have ever seen in my life. It's pathetic. Kind of makes me feel bad for him because he's trying so hard and thinks he's so good.. Terrible though.

    Of all the bad rap entries for Turbo Tax, this is the worst. Amazing because this guy is suppose to be a pro. Give up.. This is just sad.

  • Vanilla Ice is married

  • how old r u?

  • Horrible.

  • I think you mean a "neverbeen"

  • Thank goodness Eminem saved white rap :P

  • and the Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid

  • u r fine!!! u single?

  • yes I am single... Checkout UNLEASHED if you want hooked up !! !!!>!!>!> UNLEASHED..

  • Vanilla Ice is the new Vanilla Ice

  • this is good cus vanilla ice is old school he trys to do it old shool a his pretty goood at it but the lyrics ant that good

  • RoadMapin have you noticed that multi record seller eminem is white?

  • you got some spit on yr lip dude

  • hes a hasbeen

  • Most People can rap better than Vanilla Ice

  • everone who reads look at my video please tell me what you think

  • lol no ones made a viideo yet

    taxes?? c'mon *chuckles*

  • theres 327 videos...

  • Ooo...whoopz ... I'm an idiot :D

  • it was funny but u cant rap. i bet i can rap

    better

  • TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO ftw!

  • dats terrible man

  • Wow most of you people are saying he sucks when u people cant even rap and if ure better than him wheres your record?

  • u aint vanilla ice he better than u and he sucks

  • anybody is a better rapper or singer then that shit

  • VOTE FOR TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO!!

  • TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO! u foos better vote 4 him

  • RON JEREMY!

  • this sucks. for the best turbotax video search DeWitt Bros turbo. best s

  • ight this is great on tv this dude looks and acts all badass n hell i love him but then he raps like this and it reminds u he was that gay fag way back when haha but yo the first part coulda been dope lol he shoulda went with that

  • WORD TO YOUR MOTHER

  • Dude u stingy white boi

    Vote TIMOTHYDELAGHETTO!! vote for TIM!

  • Vanilla ice, definition of a shit rapper. Get a day job.

  • TIMOTHYDELAGHETTO!! vote for TIM!

  • TIMOTHY DELAGHETTO!

  • Vote for #167 Zack freeman-Check it out!!!!

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  • yah...i think i'll go ahead and enter/win

  • Ermm... Vanillia Ice are you doing this cuz ur getting any other job deals?! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!!
  • damn, so obviously TimothyDeLaGhetto is gonna win cuz it didn't even get approved yet.WTF

  • stupid

  • Yea TimothyDeLaGhetto should win, its very creative and good. Vote for Tim!

  • no one is a better rapper than ice

  • Please check out #291. If you're into smooth beats & lyrical flow.

  • Vanilla you suck suck bad man. no slang to your flow sounds realy white

  • Who cares about slang and ebonics. He should sound white, because he is moron. In any event he still sucks donkey nutsack.

  • Yo Vanilla, Check me out. My video is called "A CPA In A CPU" and it's #259. Thanks yo.

  • vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!! vote for timothy delaghetto!!!!
  • timothy delaghetto

  • Timothydelaghetto Wins it for sure!

  • sad ,just sad!

  • vanilla ice needs some medication or just die.

  • Muck Sticky loves peanut butter. And TurboTax. #215

  • Haha, better than Vanilla Ice. As if that's hard to achieve. :P

  • lame. V-Ice is a good rapper who rocks too. check out entry 328

  • u suck!

  • WHO WANT IT WIT DRACE

    #188

  • If you have a chance check out the video called "Thanx Turbo Tax" it is entry number 228.

    K LoLo...POOF...

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  • yo check out 10 tax commandments. thats definitly the winner. best video by far

  • Vanilla Ice is a punk ass bitch! You see him on that vh1 show? Straight up Bitch ass! Wish I'd run accross him.

  • vote for this guy and you should be shot.... its the humane thing to do.

  • looser, someone please shoot him and make the world a better place :)

  • yo he's only doing this so, he can be a sponser for turbo tax...

  • take it easy big guy

  • BROKE-OH!

  • worst beat

  • no way i can beat that but can i have the 25Gs anyway lol

  • too much crack for this whitey

  • vanilla ice is the greatest rapper that ever lived

  • he is such an ass on the surreal life =/.

  • lol

  • im surprised no1 has beaten vannila ice to death

  • LOLOLOLOL

    LOLOLOLOL

    LOLOLOLOL

    Why did you even out their names in the same sentance?

    LOLOLOL

    LOLOLOL

    LOLOLOL

    winned.

  • there can be only 1 slim shady

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  • This guy is a sick Rapper. Pay homage to one of the sickest to ever touch the mic.

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  • He may have been a failure, but he was known to be very wise with his money! He still has millions!!

    So I gusse maybe he wasn't a failure.

  • HAHAHA, WHAT A FAILURE!!!

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  • my nan can rap better dan dat. nt being nasty its true!!

  • you cant fuck with me bitch, im unstoppable

    Keep saying bullshit, you gettin real poppable

    Come by your house and murder all your friends, you

    bullshit fakers, this is the end, no

    time for fakers and faker spawn

    why ya'll pussies rich, ya'll should be mowing my lawn

    I got a job for you, its called a prison bitch, now

    yall know it dont mean a damn thing to be rich.

  • fuck this bitch, he aint shit to me, look

    like this muhfucka need to quit to me

    This his best, he worse than trash, I would

    crush this bitch worse than cigarette ash

    Hip POP been dead a long time, why he

    shit on the grave with them shitty ass rhymes

    Fuck you and IceIceBaby

    Ill murder your ass and take your lady

    to be continued

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  • vanilla ice and k-fed are just the same! :D

  • WTF are the rules about the rap demo? Length? Cursing? Full song? What about straight bars? This shit even legit? I want 25k!

  • In 2001 Youtube was formed a personal video-broadcasting site were you can post or view other videos, in 2006 a fucking retarded phenomenon happend people started posting bullshit stories about bullshit people who were wither fucking raped, killed, hanged etc.... All bullshit since then this trend has got really fucking gstupid.

    Post this 2 and a half times on any video if you dont the Youtube ghost will come and anally rape you and your cat on the 5th hour of the 5th Day

    haa, fuck...

  • lmao good one shatu

  • vanilla ftw

  • what if you don't have a cat ?? lol

  • LMAO! Right on.

  • lol this rapping is hilarious hes gone so low that he has to do government cash giveaways to keep living

  • dude, go back to ice tea's rap school. Then maby u could suck some more dick there

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  • how many here have had theyre song number 1 in billboard?

  • how many people in here have had theyre song number 1 in billboard?

  • damn.. black people can't stand there being a rapper who isn't black or just a complete wigger :p you all are pathetic.. he's better than most of the fucking black rappers out there now that you all love ;) get over it

  • Just another white monkey who aint really on death row,

    Another line of blow from a dealer named Jethro,

    His socks are real stinky and his girlfriend's a skank

    But it don't mean shit if it ain't in the BANK.

  • FUCK U

  • HAHAHAHAHA...it was just a random comment...I really don't give a damn about this guy...plus, I actually like his new stuff...I'm just being a hard ass :-P I ain't no hater! :)

  • dude he may be ad but have any of have had a hit single, a record deal, and millions.

  • I dont care if he makes 100,000,000 records and 100,000,000,000,000 per second, he still sucks gorilla nuts. Hopefully he'll wake up and realize how shitty he is and get depressed and kill himself. I dont have to have played single note in my life and live on minumum wage to know that this bitch is only good at sucking moose cocks!

  • hey at least he makes more money than you and that mean he is better than "YOU"

  • Im suprised that you were able his nuts out of yor mouth long enough to type that stupid ass shit.

  • r u being sarcastic?

  • Vanilla Ice sucks he probably thought that was his best rap!! lol

  • VANILLA ICE IS BACK!!! AND HES WACKER THAN EVER!!! Ladies and gentlemen BEHOLD!! The worst rapper of all time has returned in an attempt be even worse than he was the 1st time around. This will be an amazing feat, but if some can shit on rap music, then Vanilla Ice (Rob Van Stinkle) is BY FAR the most able to do it!!!. MC Hammer wont be able to save his wack ass this time! Why did they shoot Tupac, they should have shot this talentless, bitch instead. QUIT MAKING MUSIC, YOU FUKK UP!

  • YOU WIN AT LIFE!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • that was shit

  • no dont have relations with that fag, your rhymes were just shit, so it had to be said.

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  • VANILLA ICE IS BACK!!! AND HES WACKER THAN EVER!!! Ladies and gentlemen BEHOLD!! The worst rapper of all time has returned in an attempt be even worse than he was the 1st time around. This will be an amazing feat, but if some can shit on rap music, then Vanilla Ice (Rob Van Stinkle) is BY FAR the most able to do it!!!. MC Hammer wont be able to save his wack ass this time! Why did they shoot Tupac, they should have shot this talentless, bitch instead. QUIT MAKING MUSIC, YOU FUKK UP!

  • LoL my brother has more talent than you, click on my name to find out and watch his performance in front of a live audience!

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  • tight flows ice!

  • What the heck is this crap?

  • if u want to see some really funny rapping and u hate rap music check out my satire on rap called pockets in ma pants. vanilla ice is gay

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  • what a fag

  • garbage.

  • I shit better rhymes than this bitch, another

    wanksta thinkin' that he hard 'cuz he rich.

    Fuck Rich Boy and anybody like 'em, If I

    see a nigga playing 'em, I might have to strike 'em.

    Hip hop is dead and lil john spit on it,

    Iceman killed it and 50 cent shit on it.

    Now we gotta hear bitches like paul wall

    fuck those bitches, I'm tired of all y'all.

  • haha! Not bad...Howabout this:

    Rap ain't dead, but I wish most of these bitch ass rappers were,

    It started when Biggie parted and Puffy sympathy started,

    that's the days when rap went way retarded,

    Then came all the wackness, white kids frontin blackness,

    The madness was gone, gone with Eazy,

    Now these clowns is down to drown out the realness on the TV,

  • Here come a crop of rappers needin baby bibs,

    wack like Bay bay kids, on MTV showin they rental cribs,

    and rap just ain't been the same,

    since it became a lame bling bling, look at my cool thing game,

    But it'll get back on track and react to the wackness,

    it's as low as it goes when vanilla hos hostin' rappin on taxes...

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  • This pussy actually thinks he can rap. I've heard better lyrics on the toilet listening to shit fall out of my ass. That's right-I shit better lyrics! My dead retarded autistic grandma with lockjaw and a golfball in her throat can rap better than this pussy! And fuck you dumb-ass spammers!

  • that was horrifying! Jesus!

  • why? there piont of this non sence vanilla ice is so shit. Comon about taxes wtf is this???