The Apprentice UK: Series 4, Episode 3 - 4 of 6

[TheFirstNeuron]

omg that dance was embarassing to watch..

[bdfsyuew]

That indian guy can't dance but he sure made that white woman holler and jump up and down.

[southerngeorgie]

you knew the boys would lose ever since they went to the supermarket and in total spent half a grand on food

[vicked914]

LOL WTF WHY ARE THEY ASKING CUSTOMERS THEIR NAMES? HAVE THEY EVER BEEN @ AT A RESTAURANT BEFORE

[jacree98]

The guy at 1:30 talking about carbonara taught geography at my school and the man next to him laughing taught me DT 3 years ago. The prick serving half pizzas also went to my school when he was younger.

[artistsdontknowmoney]

what's .. that? his dance dosent seem good.

[Lumanix1]

What a slut guest, how many inches is the pizza

[MyNameIsMickles]

@Lumanix1 the yoke on her face didnt help matters, either!

[hummussexual]

@Lumanix1 thats not slutty they need to know how big it is so they know how many to order

[weatherallc05]

simon, for a guy who used to work in the armed forces is a very nice guy. he can do the physical stuff and isnt afraid to speak

[RazielCuts]

Why was their 'Bollywood dancer' a stripper?

[hummussexual]

@RazielCuts god knows it was embarrasing t watch n NOT a bollywood dance at all

[snowden67]

The meat will fill the hole! What would Margaret say?

[komodosp]

"Not just physical, Alan - Sir Alan, I beg your pardon"... Is it really that offensive not to use "Sir" (or "Lord" (!) in later series)

[nait08]

@komodosp i'm always waiting for somebody to forget the "lord" and just call him sugar

[Frizinho]

@komodosp yes, it is

[JessiiBaybiix]

My brother can dance better when hes drunk!!! hahaha!!!

[Bunnyfantastico25]

Hee hee at Simon's face when he forgets the Sir part. He looks like a school kid that's farted in class

[BarrysWeapon]

i cant believe they didnt go to the whole salers, that they bought dolmio, and were cooking asda pizzas!!!

[rosaleenkh]

cant believe how much she curses

[kimohimo123]

time to face sir Aa...

[x10secsx]

Sir alans desk woman is useless haha all she does is tells them to go through to the boardroom.

[SenatorTonyKreutzer]

Man, WHY does the UK let profanity go through, and the US wont ?!?!!??!

It makes shows sooooo much better.

[cl1cka]

OMG which waiter goes and shakes hands with the guests, demanding to know their names?!?! So annoying that Jenniefer.....

[voteforpedro91]

Ala...SIR Alan :/

[MondoBeno]

I knew this was going to fail.

These contestents always fail when they don't listen to the experts. None of them are trained as chefs or experienced as waiters. So why are they playing like this is a game?

I wonder if their employers asked Sugar to put them on the show to test their competence.

[Razaak666]

Got to love the cut-off point at this video.

[ims420]

omg lol 4.10 - 4.40.... he should go on Britain's Got Talent

[aidanbard]

@ims420 : Well, they must have a few slots for comic relief. where did they find the dancer ? And really the cheering was embarrassing

[MrChristophe1990]

Lindi strange

[Hion15]

Oh the suspense! It ends just before we see who wins!!

[ivorbigonee]

the camera alone let them getr away with this. With out the cameras they would fail even more.

[MrJohnmbugua]

the guys team is lk a comedy so entertaining

[MrJak925]

Lmao at Nick's reaction of the dancer XD

[ddbd]

i think ian went with the italian theme because of his scicilian link...oh sorry, im thinking of Ray Liotta from Goodfellas.

[shiverpunt]

You never ask for a customer's name in a restaurant. They aren't there for bank loan or to adopt a baby from China. Be friendly, take the order, serve the food, do some checks and fuck off. Your guests will love you.

[AbbieRo]

Why would they think that Italian food would be easy?!?!! Nutters!!!

[conkerXI]

4:43 if i was the bloke on her right i would of thought she was fucking wasted!

[radiationphilc]

Don't get to know your customer. How annoying is that, they just want you to seve them then fuck off.

[lanpingpug]

If I hadn't seen the start of this, I would never have guessed the Team Leader was Ian. I would have said it was Lee.

[SteelCitiesFinest]

The project manager is hot, but that's about it.

[Jet134]

serving half pizzas? Man i would have walked out of there. Plenty of other places to get food.

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

@Jet134 Ican never finish a whole pizza anyway

[Dizzieblonde79]

Is that little stripper jig supposed to be Bollywood dancing then?

[LordAntWarrior]

I'm suprised that the boys actually turned out a profit, especially with the complete SHAMBLES that was thier ingredients shopping. I shudder to think how expensive thier meals must have been!! I think though that if they would have done the right thing and got thier goods wholesale they would have easily crushed the girls... spending £500+ on restaurant ingredients is absolutely SHOCKING; I bet people in the industry had a right old laugh at this one.

[djduchesse]

@LordAntWarrior I did, £500 is my budget for a week!

[LordAntWarrior]

@djduchesse They spent £500 for one night! Idiots!

[Natashaaaaaaaa]

@djduchesse Rly? and u run a restaurant?

[djduchesse]

@Natashaaaaaaaa I did indeed have a good laugh and yes I do run a kitchen and yes my weekly budget is around £500.

[ivorbigonee]

@djduchesse heard you the first time

[djduchesse]

@ivorbigonee My bad, youtube's fault! :)

[djduchesse]

@Natashaaaaaaaa I did have a good laugh yes, I do indeed run a kitchen and £500 is my weekly budget.

[djduchesse]

@Natashaaaaaaaa I did have a good laugh yes, I do indeed run a kitchen and £500 is my weekly budget.

[mattan147]

The black girl is the master at getting tips from customers. Although Lord Sugar was none too impressed last time out on the cleaning task, at least this time getting tips fits with the task.

[gmo88]

LMAOOOOOO! AT THAT INDIAN DUDE DANCING! BAGAGAGAGAGGAHAHAHAHAH! WAT THE F****** HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[mylesbradley1234]

LOL the Indian dance was the most epic thing I have ever seen XD

[lexsoOr]

well the boys didn't do too bad, they can't cook and they messed up the shopping still they had quite a number of guests

[skylur44]

I cannot believe the nerve and stupidity of the guys serving a half/partial pizza! Like the customer wouldn't notice???? Idiots.

[ChiefTehMaster]

LOL! That was not dancing! XD

Nick at 4:40 '...wtf?'

[A7productionz]

I need more cheese, tomatoes,I need ham, I need parma ham, I need tuna.....i need....I need fucking everything!'

lmao Simon you legend!

[StanlyMusic]

Fill the hole - lol

[jonty181]

That food looks fucking gross. Any student can cook spag bol.

[desperateattorney]

omg, the dance is stupid....it is a resturant, isn't it?

[thatsgorg]

I really liked Simon, he seems like a guy who you actually could work with

x

[Emmalala123]

Lol, trying to serve people half pizza's was pretty terrible.

[inglemeister]

whats with the fluctuation of lads wearing grey suits with red ties? haha

[DarkPanthera]

i like how the girls are going 'WOOOOO!' while everyone else is cringing at the 'bollywood dancer' waiter.... if thats who he really is.

[fotonoschang]

excited bitch at 4:43

[00AJS]

haha, love how someone knocks over a bottle around the 4:01 mark, before a quick cut away.

[NineInchWilly]

@00AJS

damn

that was well noticed

[adzmobile]

how many inches? it will fill the hole lol

[GlennYule]

half a pizza lmao

[1chrispalmer]

does lindi think of anything but tips?

[The91210user]

5:03 - 'I put the idea together, because I knew it was going to work, I don't give a SHIT what anyone was going to say'. - XD

[TheProductionrandom]

Bollywood dancer? lol..fuck off.

[The91210user]

@TheProductionrandom

You get loads of midgets indians who learn how to 'dance'. They lift weights, work out and smoke crack... sorry, ignore the last example.

[Bikeramazon25]

The bollywood dancer was good but he would 've been more effective if he had a female bollywood partner to dance with.

[Bikeramazon25]

Since when do you shake hands with your Waiter/ess, Jenny your completly naff!

[sartorial123]

That purple dancing little guy was really a shit dancer.

[tiger55331]

Half a pizza LOL

[luna1463]

Oh god I just had to rewind to have another titter

[luna1463]

jenny 'dancing' - full on fucking hysterical haha

[TehKikapu]

god bollywood sucks

[jazman170]

@TehKikapu

[ragerule2006]

Sophocles offering that guy half a pizza cracks me up - but nowhere near as much as Kevin's pathetic attempt at team motivation!

[jazman170]

he was a twat that kevin. ians management though,in this episode,im afraid was his downfall.still, some silly decisions in the other episodes heeeheee

[jazman170]

@ragerule2006 tried to take a lee mcQueen approach - how poor that was..heheh. kevin really has to be matt lucas' lovechild

[lskpro]

Jenny is stupid and hilarious. who the f** walks up to two couples telling their name and handshaking like an agreement of a f** buisness waitress. It's not a threesome Jenny.

[qqiill]

I have to agree with ya.

[HardBoiledArtem]

Is serving half a pizza as a whole one even legal?

[job87meh]

I love the way Nick looks at the Bollywood dancer, something like 'yes you're good little man but I could do it sooooo much better!'

[jazman170]

nick should have had a dance off with him!!!

[job87meh]

I can't believe they thought they could get away with halving the pizzas!

Total farce. How has it gone so badly wrong from one week to another?

Oh yes, Kevin.

[jazman170]

ginger jenny jumping up and down, screaming like a fuckin banshee on coke!!!

[sof2finchy]

haha, banshee on coke. classic line

[JBinOtown]

The guys really have little to none business sense. Like spending top prices at a supermarket for supplies??

[thefairlysimple1]

lol@londdnr you know gordon do you, hee hee

[londnr]

can you imagine if gordon ramsey turned up at the bollywood night?

"what the fuck is this shit? it looks like my dog has eaten a curried cat and shat it on a plate and tastes like toe-jam from gandhi"

[job87meh]

@londnr But nothing he says at the curry night would be anything near as bad as what he would say at the Duke of Hamilton.

[ennykad1]

@londnr lmao

[armanijeans4]

MEAT FEAST!!!!!!

Fill the hole!!!

classic

[yuna1971]

Kevin acts like the project manager....when we know he is matt lucas!!!

[thefairlysimple1]

if your really good, davyddddd will spring thru the door at any second, shhhhh

[luna1463]

lol @ that bald twat shaking his head... shouldnt be eating pizza anyway mate, you look big enough

[AjRhCp]

@luna1463 And you'd be happy with that service?

[drumtum]

@luna1463 Tell that to Oprah.

[thekitten187]

these people are idiots. all that education and they can't put food on the table. give me a break.

[beccaRed11]

bunch of fools

[KronanObrien]

that indian theme was a bad idea

[chintufellow]

yeah true but the execution by the fgirls was better

[manutd14reddevil]

legendery jewitt and thompson!!!

''carbonara as a main course and carbonara as a starter''

LOL

[Abhanshu1]

The Asian chick is hot

[Racocamoca]

so is the guy, raef.

[ewanna777]

I'm a woman and I think that she is really beautiful :)

[AL1NO3]

4:43, WTF is Jenny doing

[yuna1971]

...exercising her chin i think,...

[cmandrews86]

Lindi is absolute garbage. Poster person for useless people.

[HermanDanglees]

carbonara for starter!! Carbonara for main course!!!!

Classis Mr jewitt...and mr thompson

[deepakshimishra]

Sometimes silence is thunderous.

What's that supposed to mean???

The guy's a goof. :D Trying to be poetic in the most inappropriate place. i'm surprised the alan guy didn't abuse him!!

[chung2792]

hahaha yes jewitt 1:20

[fuggsakes]

Gotta love the POINTLESS meeting at the 2 min mark

[anonymous7egend]

whats the song called at 4.15 i wanna download it...

[Kraal7718]

ha ha, you gotta laugh at the silent ovation sir alan got when he asked the male team "good team leader?" lol

[fiorenza83]

is it grey jacket and red tie day?

[ddbd]

haha @ 0:39...no hand shake for jenny crayon

[NottinghamForest22]

'is this a whole pizza?'

....yep lol

[Kraal7718]

ha ha, i laughed at that bit too.

How they thought they were going to be able to pull the wool over peoples eyes with that one, i dont know lol

[atomstein]

what's that, midget striptease?! lol no offence to the guy

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

this task sounds impossible, having to choose a theme AND cook food AND dress the restaurant AND buy all the food AND advertise AND serve AND receive feedback AND basically do loads!

[lohshadow91]

Exactly!

Oh well - least it creates more drama. ;]

[skylur44]

@PurpleFunnyChocolate I'd much rather do this task than the laundry one; that was a nightmare.

[ChrisMiller1994]

@PurpleFunnyChocolate many people do that, it's called running a restaurant...

[personify505]

@PurpleFunnyChocolate theyve got alot of people to different roles

[renewd]

So damn stodgy! 4:37

[frolicwitme]

That little guy works ias a waiter !!!!!!!!! he looks like hes 12

[ubercute1sf]

the team really disregarded Ian,

he wouldv been a much better leader if they listenend a bit.

[dydxlegion]

nick looks impressed with the dancer

[jayred7]

There was no need for Kevin to hold a pep talk session.

[jamesg24]

haha,  nick's expression at 4:37 is priceless

[MjoEm32]

Simon is running around being the hyper ex-druggie....

[ntl158k]

0:54 claire expression!! priceless.. XD

[job87meh]

I'm sorry, is Kevin Project Manager or something? Why was HE leading the waste-of-time pep talk?

[bondgirla007]

Look at Simon's face at 7:17

[bondgirla007]

What does Ian say when sir Alan asks if Ian was a good pm or not.

[sweetappletits]

"DNT ALL SPEAK AT ONCE..!" Cos no-one was speaking.. haha

[dandiesel3000]

What the fuck is that Hobbit Asian boy doing?

[ohdoshutit]

oh god your comment hurt my ribs. XD

[CHUBAASAURUS]

no high school diploma and he's dubbed "sir", well deem me duchess because i like business too.

[jrajeeb]

serving 1/2 the pizza was just plain stupid loool

[itubabe]

both teams are just stupid stupid!!

[superlative909]

omg Lindy or whatever he name is, her voice is soooo annoying! Makes me want to slap her - make it stop!!!

[ShuffleBass]

I feel so bad for Ian. I also fancy him a little bit..

[TritoneTrickster]

@ 6:15 ; "So, how was Ian as a team leader?"

*SILENCE. JUST SILENCE!*

lol!

[rockdiva1983]

WTF @ 4:15

[shockingmisshocking]

I'd love to see Nick and Margaret go head to head in a task

[Interscene]

It's interesting how at 1:10 the girls are cooking in bright daylight, while on the other side of London its pitch-black where the boys are.

Some lazy editing there I feel by the BBC producers to add scenes they felt had artistic merit and moved the plot along dramatically... but didn't actually happen in the continuity.

[lonerook860]

7:50 I don't know if Sir Alan is being sarcastic there or not, it bugs me lol

[trix678]

no i don't think he is, i reckon he was just glad that simon gave him a straight answer, which is a rare occurrence the boardroom lol

[job87meh]

Who exactly is in charge of the boys' team?

Kevin doesn't seem to understand that the customer is always right. But then again, neither do any of the others...

[bobbyjoey131]

"a dab hand with the onions..... chopper smith" love it!

[littleblackgirl]

Kevin looks and acts like a total idiot...how did he get onto this show?! Actually, same could be said for several of the contestants X-D

[jess0687x]

ginger bitch really shouldn't dance

[1970mango]

segmented 50/50 - it still means cut in half no matter how you say it - He He

[loonylivi]

looks like the red head went into spaz attack when she was dancing

[poppler1234]

HAHAHAHa wtf is with the dancer

[andid]

It's very clear in watching a few episodes these people may manage businesses, but they have absolutely no common sense.

[camidontdodah]

the pizza bit was cringing

[pegsPboy]

bollywood: bland, lame, sanatised hollywood

[Interscene]

I was rather worred to start with that the dancer was doing a striptease.

Now, that would have been a fuckup~