Nostalgia Critic - The Room (Part 3)

[UltimasIsland]

There will be sea horses...

[drakesterX]

I'm surprised that the critic did not expand on the tail joke, it would have been hilarious for him to go super saiyan, KAAAAAAAMEEEHAMEEEHA! Oh and don't forget the costume possibilities! LOL I crack myself up!

[dylanfh123]

Motherfruger?

[Antichrist2000]

Christophere Walkin? I don't know I mean he has some funny mannerisms these days but he's actually a good actor.

[RoaminStarcraft]

this has worse acting then a low grade porno

[SophieStudios999]

Goodnight sweet prick and let flights of assholes sing thee to thy rest...

[blue3616]

4:14....oh thank the merciful lord. I feel horrible about this but when he shot himself all I could think was "oh thank god that torture is over"

[DrTheKay]

U can see hes breathing when hes 'dead'

[StarscreamTG]

oh god it was hard to watch this (NC is awesome I just meant the movie) would mentally torture me to watch the whole thing

[MindstormXL]

LOL Monty Python!

[rainbowphoenix42]

That temper tantrum had me crying with laughter, followed by Parrot Sketch paraphrasing, I almost died laughing XD

[EmperorZander]

This is a movie that's so bad that it's good. It must be seen by the human eye. :O

[Squiddi666]

"You're just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep"

"Nobody poorly imitates my favourite farm animal"

XD put me in stitches!

[Alexiosbutcher]

is he dead?

... nah... just bored of living (and acting)

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

@Alexiosbutcher How can he be bored of something he's never done.

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

I don't have to HAAA.

[regiroiseel]

I saw no tail at the ending. :|

[IAmSamThatIAM]

How come I don't see much of Nostalgic critic?

[theonlysweetlemon]

THIS IS AN EX PERSON XD

[RandomMindz]

Epic - 4:30 - 5:18

[VeeVeelicious]

"THIS IS AN EX-PERSON!!!!"

[SoulRprMax]

You know, I used to think my acting wasn't the best...then I saw this movie...

[SkiesOverNavarro]

Am I the only person who noticed at 3:56 to 4:00, the picture on the mantle piece lands on the camera?

[MetaPunkXP]

@SkiesOverNavarro No. No you are not, my friend.

[JustineBieberxoxo]

He is cracking me up! From the minute he is outside Lisa's door.

It's been a while since I LOL'd so hard. Tommy made a comedy.

[Ultima770]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART CRITIC!

[smilea759]

7:53 .....b-but.. wheres the tail....?

[ccaian1]

4:32

That wasn't funny, neither were the unnecessary cameos by the other fags on your site.

[OilyTower]

@ccaian1 lemme guess , ur a ff8/batman n robin fanboy?

[greenday5682217]

@ccaian1 shut up. if you dont like nastalgia critic, dont watch his videos

[gm3dgames]

@ccaian1

Don't like, don't watch. He was using a joke from the famous parrot sketch from Monty python, don't like them? strange...

[TheEastunder]

you know what this movie would actually be better if the starring roles were played by pauly shore, pamela anderson, and matthew mcoughnahay, with a guest appearance by shaq

thats how awful these so called actors are

[ccaian1]

@TheEastunder

Don't forget the talented Nicholas cage and Keanu Reeves

[TheEastunder]

@ccaian1 eh to be fair those actors have done some good stuff but i guess that just makes it worse to know they can actually do good movies but continue to make bad ones

[GhastlyThirteen]

That man, who ever he is, is the greatest hero of our time!!

[Fireproofretz]

THIS IS AN EX PERSON!!!

[maximus3869]

Man Wiseau made himself look like a first class pussy in his first movie.

[Fireproofretz]

@maximus3869 and his ONLY movie

[JustineBieberxoxo]

@Fireproofretz Oh no. He is making a second one. A masterpiece of modern cinema.

About vampires.

[assassin3437]

the cat sounds they played while they were fighting made me piss my pants

[juggernaut136]

how this movie budget is 6,000,000 dollars, and the movie only made 400 dollars

[fearnottheunknown]

worst acting ever 

[noneyahbusiness1]

PLOT HOLE!... IF THE CRITIC IS IN THE FUTURE THEN SHOULDN'T HIS SPECIAL GUESTS ALSO HAVE OLDER APPEARANCES... WAIT WHAT, YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ONLY GOOD PLOT IN THIS VIDEO... YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED THE SCENES FROM "THE ROOM"... YOU SILLY GOOSE.

[Tahkaullus01]

@noneyahbusiness1 Wow...that's really nitpicky...that's Doug walker nitpicky. You could be the Nostalgia Kid!

[Hproductions64]

For never has there been a tale of more blow

Than this dumb ass bitch, and her Tommy Wiseau

[Reephamike]

Nostalgia Critic loves Monty Python I can tell from all his references... Gotta love that guy for good taste

[rad4life1]

Well look at it this way, there has to be something really horrifically bad so that you can appreciate what is good.

[kodatastical]

stop it nobody immitates poorly my favourite farmyard animal

[Isoscelescube]

I can't wait until watching Nostalgia Critics becomes nostalgic.

[seanpatrickcain2]

1:00 Debahhh? lol

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

Who else starting laughing the crap out of themselves when he said "Don't touch me motherfucker!"

[Deathbladezero]

"AHM FED AHP WIT DISS WORLT." -:-

[14597ojai]

Watching this review again, I'm actually amazed at how good this music is? Sure the acting is a bunch of homeless people and hookers being payed to screw and read q-cards and the script is a mills and boon word jumble unworthy of toilet paper...but...the music's ok...

[RTA07]

muderfacker

XDDD

[ChocoZuri]

Dun tach' mi mudurr'vakuh. Uvree-budah' beturay mi. Ah fad' ahp wiv' dus wurld.

Wiseaunese. Beautiful language.

[KittyfantasticoFTW]

@Sazabear1 I had a massive fit of giggles for the rest of the review. My friend who has never seen Monty Python's Flying Circus now thinks I'm a psychopath who laughs at dead people.

[mr6663711]

yeah im angry i guess. roar roar

[powerglove100]

Dont touch me motherfucker....-_-

[Sazabear1]

love the monty python reference :D

[darkguy376]

It's called the room because The movie is having sex in the room. Should of just change the title to SEX

[neutrallycrazy993]

@darkguy376 Or just the worst independant movie... EVER

[Digitalsp33r]

@darkguy376 It'd get more sales that way :P

[blijoms]

@darkguy376

SEX and the worst acting

[TheLuigiadrian]

@darkguy376 AND FOOTBALL

[jordynh08]

@darkguy376 -In The Room.

Not to be confused with Sex In The City.

[ChevysGirl321]

I love the random noise he make's at 6:50 XDD

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

5:05 what a pig faced bitch

[Thatspecialchild]

Why the fuck was this movie even named the room?!!!!!!!! What the fuck...

[Victorian9322]

Hamlet <3

[dnmstarsi]

@hood1210 u saw dat movie 2? i wasted 3 hours of sleep 2 watch dat shitfest

[MysteriousGamer1000]

@ZeroJinKui Logic (wragle that through ur brain)

[zombiefan011]

how could he have changed the present if he went into the future?

[Zzarcon1]

REVIEW SUPER SIZE ME!!!!!!! That movie is garbage!!!!

[itsCjRemmel]

2:44 dont touch me muuhfucker

[3ISAMAGICNUMBR]

"come on man, I'm standing right here."

[GingaGirl86]

THIS... IS AN EX-PERSON!!!!

[Admercial]

And not a single punch was given that night.

[AICabal]

I was laughing my ass off when she calls Mark when Jhonny is in the bathroom.

[haloprime360]

@gaylogrime1080

get out of here!

[SonicTheHedgehog0222]

this movie had too be bad on purpose... i cant believe it...

[gleelover4]

"After Janny returned from his Grima Wormtongue audition" lol

[Iisdabest889]

Did anyone else get the Lord of the Rings reference??

[haloprime360]

@Artonelicofanatic2

Oh hell no they suck!!!

[haloprime360]

Oh hell no they suck!!!

[gaylogrime1080]

@haloprime360 Know something? You suck!

[tora0neko]

Maybe Tommy wiseau was dared to make such a bad movie! Maybe it was some sort of sick twisted bet! And the bet was that if he could make a movie, be in it, and the whole time he had to be tripping vicadin, pot, and salvia!

[lespaulman59]

anyone else notice the moty pythont thing?

[Lordofthepastries]

The only atonement God would accept from such a horrible movie is a gun in the mouth

[MrPedros1989]

Holy shit! 4:44 - a classic Monty Python monologue. It's actually almost 100% copy of a text from sketch about guy tring to get a refound for a dead parrot but it fits here so fucking much that I can forgive critic that :)

[dekead]

NC freaking out! Priceless!

[Leishmaniasisably]

...Why is it called The Room?

[Martialart07]

@Leishmaniasisably please don't ask this dick sauce movie perfectly logical questions

[2Seatroll2]

4:28 did he die?

[girlbubble7991]

WOO MONTY PYTHON REFERANCE!!!

[PrideXentric]

I fed ap wit dis worald!

[SmashLiXs]

seriously? he just kills himself at the end? & without an exploded head? i'm just going to be crazy after seeing all that

[Tukee85]

Haha, I like Nostalgia Critic's response at 4:30!!!!! Classic!!!!!

[minimalist34]

shame on you agaaaaain!

[hood1210]

Yet this movie is always shown on Adult Swim on April Fools Day. Not fucking funny!!!!!

[ApacheMan2K]

Thank goodness someone had this. Tommy Wiseau is just such an egomaniac that not only can he not take a joke but he doesn't realize how hilariously horrible "The Room" is.

[thegillfishguy1]

3:22 the only time I felt sorry for Johnny

[Tahkaullus01]

That....was....the most repugnant, despicable, UNADULTERATED, SHITFILLED, DESERVING-OF-DEATH, DEFINABLE ONLY AS FUCKED UP, INARGUABLE, WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE AND I KNOW I NEVER WANT TO WATCH IT!!!

Thank NC, for making sure that I don't blow my brains out should I have ever actually watched that piece of trash!

[princesstamika]

@Tahkaullus01 Dude. You're missing so much fun.

[Tahkaullus01]

@princesstamika I CARE NOT!

[emilybieberfan4]

after tantrum from critic 5:14

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAY

[TeamAngryFaic]

There was a game based off this movie, on Newgrounds.. And.. It's a hell of a lot better than the actual shithole that is The Room

[Tahkaullus01]

@TeamAngryFaic no fucking shit!

[EmperorZander]

INNA FWEW MINETS BITCH!

[staticzeroes]

i love the part of monty python parrot sketch

[barbaro267]

no one poorly imitates my favorite farm animal! NO ONE!

[TurinArdias]

i think at 0:32 doug found the anti stress kit pinned to the wall

[GamingHatman]

The Room 2 : Is he dead?

[Tahkaullus01]

@GamingHatman what does it matter, just as long as we know...BOOMER WILL LIVE

[0xLoveisWarx0]

bad porno

[MrModernMikrowaveLP]

4:12 best moment off da movie huh

[Artonelicofanatic2]

Uwe Boll and Tommy Wiseau should team up to make their next movie.

[justicegang]

@Artonelicofanatic2 The room 2: Johnny goes to hell.

[jdd881]

@justicegang Oh hai, Satan.

[crh2010]

@Artonelicofanatic2 and put ulii lommel in it as well

[tricksterhuaun]

@Artonelicofanatic2 Oh god, if they do that next year....the 2012 prophecy...will be about to happen.

[zenophas]

@Artonelicofanatic2

Gratuitous sex scene with them.

[stickmanpictures01]

@Artonelicofanatic2 Do you want the world to end?

[LolVermillion]

@Artonelicofanatic2 What about M. Night Shyamalan?

[darkraven447]

know what i want to watch this fucking movie it seems like a good trip cos it looks soooo fucking bad man hahahahaha

[Goltork2]

why is it called the room anyways?

[fulinamon]

@Goltork2 They go in rooms, I guess.

[12fuzzyrats]

lisa: is he dead?

me: no. he just likes laying in a pool of dark red watery katchup.

[taintedswift11]

"Loading Dick sauce of a movie"

LOL

[ProfessionalManlyMan]

Well. There's nothing in this review I couldn't agree with completely.

It's just so mindfuckingly terrible that it's excellent.

[Frieza1500]

LMAO When Nostalgia Critic was ranting about how they ask if she was dead it looked like he was making her cry

[pippo17173]

The term " Its so bad its good" is a good way to say in this film. You gotta see it to believe its bad. 

[Geekygirl456]

Thumbs up for Monty Python reference.

[infernape667]

The Cat-Fight SFX R The BEST!! I Died at that part!!

[firekingpro]

Am i the only one who thinks the drug dealer was the best actor?

[BoysDontCryShowers]

Awesome!

[ALFfan1]

nobody poorly imitates my favorite farm Animal!!!

[copypacercopypacer]

this should be a lesson to all you women.....you cheating ass whores.

[cowsanonymous]

In the words of the avgn! ASS!!!!

[KuroYuki100]

Is he dead? that has to be the dumbest question ever

[57stewie]

so I'm guessing I'm not the only one who laughed after Johnny shot himself am I?

[KuroYuki100]

@57stewie We all laughed

[haloprime360]

Why does he have too review this?

WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY­YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!?????­??????

[ATHF10]

FUCK THIS MOVIE IS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN' PLACE!!!

[Spartan4521]

I lol'd at 5:39

[siralucard19]

4:25 Matthew Broderick: That’s a lot of blood!

[kilkolio]

throw football

taking danny home

lisa and mark sex scene

lisa and mom scene

pretty much sums 90% of the movie

[EggieStulrex]

I liked this review a lot, but I hate the part near the end where Critic is just listing off euphemisms for being dead with a growing angry tone. It's so annoying. Usually when he does that fake anger thing he's funny, but there are times when it just falls flat

[bushbasher85]

@EggieStulrex Its a reference to a famous Monty Python Sketch. Infamously known as the parrot sketch.

[xxxrockababexxx]

nobody poorly imitates my favourite farmyard animal.

LOL

[moneshmahtani]

He's on planet zannex

[TheVeryDarkLady]

3:27 to 3:35 I thought that that was actually Johnny until I saw the movie.

[EliteZSoldier]

Worst MOVIE EVER!!!! Everything is just SHIT

[TheVader2]

When Lisa was calling Mark while Shit Actor was in the bathroom, was it Wiseau saying that stuff or was it Critic?

[LordOfTheTombs]

@TheVader2 Shit actor. You could see her turning to look towards the bathroom as he yelled at her haha.

[hallowedbeeddie]

@TheVader2 It was actually the critic.

[kilkolio]

yeah later.... later.... later? yes!

[LandCfan]

In fairness to Lisa, he could've been just braindead. And really, how different would that have been from how he was before?

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Do these guys do anything else other than play Football? XD

[TheRD101Person]

ANT I EHM THA FEWL.

[twilightbrawlerlol]

YOU R TEARING ME APRT LISA!!!!!!!

[edwardLRS]

Nobody poorly imitates my favorite farm animal!

[252Dazz252]

1:58 She looks like Lady Gaga there lol

[Jetli2013]

ROFL !!!

2:44 TOHN TOHCH MEE MUTHR FUHKR, GEHD OHWD...

3:14 EHN EH FEEW MEHNEHTZ BEHCH...

3:45 EPIC TANTRUM

[mrmistful]

I DID *NOT*! Ohai Mark.

[Kleavers]

Yeah I am angry I guess, roar, roar.

[ThatoneAlbino]

5:05-5:12 lol'd my ass off

[TheRealCartererer]

Johnny dies... Everyone cheers!!! XD

[sangheilijedi]

@TheRealCartererer grunt birthday party skull?

[DeathclawXIII]

You know.. Nostalgia Critic should have commented about the part where Mr. Wiseau masturbated with the Ugly chick's Dress. I wanna see someone do a top 10 of the jokes you could make with just that alone