From Facials to Anal an More! - Ask The John

[shoheisakai]

College = Studies and Laying pipe !!!!

[Alexander1990143]

i hav a wil im gonna use bucket hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ratelslangen]

LOL GO NETHERLANDS!

[dss103]

Dude when you were talking about the bit all I could think of was that episode of George Lopez where George's friend uses his son to pick up some girl at the park lol.

[MsConscrewed]

do you only talk to white chicks? where is the black people in your videos or photos?

[nooberlishes]

This is guy is fucking like a black jesus.!

[rx7drifter323]

i think you need to make episodes everyday!

[momsex4yall]

Want to hook up for real? I am a hot milf. Click on my username and go to my website so we can chat

[GIMMESOMEMO111]

Sky John Is FUCKIGN AMAZING :D HIGHFIVE FFS :D keep more vids comming

[ursiskuma]

Skyy were do u get ur t shirts ?!!!!! Ther fukin funny

[ursiskuma]

Fukin great name the bastards ha and these episodes are great

[pokedud87]

Nice speakers,im listening to you on the same ones.

[MrDrummerdude16]

THE MORE BASTARDS THE BETTER!!!!

[rhynoboy2009]

Wait,Shouldn't the guy be 6'3 and the girl be 5'6?

[joez656]

hey sky ive got a question where the heck do you get ur shirts, they are so damn funny

[w00texCY]

@joez656 he has spreadshirts.. go to skyys website..

[harris3693]

I started hittin on girls in uni in a bar thanks to my roomate!!!!

[PrinceT2007]

A) if you wanna do anal and you're pretty sure that the chick isn't down for that, and even mentioning will probably land you out the door. You gotta ease her into it while you're doing (no, you're probably not gonna get it on the first go round), just play with it for a bit, if you ram it, you'll probably never get it again! lol

B) This show is not for the faint of heart, if you're super sensitive and don't understand the meaning behind "bastards" then you probably shouldn't be watching! lol

[YoYoCrazyBee]

Hellz yeah im a fuckin bastard!! A sick one at that!! :) watch your show like its last thing ill ever see!! :) <3

[XICANOXOC]

I am a sick basterd.

[adoggred]

LOL, lost me at the bucket. Thumbs up for you. 

[Chrisz636]

We are the bastards!!!!

[Chrisz636]

I lasted 8months without strawberry shortcake QoQ I want it....

[dantheman1507]

@Chrisz636

13 months :( ... but I can say it was worth it

[Chrisz636]

@dantheman1507 Fuck o.O

[DamianSabre]

For those that need some help picking up girls and banging them, read "How To Be A Bush Pilot." It's a good read, and it's written by a woman, so you KNOW it's legit.

[ChromeTone1]

Im a Sick Bastard and proud of it

[ToolyD]

we are the bastards !!

[mrdzicc]

More videos like this

And I don't care about the term "bastards." I'm a BASTARD!!!

[hitit1290]

BASTARDS ALL THE WAY!!!

[ChildOfTheDivine]

Heh, my sister's boyfriend got circumcised just for her because he knew she didn't like the head of his penis.

[CMKFilmz]

I'm a bastard and love it!

[LewyTheMeerkat]

i love that shirt !

[TECHTEZ]

THE BASTARDS IS COOL

[StakeMammon]

I like the bastards. I like assholes or else I would not be watching this show.

And do this more often skyy

[MrJoetijuana]

sky why did you restrict your ping pong show from thai

[MrJoetijuana]

is fine , the bastards , the the fact you say "mi gente" my people is the best, spanish and that you think we are part of your show, great

[MrJoetijuana]

is fine , the bastards , the the fact you say "mi gente" my people is the best, spanish and that you think we are part of your show, great

[shino475]

MORE often

[FREDsucksDICKS]

make it long like this video!

[flodhi1]

Yo i love these multiple response videos! keep it flowingggggggggg. I feel like it brings more action to each episode lol

[blackice445]

You have the most tackiest shirts but you're still awesome.

[qop567]

He really doesn't wear pants....

[qop567]

Skyy went retarded for a second at 1:33 thinkin' of the girl hahah

[FunkArsenic]

Dude, Skyy, where'd you pick up the argyle boxers?

Those things are fly (pun intended).

[hattacc]

the basterds are a fucking sick name for us audience skyy

[TheNinjaSAS]

lol wtf?

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

Ass to mouth is healthy...

[Blacksoljah]

4:38 WHAT THE HELL!?

[blaknite243]

LMFAO thaats how bahamians talk on the real . LOL "dude grow some balls before i bitch slap you" cracks me up erytime

[monimom3]

I like the new format. I'm not sure how I feel about the name Bastard. Its funny but then not so much.....LOL!! =0)

[Playstation4Evar]

The basterds sounds awesome, I'm already used to it :D

[Playstation4Evar]

tsss, I wanna go to American college

[AcousticBeaver]

He's clearly nailing Sophia, you sick BASTARD.



[420fmx]

fucking lol , thats how we talk in the bahamas.

[MrNahom1]

Haha, we are all bastards, we live for shit like this, and for those soft and sensitive guys who dont like it just go and watch drphil or oprah or something else!

[Edwhatever]

make these pew pew episodes once in a while, rather you go in depth in some topics, and skim over the not so important principals of life. ya know what I mean, you're the Bible, Skyy.

[phabianx]

@Edwhatever totally agree! like atleast 2 of these a month i still love your elaborations on certain topics

[Edwhatever]

make these pew pew episodes once in a while, rather you go in depth in some topics, and skim over the not so important principals of life. ya know what I mean, you're the Bibl,e Skyy.

[videosurfer69]

We're all proud Bastards. I think "Sick Bastards" would be better. And for those who are "a little sensitive" about it, grow a pair of balls.

[Kingcecil24]

At least once a week i need these kind of episodes

[Allinmyworld]

Skyy this is the best episode of Ask the John EVER!!

[Allinmyworld]

Stratmaster86 Playgrounds!! im looking for a dilf

[xtiger357]

do these episodes more often like once a week, and bastards is fine, dont worry about these soft pussies who get sensitive!

[Edubya72]

1:31 lol skyy's left eye crosses for a split second when he says "shit". It is the sexiest SHIT *eyes cross* ever. That tells you he aint lyin lol that shit got me rollin.

[zabbok]

"stand on something...lean on something...hang from something..." lol

[JasonNepster]

I'm still tryna figure out who the nasty chick skyy messes with!

[DickOPlenty]

"surprise attack" hahaha

[crzythig]

you should do this once a week, maybe on a thurs and keep the regular episodes

[wertywertywerty4686]

2:06 lmfao

[TvlogNews]

i am proud to me a skyyjohn bastaaaard where at least i know im freeeeee *god bless the usa*

[Jacobey22]

i liked this video. do more like it. also if someone is offended by you calling us bastards then they shouldnt be watching your show in the first place.

[AstrosAttacks81]

Buckwildwill that was funny I'm proud to be a bastard also!!! O and keep up the long videos there great!!!

[BuckwildWill]

A: these long videos are great, just takin' the questions and knockin' them out.

B: i feel proud being called a basterd

[danielhiryu]

I gotta go to Sweden. Or Amsterdam. 

[SuperChuck3]

Great great points all across the board!! I love this style way better. Many questions answered, very fastpaced :D

[santaclaus1986]

A: Yes, this would be great. I wouldnt have to mail ya a frikkin letter now.

B: That's some of the funny parts in the episodes. "ALEX YOU SICK BASTARD! YOU BANGIN THIS CHICK AND HER MOM?"

[skeletor555555]

Multiple questions are the shit! Funny shit...

[mtgsean]

We are bastards... who is complaining?

[Emerson7947]

@mtgsean you are a wise man. the name just fitts

[Fallenchuck22489]

if they are offended by the word bastards.... they need to go suck a cock...seriously...

[shoshon3]

One of your best vids yet, I like this longer format better.

[zenrunner5000]

be yourself, you want to call us bastards go for it. besides its funny as shit

[Fallenchuck22489]

"dude grow some balls before i bitch slap you. hear?" LMFAOROTF!!

[samoyam]

im fine with the bastards and u should do the multiple questions more often.... Call us wat u want its ur channel...

[SkyyJohn2]

@xxxAlain LOL, no I didn't. Our relationship is strictly professional

[steelfury455]

multiple but similar topics - great, bastards - great

[SkyyJohn2]

@vampiregoddess123 Goddesses! :-)

[iliveinvicecity]

BASTARDS FOR LYFE!

[GsusMachiaveliko]

"My Peeps" "Mi Gente" "The Bastards" The Bastards Nation" at the end of the day, it's just a noun, I don't have problems with it. And I think you should do this more often. At least once a month.

[Cherished131]

@4:39... :)

[sHrOoMsS66]

i love being a bastard

[altairthecoldkiller1]

@sHrOoMsS66 not me....sky just say "my peeps" its better that way..goddamnit

[altairthecoldkiller1]

@sHrOoMsS66 not me....sky just say "my peeps" its better that way..goddamnit dude cut that bastard out..jeez

[houstontexaslonghorn]

Bastards funny. Many topics awesome.

[woodburn15]

Why have you only got 25k subs?

[amsboxer]

love this new style keep it up, oh and you can call me bastard whole day long (no homo) !!

[Renisance2K]

Great Format, keep it up, I Love It! Hate The Bastards term though.

[tazman5001]

yeah its sick keep this up

[suckingboobies]

I love the title (The Bastards) and I'll continue on being one, also these type of vids are great, keep it up. (Literally)Hahaha.

[RobertLeroy99]

God i love being a bastard.

[aaironas2]

i'm a bit of a no-lifer for mmo's and actually own a clan called "TheBastards", so yea l like the name ;)

[theepy]

mutiple of question is da shit. i will stay turned 4more.haha.. da phrases bastard is mad..u bastard.lol

[z3cki]

3-5min episodes are fine, 10 min is just too much.

[milanosrv]

A) Once a week

B) Bastards is too kind of you, LOL

[Eloquescence]

I am a proud bastard! Also, Skyy, take the comments rapid-fire,it really works better! Oh, and to the guy who wants to pick up more chicks -- it's all about David DeAngelo and the Doubleyourdating series. Lata!

[Knorner]

About Sweden, circumcision isn't really that big here. So the guy's got nothing to worry about.

[flip0052]

A: more often

B: couldnt b more rite bout us

[torrid426]

I used to have that poster in full color.

"Yes Margret yes I love you more than shit"

[avptv]

If you get butt hurt for being called a bastard then you don't belong here.Laters

[rystyne]

"grow some balls before i bitch slap you" :D classic :DD

[aspa20thess]

we are some inglorious bastards!!!!

[fallenangel1624]

the basterds is awesome for us , because we are all sick basterds

[Superstun]

@fallenangel1624 totaly agree!

[artzmoviez]

like this format, maybe once a week ,

as for bastards , dnt mind being called it , cause we are , but think its a pretty plain name , could be better , something with the same idea but a different word

[eaidk]

Genius!

[VirtuesPenumbra]

Go with the new format man, more content is always a good thing.

And I'm literally a bastard anyway, so I don't mind.

[Ejwoods08]

AHAHAHA I was losin it when Skyy went cross eyed at 3:32.. I had to go back a couple times to rewatch. For your questions.. A) This type of video is SO much better than your normal ones. Rapid fire is the way to go... no need to spend 5 minutes on a single question that might not even be that interesting. B) I like the bastards, but I think something like "Skyy's Bastards" would be a little catchier. Either way, the word "bastards" is good shit.

[Tulizx]

Mix it up a bit, some days you do multiple questions some days you go into detail.

[ruke0000]

fucking loved this vid skyy

[MaicoMoon]

Damn, this was a long episode.

[EliteDoomer]

Best episode ever! Ya sick bastard! :D

[SaphiraTa]

Totally LOVE the name Bastards!! And i LOVEEEE The combined ask the john's!! LOVE ATJ's in general so more the better!!! :D and More Kick ass rants while your at it :) Love Skyy!

[KevinD05]

SKYY'S FUCKING SOPHIA!!!!!! THANK GOD!!!! GOOD JOB YA BASTARD!!!!

[RikkarudoGarcia]

smooth bastards -> perfect

style? w.e , i just love ya man, peace!

[littleninj0r]

Love the bastards, it unites us - prefer multiple question shows

[republicofz]

This style is good, bro. I'm a bastard, you're a bastard, we're all bastards. If people have a problem with you calling them bastards, they need to grow some skin. I don't see a reason for you to stop calling people bastards, you bastard.

[Mrgamer4]

What book where you talking about? who is it by

[Calos501]

Lmao! 6:25

[alverage70]

You should do more of these 'more questions videos'!!! THUMBS UP IF U AGREE!

[sc0rpi017]

we r all proud bastards and if you got your feelings hurt then go be a pussy sum where else lol

[Ninjamonkeypirates]

We're all bastards, it's fine :p

[ReshoSagara]

1) yeah, I would like to see move videos like this

2) Don't care, call us what you want...how the hell can this hurt people's feelings, some people are too sensitive.

[ultamitefighter]

ahahaha shit streak,if you laughed when he said that you know your a basterd

[klasiv]

A episode like this every 2 weeks would be nice, since it's rather long wich is good for multi questions.

Also...

The ones that are offended by the term "bastards" can call themself "bitches"...

[UFCbrendanortiz1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SURPIRSE ATTACK!!! HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JETU888]

by definition, I actualy am a bastard so im not offended at all. by the way i love these types of question videos maby once a month.

[njsuperville]

i am a bastard and i love it.

[RunsWithWolves6]

Don't change the name Skyy! We're bastards and proud of it

[antwanjay]

Like every friday or somethin. And I'm a fine upstanding gentleman any other time but when I watch a skyyjohn video I embrace my inner basterd.

[demoncrest]

this style is better man! It's awesome to get a whole shit load of good questions answered since I'm sure you have a ton. Plus since you're more exposed on youtube now I think people don't mind sitting through longer vids for ya! :P

Like This if you agree and want Skyy to continue this way!

[Igetsitin89]

wtf hey sky i asked u a question too but never got a answer lol

[LeaveEgg]

Of Course we are your bastards man. We are The bastards i think the name totaly fits and yeah i like the multiple question vids

[dragonman2012]

I'm offended by the term, The Bastards. I prefer, Sick Son of a Bitch.

[AlsavierWoW]

People find Bastards offensive? Look at the title of the video, we're CLEARLY bastards.

[Mortello]

If she doesn't give anal, get it from some girl that does. A guy has a right to get any kind of sex he wants.

[NaturesFoulChild]

"The Bastards" is a cool and very fitting name.

[hokagealex]

Please skyy john keep doing multiple questions. its more interesting getting a variety of questions. and were all proud to be bastards lol

[welshy238]

Yeah these videos are good Skyy make some more.

[hokagealex]

SKYYY JOHN IS FUCKING HILARIOUS LOL

[bewareofmybrain]

DAMN Skyy you da fuckin man! lol

[gordon777juws]

1. once every 2 weeks

2. rlly like it :P haha

[305Wasabi]

lmao@ i like how from the waist up he looks like a video host, but from the waist down his in unnawear

[SDhunter2020]

1. once a week at least

2. a lot better than the Perv, how about the Players?

[psiangel7]

1. once or twice a week

2. I'm OK with bastards but I cant say I like it

[ThePrankster]

Im a definite bastard for sure.

And this episode was awesome, alot of topics covered.... Definitely do it more often.

[AudioImpression]

1. Episodes should be twice a week on top of the normal 3-5 minute snippets.

2. Calling your audience the bastards is not only degrading to us, but detracts your future youtube subscriber population. Just because we like your show doesn't mean we can't stop watching it.

[rowerss]

@AudioImpression ofcourse you are the bastard. we all are. u just dont wanna accept the fact :D u sick bastard!

[gnomeater]

tons dude.. more and more often, and i fuckin love it.

[sero2k2]

6'3" wow

[Zerathil]

Jail for murder?

Haha.

[kirichenko87]

u should ask the question once a week or once every 2 weeks!!!

[w00ts0n]

I really like this type of multi-question video, and I hope you make more. Also, call us whatever the hell you want, we're still here watching your videos, no?

[ACooperrocks]

im fine with bastard

[apocaliptio]

i'm a pround bastard

[MattEdmondsonx]

you can call me a bastard all you want

cos im one HORRIBLE BASTARD

[biohazardnixxon]

We are THE BASTARDS!

[lilgogeta]

I'm asian but living in the Netherlands.. and DAMN..those bitches are LONG!! but i've got no problem to please them;)