Final Fantasy VII the Abridged Series: Episode 8

[TaekwondoTAOS]

HAHAHAHAHA the "bleh" is back!!! XD XD (Watch the Crisis Core parodies)

[StealthActionFTW]

who is edwardo? ummm sephiroth thats a romance novel! LMAO

[TroubleWolfComics]

Thumbs up if you can't take Sephiroth seriously anymore XD

[PyschadelicFan]

SPOILERS!....cloud is badass...that is all!

[SoLovedSora]

I've been watching this since episode 1 nd it's done 3 things.

1. Decided this is the best abridged Eva!

2. Made me play ff7 alllllllll over again

3. Made me remember my crush on cloud

Gr8 work! Keep it up!!

[dashawn236]

wait... diddn't that whole flashback scene happen in crisis core, but it was Zack who want after Sephiroth and not cloud and i mean the scene when Seohiroth slice Tifa...and also COOL EPISODE!!!

[dashawn236]

wait... diddn't that whole flashback scene happen in crisis core, but it was Zack who want after Sephiroth and not cloud...and also COOL EPISODE!!!

[OmegaKudo118]

Sephiroth: I can't remember how to f**king read... A,B,C,7,11 son of a bitch

[IAmACocoonLCie]

Eduardo? Romance novel? ...AAAAGH!!! SEPHIOTH READ TWILIGHT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

[SocialistCatgirl]

I might be crazy, but shouldn't Tifa have a huge scar as a result of having a katana dragged across her torso? Did the sword just bounce off her boobs or something?!!! O_O

[1musamune]

Sephiroth can't read.... ROFLMAO

[sonicfools1234]

Sephitoth: A, B, C, Q, 7, 11ty. SON OF A

[whatnowpizza]

How do u 4get how 2 read

[sonicrachel]

Cloud: Then he spend days alone in the library. As to what he was really doing in there; well its anybodys guess.

Sephiroth: I can't remember how to FUCKEN read.

Im sure no one guessed that one xD

[remem95]

the "don't interrupt me when I'm talking to susie" sounds so proffesional, plus its so epic, it could be from an actual movie, lol ;D

[BundtBomber]

"I hope disc one ends soon!"

"Careful what you say, Aerith!" XD

[shadeslay406]

"Careful what you say, Aerith...." =P

[JesterofTortuga100]

who the heck is Eduardo?!

[XionsSomebody]

1 person can't remember how to f*king read.

[terraventusaqua123]

@XionsSomebody 1 person can't remember how to f*cking spell.

[eternalsailorstar1]

why does every!!! bad guy want to take over the world

[BeyondBirthdayL]

Seunsviae 4:16

[nianicole824]

towards the end it sorta sounded like Ed vs Ichigo

[UndeadNocturneIX]

This is sooo my favorite part... XDDDD

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

"So pretty much what he's trying to say is that he learn he was a science experiment"

"How did he react?"

"Well..."

[Flashback to Nibelheim]

"HOLY CRAP EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!!!"

[Flashback end]

"He wasn't pleased"

[squeaky93]

I love the fact that the misinterpretation of children's books and the quadratic equation is what drove Sephiroth to insanity and was the driving force behind him wanting to take over the world. I miss this series.

[NefariousNevermore]

"mommy i brought you some pie" lmfao haha

[arkayen666123]

"i cant remember how to fucking read!" lmfao omg for some reason that reminded me of lordquadros's solid snake lol

[MarcusTrinnias]

This is so awesome. I can't even explain it. It just. Is. That awesome. I love Sephiroth's squeaky shoes.

[soulwolf2010]

i know what plot point Cloud was thinking of when he said

"Careful of watch ya wish for Areith."=3

[KyutiHuni]

AAAAHHH MATH!!!!! MATH DROVE HIM INSANE!!!!!! well....actually math would drive anyone insane....>_>

[MrSuperman216]

A B C Q 7 Eleventy SON OF A BITCH!!

[DaffVader]

I can't remenber how to firetrucking read

[gmartdude]

Huh? how come sephy could read susie on the door last ep and now he cant? well just like yuki from haruhi abridged said ''continuity is for pussies''

[wingsofhope2]

"Mommy, I've brought you some pie."

[andthenigothismommah]

LOL THE QUADRATIC EQUATION.

that's so great.

[TifaLockheart321]

did anyone else hear Tifa's dad go bleh? XD

[ShimmyunderBubblez]

BAHAHAHAHAAH i cant remember how to fooking read xD

[Ryusan11]

to Aerith ... This disc ... you

[MrSuperman216]

@Ryusan11 Should be in Popo's voice for best effect.

[joemurray065]

SUZE 

[TheMandusa]

Just saying, I squee through each episode.

[ArtisticSpaz]

@TheMandusa we at the Sonsofsatire HQ approve

[svetaphantom]

...hey your voice reminds me of some other guy... sonofsparda or someting...

[timfortune9]

"I hope Disc 1 ends soon!" "Careful what you say Aerith..."

[leonada101]

fear sephiroth for he has squeaky shoes!

[InuzukaMao]

DON'T INTERRUPT ME WHILE IM TALKING TO SUSIE!

[maia4825]

LOL! I can't stop laughing at Sephiroth! First it's the whole Susie thing, then it's-

"I can't remember how to f***ing read!"

"A,B,C,Q,7,11...Son of a bitch!"

[humanlordHD]

lmao sephiroth cant read

[turnerbattosai]

Hey, that sounds like it's from FMA Brotherhood. What's that OST song called?

[ElricSowrd]

1:20- It's says right here in this book...! XD

1:53- More squeaking. XD

3:01- SUSIE. XD

3:50- Is this Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood music?

[TheLanydx]

Awesome.

[FinalFantasyLov3r124]

Lol i love the bit with Sephiroth and the books xD

[raidengodfang10]

read this cloud red fish blue fish

[LPfreakGirl7]

Just one word: EPIC xDDD

[FaerieApprentice]

Sephiroth reads romance novels and children's novels. and the origin of his squicky shoes.

[fdjjeuvideo]

lol



[SilverLassard]

0:54 always disturbs me...

[linkfan160]

Mommy....I brought you some pie..

[Dasjames123]

haha great i thought you stopped making episodes glad there still going

[akirasingingheart]

Whoever does Sephiroth's voice is amazing.

[mrcoleman1991]

2:46 woo return of the "bleh"!!! =P

[1frthrdio]

"Mommy...I've brought you some pie."

[ff7mkd4125]

"I don't remember how to fucking read!"

"a b c q 7 11 SON OF A BITCH!!!!"

Lol who ever dose sephiroth's voice is perfect

[yuffe95]

HAHAHA XDDD need a Yuffie voice acter if so, Im down for it!

Also Im good at Marlene! xDDDDDDDDDD THIS IS EPIC! XDDD

[biospark96]

3:06 u replaced jenova with susie but i can still see it on the pipe on the left

[ThreadstoTwelve]

I totally love Barret in these

[FEGirl17]

OH!! You used Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood music!! FMA Brotherhood is the BOMB!!

[favreg17]

wasnt zack involved in this before he died

[PamsPlace41]

@favreg17 Yeah, but with Cloud, his memory is kind of messed up from the severe mako poisoning that he had towards the end of FF7 Crisis Core. I could be wrong because I've never played this FF7 game, I've only played Crisis Core and Dirge of Cerberus, but from how I understood it, I think that Cloud pretty much has partial amnesia. I could be wrong though, anyways, if I'm right, I hope this helps.

[favreg17]

@PamsPlace41 so he forgot the guy responsible for wher ended up

and the whole carry legacy thing???

[PamsPlace41]

@favreg17 He remembers everything towards the end of the original FF7 game after him and Tifa fall into the lifestream. After that happens he remembers Zack and everything else. As I said in my last comment, I could be wrong about the whole partial amnesia thing, that's just how I understood it. I've never played the original FF7 game, I've only played Crisis Core and Dirge of Cerberus. All I know about the original FF7 game is what I've read and watched online.

[ArtisticSpaz]

@PamsPlace41 OMG SPOILERS!

[PamsPlace41]

@ArtisticSpaz Yeah, sorry. I was just answering a question. Please don't take offense to it.

[ArtisticSpaz]

@PamsPlace41 Oh don't worry I didn't. Y'see "OMG spoilers" is kind of an old joke from our very first abridged series. Though you might want to put like a *spoilers warning* type thing when you do a comment like that so people who do care about spoilers will know not to read it. Peace 8D

[PamsPlace41]

@ArtisticSpaz Oh, okay, thanks I'll be sure to do that if I leave any comments like that from now on. Hey, you're one of the guys who helped make these parodys aren't you? Your name sounds familiar. If I'm not mistaken, aren't you the guy who did Angeals voice in the Crisis Core parody? If you are than I just wanted to say that you've done such a great job with the voice acting. Anyways, thanks for the advice.

[ArtisticSpaz]

@PamsPlace41 Thank you for the praise and I'm also the guy who wrote episodes 7 and 8 8D.....which kyol has yet to give me credit in the descriptions for it so I may let it scratch my ego D8

[PamsPlace41]

@ArtisticSpaz Your welcome. All of you guys and girls did a great job with the voices and the scripts. In my honest opinion, this is seriously the best parody of the FF7 series. You all are really funny, keep up the good work. By the way, I was just wondering if you guys were going to do the movie too, and if you guys do, are you guys going to do the complete version or the regular version? You all don't have to if you don't want too, I was just wandering is all.

[ArtisticSpaz]

@PamsPlace41 I think we might lol...kyols first editing job was an advent children dub...never will it see the light of day again...nor will the KH:CoM one we did...*shutters*

[SonsofSatire]

@PamsPlace41 .....wow I don't check Youtube for a few days and I miss a whole conversation between you and Spaz. XD

I want to finish this series up with a Complete parody. Like Spaz said, Advent Children was my very first dub (God was it awful) and we're doing FF7 in chronological order. We covered Crisis Core and Last Order, now we do FF7, then Advent Children.

[PamsPlace41]

@SonsofSatire Okay, I've seen the Crisis Core and Last Order dubs that you guys made and so far I've seen all of the FF7 ones. I'm excited to see how the rest of this one and Advent Children turn out. You know how there's two different versions of Advent Children? There's Advent Children Complete for blu-ray and the regular Advent Children for DVD. Advent Children Complete shows more scenes that wasn't in the original movie. I was wandering which version of the movie that you guys are gonna do.

[JRevengeavengerY]

Wait, no Star Wars quotes?

[JRevengeavengerY]

You guys never disappoint :)

What about...(Music goes silent) hmm what about..uh, what about...THIS BOOK (music goes to chorus)

xD

[DoomLord1567]

it was easy to read once i figured out that (-b+/-(square root)b^2-4(ac))over 2a!

[DigidesteinedSayian]

@DoomLord1567 I think that the quad equation is hard to do on the computer without the square root symbol and the division thingy

[Raiden3651]

Forgot how many stairs she fell down.

[mellokeehl]

"I can't remember how to fucking read!" Will probably be my favorite line ever from Uplift/Seph.

[ReaperFury64]

Love the part where Sephiroth was learning how to read.

[awsomeness234]

awesome job guys. "be careful what you wish for aerith..." haha! i also love the FMA Brotherhood music in the background!

[khislove12]

I like the way my voice sounds when it echos...its sounds important XD

[DarkKnux09]

Lol i can't really take sephiroth all that seriously cuz of those squeaky shoes! XD

[GodAloneBeTheGlory]

Aeris wants disk 1 to end. That was just so inappropriately funny!

[ShotGroinProductions]

oh the starting scene was hilarious it made laugh so much good work!

[biospark96]

Lol i cant wait 2 see what will happen when they encounter susie on the ship

[Nisinator1]

"I hope Disk 1 ends soon!"

"Careful what you wish for Aerith..."

"Why"

"OOOOOOOOHHH...... nothing!!!"

Favourite XD

[LordBlastKrieg]

bahahahhaa 'carefull what you wish for aerith'

think this is the best one yet

[rinoaandtifa]

lol i cant remember how to read so funny :)

[filipinopenguin6]

LOL FULL METAL ALCHEMIST ABRIDGED REFERENCE WOOOOO

buuuuunnsssss

[SonsofSatire]

@filipinopenguin6 There was an FMA abridged reference in this? O_o

[Rudevald]

@SonsofSatire I guess they r - if he say so

[ArtisticSpaz]

@SonsofSatire so you'll make that pie right >.> <.<

[CrossoverWars]

@SonsofSatire Well you did use a track from FMA Brotherhood's OST.

[Kikadaaf]

@SonsofSatire you forgot to Susie a jenova on the ground :D

[filipinopenguin6]

@SonsofSatire lol 2:43 right? or am i just going crazy

[shadowrose8907]

@SonsofSatire I've never seen FMA Abridged, but I did spot a DBZ Abridged reference in there: "Curse you, hindsight!"

[CardCaptorDeadpool]

@filipinopenguin6 really where?

[DarkBladeAngel]

I can't wait for the Cloud vs Sephiroth fight in Advent Children. The squeaks, especially when he charges at Cloud right before Omnislash, are going to be hilarious!

[PrincessKairi25]

Sephiroth can't read and yet he knows the quadratic equation?!!??!

[ArtisticSpaz]

@PrincessKairi25 DO NOT QUESTION OUR LOGIC, WE THE SONSOFSATIRE ARE ABSOLUTE

[PrincessKairi25]

@ArtisticSpaz Haha I wasn't I think it's hilarious XD

[TwilightChaser37]

aww poor Aerith =( she doesn'tt knooo what's cominn at the endd of disc one x'DD

[Rudevald]

@TwilightChaser37 And Cloud is so Happy xDD

[solidsnakefovever]

this is the best episode yet my faveorite parts are in the librayry WHO THE HECK IS EDWARDO????

I cant remember how to FUCKING READ!!!!!!!!!

[ImpossibilityReason]

Sephiroth: I can't remember how to F*&%#$ read.

Hahahaha.. soo funny!! And Sephiroth reading children's novels is the Library. This is a good episode :).

[LaComudeSessheInu]

He learned he was a Science Experiment.

How did he react?

Weeeell....

Holy Crap! Everything's on fire!

LOOOL!!! THE BEST!!!

[clauslesterkun]

awesome~ness XD that's all i have to say

[ShinraSummonerXII]

I CANT REMEMBER HOW TO F***IN READ!

:D

[Animegirl456]

That was awesome, the beginning with Sephiroth trying to figure out how to read just totally floored me! It's a damn shame your vids don't get more views. Oh well, you still got me! Good job as always!

[OmniCreampuff]

Uplift is my hero

[gokudabomb1]

aww

no opening lyrics

[flame444444]

hahahahahahahaha this is awesome as usual.i cant stop laughing :D

[knuckleheadtori]

This was priceless! The real reason as to why Sephiroth went insane: he didn't know how to read and ended up finding the answers to everything in Doctor Suess books. ;D

[myheartbelongstosos]

OMGOMGOMG!!!! I was SOOOO excited when I saw this was out!!!! Bravo!!! I laughed through the entire thing, especially when you brought back Susie and Sephiroth's squeaky shoes!!!!! YAY!!!!

[WhiteLycanXII]

Thanks guys.

I was having a shitty day, but at least this brightened it up a bit.

[sadstarfish]

cloud:Hey old man are you important to the story?

old man:not at all (jumps into a burning house)

i was loling the entire time

[CardCaptorDeadpool]

I hope it was elder's work, best script yet.

[superduperdude60]

lol the voice acting is soo good!! xD ahaha nice work!!

[MrValentine13]

The music during the Drama Part is fantastic. From where is it?

[SonsofSatire]

@MrValentine13 It's actually from FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. I was looking for a dramatic song to use and I was like, OOOH THAT'S PERFECT. 8D

[AmoloChaz]

'I can't remember how to *BLEEP* read.' had me in hysterics for ages. x

[zaleofsiteb]

This is the best birthday present EVER.

I lol'd muchly.

HOLY CRAP EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!!!

[ArtisticSpaz]

WOw another great episode....wonder who scripted it. Whoever it was deserves a reward kyol



[iAnimePHr34k]

Uplift's Sephiroth is always hilarious xDD

[katethegreat19]

LOL LOL LOL ....SUSIE xD

[xZaCloudx]

"HOLY CRAP, EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!!!"

LOL, I love it! XD

Great acting from EVERYONE! Tifa did great in the reactor, and Sephy was of course priceless. Hope you didn't hurt your throat too much with Cloud there, Kyol! XD Substitute-Aerith was perfectly fine, good job! And shout-out to Barret-dude!

Thanks for bringing us another fun ep, folks!

[animegirl16091]

thank you so much for uploading please make another one

[Byakuyax13]

lol win

[Davidheat1088]

@Byakuyax13 i agree lol

[izmotion]

xD omg, great job with the last minute voicing, pretty awesome job, totally worth the wait xD

[katethegreat19]

Shudo did a great job! xD

Aaah don't say it's a strange throat disease xD It's just overuse and allergies. I'll be back at it as soon as I can ^w^;

So funny as usual, I was sooo looking forward to Sephiroth's bits, and they're awesome xD

[khislove12]

@katethegreat19 we miss you kate hope you get better *sends potion to help kate get better*

[heardofrvb]

A, B, c-C, Q, 7, 11-SON OF A BITCH!

[Tifa326x]

"I can't fucking read" xD

[InfinityxShark]

Sephiroth with Squeaky Shoes = WIN

[WinonaFlammery]

I HAZ BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!

And it's even better than I could've imagined. I LOL-ed at the "One fish, two fish, blue fish"-part xD

Only sad thing is that Kate's trouble with her throat ;_; But the new Aerith is good too xD

[legacy12100]

LOL.

"I can't remember how to F*CKING READ. D8<"

[HeatherZMOE]

2:29 - 2:37 LMFAO :')... my favourite Sons of Satire moment, officially ;D

[longhairlover7]

LOL! I love this!

[gabbykeyser]

aw poor Sephiroth. xD I blame it on Edwardo.

[squall326x]

haha this episode pwns xDDD sephy in the basement was teh best part *o*

well done 8D comic gold