Cows have to fart 2000 pounds of methane gas a day, I ride mine to work and I had to put a filter on it to cut back the gas.What's next, I'll have to wear one in my depends.
The GNOOZE still is superawesome. Sorry for the long absent streak. The new job is a butt kicker. I don't get any internet time anymore. Drat all those sick people.
A good reason not to live in a greenhouse. That and the bugs and the heat.
News Flash carbon dioxide existed before the SUV. Fewer and fewer real light bulbs on the shelves. The mercury filled toxic waste bulbs are catching on. What do you do when the mercury gets into the water supply?
Carbon dioxide from volcanic eruptions to forest fires are a part of life.. What the government needs is to implement reforestation(tree planting) and regulate(limit) cutting trees instead of capping CO2 emissions. CO2 is not a pollutant, it is necessary for plant life...those people want to implement cap n trade to make this a business venture...make money out of other people's hard work. This is obscene and disgraceful. People in the government are now corrupt and greedy.
EPA is now ran by a NUTJOB. Carbon dioxide is a part of nature. We breathe out CO2. Why don't we all stop breathing if we want to stop all CO2. Plants need CO2 and gives off oxygen. Climate change? Well, climate always changes since the start of life here on earth. And this is not caused by CO2. In fact, water vapor gives off heat more than CO2 during it phase changes ...from evaporation and precipitation(condensation)... politicians and judges have no place in this matter. they are clueless.
Global warming is a scam... Yes we do need to take better care of the environment by not dumping toxic chemicals into the biosphere, but the sun is what is driving the temperature of the planet. Always has and always will. BTW Al Gore is an idiot.
The whole green house gas thing was that it is an indirect implecation of possible danger, mainly for those who live less that 2 feet about the current sea level.
I can tell you when there is toxic green house gases, when I have too much ice cream! Lactose, that's what's toxic! Ban that!
Do people really think they can stop the climate from 'changing' anyway?!
CO2 is a perfectly natural gas making up 0.04% of the atmosphere (the Earth will have seen it much higher in its past) -- give or take a few extra parts per million, and what difference will it make?!
I foresee a great future for you. You appear to be quite intelligent and havea very nice sense of humor.
Just be careful-there really is a lot of ;bad' out there--mostly because of the 1700's slaveship Rothschilds bankers who never really left but have central government banks in almost every country-hense-that is why they want a 'one world order' and taxes on air!
I thought having a black president meant we'd get a different president. You know. If you get tired of vanilla, try chocolate. How come this vanilla and chocolate both taste the same and they're both pretty suck? That does it. Next election I'm voting for an okapi. Or maybe a doggie chew toy shaped like an okapi.
I think every high school ought to have a bioenergy project. It's not too tough high schoolers could do it. This kind of freedom of speech is probably going to be suppressed. With methane we could have generation points all over the place with clean energy. What if bio energy could be used to clean the pollutants as well? The idea would be to capture the sun's energy in the most efficient way to cellulose and then convert that to methane (CH4) to be transported to point of use.
The only way that High School kids are going to generate significant electricity is if they build a nuclear pile like that kid in Michigan did years ago.
Cuba needs cars and we need to sell cars. Stupid to complain about their human rights violations while we kiss China's behind and give billions to Israel.
Marta!... you're so lucky you're so far away from me... coz i would be that creepy guy who kept asking you out even if you said no. :)
BTW... if your ever want to see the Victoria Falls I'll show you around... No we won't go to Zimbabwe... the Zambian side is much nicer... And I call that home... But first... you got to promise me a dinner date in Livingstone :) That's in Zambia... I promise I'll be on my best behavior hehe... ;)
Wait a minute - the EPA said the Greenhouse effect is hazardous to our health? Well, gosh, Captain Obvious, thanks for a job well done. How many millions of taxpayer dollars did that study take?
In other news, our economy is in Jeopardy? Kewl - I'll take Bernie Madoff for 300, Alex.
Its all made up scare tactics. Without plants there is no life without the greenhouse effect there is no plants. Buearucratic bs. so they can tax people. And pay banks for carbon units. that should be the first red flag.
According to Nasa if c02 levels became 4 percent of our atmosphere we would sufficate since it is a heavy gas it would displace oxygen. But i know that wont happen. So long as we have oceans and day and night.
Yeah they are.. The thing is c02 goes through cycles or recycles so whats expelled is returned. Mainly from heat and cold. Night and day. Heat is a catalyst that releases c02 while cold condenses it and its absorbed back into the seas.
Yeah but still you break one. you have to evacuate your house for a while according to epa. LEDs are all right but the light frequency doesnt illuminate as effective as the old bulbs.
travel anywhere you would like...you'll be on your own. If your not smart enough to stay out of these places that would like to kill you, we can call this natural selection...and the strong / smart survive.
Why would you want to visit Zimbabwe anyway? Wouldn't that just be depressing? And from your window you'll have an excellent view of the common man on the street, starving.
Great episode, and being lit from below by inefficient bulbs DOES make people look menacing, even you and you normally look so friendly.
"Bush EPA" vs "0bama EPA"... as if a new Puppident has made it any less politicized and/or corporatized... that's a laugh.
does that make me a douchebag too, or maybe you'll look into it more before blindly following 0bama?
you really don't see it? it's a shiny new engine on the same train. same tracks, same destination, same payload. just a darker paint job. it's speeding up... toot, toot - all aboard the Fascism Express!
I hear you airborne373! This global warming 'debate' is far too one sided. Any scientist that tells you he can understand exactly how the climate works is a liar!
That is only the beginning of the conceit though; as if the planet needs us to save it!
You've got to ask: who is funding this research and associated hype?!
I've never heard a legitimate scientist state they know exactly how the climate works. I have however heard them talk about conducting probably studies in which that try to understand what is going on.
That is how science works. You start with a theory and set up a series of measurable and duplicate able experiments to prove your theory. If you get all positives then your theory may be correct. Of course if you are an Industry paid scientist than you start with a bias and use logic fallacies to reach false conclusions, but that is a different discussion.
Of course if you are Joe Dumbass couldnt make it into college then you lick your finger and stick it up in the air. If it gets cold then you deduce that there is no global warming.
Of course if you made it to junior college then the experiments get more sophisticated and are conducted in doors under more controlled conditions. A college student licks their fingers hold it down around their butt and farts. If it gets warm you deduce there must be global warming
Of course if you make it to a university the experiments get even more sophisticated. They do statistical studies holding a match near their butts and farting. If the match blows out more times then not; you deduce there is no global warming.
Of course the soon to be legitimate scientist would call this line of reasoning inconclusive. While there drunken frat house counter parts and soon to be industry scientists would call this definitive proof. There should be little doubt which one will be invited to appear on Fox Noise as an expert on the subject.
This explains why people who pay attention in class statically are more likely to believe in global warming. While Joe Dumbass and this frat brothers will not. Which leads to the ultimate paradox, Joe Dumbass was the only scientist in our group who was a practicing environmentalist. He conserved water by not washing his hands during the sampling.
"Cap and trade, cap and trade..." sounds like a spell the way you say it, kind of like double double toil and trouble. All you needed was the evil witch laugh. Hee Hee Hee.
Cows have to fart 2000 pounds of methane gas a day, I ride mine to work and I had to put a filter on it to cut back the gas.What's next, I'll have to wear one in my depends.
Rockopeetzee 2 years ago
Evil Gnooze is Hawt!!!!!
Budguy68 2 years ago
This was just hilarious! I most loved the fall ...and is it just me or was the "evil shadowy Marta" was sorta a turn on?
kennyvii 2 years ago
can someone please compute the net carbon dioxide output per mega watt for a modern nuclear power plant
& that for a coal fired power plant so we can figure out how many billions of tons of CO2 per year would be kept out of our air if we went nuclear ?
Udooob 2 years ago
come on man there has got to be a way where we can protct the environment and also not crew the economy in this though times,
GREAT AS ALWAYS MARTA
stargirlsusan 2 years ago
Stupid Greenhouse Gases.
ShipwreckedSOS 2 years ago
Are u getting hotter ? ..... i think so.
robi2000 2 years ago
Greenhouse gases??!! Can't blame me,i don't even own a greenhouse!
w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9 2 years ago
Has it been a week already? Keep them coming.
AussieSteve001 2 years ago
I will try one last time. Will you marry me Marta ? :)
kosai19 2 years ago
Hey Marta! Hey Brian!
The GNOOZE still is superawesome. Sorry for the long absent streak. The new job is a butt kicker. I don't get any internet time anymore. Drat all those sick people.
You are still my heros!
Be Well!
Goober
goobersayshey 2 years ago 2
Another great show and thanks
mdrick1 2 years ago
Marta -it's simple science... you rock.. simple!
Keep doing what you do :)
FeverIAm 2 years ago
Foxy Gnooze
Fair, fine & slightly imbalanced
ndvuncle 2 years ago
Global warming is only REAL if your a Dem......I Love your Gnooze Marta :-) Mike....
mike8494 2 years ago
And the world is flat only if you are a Rep
The truth is they are both lying through their teeth representing there respective industries.
Government for Industry = Fascism Democracy = TWO PARTY CABOL
The world is flat. We dont live in a closed system. Industry can do whats best for industry.
Black is white. Up is down. The educational system is working.
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
Global Warming = Scam. Cows put out more pollution than cars ever could.
rogue8649 2 years ago
* NEWSFLASH! *
Global warming is REAL. Please people, read just a *little* about the subject before you post more misinformed garbage.
jnigelj 2 years ago
Your Blagovich wig was great.
Jerricho68 2 years ago
"In the studio" ... ??? Are you serious? You've got a green screen behind you !
lol ...
conspiracy777 2 years ago
A good reason not to live in a greenhouse. That and the bugs and the heat.
News Flash carbon dioxide existed before the SUV. Fewer and fewer real light bulbs on the shelves. The mercury filled toxic waste bulbs are catching on. What do you do when the mercury gets into the water supply?
Jerricho68 2 years ago
Carbon dioxide from volcanic eruptions to forest fires are a part of life.. What the government needs is to implement reforestation(tree planting) and regulate(limit) cutting trees instead of capping CO2 emissions. CO2 is not a pollutant, it is necessary for plant life...those people want to implement cap n trade to make this a business venture...make money out of other people's hard work. This is obscene and disgraceful. People in the government are now corrupt and greedy.
DarthMai 2 years ago
EPA is now ran by a NUTJOB. Carbon dioxide is a part of nature. We breathe out CO2. Why don't we all stop breathing if we want to stop all CO2. Plants need CO2 and gives off oxygen. Climate change? Well, climate always changes since the start of life here on earth. And this is not caused by CO2. In fact, water vapor gives off heat more than CO2 during it phase changes ...from evaporation and precipitation(condensation)... politicians and judges have no place in this matter. they are clueless.
DarthMai 2 years ago
Global warming is a scam... Yes we do need to take better care of the environment by not dumping toxic chemicals into the biosphere, but the sun is what is driving the temperature of the planet. Always has and always will. BTW Al Gore is an idiot.
conciousgood 2 years ago
Maybe in a few months they will be borrowing money from cuba.When china cuts them off.Funny stuff-great show.
xsleef 2 years ago
Marta you have grown so much since I started watching you! You're a lot more relaxed and look like you have a lot of fun doing your show.
You have inspired me.
MallyVision 2 years ago
ur looking hot
jack10133 2 years ago
mikma was here
mikma 2 years ago
Funny Hugo. He is such a publicity hound.
The whole green house gas thing was that it is an indirect implecation of possible danger, mainly for those who live less that 2 feet about the current sea level.
I can tell you when there is toxic green house gases, when I have too much ice cream! Lactose, that's what's toxic! Ban that!
ujdo 2 years ago
Do people really think they can stop the climate from 'changing' anyway?!
CO2 is a perfectly natural gas making up 0.04% of the atmosphere (the Earth will have seen it much higher in its past) -- give or take a few extra parts per million, and what difference will it make?!
JB000001 2 years ago
Energy companies have only been providing what people have wanted to consume.
In running to the government people should be careful about what they are asking for!
JB000001 2 years ago 2
At least incandescent bulbs aren't filled with mercury.
JB000001 2 years ago
I foresee a great future for you. You appear to be quite intelligent and havea very nice sense of humor.
Just be careful-there really is a lot of ;bad' out there--mostly because of the 1700's slaveship Rothschilds bankers who never really left but have central government banks in almost every country-hense-that is why they want a 'one world order' and taxes on air!
kjack5 2 years ago
Have fun in Vegas!
Northern5tar 2 years ago
perfect as always :)
YouWish8 2 years ago
lol, chavez is an attention whore.
batflies 2 years ago
I thought having a black president meant we'd get a different president. You know. If you get tired of vanilla, try chocolate. How come this vanilla and chocolate both taste the same and they're both pretty suck? That does it. Next election I'm voting for an okapi. Or maybe a doggie chew toy shaped like an okapi.
ZachsMind 2 years ago 2
I never realized that lit from beneath = evil. I'm remember that....
biukucanoe 2 years ago
perfect episode Marta
I loved it
fecoki 2 years ago
excellent!
w1e2s3s4k5i6l7e8s9 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
only gnooze manages to make EVERY NEWS STORY LOOK THE SAME.
There's no variety, just recycled voices/jokes/accents.
I'm a subscriber and everything but come on... it's getting kinda boring
Jascx 2 years ago
3:57
tomatetom 2 years ago
I think every high school ought to have a bioenergy project. It's not too tough high schoolers could do it. This kind of freedom of speech is probably going to be suppressed. With methane we could have generation points all over the place with clean energy. What if bio energy could be used to clean the pollutants as well? The idea would be to capture the sun's energy in the most efficient way to cellulose and then convert that to methane (CH4) to be transported to point of use.
hypnofan35 2 years ago
The only way that High School kids are going to generate significant electricity is if they build a nuclear pile like that kid in Michigan did years ago.
FrogKillr 2 years ago
Cuba needs cars and we need to sell cars. Stupid to complain about their human rights violations while we kiss China's behind and give billions to Israel.
PASMdude 2 years ago
Only the Elite in Cuba could afford a car unless the price of a vehicle was dropped to 50 bucks...then the "upper middleclass" (lolz) could buy some.
FrogKillr 2 years ago
I think there would be a huge market here for the vintage American cars they are driving now.
PASMdude 2 years ago 2
yes, but if you have a home and you loose your job you still have a roof over your head and medical care.
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
Call me crazy but.....
Evil Marta is awsome!
AfricanAnime 2 years ago
Marta!... you're so lucky you're so far away from me... coz i would be that creepy guy who kept asking you out even if you said no. :)
BTW... if your ever want to see the Victoria Falls I'll show you around... No we won't go to Zimbabwe... the Zambian side is much nicer... And I call that home... But first... you got to promise me a dinner date in Livingstone :) That's in Zambia... I promise I'll be on my best behavior hehe... ;)
librano 2 years ago
Always a delight to see our Marta!
SonomaDave1 2 years ago
Wait a minute - the EPA said the Greenhouse effect is hazardous to our health? Well, gosh, Captain Obvious, thanks for a job well done. How many millions of taxpayer dollars did that study take?
In other news, our economy is in Jeopardy? Kewl - I'll take Bernie Madoff for 300, Alex.
CommentorX 2 years ago
Seems the EPA is a hazard to everyones health... Especially mental.
Squirelbutt 2 years ago 2
How is it obvious? I still don't see how the greenhouse effect is hazardous to our health.
fatmanprime 2 years ago
Its all made up scare tactics. Without plants there is no life without the greenhouse effect there is no plants. Buearucratic bs. so they can tax people. And pay banks for carbon units. that should be the first red flag.
Squirelbutt 2 years ago
It will only really affect the poorer parts of the world.
Rosky12 2 years ago
How is CO2 hazardous?
There are hazardous greenhouse gases, but that has been known for very, very long.
fatmanprime 2 years ago
greenhouse gasses are hazardous as they are the cause of climate change.
frankodelic 2 years ago
According to Nasa if c02 levels became 4 percent of our atmosphere we would sufficate since it is a heavy gas it would displace oxygen. But i know that wont happen. So long as we have oceans and day and night.
Squirelbutt 2 years ago
Did NASA really say CO2 could displace O2?!
JB000001 2 years ago
They explained in tunnels or deep caves with high concentrations c02 displaces oxygen. Same thing with c02 fire extinguishers.
Squirelbutt 2 years ago
There's only 0.038% carbon dioxide in our atmosphere, so no worry.
fatmanprime 2 years ago 2
Even if it were 4%; the proposition that O2 would somehow be displaced sounds like a joke!
(You'd think they were just trying to scare us or something wouldn't you?!)
JB000001 2 years ago
Yeah they are.. The thing is c02 goes through cycles or recycles so whats expelled is returned. Mainly from heat and cold. Night and day. Heat is a catalyst that releases c02 while cold condenses it and its absorbed back into the seas.
Squirelbutt 2 years ago
Thats exactly why im not worryied.. :D
Squirelbutt 2 years ago
that was ok
lights21002003 2 years ago
The heavy breathing made me feel funny, not sure why.
Great episode, you rock Martha.
kmi187 2 years ago
Yeah they get rid of our light bulbs and replace them with mecury chinese bulbs. Go figure.
Squirelbutt 2 years ago 3
the mercury in cfl's is a problem, yeah. you can get low mercury cfl's though. LED's should be affordable soon and have no mercury.
frankodelic 2 years ago
Yeah but still you break one. you have to evacuate your house for a while according to epa. LEDs are all right but the light frequency doesnt illuminate as effective as the old bulbs.
Squirelbutt 2 years ago
"..."maybe Kenya?"
You're always so funny,
madithekilljoy 2 years ago
Yeah, Marta! Woohoo, folks are briefly listening to scientists! Cool "evil" lighting! Great dialogue betw US and Cuba!
Have a great time in Vegas! :)
DookofHDP 2 years ago
And thanks for the heads-up on that tree in the lung - hadn't heard of that:
It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.
jx14aby 2 years ago
"I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me"
That's what she said.
CommentorX 2 years ago
Woohooo Vegas!
Moviebro 2 years ago
travel anywhere you would like...you'll be on your own. If your not smart enough to stay out of these places that would like to kill you, we can call this natural selection...and the strong / smart survive.
I love gnooze.....thanks!
jettbugg 2 years ago
Why would you want to visit Zimbabwe anyway? Wouldn't that just be depressing? And from your window you'll have an excellent view of the common man on the street, starving.
Great episode, and being lit from below by inefficient bulbs DOES make people look menacing, even you and you normally look so friendly.
Loreki 2 years ago
Ground Zero Air = OK!
Exhaled Breath/Air for Plants = POISON!!!1
I wouldn't trust the EPA if they were the last politicized and corporatized department within the executive administration.
Save the Plants - Breath Out
PwndByTheFed 2 years ago
PwndByTheFed - you're talking about Bush's EPA (the Environment Pwnd Agency). This decision was made by Obama's EPA.
They're finally recognizing what the scientific community has known for years, that the greenhouse gas emitted by humans is causing climate change.
frankodelic 2 years ago
"Bush EPA" vs "0bama EPA"... as if a new Puppident has made it any less politicized and/or corporatized... that's a laugh.
does that make me a douchebag too, or maybe you'll look into it more before blindly following 0bama?
you really don't see it? it's a shiny new engine on the same train. same tracks, same destination, same payload. just a darker paint job. it's speeding up... toot, toot - all aboard the Fascism Express!
free your mind and your ass will follow.
PwndByTheFed 2 years ago
Because you voted for obamas epa that makes them right. .LOL... So your saying People breathing causes season change.. What a moron...
Squirelbutt 2 years ago
PwndByThe Fed - Great comment.
airborne373 2 years ago
Go to Google video and watch "The Great Global Warming Swindle."
Did you know Al Gore owns one of the banks you will be forced to buy carbon credits from?
Mussolini had a name for "cap and trade" he called it Fascism.
airborne373 2 years ago
airborne... you're such a douchebag. go away, take your conspiracy theories and just go away.
frankodelic 2 years ago
frankodelic - lol, Have seen your comments b4 and I know you are a troll so I won't bother debating with you.
Sorry your so angry at the world.
airborne373 2 years ago
I hear you airborne373! This global warming 'debate' is far too one sided. Any scientist that tells you he can understand exactly how the climate works is a liar!
That is only the beginning of the conceit though; as if the planet needs us to save it!
You've got to ask: who is funding this research and associated hype?!
JB000001 2 years ago 2
I've never heard a legitimate scientist state they know exactly how the climate works. I have however heard them talk about conducting probably studies in which that try to understand what is going on.
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
That is how science works. You start with a theory and set up a series of measurable and duplicate able experiments to prove your theory. If you get all positives then your theory may be correct. Of course if you are an Industry paid scientist than you start with a bias and use logic fallacies to reach false conclusions, but that is a different discussion.
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
Of course if you are Joe Dumbass couldnt make it into college then you lick your finger and stick it up in the air. If it gets cold then you deduce that there is no global warming.
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kykyky2000743 2 years ago
Of course if you made it to junior college then the experiments get more sophisticated and are conducted in doors under more controlled conditions. A college student licks their fingers hold it down around their butt and farts. If it gets warm you deduce there must be global warming
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
Of course if you make it to a university the experiments get even more sophisticated. They do statistical studies holding a match near their butts and farting. If the match blows out more times then not; you deduce there is no global warming.
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
But, if the room fills with the smell of burnt butt hair. Ah, then that is definitive proof that global warming is a problem. At least in that room.
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
Of course the soon to be legitimate scientist would call this line of reasoning inconclusive. While there drunken frat house counter parts and soon to be industry scientists would call this definitive proof. There should be little doubt which one will be invited to appear on Fox Noise as an expert on the subject.
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
This explains why people who pay attention in class statically are more likely to believe in global warming. While Joe Dumbass and this frat brothers will not. Which leads to the ultimate paradox, Joe Dumbass was the only scientist in our group who was a practicing environmentalist. He conserved water by not washing his hands during the sampling.
kykyky2000743 2 years ago
This is one of the best! I'm most scary cause I am light from beneath with an incandescent bulb! MUAH HA
halizzle 2 years ago
You've got a studio?
jx14aby 2 years ago
Can we talk.
bornbillsmith 2 years ago
Real science??!!! OMFG
Incandescent bulb=evil, lmao
"Cap and trade, cap and trade..." sounds like a spell the way you say it, kind of like double double toil and trouble. All you needed was the evil witch laugh. Hee Hee Hee.
And poor poor Hugo Chavez, what a maroon!
Have a safe trip Marta!!!
SpeedRacer275 2 years ago
ahh nothing like gnooze first thing in the morning :)
WeskJago 2 years ago 4
Another great video!! 5*
fghnpoma 2 years ago 3
Marta send or post a link on the human greenhouse will ya!
You look diabolical, sure!
yrulooknatme 2 years ago
Morning gnooze
Smiled Very Good
pigmydmm
pigmydmm 2 years ago
hahaha loved it :)
ur the best marta
vigilantvillan 2 years ago 2