Duel of the Fates: What they're really saying

[andiitsgone345]

Lol corn on haha

[BaconheimerOX]

mAKE Star Wars Singalong edition!

[DunnyDay]

I would have given you an LMAO!!!.... But there was a small problem... I was Splitting my sides and crying out loud in laughter!!!! I had to play the vid three times just to get all the way through it!!! Hill--Airee-Us!!! Man oh man... I'm so tired now... Total Cereal--- OMG!!! you crossed the line, buddy!!!! (Leffin' so hard as I type this.... OFROFLHH!!!) Kudos!!! Dunny

[whitelightning003]

In a Nebraska Far, Far away...

[wookieprod]

XD XD XD XD ROFL X10 i love the way u done this i like the bit when they say Now You Try TUNA!!!!!

[summiepriest]

That was fucking funny dude lol

[MrBrickmaster101]

Hahaha LMFAO cyber jesus and milk cow thumps up for this video!

[Churbowski]

milk cow fun!!!



[halofan464]

This is how you pronounce it. Korah Matah Korah Rahtahmah Korah Rahtamah Yoodhah Korah Korah Syahdho Rahtahmah Daanyah Korah Keelah Daanyah Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah Korah Daanyah Korah Rahtahmah Korah Daanyah Korah Rahtahmah Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah Korah Korah Matah Korah Rahtahmah Korah Daanyah Korah Rahtahmah Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah Korah Now you try...TUNA!

[unphc]

TOTAL CEREAL COMES FROM MILK COW!

[501201army]

CORN COB

[continuum007xb]

ORDER NEUTRON BOMB!

[TinnedWaffles]

Now I'll never be able to hear this any other way XD

[jjobie]

ROFL

[TheGambitcard]

"Milk cow fun!" Sounds like a Japanese game show.

[nikushim666]

The lyrics are really segments from 14th century welsh poem called battle of trees written in the welsh language. The poem was converted to the Sanskrit language to give the choir a more subtle and ominous sound. Though it might aswell be "corn cob" becuse after multiple language translations it lost all structure and became nonsensical gibberish, such as the first verse translated to english is "Dreadful, head, dreadful, speak, give" second verse is "Dreadful, speak, give, battle, dreadful"

[rosstripi]

Don't talk shit about total.

[homelesshannah50]

now every time I eat corn on the cob I will think of this video vive la corncob!

[crazyguy20403]

awesome

[J4K31]

CORN ON THE COBBBBB

CORN ON THE KEBAAAABBBBBB

[DCHSVideoCrew]

@epicrandomguy actually they're reciting Latin words from a poem.

[Flom519]

@DCHSVideoCrew actually it's Sanskrit

[FeraligatrMasterGX]

Such a mystical CORN COB!!!!! XD

[starflame34]

I want some tuna.

[Arwyroe]

Well this is corny...

[ChaosAvatar24]

OMG i died when it said milk cow fun

[456Banjobecky]

lol love the corn ending

[macandcheese306]

dont talk shit about total!

--tourettes guy reference

[natesworld2K]

I LOLed so hard that I crapped myself.

[natesworld2K]

LOL

[TheBrickmaster87]

cyborg jesus and milk cow fun LOL XD funneh man funneh

[Srinathor]

total milk cow fun ... is it just me or does it sound dirty

[crazyhooka]

lol best thing to watch when you are flat out drunk

[highjumper5ft]

i'm lovin this.

[EpicRandomGuys]

this is a funny video because what theyre actually saying "ahhhh" theyre singing opera duh

[DarkWolf359]

LMAO. This gave a good laugh.

[CheeseTableMan]

This is hiarious, no one could have figured this out!

[egannon21]

Total earlobe?

[soulierpaul]

obviously he likes Total! Cereal and Corn on the Cob... who can blame him though... :D

[speeddegreez]

LMFAO i cant stop laughing!!! how the hell did you come up with this random shit hahaha. you are brilliant!

[camtehman1]

I was showed this video in florida when it was new. i figured thered be like 3 mil views. this is bull shit!

[asswaxer100]

This is just plain stupid.

[Salmon0fKnowledge]

This is pretty creepy- in almost every epic misheard lyrics video I've seen tuna is metioned. Look up 'Globus Preliator Misheard lyrics'

[roflwafflaz]

CORN COB!!

[majorpayne2010]

TOTAL!!

[LordSnoeckx]

Cyborg Jesus!

[MrTaylorowns]

This deserves over 100 million views!

[jonasbrofan154]

I just fell out of my chair because....I forgot the the volume was on FULL blast....

and when I turned it on the house just exploded scaring the crap outta me!!

[cararabine6928]

it makes alot of sense

[BrandonWestbrook1993]

i used to think this song was peaceful...but now i here its TRUE words....it shills me to the bone to i know (o.O)

[MajorasWrathsMask]

You just had to say stuff during the lulls didn't you.

[Rustymonkey567]

Cannot unhear.

[skippytroll]

Actual (Welsh) words: Khara, Matha, Khara, Rath Amah Khara, Rath Amah, Yuddha, Khara Khara, Syada, Rath Amah, Dai Ya Khara, Ki La, Dan Ya Niha, Ki La, Khara, Rath Amah Syada, Ki La, Khara, Rath Amah Khara, Dan Ya, Khara, Rath Amah Khara, Dan Ya, Khara, Rath Amah Niha, Ki La, Khara, Rath Amah Syada, Ki La, Khara, Rath Amah Khara Khara, Matha, Khara, Rath Amah Khara, Dan Ya, Khara, Rath Amah Niha, Ki La, Khara, Rath Amah Syada, Ki La, Khara, Rath Amah Khara

[Zer0Commentary]

I laughed so much at cyborg jesus.

[TheKillroyCo]

This is fucking brilliant

[phonecpus]

man i have no life :)) funny stuff :))

[MrAaronforpresident]

now i'm hungry for total cereal

[Soundofstereos]

First time I've laughed to a YouTube video for a while.

[nhelser1]

i havent laughed so hard in a longgggg time

[DragonKing181989]

The words are in Sanskrit which has no written language it is used for vocals to add dramatic effect to things.

[icemancotour]

haha funny but they dont have to be speaking english to be singing. and for some reason the chewbacca voice scared meh.

[BIONICLE7628]

favorite video On Youtube

[424242qwerty]

Corn cobs have never been so epic.

[venomfanatic]

lol cyborg jesus! xD



[sithgirl13]

TOTAL CEREAL TOTAL COMES FROM CYBORG JESUS NOT THE PRINCIPAL!

so technically that part is saying that total cereal comes from cyborg jesus, who is not the principal?

[elmessin]

i liked this song before i saw this i will never look at it the same

[jpokerstar1]

hEY, What you are supposed to do is take out the music and slow it down or you don't get accuratte results

[AvatarState51]

Oh no...Not the Tuna!

[billiam837]

cyborg jesus

[SurrySuds]

This song should be renamed Total Corn Cob.

[ShizukaAssassin]

*This comment is not mine, but I found it too hilarious, I found it on a different video*

corn on..the cob...corn on...the kabob ..corn of...Canada....you try....tuna...total...cereal ...come from a..milk cow..total....teacup....fagot.­­.total cereal...total comes from...cyborg Jesus ,total comes from...total!!..Dracula!!!...t­­otal!!!!!...milk cow fun!!!!!!

[LeftoverJedi]

I could go for some corn on the cob.

[bibliophilecb]

Such a mystic corn cob!

[ja1lbreakr0cks]

this actually makes sense

[Aronotto]

:D

Corn of Canada...

EPIC!

[ja1lbreakr0cks]

@Aronotto that actually makes sense

[changingowl10]

Haha!! Epic! xDDDD

[maaladca1]

LOL MILK COW FUN!!

[1212Blackops]

Every time I eat corn, cereal, or a Kabob of any type, I'll hear this song now

[Ebb1993isgreat]

I guess John Williams must really like corn on the cob.

[xucphra6]

chewy scared me D:

[ja1lbreakr0cks]

try corn on the kabob

[TechnicFan51]

after having listened to this this song many times, i know it with the lyrics (and not YAYAAAA YAYAYAAA like before) i wrote the lyrics on 4 sheets, gave it to my 4 maddest friends and we sing it nearly all the time when we are together x) craziest than us is impossible ! XD we also made an adaptation of the duel in the movie in real life with super special effects : no need any stereo, tv, machine.. there are 2 guys who sing, and 3 who fight ^^ must see it

[Ninja52366]

15 people don't like corn on the cob

[guitarifythis]

i enjoy acid as well

[Drakki100]

hahahahaahahah xD

[marcellogobbi]

Cyborg Jesus not the principal!!! XD

[AnnihilatorCZ]

I haven't laughed like this in months!

[AinsleyInYourPants]

I Want to know were u order that nutron bomb plz

[Wimpoman]

rofl!!!!

[Senza32]

Lol Akari I love this.

[1l1kep138D]

hahahahahaha thats awesome how u made the whole song over :DDD

[MrVinovin]

corn of canada wtf

total ceral comes from milk cow wtf

[MrVinovin]

corn of canada wtf

[BeistMowde]

wow totally epic love the corn cob at the end nearly pissed myself laughing. just brilliant.

[evilferris]

Dude, that was tits!

[jonny51salive]

LOL!!! LOL!!! I CANT BREATH!!!

[sitonmyface34]

I actually sang this piece with a symphony and 400 person choir. It's incredible. I remember all of the words and yet this still works it's damn way in there.

[idrownfishify]

@sitonmyface34 where did you get a 400 person choir?

[sitonmyface34]

@idrownfishify In the Omaha area there is a thing called Choir Collaborative where 6-7 of the best varsity or concert choirs are split into two big choirs and perform major pieces then one final piece together at the end. This was the piece my senior year.

[ChillyDawg219]

@sitonmyface34 what r the real lyrics?

[nicholai10]

@ChillyDawg219 korah matah korah rathamah korah rathamah yuddha korah korah syado rathamah danya korah keelah danya neyhoa keelah korah rathamah syado keelah korah rathamah korah danya korah rathamah korah danya korah rathamah nehoa keelah korah rathamah syado keelah korah rathamah korah korah matah korah rathamah korah danya korah rathamah nehoa keelah korah rathmaha syado keelah korah rathmaha korah. :)

[sitonmyface34]

@nicholai10 Thank you, I didn't want to have to dig up the lyrics to post it.

[AnnihilatorCZ]

@sitonmyface34 Well then, what did you sing there?

[Entrycut]

@sitonmyface34 well what are the actuall words?

[Peter007999]

such a mystical corn cob :o

[2134hi]

What the... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is hilarious!

[masterplusmargarita]

Wow, this video seriously needs a lot more views. It's just goddamn hilarious, and one of my all time favourite videos on the 'Tube.

[SujanraAcoma]

Your introduction is stupid.

[swimant0]

I could not catch my breath I was laughing so hard!!! "total cereal, comes from cyborg Jesus" Killed me!!!

[zackjazz413]

I dont think slowing this down will help you get the lyrics.

[TheOneTheyCallTurner]

idk if its because its 3 AM and i'm incredibly bored...but i laughed so fucking hard its insane

[JediKnight988]

Your Right, You Don't Have A Life

[homelesshannah50]

OMG!! I can't see for all the crying this had me ROLLING!!

[grayhairs519]

Someone must've really liked corn on the cob. Thank you so much for posting this! XD I needed something to cheer me up today and that was it. Thank you.

[ShadowofCalifornia]

Jeez, I think these singers didn't eat breakfast...or dinner....

[hkobb7]

The lyrics are in Sanskrit. You were close though. Rather than Cyborg Jesus, it should be Cyborb Shiva.

[Edudn01]

@MyNissan370z I know that already. I've known it since before you had told me in the first time.

[Aikidopoi]

Aww man, Cyborg Jesus isn't the principal...

[Edudn01]

This made me LOL hard. Epic!!! :D

[syrigollen0311]

Who knew corn on the cob would be so epic....

[Petergriffin172]

Cyborg Jesus made me rofl

[Petergriffin172]

Cyborg Jesus made me rofl

[ArchangelOfTheMoon]

Haha cyborg jesus!

[FinancialProdigy202]

Fuckin hilarious man, great job

[Shmaaaaa]

shish-kabob!!! got me laughing so hard lol

[jigley9higley]

Corny. :-)

[iceburg008]

lol wrong beginging real lyrics for beggining:

corn on the cob corn on the

KABOB

[iceburg008]

favorites

cooooorn cob!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you try tuna!!!

totallllll teacup!!!

[amordramon22]

The part of cyborg Jesus was not funny at all, that ruined everything. Have you no shame?

[X8billiam8X]

@amordramon22 that WAS funny. Have you no balls?

[iceburg008]

@amordramon22 it dose reuin everything but really corn cob and stuff is funny

[iceburg008]

@amordramon22 ive learned bad truth you are completely wrong the actually wrong it is written in sanskrit

Kor-ah, Mah-tah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah.

Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Yood-hah, Kor-ah.

Kor-ah, Syahd-ho. Rah-tah-mah, Daan-yah. Kor-ah, Kee-lah, Daan-yah.

Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah.

thats the lyrics for this and its buedist and hinduism talk

[gogonimago]

@iceburg008 Dude this is a joke man go buy a sense of humor damn nerds on the internet are breeding way too fast...

[iceburg008]

@gogonimago oh

[gogonimago]

@iceburg008 haha you didn't realize he was kidding? Wow...

[gogonimago]

@amordramon22 what are you racist against all ruling robots?

[ALHAJ79]

that...was...hilarious.

[gogonimago]

Oh man I couldn't stop laughing haha this is hilarious!

[semmble2k7]

lol Isnt total a kind of cereal?

[semmble2k7]

lol

[30guitarperson]

Weird, I used to think it was corn in the cob

[skullzd00de]

You guys have alot of time on your hands.This video was awesome!

[LaurelleStars]

I'll never eat corn again without laughing

[theonecalleddill]

@LaurelleStars or cereal. or shish kabobs.

[ImperialTau]

@LaurelleStars Ill never read this comment again without laughing!

[scifu1]

Holy hell this is funny. I used to love this song now all I hear is corn on the Cobb. Great job.

[battlemedic345]

This is made of WIN

[wendysremix]

Cyborg jesus

[hotboi745]

did you try playing it backwards....?

[Sentinel4truth]

Hahahahahaha!!! so funny!!

[youjustgotkaijied]

milk cow fun sounds like a normal Wednesday for me :/

[Stiengrabber]

@darrensak They know it's not the real lyrics but nice on finding out the real lyrics. They were just doing this as a joke.

[darrensak]

you are completely wrong the actually wrong it is written in sanskrit

Kor-ah, Mah-tah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah.

Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Yood-hah, Kor-ah.

Kor-ah, Syahd-ho. Rah-tah-mah, Daan-yah. Kor-ah, Kee-lah, Daan-yah.

Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah.

Kor-ah, Daa-nyah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah.

Kor-ah, Daa-nyah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah.

Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Daan-yah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah!

[iceburg008]

@darrensak you mean hinduism and bu`ddest langugee!?!?!?!?

i hate star wars

[darrensak]

@iceburg008 then why the hell are you watching this video stupid

[ReikTerralt]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool Congrats to you an your friends for such incredible imagination xP

[TooManyPuppies215]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I hate you. Now that's what I'm gonna think about when I hear it.

[BigBlue0002]

LoL... Hilarious. "Two "thumbs-up" for your creativity... That damn mystical corn cob... Too funny.

[cjammproduction]

man, i have no life xD hahaha thats great

[cpPaulnash]

O.K. So if you take some words away from the entire thing, it will leave you with;

Cyborg Jesus doesn't like Dracula,loves milk cow fun and orders Neutron Bombs!!!!!

Sort of what IGFshadowmuffins said; It's a message!

[waprice1]

looked this up on star wars wiki- its actually a poem set to music sung in welsh ( a language from that little sticky-out bit next to england).

[Shadowseeker100]

lol...i cant listen to the song with out adding these words in now :P

[MrMcChewy]

LOL!!!!! You sir, are a genius! This was hilarious! I'm wiping tears outta' me eyes!

[John357C]

"Total cereal comes from Jesus not the princible" lmao!

[sirdawg]

Cute, but you should tag this Comedy as well.

[PsychadelicParadise]

4:43 Ultimate Jedi Lightsaber

[shadowvowed187]

LOL Cyborg jesus XD

[shadowvowed187]

Its Corn on The COb!

[MrDiecore]

i sometimes think they're saying 'son of vegeta, son of kakarot'

and i expect the next line to be KAMAHAMAHA!!

[DanceMyStyle]

Total earlobe on the typical sort of people. Such a mystical corn cob.