Battery Operated SANTA CLAUS Vintage Tin Toy 1950's Japan NEW in box at Connectibles

[CarnivoreAJ]

I'm pretty sure that's not the sound of an Angel getting it's wings.

[languajephillio]

NO SANTA NO

[logorrhea]

It's horrid. I want one to scare my significant other...

[ometta7]

That's it. I'm officially Jewish now. Happy Hanukkah, everybody!

[CommentWriter95]

i dont get how this HAPPENS does nobody who works with these kinds of things ever stop and say "gee. this doesnt look right."

[andy86i]

he watches you sleep. pray you are not on the naughty list.

[Niobesnuppa]

That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway. o_o

[Overdosemetal]

I see Cthulhu has possessed Santa.

[llamacrap467]

I HATE IT. I HATE IT SO BAD.

[rskski]

Why *aren't* there more horror movies taking place on Christmas?

[HonkyAssZach]

make sure to leave your soul by the fire place for Santa, kiddies!!!!

[manhackmatt]

the horror

[tricksterhuaun]

He's gonna kill you in your sleep.

[RMTPROPERTIES]

cracked.com



[llamacrap467]

@RMTPROPERTIES Damn them for showing me this.

[LikaLaruku]

Alms for the damned, alms for the damned.....

[Arctophile2000]

You guys are exaggerating.  I don't feel like I'm in any dangirehyeiruahtiow4jgoi4wjt4w­ejtoiw4j AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SmileyJuniah]

fuck that shit

[MrSoloscreationz]

oh shit that looks like a puppet master doll

[hamstergeisha76]

My mother has one of these. She got it when she was five, then she would take it out and put it on display during Christmas time. It creeped me out until luckily one Christmas Eve it quit working when I was about 19.

[miyalana]

Makes me wonder what is in that box he appears to be offering me...

[randomovieguy]

I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN LIKE WRAPPING PAPER AND DECK THE HALLS WITH YOUR GUTS

[haircutbob2]

@randomovieguy I watched that episode yesterday!

[sugreev2001]

Oh look,it's the vintage Kim il-Sung Santa figurine.

[girlmeetsyume]

>made in Japan

I should've known...

[duel1]

Those eyes... They stare into my very soul...

[superkays]

pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel... soul sold separately

[Dradeeus]

A very "Death Note" Christmas.

[HyperXcube]

Imagine you are walking alone in an unknown dark corridor, then suddenly this toy start working just in front of you....they should add a demonic "Ho Ho Ho' and we're good for a heart attack.

[TheSevenCamels]

@HyperXcube Actually I think the silent twitching is more than enough for that.

[mhkarate]

The Japanese apparently feel that Christmas is, well, terrifying.

[LawrenceSouljah]

@mhkarate Be thankful it didn't have tentacles.

[plixplop]

Bad or good... Sinter Klaus cares not for these trivialities

[SammEater]

I think this is the "Sandy Claws" Jack Skellington was looking for.

[SammEater]

And I though the Coca-Cola Santa was creepy, this one is Made in Hell. hahah.

[Vheeri]

Satan's gotta make money somehow

[Wyrmses]

Give me your so-ho-houl.

[Altherix]

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee!

[TheTorigoma]

@Altherix Nice one! lol



[DarthAzmul]

Its Satan Claus!!!Also Cracked.

[charyoshi1]

he sees you when you're sleeping.....

he knows when you're awake...

Hͧͬ͐ͦͤ̚̕҉̢̢̜̩̻̺̺̜ͅE͆ͫ̃̅ͭ̈́ͮͯ̽͌̏­̸̘̥̲̝͔̪̦͈͇̣̯̝͚ͣ̒͐̈́̄̇͋̀͟͠͠ ̵̴̢̮͙̲̣̪̝̮͓̗̝̟̗̠̗̱̟͈͔͒͋͌ͭͩ̉̉͝ͅ­C̢̢͓̣̱̩̤̤̻̯̣̼̥͎̋̃͛ͤ͆ͮͪ͊̐ͪͅͅŐͨ­̶̣̤̼̪̼̙̤̻̞̣̖̰̮̤̦͈̆͌̐͌̄́͢͜͞ͅͅMͬ­̼̗̝̠̩̺̺̞͓͈̩̟̀͑ͣ̈ͣ̒̎ͥ͑̓̆ͩ̆̂̓̚̕͞­Ë̳͚̻̯̣͔̦̠̗͙̰̺̥̺ͥ̋̓̅̄͂͆̆ͯ̈́̽͑͟͠­̱S̵̴̸̢͓͖̭̩͍̤̟͍̫͍̰͚̣͚̤͗ͫ̆͛ͥ͛͞

[HawkGTboy]

Why TF do his EYES GLOW?!

[drksilent333]

wait HTC? the phone company?

[gangsteratran]

Reminds me of Chucky from Childs Play

[MegRocks88]

Mother Of God... (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

[DarkVtran]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[glowworm2]

And this is why I'm glad that I'm Jewish.

[G4Br1ELCLM]

Cracked and creepy japanese decorations...Why am I not surprised ?

[Jahkaivah]

BOW DOWN

BOW DOWN

BEFORE THE POWER OF SANTA

OR BE CRUSHED

BE CRUSHED

BY... HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM

[mlaridon]

aaagh! It's sucking out my soul. . . must look away. . .

[DigitalReplicant]

Have a very SCARY Christmas! ....His little handless nubbinz are cute! lol

[Arveyan]

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

[CyewWayne]

Have you ever noticed that "Santa" rearranged is "Satan"?

[FiveofHearts1]

He sees you when you're sleeping.....

He knows when you're awake......

[Karimbus1]

What is that in his left hand? A bomb? A box of souls?

[runningonreserve]

loll... hear the little jingle bells...

wait... my speakers are turned off :O where is that noise coming from????

[lukeguy97]

:(

[LeoCallie2]

KILL IT WITH FIRE



[Genio1337]

@LeoCallie2 No, Holly Water will do...

[NuevoReNovado]

@LeoCallie2 Santa fears not your mortal fire, in fact, he comes out of your fireplace.

[AshCosgrove]

Look out Earth, I'm dreaming of a RED CHRISTMAS.

[ThunderCavalier]

*hides under bed*

[PsychoticSnake]

Does the concept of a "prototype" elude these people?!

[MrDyrn]

Santa? SANTA SAY SOMETHING!!!

[ChinaLizard]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [takes breath] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GuywithaSilkBowtie]

I SHALL FEED ON YOUR AETHER, CHILDREN.

[jux4life]

KILL IT NOW!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

[franciscojavierm]

"Available at..." Nice because I am planning to buy a way to not sleep at night.

[sayatakpunyanama]

oh god, no, god, no.

[RiskyCricket]

Japan? Of course Japan! Why NOT Japan?!

[KimmyRose12]

@RiskyCricket Why not Zoidberg?

(V)(;,,;)(V)

[RiskyCricket]

@KimmyRose12 Woobwoobwoobwoobwoobwoob!

[Little8Butterflyx]

@RiskyCricket HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

[mcf19]

Satan Claus lol

[NeptunII]

wtf is wrong with you, japan!

[polytie]

That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

[xchickenmanx]

Could it be.......Satan!

[raphdragon02]

no batteries required. o_0

[YoungGun66]

Pure nightmare fuel.

[hadomaru1121]

Merry Christma-HAIL SATAN

[Elementroar]

It makes no music but in the middle of the night, you can hear it whisper: "...you better watch out..."

[CaptainRidley]

We are an army from Cracked. We come in peace

[CFkimahri]

If no batteries are avalible. Product can be powered with souls sacrificed using the provided ritual.

[nailo1]

@CFkimahri i love you

[mikimoxie]

Made in Japan. Well, that explains it all.

[MissAngryGinger]

Why, I do believe...yes, I just pissed my pants.

[Shaelrion]

Of course something like this was made in Japan.

[magicsiren91]

Oh Japan you've done it again :)

[TheEloeo]

@Mr1337box Why do you hurt us?