SANTA ISN'T REAL? MY CHILDHOOD CHRISTMAS STORY

[smro00]

I laughed so hard i literally had a tear come out of my right eye when you said electrical socket, i don't know why it was so funny to me but that was just fantastic.

[KelanDWood]

I would have hated my uncle for ever if I were you. Who kind of asshole would get drunk on christmas eve and tell their nephew that Santa's not real when he's only 8 just before christmas day starts.

[stephen111ism]

that was 1 of the funniest videos i have ever seen

[ORangel11211]

My worst Christmas was last year. My uncle's pacemaker stopped and the ambulance couldn't get him in time because he was in a small restroom. They got him out but he went into a coma for three weeks. My family decided to pull the plug on him to end his suffering. I will never forget him. :*(

[veles666]

Awesome video! Why is it that only uncles are that weird and creepy lol

My worst Christmas experience is this year, my grandma just passed away.

[lmf133rd]

dude no bullshit, I had the the Poltergeist Santa too!

[rodri17698]

Is your uncle still alive or is he dead or is he living in some kind of shitty bar?

[dellgriff82]

╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮YA

[matt11708]

lol good story john your Uncle seems like a dickhead.

[AndrewFraser55]

The way your uncle pissed and said that really sucks, but atleast someone told you Santa wasn't real. I found out by myself. I was 9, it was Christmas, I saw the presents, and the ones that said from Santa had the same wrapping paper as the ones from my mother, and on the sticker that said "from Santa" was written in my mothers handwriting. And I kept it to myself.

[keithurbanscrazymonk]

Hahaha! You should video your next family reunion.

[TheNumber2Pencil546]

4:30 have you been working out john?

[Br4inDeadDan]

gold jerry

[DynamiteIzFun]

@samhain4000 HAHA Great 80's slasher reference

[donniedarkodevotte]

Hey! Could have used a spoiler alert in your title, Johnny Boy! Now I have to deal with finding out Santa isn't even real the day before Christmas.

:.. (

[djirachi]

Thank God, I have no bad Christmas memories, and thank you Jesus, I especially have none like yours:D I don't even remember when and how the transition happened in my life when I stopped believing in Santa. I guess I still believe in him a little. Just a little and that's enough.

Oh, and by the way, 'consumerism' was the word that you were looking for:D

[minijoebroccoli]

Lmao. Uncle Gary's at it again! Hope you have a great Christmas John! Can't wait for another year of videos!

[caseyrmma365]

I remeber believing Santa Clause was real, but I can't remember how I found out he wasn't.

[Reborn8303]

Well I think whats Important is You're a very funny and extremely talented guy !  who still can spread the spirit of Christmas !

[kiddy2686]

Love your videos John. You have inspired me to make my own video about the Christmas that I found out Santa wasn't real. I will upload it soon. Take care, God bless you, and happy holidays. I hope you get more than just your stalking stuffed this year LOL.

[TyJensenable]

When I was 11, on Christmas Eve I was impatiently waiting for Christmas and I asked my Mom if I could have the kind of medicine that would make me sleepy so the excitement would leave me the hell alone. She didn't say anything like "What the fuck?", she just laughed and said "No I'm not going to do that, feeling excited is good". It probably took me two hours to fall asleep that night.

[DarkEmptyPuppet]

Haha electrical sockets now thats funny! I can't remember having a good xmas in long time. But it's all good.

[samhain4000]

My worst Christmas experience happened in 1984. My brother and I went to visit my grandfather who was in a mental institution. He wasn't suppose to be able to talk, but when no one was around he told me that Christmas Eve was the scariest damn night of the year and that Santa Claus punishes all the naughty children. He then told me if I saw Santa later that night, I better run for my life. He then proceeded to laugh and laugh and laugh.

[americanjedie]

Thanks man. Merry Christmas eve. U too Tiny.

[TheMovieObsessionMan]

Im sorry John.

[americanjedie]

Great concept. Even more amazing execution. Sad yet still enlivened with the Christmas spirit. This is really one of your masterpieces.

[bamissue]

mery christmas to you have a great time and a good 2012

[twocanplayatthat]

Merry Christmas John.

[LisaTheNerd27]

We all have a drunk uncle in our families. Mine was uncle Bob, who lived with my family. Merry Christmas John!

[BerntPop]

Merry christmas, John!

[TheCropsyManiac]

At Christmas time, i round up the local Downsyndromes and take them Carol singing.

Merry Christmas john!

[Timbo14051995]

At the 4.32 mark it looks like you got one boob for christmas lol

[MetallicaMadMan666]

i stopped believing in santa when i was 8 too. I woke up at about 1:00am to go to the toilet and i heard something downstairs so naturally i thought it was santa so filled with childhood joy i looked down the stairs and there i saw my parents bringing in my presents into the living room, even though they used the excuse that they were helping santa with the presents my belief in santa had gone.

[ReconnectTMC]

@MetallicaMadMan666 I figured it out when my parents left one too many price tags on the presents - they tried to tell me sometimes he buys the presents at the stores, but then what is he doing with all the elves? What is he doing with all the elves!?

[MetallicaMadMan666]

@ReconnectTMC hahaha

[mitchhhhh66]

Merry Christmas John have a good one

[RObtimusPrime1995]

How do I like a sad story and how do I dislike a sad story.........anyway merry Christmas John

[aassaa99]

nice story..abit sad but amusing

[MoviesOnaBudget]

Christmas was over and we were holding a new years eve party round our house, to cut a long story short: I was 14 we had some family friends over, I gave their 8 year old son a wedgie and was almost charged with assault by his mother. That is NOT a joke.

[7Rabuja]

My grandfather died in the 24th, so every Christmas my grandma cries at the dinner table.... Always nice to watch.

[zillzultraboy]

My best Christmas was getting a NES. I'll never forget it. Btw, I never believed there was a Santa Claus & as a kid, I actually made a couple of kids cry when I told then the truth in school. lol funny vid & funny [though sad] story.

[BallerSant]

hy John u the Youtubeking for me ;)

very nice Stories, how real they are ? ;)

merry X-Mas John

your fan from Berlin Jan

[mrreviews1995]

Mate that was gold over it, merry Christmas to you and have an awesome one. I have always enjoyed your vids since you started, well I subbed a little after you first started but all the same love your vids and the honesty that comes with them.

[abudeable]

You are a good man John.. God Bless U..~ and Merry Christmas to you..~

[paudiemaguire1]

it would have to be the year i found santa in bed with my mom..... that son of a bitch!

[SuperMovieCraze]

When I was younger we didn't have a fireplace either and when I asked how he got in, the answer was... "He can turn to dust and fit through the key hole!" Its quite funny really because I believed it. I don't anymore.......but still I am going to watch the key hole tonight.

[Obelisk94]

When you said he took down his pants I thought you were gonna say he started masturbating!

Merry Christmas Johnny!

[MirkodiWallenberg]

Merry X-mas to you too, John! Finally I understand where it all went wrong for you in your life and still is going on! LOL

[elysenoelle711]

the shady nook...LMAO. fits well with the half missing thumb.

[vicarcharlie]

Dad dad was in hospital all christmas with his leg hollowed out and tied up as his hip shtterd ages ago. that was pretty bad

[mylivexbox]

Merry Christmas to you too John.. Hope you have a good one!!! :)

[MegaOskar9]

cool video!

[MrGoodes37]

That Fkn Skeleton!!!!

[MrGoodes37]

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