Little Johnny's Math Class

[LacedBluntz]

I heard the intro music in a vintage porn once.

[LastCynicStanding]

@LacedBluntz Swanky =)

[cheygurl2010]

i thought this was funny =D

[LastCynicStanding]

I erase so many comments from people too stupid to read the dates. I understand there is a professional TV studio out there that has animated this joke after I did. The fact that I am unable to travel through time binds me to having posted this first. I completely understand that my version does not have the man hours needed to refine it's presentation to the quality of programming that you are used to telling you what to think.

[LastCynicStanding]

When did this video become a mecca for morons?

[khaoskid98]

Was not even a slight bit funny. Lamo

[zmanrules12345]

This is from Eli's dirty jokes

[LastCynicStanding]

@zmanrules12345 Actually it is a joke I heard when I was about 12 or so. So I guess the first time you heard it was from Eli on YouTube? That is honestly not any kind of cool.

You might want to check the dates on things before you eat what is left of your foot. I might be wrong as I am not willing to check those dates but I posted this the same year.

Nice to hear from a guy that tosses around plagiarism accusations lightly because they have no clue what it takes to make a cartoon.

[teew20]

Cazy

[stargirlz121]

there is no sound on it

[bowlingballout]

Nicely done.

[gasmatd]

i like how half the people on you tube feel the need to point out the obvious. "i heard this joke before..." why dont they include other useless information like "hey... this is a cartoon!" or "i have no life." or "i pass judgement on others to fill the void left by being a loser" anyways... keep it up, my friend. nice work w/ the animation. that shit is not easy. 5 stars for making me chuckle.

[LastCynicStanding]

Yes I think it is exactly half. I erased most of them.

Thanks for the words. This video now averages over 20 unique hits a day. That is almost worth a dollar!

[AlanDuncan2]

@gasmatd i heard this joke befor

[tenika5]

This was on eli's dirty jokes. Don't steal

[LastCynicStanding]

Another douhebag that needs to get out more.

For everyone in the future that feels the need to point out the first time they heard this joke was from this Eli fellow I heard it when I was a child. Please refrain from displaying how sheltered you are and go back to your video games junior.

Seriously, this is why you have no friends.

[lewregal]

LMAO .... I think that was F*****n Clasic . Keep up the great humor ...The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

[LastCynicStanding]

That's right folks!

[joedruo]

but he didnt say anything about a wedding ring in the question to the teacher, wheras she mentioned a flawed situation... how on earth is the teacher supposed to figure out what he means? this is totally flawed once johnny asks his question... i like the premise so i hope i will be proved wrong.

[LastCynicStanding]

Well ya..

It's like the vase test.

The vase has markings on it. The child will see two dolphins whereas the adult will see two people having sex. The markings stay the same as do the visual cues in this piece. It is the interpretation of the visual cues that show the corruption of the mind.

I would not say either is right or wrong though.Remember that reality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.

[joedruo]

i like it, and i like the cut of your jip so to speak.

[LastCynicStanding]

Thanks

I would not be true to my name if I did not ask you what the hell a jip is. I assume you meant jib?

[joedruo]

aah yes must be, i am unaware of how it is spelt i just know how to use the phrase.

[LastCynicStanding]

I think people started using that phrase because the jib sail is the first thing you can recognise on an approaching vessel.

The sell chairs that attach to them that swing you around in front of the boat that are a blast. Not that I have a sailboat or anything but I got to ride around in one of those seats when I was a kid.

[KartoonManagement]

he said which one is married....and i heard this b4

[dan271291]

its a cartoon made for fun no need to be so critical/technical about it

[LastCynicStanding]

Yo,

I have to get shot down by management.

[missgriffin77]

Clever....;)

[snipedsniper18]

rofl.

[LastCynicStanding]

Thanks for the laugh.

It's refreshing. People always hate on this vid for some reason.

[snipedsniper18]

oh it was great. haha

[LastCynicStanding]

Cool, thanks again.

Saw ur site. I have a few markers myself. Nothing like yours but I do like shootin folks.

[AcidEntertainment]

Very cool,

[XIPM3]

why would the one sucking be married? she is a whore- obviously she is NOT married! married women give lousy blow jobs. FAIL.

[AcidEntertainment]

Certainly you could have mustered up a more appropriate response considering there are kids visitng youtube? Some clever innuendo maybe?

[XIPM3]

kids visiting youtube shouldnt be watching this.

[LastCynicStanding]

Don't censor me, ya shithead.

[AcidEntertainment]

well how would they know with know warning? and i was talking about VULGAR COMMENTS.

[LastCynicStanding]

Ya but aren't kids the ones that come up with vulgar comments anyhow?

If we were to split hairs, I don't like the word kid when used to refrence a human. That is more vulgar in my opinion than any media censored combination of letters.

[LastCynicStanding]

I guess my opinion of what is vulgar is not as important as what you were taught is vulgar.

[AcidEntertainment]

i was not talking 2 u, but to the vulgar comment leaver! =)

[LastCynicStanding]

Ya, that guy just ran out of arguments on another thread so he thought he would get me back or whatever by being stupid here.

People always hate on this vid when they can't think of anything else to say. It cracks me up actually.

[paxilixap]

great. i had heard this joke before but have never seen it brought to life. if you narrated it, i can't put my finger on it, but your voice sounds kinda familiar. it has an Adam Corolla ring to.

great vid by the way.

[ElvenDane]

ROFLMAO - Good one ;-)

[007agentgrace]

That was so cute!

[superhankey]

you're to intelligent to be this funny

[LastCynicStanding]

Not easy to be both sometimes. It seems to depend on the audience. ;)

[superhankey]

very true

[Keyz0815]

that was funny do some more if u can i would lik to watch them lol. (i actually laughed out loud toom i didnt just write it to be writing:)

[LastCynicStanding]

Thanks! I have two others and would be done with the fourth if my air conditioning was not on the fritz. I am in agony and have not been able to turn on my good computer for months.

[IdleHandsStudios]

haha i like that

[GodSaveThePres]

Strange

[LastCynicStanding]

Hmm.... not the most in depth critisism but I guess I will take it.

[GodSaveThePres]

Lol It's not unpleasant of course just a tad out of place, did you do the drawings and animation they're very well designed!