Better than some I've heard... I have a brown section in my eye (heterochromia FTW!) and some guy actually sat down next to me and said "Baby, you're eyes are as blue as the ocean, and that brown spot is a kanoe for the two of us"
My response: O.o *moves away from table*
Ah and lets not forget, what girl hasn't heard "Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?... Enough to break the ice baby I'm *insert guys name here*!"
I wonder what the worst pickup line ever used was...
@Themadmelo101 a little desperate if he used the "for the love of god, have me!!!" i also like shikamaru's line but better keep it a secret, the others are kinda vulgar Xp
These remind me of one pick up line I found, "Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can TOTALLY see myself in your pants!" That one, and a few other really tackey ones, made my ribs hurt from laughing so much. LOL
omg i lyke this vid (if ur wondering i have a guy names its cuz i'm using my brothers) anwhay i lyke shika's,kiba's,gaara's!!! kawaii!!!! *sqeaks and yells"GAARA-KUUUUUUN!! GAARA:...o_o ME: OOPSS! ANYWAYZ I LOVED IT!
Hersys make 1 million kisses a day im just asking for one...look in a mirror and hold 11 roses and you will see the 12 most beautiful things this world has to offer... i have more like them that i know
shikamaru's might work if say your out alone with a girl then you two are just talking then you "accidentally" bit your lip (while making it obvious). then you say that, ill try it! just kidding lol
ok i hope no guy uses those cause i hate the one at 0:55and at 2:33 its weird all i am saying the only ones that i actualy think might work are shikamaru's and well no otheres cause their all crapy
I'm sorry, I just hate fangirls that's all. But I like a person in Naruto as well right, still I'm not all over him.. He is still a figure and you might have right that I don't have imaginations, but I like to write Naruto roleplayes, it's awesome
omfg i love shikamau's pick up line
theanimalfreak345 3 months ago
XD Shikamaru's, Gaara's, Kiba's, & Naruto's.
hornerchick 6 months ago
i like shikamaru and gaara and neji and kiba's
bitchybabe9 6 months ago in playlist pick up
omg sasuke-kun!! :D
lol XD
kurohimeuchiha 7 months ago
My comment to the best lline, Shino's:
"No I don't got a map. But you can stay with me, i'll help to find way to my hart."
My comment to the most creppy, Kankuros:
I stopped playing with tooys long time ago...
DeathBride999 7 months ago
wooh! go sasuke! XD
alCjnth 7 months ago
can someone tell me the name of the song plz
fouserd 7 months ago
whats the song
RosekatNya 7 months ago
i like shikamaru's pick up line and neji
sonica11o 7 months ago
I'd use the one with Gaara. It was hot!!!!!!
waterwolfmisty 7 months ago
gaara shino shikamaru and sasukes were my favorites
RainMarieNushi 8 months ago
@RainMarieNushi Sasuke say's nothing
sonica11o 7 months ago
@sonica11o i know its funny to me
RainMarieNushi 7 months ago
@RainMarieNushi LOL
sonica11o 7 months ago
konkuros was the one i liked but i thought shinos was really sweet. I LIKED THEM ALL.^-^
kauffman81 8 months ago
actully I think i,d use the one with shino^-^
kauffman81 8 months ago
I thank lee said that one to sakura ..........
and it sooooooooooo did not work
1:02
chesshercat24 9 months ago
what does dattebayo mean??? PLEASE SOME ONE TELL MEEE!!!
negimaandnarutoxx 9 months ago
@negimaandnarutoxx it depends on the languaje. I think that in english is something like :"SURE!!".. spanish="vaya que si!"
GeorgeCSnd 8 months ago
>.< Can someone Plz tell me the name of the song
fouserd 9 months ago
where is Kakashi??
Vampirenight542 9 months ago
song name !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:]
fouserd 9 months ago
That's very ackward, and stupid and cheesy and a bunch of other stuff.
123twolf 9 months ago
I used the lip one [Shikamaru] and it soooo worked ^////^
FanGirlMania 9 months ago
sasuke say sumthing: slb
no:sasuke
slb-glarez
if my heart was to belong 2 sum1, itd be u
good boy: slb
slb kisses sasuke on the forehead
SuperLunabird 10 months ago
i love naruto's pick up line XD
emoninjakidz 11 months ago 7
@emoninjakidz i rlly dont get that 1... >.<
pokemon77713 7 months ago
@pokemon77713 ok a coin has a head and a tail.... naruto wants to get some heads XD
emoninjakidz 6 months ago
perfect lines for use on youtube though..
portalpwner 1 year ago
in naruto its suppose to be:if i use my shadow clone justsu who would you pick ;) :">>
sephiroth09914356 1 year ago
xD awwwww.... they're so adorable xDDDD
you should've used some of the akatsuki's pick up lines too
xXDoomsdayPandaXx 1 year ago
I don't like shino but the line was sweet!!!
5vampirelover 1 year ago
Lee has the best chance, I think.
GoneLookingForMyself 1 year ago
I'll kiss it better Shikamaru
Lioness567 1 year ago
Loved lee and rubix cube one
95aquafire 1 year ago
lol Best once lee and naruto xD
Something that would work on me Shikamaru and Kankuru ;P
FanGirlMania 1 year ago
hahahahahah i lol'd at narutos hahahahaha
DKzain23 1 year ago
A big collection of funny pickup lines can be found at randompickupline . com. Have fun!
jorio001 1 year ago
Neji-X3
Shikamaru-XD
Gaara-? Oh I love Him anyway *Huggles*
Sasuke's pick-up line was the best (No Pick-up)
sigery97 1 year ago
i like
kiba's
kankuro's xP
shikamaru's is so adorable
penorpingpong 1 year ago
DANG!!!!! BAHAHA!!!! Nauto's is just.... omg O_O Bahahahahaaa...... that's wrong....hehe.. but funny. XD
SonjaBlazed 1 year ago
Better than some I've heard... I have a brown section in my eye (heterochromia FTW!) and some guy actually sat down next to me and said "Baby, you're eyes are as blue as the ocean, and that brown spot is a kanoe for the two of us"
My response: O.o *moves away from table*
Ah and lets not forget, what girl hasn't heard "Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?... Enough to break the ice baby I'm *insert guys name here*!"
I wonder what the worst pickup line ever used was...
SakiWatari 1 year ago
a boy told me the pick up line at 1:16 who do you think got bitch slapped :3
Themadmelo101 1 year ago
i just love shino and lee, those lines would work on me everytime, but the others -picks up a hand grenade- try them, i dare you....
Dewani90 1 year ago
@Dewani90 i know how you feel a boy tried the pick up line at 1:16 he got bitch slapped :3
Themadmelo101 1 year ago
@Themadmelo101 a little desperate if he used the "for the love of god, have me!!!" i also like shikamaru's line but better keep it a secret, the others are kinda vulgar Xp
Dewani90 1 year ago
Lol, Naruto just went for it. :)
avatarmaniac4721 1 year ago
AUGH THE A TEENS!!!
TheCakeIsALieGLaDOS7 1 year ago
the one kiba said almost worked on me but it dident good thing i saw this
cuckoodi2005 1 year ago
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cuckoodi2005 1 year ago
my fav ones:
shikamaru
shino
gaara (not saying that one would work on me it'd just get me laughing) lol
SASUKE!!!! LMAO! *NOT DOING THIS ....* LMAO!
xxx6hades6xxx 1 year ago
i like kankuro's the best...it was funny xD
MsAkatsukigirl14 1 year ago
Rock Lee is the sweetest and Naruto is so crude
foamyrocks87 1 year ago
lol thes r the best pick up lines ever
cutieb109 1 year ago
they're so bad that they work xD
siegfried1x2 1 year ago
Shikamaru *HeeeHee* xD
GothicCookiesAndMilk 1 year ago
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gaara ^-^!!
VietDolliexXx 1 year ago
Shikamura's was cute~! <3 ^
ooppii1 1 year ago
My top 5 pickup lines:
1. Are both your parents retarded? 'Cause you look very special.
2. You know, im actually an astronaut.. And my next trip is to Uranus.
3. I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
4. My ride left without me, can you give me one?.
5. Are you made in China? 'Caus you look very cheap.
PoxZProductions 1 year ago
@PoxZProductions hehe,I like the 4th one.But the 5th one sound like an insult.
DeathNoteFangirl13 1 year ago
i love Gaara's ^_-
kallenkuzoki 1 year ago
lol if i trow 50cents what is the possibilities i get HEAD!!! lool
game4film 1 year ago 3
These remind me of one pick up line I found, "Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can TOTALLY see myself in your pants!" That one, and a few other really tackey ones, made my ribs hurt from laughing so much. LOL
XXunansweredvoiceXX 1 year ago
Ahh. I so kawii! Honistly If someone used the lines from Shikamaru, Lee, and Naruto's second I'd most likly fall for it. *blush*
kakashilove19 1 year ago
@kakashilove19 eee! <3 it is kawaii<3 soo cute ^_^ I adore rock lees :D
cloud67899 1 year ago
XD most likely sumone will
GONarutoUzumaki 1 year ago
omg i lyke this vid (if ur wondering i have a guy names its cuz i'm using my brothers) anwhay i lyke shika's,kiba's,gaara's!!! kawaii!!!! *sqeaks and yells"GAARA-KUUUUUUN!! GAARA:...o_o ME: OOPSS! ANYWAYZ I LOVED IT!
michaelgalindo666 1 year ago
Lol, I can imagine Kiba using his pick up line XD
ChocolateFudgeBrowny 1 year ago
gay pick up lines. it keeps repeating thats annoying
rockertatortot911 1 year ago
lmaooo 1:10 awesome!!!
maxyboy1994 1 year ago
Ayame42, This video rocks.
datingwomensex 2 years ago
It keeps repeating!!!
bdpsgl1 2 years ago
what song is this >?
Cupfintarts 2 years ago
lol sasuke= not doing this! XD XD
buzzymuzzy21 2 years ago
i like shikas shinos sasukes and lees
9meangirl 2 years ago
lol naruto fan just like me
alvin3172 2 years ago
That Titanic one is awesome.
Moosixman 2 years ago
@Moosixman disagreed
chris96kalonji 2 years ago
yay i love naruto. the characters are so cute. i think i will go watch another episode now.
TheXiasin 2 years ago
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what is this fucking song!!!!!
joegirl404 2 years ago
what song is this? so cute..xD
ninaloretta 2 years ago
if u think there any good that is
narutodapimp54 2 years ago
Hersys make 1 million kisses a day im just asking for one...look in a mirror and hold 11 roses and you will see the 12 most beautiful things this world has to offer... i have more like them that i know
narutodapimp54 2 years ago
the Rock Lee one is soo cute!
Taylorswiftakagreat 2 years ago
If Neji said that to me, I would be like "Yes."
prankstertwins 2 years ago
That was great thanks for sending this to me
Toya13579 2 years ago
lol ha ha i hope u get boared more offten.
funny and a bit eww
nitto2553 2 years ago
The ones i like the most are.
- Gaara ^ w ^
- Neji
- Shikamaru
mariko014 2 years ago 24
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osanwecenta 2 years ago
IM GOING TO TRY SAUSKE'S! haha
ryanf102468 2 years ago
shikamaru's might work if say your out alone with a girl then you two are just talking then you "accidentally" bit your lip (while making it obvious). then you say that, ill try it! just kidding lol
georgeofnewyork 2 years ago
shikamarus is soooo cute
noahrockstdi 2 years ago 2
...O_O its not my falt i said any thig naruto said to try it so i said any thig X3
TheGothgaara 2 years ago
ha ha those are funny
wowyoureannoying 2 years ago
the only one that would work for me is shikamarus if someone said it and only gaaras and kibas would work if THEY were the ones that said it lol
HotChargerGirl5346 2 years ago
ok i hope no guy uses those cause i hate the one at 0:55and at 2:33 its weird all i am saying the only ones that i actualy think might work are shikamaru's and well no otheres cause their all crapy
Shikamarufangirl1 2 years ago
my top three
1.Shikamaru
2.Gaara
3.Kiba
:3
BoysLikeGirls0329 2 years ago
lol im gonna use shikamaru and shino and gaara and maybe kankuros
rs3andfsu 2 years ago
1:05, that's not a funny pick up line, not at all
MidnightMadhatter 2 years ago
I love Shika's! *blush*
reese5432112345 2 years ago
i like Gaara's =^^=
CrySoulSakura 2 years ago
I like Kiba's.... XD
SakuraAngelOfLight 2 years ago
i like shukamru's pick up line =3
jayceface07 2 years ago 2
Garra's the 2nd best, i like shino's the best. (wow i never thought i'd say that...)
ilovegaara457 2 years ago
my vote
1:shikamaru
2:shino
3:gaara
rs3andfsu 2 years ago
i like .....you could probably guess from my account picture......kiba's pick up line.
lilvamp96 2 years ago
ROFL NARUTO'S NASTY!!! XD
gcgal11 2 years ago
hey i used the rubix cube one and it' worked
valeyon101 2 years ago 28
nuh uh
rs3andfsu 2 years ago
@valeyon101 really??? wow
dillyis14 1 year ago
i liked sasuke's the best lol!!!
acually my favorite had to be naruto's when he said 'if i toss this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?'
HatakeHermione123 2 years ago 2
when i first saw this, it took me a couple reads to get it ^///^"
AlieValens 2 years ago
I like everyone beside Lee's lolz Im sorry lee ^^''
Cougar626Kay 2 years ago
i love narutos, kibas, and gaaraspik up lines
cybunny2 2 years ago
i love shikamarus line!
2Sweetheart2 2 years ago 2
not funny just idiotic
COLDSTEELE152 2 years ago
I've actually heard the one that shino said. It was anoying becasue he kept saying it.
pheonixfire92 2 years ago
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hypershadic417 2 years ago
The first and the fith ones I've had used on me before.*sigh*
insanemellofangirl 2 years ago
if shika-kun said that to me i would blush and say sure...and kiba-kuns to but im mnot to sur about naru-kun
kibasgirlkibatchi 2 years ago
Shino is so adorable ^__^;
FiZZBANGWHAM 2 years ago
if any1 said narutos 2nd 1 to me i'd be REALLY creeped out, + its tru, shikas 1 is cute
pppfan12345 2 years ago
awesome song!
dat shino 1 ent bad, its just kinda old
pppfan12345 2 years ago
aww shika was soooo cute ^-^
(lee...ITS NEVER GONNA FRIKEN HAPPEN)x3
BUT Sasori-danna is mine bitches! x3
AkasukiYukiUchiha 2 years ago
Sasori is a puppet.. T.T
Moriiimoriii 2 years ago
yes MY PUPPET!
AkasukiYukiUchiha 2 years ago
I hate fangirls like you.. HE IS A FREAKING FIGURE! A MADE UP PERSON!
*anger explooode*
Moriiimoriii 2 years ago
screw u! he's awesome! GET OVER IT! =P
i like him! >.> its ppl like u that MAKE ME SICK! U HAVE NO IMAGIAON! xP SO YEA HES NOT REAL BUT HES FREAKIN AWESOME!
AkasukiYukiUchiha 2 years ago
I'm sorry, I just hate fangirls that's all. But I like a person in Naruto as well right, still I'm not all over him.. He is still a figure and you might have right that I don't have imaginations, but I like to write Naruto roleplayes, it's awesome
Moriiimoriii 2 years ago
I love the one.
I have a 50c coin what's the chance of me getting headd(:
iibabyy 2 years ago 2
Poor Shika...
He looks nervous
minimewcutie 2 years ago
i like narutos second one. DATTEBAYO BITCHES!!!!!!!
sonic89148 2 years ago
what is the song's name
ponyta222 2 years ago
can't help falling in love with you
this version was sung by the A*Teens, but the original was by elvis
:] hope that helped
pandaislander29 2 years ago
gaara and rock lee -glomps gaara- IM YOURS X3!!!!!!!
Gothicgurlz12 2 years ago
i loved shiki's that works on me!
angelsentfromhell 2 years ago
which 1 do u think is cute.
kojack5555 2 years ago
i like gaaras and narutos ^^ (Rock lee....NEVER GONNA HAPPEN XD!!!)
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rico7889 2 years ago
i like rock lee's
jimforlif3 2 years ago
"For the love of god have me!!!" rofl! poor naruto! kiba and shikamaru ftw!!!!
kunai11 2 years ago
Naruto and his 50cents xD
CodeGeassFan213 2 years ago
i LOVED kankuro's xD lol and Kiba's and shikamaru's xD i liked gaara's 2 ^^
hawaiiancutie5 2 years ago
i like garras
NarutoFan132465 2 years ago
I really really really like Shikamaru's
christinespires 2 years ago
lol sasukes is hilarious!!!1
0123456789naruto 3 years ago
i lke shicamarooes
shirogane333 3 years ago
Haha. My Bf used Shikamaru's pick up line on me.
It was so cute!
XxCrackerJackJadexX 3 years ago
I Love Shika
xD
TiffanyBAMF 3 years ago
Sasuke is the smart one here......don't say anything at all. But these are really funny. Nice job.
animerosebearer 3 years ago
I like shikamaru's
DeadlyDans12345 3 years ago
0:43
my fav pick up line on here XD
Mangoband99 3 years ago
Great one Shikamaru, Strategic thinking on and off the battle field.
benjaythewhite 3 years ago
*huggles Kiba, Naruto, and Shikamaru* MINE!!!! > =K
lol
Their just tooooooo kawaii ^^
NaruTema4eva 3 years ago
OK <Sorta looks like a stick man... if you tilt your head
AND NO!!!!! I want them too!! We could take turns! =P
animalfarm190 3 years ago
*tosses Shikamaru and Kiba over* You can have them...*huggles Naruto harder* MINE!!!!!!!!!
NaruTema4eva 3 years ago
naruto and temari ( narutema ) ????
NarutoUzumaki646 2 years ago
*nods* My fave couple^^
NaruTema4eva 2 years ago
not many pick that couple
NarutoUzumaki646 2 years ago
Comon it Temari and Shikamaru. Naruto has nothing for Temari.
QshesshoumaruQ 2 years ago
*pouts*
NaruTema4eva 2 years ago
yay!!!
animalfarm190 2 years ago
o and shikas
peinskilla1kyoshirou 3 years ago
i used konkuros on my girlfriend and she said no!
peinskilla1kyoshirou 3 years ago
i liked kibas for a long time
KIBABIGFAN 3 years ago
I can't tell if frzdragon would be proud or mad about this.
ZerotheBlade 3 years ago
Aww, Shikamaru's so cute :3
cantgetme92 3 years ago
That was hillarious!
bayBabe1 3 years ago
lolz naruto and his 50cents xD
xxcourier 3 years ago
Lee's sucks.......Shikamaru's is sooo... cute!
Sasuke sucks!
stormywonder 3 years ago
rock lee's is my fav. OMGZ HE'S SO CUTE!!
sasuino718 3 years ago
the one for shikamaru works
bobby734 3 years ago
it does...
ItachiUchiha129 3 years ago
really it did work
tentenxnegi 3 years ago
sasuke is a gay...
justtheghurl 3 years ago
what song is this and who's is by?
ThunderClan123 3 years ago
i cant help fallin in love with you and artist is the a teens
kitcatcutie2 3 years ago