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  • omfg i love shikamau's pick up line

  • XD Shikamaru's, Gaara's, Kiba's, & Naruto's.

  • i like shikamaru and gaara and neji and kiba's

  • omg sasuke-kun!! :D

    lol XD

  • My comment to the best lline, Shino's:

    "No I don't got a map. But you can stay with me, i'll help to find way to my hart."

    My comment to the most creppy, Kankuros:

    I stopped playing with tooys long time ago...

  • wooh! go sasuke! XD

  • can someone tell me the name of the song plz

  • whats the song

  • i like shikamaru's pick up line and neji

  • I'd use the one with Gaara. It was hot!!!!!!

  • gaara shino shikamaru and sasukes were my favorites

  • @RainMarieNushi Sasuke say's nothing

  • @sonica11o i know its funny to me

  • konkuros was the one i liked but i thought shinos was really sweet. I LIKED THEM ALL.^-^

  • actully I think i,d use the one with shino^-^

  • I thank lee said that one to sakura ..........

    and it sooooooooooo did not work

    1:02

  • what does dattebayo mean??? PLEASE SOME ONE TELL MEEE!!!

  • @negimaandnarutoxx it depends on the languaje. I think that in english is something like :"SURE!!".. spanish="vaya que si!"

  • >.< Can someone Plz tell me the name of the song

  • where is Kakashi??

  • song name !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! 8:]

  • That's very ackward, and stupid and cheesy and a bunch of other stuff.

  • I used the lip one [Shikamaru] and it soooo worked ^////^

  • sasuke say sumthing: slb

    no:sasuke

    slb-glarez

    if my heart was to belong 2 sum1, itd be u

    good boy: slb

    slb kisses sasuke on the forehead

  • i love naruto's pick up line XD

  • @emoninjakidz i rlly dont get that 1... >.<

  • @pokemon77713 ok a coin has a head and a tail.... naruto wants to get some heads XD

  • perfect lines for use on youtube though..

  • in naruto its suppose to be:if i use my shadow clone justsu who would you pick ;) :">>

  • xD awwwww.... they're so adorable xDDDD

    you should've used some of the akatsuki's pick up lines too

  • I don't like shino but the line was sweet!!!

  • Lee has the best chance, I think.

  • I'll kiss it better Shikamaru

  • Loved lee and rubix cube one

  • lol Best once lee and naruto xD

    Something that would work on me Shikamaru and Kankuru ;P

  • hahahahahah i lol'd at narutos hahahahaha

  • A big collection of funny pickup lines can be found at randompickupline . com. Have fun! 

  • Neji-X3

    Shikamaru-XD

    Gaara-? Oh I love Him anyway *Huggles*

    Sasuke's pick-up line was the best (No Pick-up)

  • i like

    kiba's

    kankuro's xP

    shikamaru's is so adorable

  • DANG!!!!! BAHAHA!!!! Nauto's is just.... omg O_O Bahahahahaaa...... that's wrong....hehe.. but funny. XD

  • Better than some I've heard... I have a brown section in my eye (heterochromia FTW!) and some guy actually sat down next to me and said "Baby, you're eyes are as blue as the ocean, and that brown spot is a kanoe for the two of us"

    My response: O.o *moves away from table*

    Ah and lets not forget, what girl hasn't heard "Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?... Enough to break the ice baby I'm *insert guys name here*!"

    I wonder what the worst pickup line ever used was...

  • a boy told me the pick up line at 1:16 who do you think got bitch slapped :3

  • i just love shino and lee, those lines would work on me everytime, but the others -picks up a hand grenade- try them, i dare you....

  • @Dewani90 i know how you feel a boy tried the pick up line at 1:16 he got bitch slapped :3

  • @Themadmelo101 a little desperate if he used the "for the love of god, have me!!!" i also like shikamaru's line but better keep it a secret, the others are kinda vulgar Xp

  • Lol, Naruto just went for it. :)

  • AUGH THE A TEENS!!!

  • the one kiba said almost worked on me but it dident good thing i saw this

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  • my fav ones:

    shikamaru

    shino

    gaara (not saying that one would work on me it'd just get me laughing) lol

    SASUKE!!!! LMAO! *NOT DOING THIS ....* LMAO!

  • i like kankuro's the best...it was funny xD

  • Rock Lee is the sweetest and Naruto is so crude

  • lol thes r the best pick up lines ever

  • they're so bad that they work xD

  • Shikamaru *HeeeHee* xD

  • awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gaara ^-^!!

  • Shikamura's was cute~! <3 ^

  • My top 5 pickup lines:

    1. Are both your parents retarded? 'Cause you look very special.

    2. You know, im actually an astronaut.. And my next trip is to Uranus.

    3. I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.

    4. My ride left without me, can you give me one?.

    5. Are you made in China? 'Caus you look very cheap.

  • @PoxZProductions hehe,I like the 4th one.But the 5th one sound like an insult.

  • i love Gaara's ^_-

  • lol if i trow 50cents what is the possibilities i get HEAD!!! lool

  • These remind me of one pick up line I found, "Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can TOTALLY see myself in your pants!" That one, and a few other really tackey ones, made my ribs hurt from laughing so much. LOL

  • Ahh. I so kawii! Honistly If someone used the lines from Shikamaru, Lee, and Naruto's second I'd most likly fall for it. *blush*

  • @kakashilove19 eee! <3 it is kawaii<3 soo cute ^_^ I adore rock lees :D

  • XD most likely sumone will

  • omg i lyke this vid (if ur wondering i have a guy names its cuz i'm using my brothers) anwhay i lyke shika's,kiba's,gaara's!!! kawaii!!!! *sqeaks and yells"GAARA-KUUUUUUN!! GAARA:...o_o ME: OOPSS! ANYWAYZ I LOVED IT!

  • Lol, I can imagine Kiba using his pick up line XD

  • gay pick up lines. it keeps repeating thats annoying

  • lmaooo 1:10 awesome!!!

  • Ayame42, This video rocks.

  • It keeps repeating!!!

  • what song is this >?

  • lol sasuke= not doing this! XD XD

  • i like shikas shinos sasukes and lees

  • lol naruto fan just like me

  • That Titanic one is awesome.

  • @Moosixman disagreed

  • yay i love naruto. the characters are so cute. i think i will go watch another episode now.

  • what song is this? so cute..xD

  • if u think there any good that is

  • Hersys make 1 million kisses a day im just asking for one...look in a mirror and hold 11 roses and you will see the 12 most beautiful things this world has to offer... i have more like them that i know

  • the Rock Lee one is soo cute!

  • If Neji said that to me, I would be like "Yes."

  • That was great thanks for sending this to me

  • lol ha ha i hope u get boared more offten.

    funny and a bit eww

  • The ones i like the most are.

    - Gaara  ^ w ^

    - Neji

    - Shikamaru

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  • IM GOING TO TRY SAUSKE'S! haha

  • shikamaru's might work if say your out alone with a girl then you two are just talking then you "accidentally" bit your lip (while making it obvious). then you say that, ill try it! just kidding lol

  • shikamarus is soooo cute

  • ...O_O its not my falt i said any thig naruto said to try it so i said any thig X3

  • ha ha those are funny

  • the only one that would work for me is shikamarus if someone said it and only gaaras and kibas would work if THEY were the ones that said it lol

  • ok i hope no guy uses those cause i hate the one at 0:55and at 2:33 its weird all i am saying the only ones that i actualy think might work are shikamaru's and well no otheres cause their all crapy

  • my top three

    1.Shikamaru

    2.Gaara

    3.Kiba

    :3

  • lol im gonna use shikamaru and shino and gaara and maybe kankuros

  • 1:05, that's not a funny pick up line, not at all

  • I love Shika's! *blush*

  • i like Gaara's =^^=

  • I like Kiba's.... XD

  • i like shukamru's pick up line =3

  • Garra's the 2nd best, i like shino's the best. (wow i never thought i'd say that...)

  • my vote

    1:shikamaru

    2:shino

    3:gaara

  • i like .....you could probably guess from my account picture......kiba's pick up line.

  • ROFL NARUTO'S NASTY!!! XD

  • hey i used the rubix cube one and it' worked

  • nuh uh

  • @valeyon101 really??? wow

  • i liked sasuke's the best lol!!!

    acually my favorite had to be naruto's when he said 'if i toss this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?'

  • when i first saw this, it took me a couple reads to get it ^///^"

  • I like everyone beside Lee's lolz Im sorry lee ^^''

  • i love narutos, kibas, and gaaraspik up lines

  • i love shikamarus line!

  • not funny just idiotic

  • I've actually heard the one that shino said. It was anoying becasue he kept saying it.

  • The first and the fith ones I've had used on me before.*sigh*

  • if shika-kun said that to me i would blush and say sure...and kiba-kuns to but im mnot to sur about naru-kun

  • Shino is so adorable ^__^;

  • if any1 said narutos 2nd 1 to me i'd be REALLY creeped out, + its tru, shikas 1 is cute

  • awesome song!

    dat shino 1 ent bad, its just kinda old

  • aww shika was soooo cute ^-^

    (lee...ITS NEVER GONNA FRIKEN HAPPEN)x3

    BUT Sasori-danna is mine bitches! x3

  • Sasori is a puppet.. T.T

  • yes MY PUPPET!

  • I hate fangirls like you.. HE IS A FREAKING FIGURE! A MADE UP PERSON!

    *anger explooode*

  • screw u! he's awesome! GET OVER IT! =P

    i like him! >.> its ppl like u that MAKE ME SICK! U HAVE NO IMAGIAON! xP SO YEA HES NOT REAL BUT HES FREAKIN AWESOME!

  • I'm sorry, I just hate fangirls that's all. But I like a person in Naruto as well right, still I'm not all over him.. He is still a figure and you might have right that I don't have imaginations, but I like to write Naruto roleplayes, it's awesome

  • I love the one.

    I have a 50c coin what's the chance of me getting headd(:

  • Poor Shika...

    He looks nervous

  • i like narutos second one. DATTEBAYO BITCHES!!!!!!!

  • what is the song's name

  • can't help falling in love with you

    this version was sung by the A*Teens, but the original was by elvis

    :] hope that helped

  • gaara and rock lee -glomps gaara- IM YOURS X3!!!!!!!

  • i loved shiki's that works on me!

  • which 1 do u think is cute.

  • i like gaaras and narutos ^^ (Rock lee....NEVER GONNA HAPPEN XD!!!)

  • i like rock lee's

  • "For the love of god have me!!!" rofl! poor naruto! kiba and shikamaru ftw!!!!

  • Naruto and his 50cents xD

  • i LOVED kankuro's xD lol and Kiba's and shikamaru's xD i liked gaara's 2 ^^

  • i like garras

  • I really really really like Shikamaru's

  • lol sasukes is hilarious!!!1

  • i lke shicamarooes

  • Haha. My Bf used Shikamaru's pick up line on me.

    It was so cute!

  • I Love Shika

    xD

  • Sasuke is the smart one here......don't say anything at all. But these are really funny. Nice job.

  • I like shikamaru's

  • 0:43

    my fav pick up line on here XD

  • Great one Shikamaru, Strategic thinking on and off the battle field.

  • *huggles Kiba, Naruto, and Shikamaru* MINE!!!! > =K

    lol

    Their just tooooooo kawaii ^^

  • OK <Sorta looks like a stick man... if you tilt your head

    AND NO!!!!! I want them too!! We could take turns! =P

  • *tosses Shikamaru and Kiba over* You can have them...*huggles Naruto harder* MINE!!!!!!!!!

  • naruto and temari ( narutema ) ????

  • *nods* My fave couple^^

  • not many pick that couple

  • Comon it Temari and Shikamaru. Naruto has nothing for Temari.

  • *pouts*

  • yay!!!

  • o and shikas

  • i used konkuros on my girlfriend and she said no!

  • i liked kibas for a long time

  • I can't tell if frzdragon would be proud or mad about this.

  • Aww, Shikamaru's so cute :3

  • That was hillarious!

  • lolz naruto and his 50cents xD

  • Lee's sucks.......Shikamaru's is sooo... cute!

    Sasuke sucks!

  • rock lee's is my fav. OMGZ HE'S SO CUTE!!

  • the one for shikamaru works

  • it does...

  • really it did work

  • sasuke is a gay...

  • what song is this and who's is by?

  • i cant help fallin in love with you and artist is the a teens